why don't we have a thread for perverted and dirty jokes?
well now we do. I start.
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a woman says:
come on! look at this mess!
you and me need to clean it up!
your stuff is everwhere on the floor!
You will have to go to work naked if you dont go wash it right now!
a man hear:
bla bla bla Come on
bla bla bla bla you and me
bla bla bla on the floor
bla bla bla naked
bla bla right now!
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A black and a white man is sitting in a hot spring in Kenya.
the black man looks at the white guy.
"why do you have WY wrotted on your penis?" he ask.
-"when it gets stiff my penis gets alittle longer and then it says WENDY thats my girlfriends name."
"I see" says the black man.
-"but wait, you also have WY wrotted on your Penis?"
"yes, when it get stiff my penis gets alittle longer and then it says. "WELLCOME TO KENYA AND HAVE A NICE HOLLYDAY"