just climbed into bed and snuggled your pillow and blankets and got comfortable, begin to drift off into golden slumbers and then...
Realize that you have to pee
Quote from: V M on November 01, 2012, 01:01:03 AM
Just climbed into bed and snuggled your pillow and blankets and got comfortable, begin to drift off into golden slumbers and then...
Realize that you have to pee
Just
Did
This.
omg, yes.
Don't you hate it when you ...
Spend time doing your nails, and then remember you had opera gloves as part of your outfit.
These:
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drop your bottle of foundation on the floor and it cracks and you think, do I keep using it from the puddle or have I wasted $20.
do something kinda fun and forget to take pictures ::)
are hoping to talk to a friend but they take off
can't remember the word for something common and so sound like a very silly moron when you describe it instead of naming it XD
Quote from: Felix on November 02, 2012, 05:05:32 AM
can't remember the word for something common and so sound like a very silly moron when you describe it instead of naming it XD
Actually, I quite enjoy it when this happens - it's like "Sudden Quiz Show!" ;D
you drive to a store 30 miles away and realize that you forgot your wallet.
....realize the toilet paper roll is empty!
Hit your funny bone on something and realise that it was the biggest misnomer for a body part in the history of the world.
Realize after getting comfy in bed, that you have to shut the garage door and/or set out the trash.
Joelene
Don't You Hate It When You... drop something/knock something over and as you try to correct the problem you instead make it much worse by setting off a chain reaction of disaster.
Or is that just me and my horribly clumsy ways? :P
go to say 'Hi' to someone and realize that you've totally spaced on what their name is
....go to the store for something, and you come home with seven things, but not the thing you needed.
you spend the time going thru the cupboards making a list for grocery shopping, and then forget the list when you go to the store.
....and you finally get everything, and as you get close to the register the light starts flashing for a price check.
Quote from: Ms. OBrien on November 03, 2012, 06:34:00 PM
you spend the time going thru the cupboards making a list for grocery shopping, and then forget the list when you go to the store.
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on November 03, 2012, 06:29:36 PM
....go to the store for something, and you come home with seven things, but not the thing you needed.
Guilty on both counts :icon_redface:
you go to the store, get home to start making dinner and realize that you were actually out of the main ingredient that you forgot you had already used up the last time you made that dish :eusa_doh:
Yep, I get y'alls type in the store every night. I just ask them what they forgot this time.
Just as your walking out the door you remember you had to do something before you leave,set your keys down,take care of what you had originally forgot and then as you get ready to walk out the door you remember that you forgot where you set your keys. :P
...get out of the car, power-lock all the doors, and shut the door....but just as it leaves your hand at full speed your mind flashes, "OMG THE KEYS ARE STI...."
:o
*SLAM*
:(
Too late.
:-\
Then the keys start laughing at you. Taunting you. Calling you all sorts of stupid key-names that only they understand...(oh, that part might be just me ::) )
Quote from: Beth Andrea on November 03, 2012, 10:02:43 PM
...get out of the car, power-lock all the doors, and shut the door....but just as it leaves your hand at full speed your mind flashes, "OMG THE KEYS ARE STI...."
:o
*SLAM*
:(
Too late.
:-\
Then the keys start laughing at you. Taunting you. Calling you all sorts of stupid key-names that only they understand...(oh, that part might be just me ::) )
But don't you see it's really a well thought out plot by inanimate objects to take over the world. (I always knew those chairs move all by themselves at night just so we can stub our toes on them) Now I got it (No wonder I can't always find my glasses in the morning.) :D
turn your computer one morning and instead of booting up, you get ...
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This is going to be a really bad day.
Did this on today.
You go to the store and do the weekly shop get to the register and unload the stuff then notice you have forgotten your wallet, no money, no credit cards, front of big queue. Start to wonder if you remember the spell to make the ground open up and swallow you.
Shave your legs quickly before you go out and forget to take the plastic cover off the Lady Shave :embarrassed:
Quote from: Cindy James on November 06, 2012, 05:11:11 AM
Shave your legs quickly before you go out and forget to take the plastic cover off the Lady Shave :embarrassed:
DYHIW...you realize you have 5 minutes before you MUST leave, and that's enough time to shave your legs...when in fact it's only enough to learn (after the fact) that a dull razor + rush job = bipedal hamburger.
:embarrassed:
That is why you have a electric razor. For those quick shaves.
Quote from: Ms. OBrien on November 07, 2012, 04:22:29 PM
That is why you have a electric razor. For those quick shaves.
Yeah, but who has time for that?!
