Well, this is a semi-serious question.
In some parts of the UK (but not, as it turns out, in others), 'chuff' is slang for lady-parts.
A joke I made today fell flat because the person I told it to had never heard the word used that way; though she was familiar with the Brit word 'chuffed', meaning delighted, which my joke played on.
So I'm curious to know, does 'chuff' mean lady-parts where you come from?
Oh, the joke, I hear you ask? I wrote:
"When I get my SRS I'll be totally chuffed!" ;D
Never heard of it, twat! :D
Nope! "Chuff" hasn't made it's way into the local vernacular.
I've never heard "chuff"...some other words meaning or indicative to women-parts:
I have heard "muff" (as in...muff diver)...
"Taco" and "bearded Taco" also...
"Gash"
"Woo-hoo"
Eh, well I guess that's all I know. Any others?
Old slang here for happy too Padma. Not common though.
Just to clarify, I wasn't saying "chuffed" means anything other than "pleased" - just "chuff".
Right chuffed we got that sorted mate. ;) Grouse but!
Random House Webster's College Dictionary
chuffed adj. Brit. proud; delighted. [1855-60]
Not to me, it doesn't, but I just consulted Roger's Profanisaurus, Dec 1997 edition, and it's in there.
One definition I encountered online amused me by its succinct eloquence:
Chuff - Anglo-slang for snatch.
I always thought this was a sound dogs made...sort of a low bark with the mouth closed.
(I have heard it in the 'excited' usage, too, and I'm in the NE US.)
I happen to be going through the old jokes here, needed a laugh. I looked up the british slang for Chuff and here is what I found.
Noun
chuff (plural chuffs)
1.A coarse or stupid fellow.
2.(scriptwriting, uncountable) Superfluous small talk that is free of conflict, offers no character development, description or insight, and does not advance the story or plot.
3.(vulgar slang) The vagina.
Source http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/chuff (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/chuff)