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Title: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on February 06, 2013, 01:54:54 AM
I ran cross an old topic, that had not had a post in four year.  It was over 30 pages long, and had quite a few present members who posted in it during it's first run.  It has been deleted to protect the innocent.  ::)

Rather than revive an old topic, I'm starting a new one, in the spirit of the old.

This is a place to get things off your chest.  To profess a hidden love.  To admit to your quirks.  And relieve yourself of a nagging secret that must be told!   :o

Okay ... SPILL

In all fairness, I'll start.

I confess ...

... I have an insatiable desire for brown sugar cinnamon PopTarts, even though I am diabetic.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: kelly_aus on February 06, 2013, 02:20:52 AM
I'll confess that I've turned out to be a fairly typical aussie dyke.. Not what was on the plan at all, but I'm happy, so meh..
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Incarnadine on February 06, 2013, 09:59:16 AM
I have to get this off my chest...thank you so much for restarting this thread!

When I was younger, I used to eat Campbell's Cream of Chicken Soup straight out of the can.  Slowly, mind you, but sans milk or heat.

Whew!  There!  I've said it!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Nero on February 06, 2013, 10:04:23 AM
I'm horribly alektorophobic. This means that among other issues this causes, I can't eat chicken. It freaks me out. Even though it smells good cooking and from what I remember tastes good too. Can't eat eggs either. Nearly puke at the sight and smell. The egg part makes life difficult. Do you have any idea how many people eat eggs on a daily basis? I can get sick at restaurants.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Devlyn on February 06, 2013, 10:05:28 AM
I confess,  I'm in an unhealthy relationship with chocolate.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Incarnadine on February 06, 2013, 10:13:39 AM
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on February 06, 2013, 10:05:28 AM
I confess,  I'm in an unhealthy relationship with chocolate.

That not a confession, that's a confusion!  There's no such thing as an unhealthy relationship with chocolate!

Unless it lies beside you in bed at night...that might get a little freaky...
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Brooke777 on February 06, 2013, 10:18:26 AM
I confess...I have done a lot of things in my life that I am not proud of. I have only told one person some of it, and it scared them. It makes me wonder if I can ever be completely honest with a partner in the future.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Ms. OBrien CVT on February 06, 2013, 10:20:00 AM
I confess ... I vap.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on February 06, 2013, 03:57:46 PM
Vap?  or Vamp?!

I must confess ...

... I love my ukulele, even if it won't stay in tune!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: crazy at the coast on February 06, 2013, 05:46:45 PM
I'm batsh*t crazy. yep

Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Nero on February 06, 2013, 05:49:46 PM
I love someone.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on February 06, 2013, 05:51:26 PM
I like Monster High. >.>
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on February 06, 2013, 05:56:42 PM
Oh and I don't clean up after my dog when she poops outside.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Devlyn on February 06, 2013, 06:28:21 PM
Quote from: ~RoadToTrista~ on February 06, 2013, 05:56:42 PM
Oh and I don't clean up after my dog when she poops outside.

Hey, I think you live down the street from me!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emily Aster on February 06, 2013, 07:50:37 PM
I get freaked out by certain vibrations in my hand. For instance, I can't touch cotton, I can't use felt markers, and certain stuffed animals have a texture that create the same vibrations... I'm freaking out just thinking about describing them.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on February 06, 2013, 08:03:40 PM
I confess that I love to peel the skin off my lips until it bleeds a lot.  It's a habit of mine.  Then, I take rubbing alcohol and rub it against the lip wounds to feel the stinging.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Constance on February 06, 2013, 09:05:39 PM
I confess I keep falling in love with all the wrong people.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Nero on February 06, 2013, 09:28:40 PM
Quote from: Constance on February 06, 2013, 09:05:39 PM
I confess I keep falling in love with all the wrong people.

I keep falling in love with the same person.  >:(
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Kevin Peña on February 06, 2013, 09:30:06 PM
I confess... that I'm transgender.  :P

Anywho, in all seriousness, I am in love with my best friend, Luis. He's a straight guy that wouldn't date a transsexual, though. Oh well. Plenty of other fish out there.  :(

Quote from: Malachite on February 06, 2013, 08:03:40 PM
I confess that I love to peel the skin off my lips until it bleeds a lot.  It's a habit of mine.  Then, I take rubbing alcohol and rub it against the lip wounds to feel the stinging.

What?  ???
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on February 06, 2013, 09:55:56 PM
Quote from: DianaP on February 06, 2013, 09:30:06 PM
I confess... that I'm transgender.  :P

Anywho, in all seriousness, I am in love with my best friend, Luis. He's a straight guy that wouldn't date a transsexual, though. Oh well. Plenty of other fish out there.  :(

What?  ???