Ya gotta uncoil the cord, PLUG IT IN, check to make sure it works, switch hands...too much time for me, I'm more of a "hands-on do-it-now" kinda girl...speaking of which, I wonder if I can find the bandaids since the last time... :o
At least you don't need band-aids. (https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsmileys.on-my-web.com%2Frepository%2FAnimals%2Fferret-9.gif&hash=42bd2ee88d4ddc91007b3b25799f543e9ee358f1)
...are presenting male at work, and introduce yourself during a meeting using your female name. Yeah, I got some really weird looks for that one.
are putting on some lipstick and the stick of lipstick breaks
Don't You Hate It When You...
fail to remember your facebook login info
buy a loaf of bread and it goes moldy way too soon :P
Can't get to sleep at night and then as a result can't get up in the morning
start to write a post, realize it isn't worth the effort, and cancel the post after working on it for five minutes...
::)
...run as fast as you can to catch the bus, and it pulls away just before you get there
wake up and can't get back to sleep and just as you finally do fall back to sleep the alarm clock goes off and you have to get up and get going
Get told that you should get your hair cut because you look like a girl...
And you want to respond with,"thank you" but are too afraid that they might catch on. :P
Wear tight bike shorts and focus on a slight bulge from them, resulting in you thinking that you're fat when you know you're not. ???
dont you hate it when you get a horrible song on your brain, like put a banana in your ear
Put a Banana in Your Ear (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPAJ9I7AIAs#)
Quote from: Sky-Blue on February 14, 2013, 10:05:51 PM
Get told that you should get your hair cut because you look like a girl...
And you want to respond with,"thank you" but are too afraid that they might catch on. :P
Well, at least you look like a girl :)
Walk into a room to get something then forget what you were after.
set your glasses and keys down somewhere other than the usual places and then have to play a round of half blind Easter egg hunt throughout your place to find them while in a hurry to go somewhere
...want to go for a bike ride, learn a new language, practice an instrument, or basically do anything fun, but can't because you're bogged down with homework all of the time?
Quote from: hazel on February 20, 2013, 01:11:53 PM
Well, at least you look like a girl :)
I got the same thing again yesterday, except it was just, "You should get your hair cut". I was sooo tempted to mention her weight...but I'm not that mean.
Quote from: Sky-Blue on February 20, 2013, 09:50:10 PM
I was sooo tempted to mention her weight...but I'm not that mean.
That would've been funny! :laugh:
Quote from: DianaP on February 20, 2013, 09:52:39 PM
That would've been funny! :laugh:
No, poking fun at heavy set people is not funny, it's just immature and rude
If someone pokes me, I poke back.
Anywho, don't you dislike it when you try to clean your bike chain, only to realize that you're out of biodegradeable solvent?
go to remember your username for an online game... and you can only remember your display name. >:(
go to wear a top or a dress or something and darn tag on the back won't stay tucked and keeps popping out
When you forget that a pair of scissors would take care of any measly tags? :P
Trip and fall over literally nothing but your own clumsiness and inattention (Like headfirst into a wall ::) ) Then when you're out walking in ice and snow catch yourself from falling 20 times like a ninja :P
Get to a firing range, hang a target, open the case, and realize that when you went to turn off the coffee pot, you left all 5 fully loaded magazines at home but have already paid range fees for the hour.
see derelicts like Lindsay Lohan continue to be rich and famous while you suffer and struggle to just survive this stupid existence?
You try to buy stuff in a grocery store where there's no visible logic or sequence to how things are put on shelves. Why is the cooking oil next to the detergents? And why is sugar three aisles away from the coffee and tea?
're making dinner and go to snack a bit of grated cheese and accidentally drop some down your top
... have to use a paper towel because no one thought to replace the T.P. >:(
...accidentally call yourself by the wrong pronoun.
... get up in the wee hours and drive an hour to the rink for a lesson with your figure skating coach, open your skate bag and find the only thing you forgot to bring was your ###### figure skates! ::)
...Cut your hand open on a tin of corned beef. Because you broke off the ring-pull thingy half way round and so tried to prise it open with your fingers instead. :embarrassed:
You Take The Train To Work/School Only To Discover Today Was Your Day Off (happened to me on monday)
Don't You Hate It When You... Drive into work only to realize it's your day off but then get roped into staying because someone else called in sick :P
Don't you hate it when all the others can go home early because of the heat and you have to stay because you have an important appointment about your future.
Don't you hate it when you're doing dishes and someone slides another dish in?
Don't you hate when only one of your speakers works and you have no money to buy new ones anywhere near their quality?
... Go looking for something in the cupboard and accidentally knock over two or three other items that now have dented cans and/or made a mess on your floor? Arrrrgh!!!
Don't you hate it when you've just answered a really important phone call and the battery on your mobile phone dies?
When you put a canned drink in the freezer to get it cold and then forget about it and have a mess later.
Quote from: riven1 on July 20, 2013, 10:39:29 AM
When you put a canned drink in the freezer to get it cold and then forget about it and have a mess later.
Omg I was about to say the same thing lol. Now I have to think of something else.
Don't you hate it when you're standing in a giant ant pile and don't know it until it's too late?
Dont you hate it when someone tells you they will call you back within hour and you dont hear from in like 4 or 5 hours