Why, Why, Why ?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
Why does the bank take back the money when they accidentally credit my account twice?
Why why why!!!!???
I love the last one Cassie.
How bout this one to add.
If nothing sticks to teflon why does it stick to the frying pan?
Shelley
Why do they call them apartments when they are together.
Why do they call it a building when its already built.
Why do people always shake ther head yes or no at the drive thru speaker
these are what I remember from Gallagher
Brandi
And why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Dennis
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
(...with apologies to Steven Wright.)
Why is drowsiness listed as a side effect on sleeping pills?
Why do we "take" a pee instead of leaving one?
beth
Can't resist, sorry >:D
Why does divorce Barbie cost a thousand times the cost of all the other Barbies put together????
Because she comes with all Kens stuff.
Why did somebody decide one day that it was a good idea to eat moldy cheese?
And why did it catch on?
I wrote a song kind of telling how the almighty question is why. lol. yay. WHYA? WHYA? WHYA? yay.
Why is "suicide" listed as a possible side-effect of some anti-depression drugs?
Teri Anne
And the infamous....Why do ATM machines have Braille on the buttons yet have a screen?