It's addicting. 
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Kevin Peña on February 06, 2013, 09:57:49 PM
Well, I guess I understand. I always peel off my scabs, mainly due to not caring about my mannish body's skin.  :(
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Nero on February 06, 2013, 10:25:37 PM
Quote from: DianaP on February 06, 2013, 09:30:06 PM

Anywho, in all seriousness, I am in love with my best friend, Luis. He's a straight guy that wouldn't date a transsexual, though. Oh well. Plenty of other fish out there.  :(


aww hope you find someone better.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Kevin Peña on February 06, 2013, 10:28:30 PM
Quote from: Fat Admin on February 06, 2013, 10:25:37 PM
aww hope you find someone better.

He's actually a really nice guy. He just doesn't want to date a transsexual. I understand; it's just his preference. Yes, I agree with someone who doesn't want to date a transsexual. Sue me.  :P
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: calico on February 06, 2013, 11:12:29 PM
I confess...................... I like the taste of blood. >:-) lol j/k or.. am I :-X
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: geek on February 10, 2013, 10:29:23 AM
Hmmm... I collect Asian ball jointed dolls  :-\
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Anna++ on February 10, 2013, 11:37:56 AM
I confess that I once printed off enough webcomics to stretch from the dorm room on my left to the dorm room on my right.  Engineers have too much free printing (or maybe too little to print?)


Quote from: DianaP on February 06, 2013, 10:28:30 PM
He's actually a really nice guy. He just doesn't want to date a transsexual. I understand; it's just his preference. Yes, I agree with someone who doesn't want to date a transsexual. Sue me.  :P

Well, as long as he's still willing to be friends then that's no problem (like you said, his preference).
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on February 12, 2013, 01:54:39 PM
I must confess ...

... that I can not stand dark chocolate!  Weird, huh?
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Bexi on February 12, 2013, 02:33:53 PM
I confess I'm not a fan of chocolate at all!

Though give me gummies or jelly sweets and I will happily gorge myself until I feel sick.

x
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Kevin Peña on February 12, 2013, 03:00:56 PM
I don't like chocolate at all.  :P

I confess that I actually found a flattened fedora on the street and took it home.  :)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Brooke777 on February 12, 2013, 03:10:38 PM
Quote from: Pleasingly Plump Jamie D on February 12, 2013, 01:54:39 PM
I must confess ...

... that I can not stand dark chocolate!  Weird, huh?

That is really weird because dark chocolate was sent to us as a gift from heaven!!!!!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emily Aster on February 12, 2013, 03:11:55 PM
Something's going down. As far as I knew, I was the only person on the planet that despised chocolate. Now there are 3 in a row on the same thread?
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: crazy at the coast on February 12, 2013, 03:13:51 PM
Quote from: Emily Elizabeth on February 12, 2013, 03:11:55 PM
Something's going down. As far as I knew, I was the only person on the planet that despised chocolate. Now there are 3 in a row on the same thread?
Kind of a surprise that you would find that many weird people on a trans forum, huh?

Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Heather on February 12, 2013, 03:15:42 PM
Quote from: Bexi on February 12, 2013, 02:33:53 PM


Though give me gummies or jelly sweets and I will happily gorge myself until I feel sick.

x
Me too! :)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: AwishForXX on February 12, 2013, 03:18:32 PM
I confess that I am freaked out by anything "Icky".  mud, a sink full of water with soap left in it over night, Glue on my fingers and God help me I work with people's feet and good Lord I simply can't stand having to put my hand into a warm shoe.  I nearly hurl every time.

C.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: BunnyBee on February 12, 2013, 03:26:51 PM
I confess I have an address for all you haters to send your chocolate to.  (it's mine)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emily Aster on February 12, 2013, 03:27:21 PM
Quote from: crazy at the coast on February 12, 2013, 03:13:51 PM
Kind of a surprise that you would find that many weird people on a trans forum, huh?

We're not the weird ones. Everyone else is.
Title: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Ellieka on February 12, 2013, 03:54:59 PM
I confess that when I tell myself a secret... I can't keep it.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Anna++ on February 12, 2013, 05:00:14 PM
Quote from: Jen on February 12, 2013, 03:26:51 PM
I confess I have an address for all you haters to send your chocolate to.  (it's mine)

Can I have some of it too, please?  * puppy dog eyes *

I've been limiting myself to half a Hershey bar a day, but I'm going to run out soon.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Edge on February 12, 2013, 06:09:39 PM
I confess that I am a procrastinator. (I'm supposed to be doing my stat homework.)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Liminal Stranger on February 12, 2013, 06:15:05 PM
Quote from: Edge on February 12, 2013, 06:09:39 PM
I confess that I am a procrastinator. (I'm supposed to be doing my stat homework.)
Join the club, man!

