Where To Buy Gaydar: Yahoo! Answers Knows
By On Top Magazine Staff
Published: December 29, 2012
http://www.ontopmag.com/article.aspx?id=13960&MediaType=1&Category=7 (http://www.ontopmag.com/article.aspx?id=13960&MediaType=1&Category=7)
Online surfer asked: Where can I buy Gaydar? And Yahoo! Answers replied.
"I've heard people talk about having a gaydar but can't find a store that sells them, where can I find one?" a user named Treadlong asked. "What are the different brands that make them? Are there different models? I would be willing to spend more money on a higher end model if the detection is more accurate."
Cheesebrady answered: "they range in price from about 50 to 5,000 dollars. a cheaper model will do the trick but its often worth paying more for a mid to high-range model, as technological advances in recent years have equipped some with extra capabilities such as trans-sexual detection (handy in dark clubs and asian countries), metro-sexual detection, (handy if you are blind but still have standards), bi-sexuality detection (always good to know) and even bi-curious detection."
lol - I saw this just recently...
ROFL, not bad! I'll just use my built-in Bogosity meter. It does not detect gay or transgender persons, but bogus people and liars in general.
Joelene
Lol, I heard the stores which sell those are doing a special festive bundle, which also includes a moral compass at no extra cost.
I want a lesbidar, right now! Also a het-detector would be handy.
Quote from: Padma on December 31, 2012, 04:24:53 AM
I want a lesbidar, right now! Also a het-detector would be handy.
We can offer a
Special Package Deal, 3 for the price of 1, act before midnight tonight, comes with a bonus Popeil's Pocket Fisherman! :D :D :D
Z
The deluxe version is in fact a gender/sexuality probability field analyser. Damn the binary torpedoes! ;D
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The latest in Gaydar. From Star Fleet.
I want to say "Bicorder" but that betrays my non-binary principles ::).
Haha! I laughed so hard when I read that! As far as I'm concerned, the only gaydar is a tall, lean South American man (Or George Clooney). :P :laugh: