This is just a fun game I thought I would share with this site. Here's how it works.
Person A makes a wish (it can be silly or serious): "I wish that I had a cookie right now."
Then, Person B replies: "Granted, but the cookie has bugs crawling on it/is covered in mud/blew up/anything else repulsive or otherwise negative."
Then Person B keeps the cycle going by making a wish as well.
Does that make sense? Good! I'll start.
I wish that my room would instantly become cleaner.
Granted, but there is no bed, dresser, clothes or carpet.
I wish I had a mansion.
Granted, but you don't have the keys. I wish I could fly.
Granted but you turn into a bug. I wish I could catch a squirrel
Granted, but you have turned into a dog.
I wish I was built like a runway model.
Quote from: Ms. OBrien on November 20, 2012, 12:38:25 PM
Granted, but you have turned into a dog.
I wish I was built like a runway model.
Granted, but now you have so many fans that you can't get away from the public eye--not even when you sleep!
I wish I could be taller.
Granted, you now the tallest person ever recorded.
I wish my bust was a D cup.
Granted, but they stopped selling bras in your size now!
I wish I had a really good, funny, and not cheesy joke book.
You do, but you lost your voice and can't read them to anyone. I wish someone would come do the dishes.
Granted, but don't forget to give them their rabies shots and heart-worm meds.
I wish I had a boyfriend.
You do:
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I wish I could play a musical instrument.
Granted.
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I wish I could drive my boyfriend's Delorean
Granted!
... But it's full of rotting meat.
I wish Animal Crossing: New Leaf would come out sooner!
Granted. In Braille.
I wish I had a seafood banquet.
QuoteI wish I had a seafood banquet.
Granted, but the only seafood that the magic would allow is raw squid.
I wish I could go back in time and tell myself things.
Granted, how ever you are arrested for being a pervert and sentenced to 30 years in prison. And you don't listen to ourself.
I wish I had a boyfriend, who love only me.
Granted, but his quest to hike around the world means you haven't seen him in ten years.
I wish I had someone to chop firewood.
Granted, but it turns out to be Smokey the Bear
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I wish I could be a tiny little pixie or faerie.
Granted. But you get lost in the snow and munched up by the snow plough
I wish I could sing ...... sing ....... sing
Granted, you are the world's most famous Basses.
I wish I could fly, without a plane. Like a bird.
Granted but you are a Rüppell's Vulture, considered to be the highest-flying bird, however you gorge yourself until you can barely fly.
I wish I could read peoples minds.
Granted, but you hear them all the time, even in your sleep.
I wish I was a werewolf. Oh wait I am wereferret.
Granted. But you become listed on the endangered species list, rounded up, stuffed and put in a museum for everyone to gaze at you.
I wish I could dance like a fairy
Quote from: Catherine Sarah on January 05, 2013, 05:32:31 PM
Granted. But you become listed on the endangered species list, rounded up, stuffed and put in a museum for everyone to gaze at you.
I wish I could dance like a fairy
Granted, but you're forced to dance in red-hot iron shoes. Ouch!
I wish I could clear everything out of my room with a snap of my fingers so I could paint the walls.
Granted: But all of your stuff ends up teleported to my house: :angel:
I wish i could find a nice amazon to date.
Quote from: Shawn Sunshine on January 08, 2013, 04:11:51 PM
Granted: But all of your stuff ends up teleported to my house: :angel:
I wish i could find a nice amazon to date.
Granted. But your amazon is also a cannibal, and you look oh so tasty.
I wish I had a clone who would do my job for me.
Granted. However there was a glitch in the clones operating system. It told you boss off instead and you got fired and the clone was engaged at twice your salary.
I wish I could time travel