I confess that many years ago I fell in love with my best friend...and I don't think I'd be able to look her in the eye even now.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Edge on February 12, 2013, 06:23:57 PM
Quote from: Liminal Stranger on February 12, 2013, 06:15:05 PMI confess that many years ago I fell in love with my best friend...and I don't think I'd be able to look her in the eye even now.
Hey, me too! I confess that I asked my former best friend out... and then promptly backed away as soon as she tried to kiss me. It turns out I was ok with guys for reasons that sound dumb out loud, but girls (no matter how attracted I am to them) remind me too much of what my own body looks like which sends my dysphoria haywire. She hates me now. I don't blame her. I confess that I wish I could have told her at the time that I'm a guy, but I was too dumb to have figured it out yet despite it staring me in the face.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Liminal Stranger on February 12, 2013, 07:24:14 PM
Quote from: Edge on February 12, 2013, 06:23:57 PM
Hey, me too! I confess that I asked my former best friend out... and then promptly backed away as soon as she tried to kiss me. It turns out I was ok with guys for reasons that sound dumb out loud, but girls (no matter how attracted I am to them) remind me too much of what my own body looks like which sends my dysphoria haywire. She hates me now. I don't blame her. I confess that I wish I could have told her at the time that I'm a guy, but I was too dumb to have figured it out yet despite it staring me in the face.
Actually, that doesn't sound dumb to me at all. I feel that way a lot as well, but another part of me wants to be just like every other cis dude, and also have a girlfriend. I'll just get a bunch of cats for now  :P

But yeah, I really do wish I could have told her or even confessed to how I felt. I was so young back then, but something was already beginning to show itself- it's just that the other kids thought I was a lesbian, not a boy. Little did they know...hell, little did I know.
Well, now I know. And knowing is half the battle! *G.I. Joe*

....I confess that typing that just brought back fond memories. I feel old.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on February 13, 2013, 10:33:24 PM
Quote from: Liam Erik on February 13, 2013, 10:27:47 PM
I confess my writing novel story fiction thing has a big plot hole. :-X

and I'm clueless as to what might fit there except a broken home, which I really don't want to do.

I hate when that happens.  :/ 



I confess I only want to go to Hooters for my birthday just because of the girls.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: AwishForXX on February 13, 2013, 10:40:39 PM
I confess that I read Comic Books and in the bathroom.  Currently going through "The Tick".

C.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: calico on February 13, 2013, 11:53:48 PM
I confess I am very impatient at times like idk  WAITING TO GO TO THAILAND IN MARCH!!!!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Constance on February 14, 2013, 10:14:18 AM
Quote from: Liam Erik on February 13, 2013, 10:27:47 PM
I confess my writing novel story fiction thing has a big plot hole. :-X

and I'm clueless as to what might fit there except a broken home, which I really don't want to do.
I understand.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on February 14, 2013, 11:32:40 AM
I stiffed a friend by selling him a car that was a POS.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on February 14, 2013, 08:43:22 PM
^ caveat emptor ^

I confess that I bought a really bad bottle of wine for tonight, just because it was pink.

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"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!"
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on February 14, 2013, 08:44:33 PM
I confess that I'm slacking off on my schoolwork big time.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Kevin Peña on February 14, 2013, 08:48:52 PM
I confess that I crush cockroaches with my bare hands while everyone cowers in fear.  :P

I also confess that I don't like little kids. So annoying.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Liminal Stranger on February 14, 2013, 08:56:48 PM
I confess that my mother told me I could only have a square of my special diet-conforming dark chocolate if I ate my dinner first. I didn't eat dinner because I wasn't hungry, but then proceeded to eat a square anyway. How scandalous of me.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Kevin Peña on February 14, 2013, 09:01:43 PM
Quote from: Liminal Stranger on February 14, 2013, 08:56:48 PM
How scandalous of me.

Oh please. I once... wore mismatching socks!  :o :-X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WftJD8Yi0Gs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WftJD8Yi0Gs)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on February 14, 2013, 09:05:23 PM
I confess when I know someone who has children, the first thought in my mind is "YOU HAD SEX!".  Then I think about all of graphic details of that nature.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Shawn Sunshine on February 14, 2013, 09:09:34 PM
I confess that i once had eaten 30 pizzas in a week with boxes stacked up sitting in my apartment.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on February 14, 2013, 11:16:03 PM
Quote from: DianaP on February 14, 2013, 08:48:52 PM
I confess that I crush cockroaches with my bare hands while everyone cowers in fear.  :P

Eww why? I hope you wash them afterward. ::)

Quote from: Malachite on February 14, 2013, 09:05:23 PM
I confess when I know someone who has children, the first thought in my mind is "YOU HAD SEX!".

Me too. <.> lol
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Bexi on February 15, 2013, 05:40:27 AM
I confess I once ironed a shirt I was wearing, for expediency, and burnt a nipple in the process.

:embarrassed:I wish I was joking. :embarrassed:

Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on February 15, 2013, 06:50:06 AM
When I was a bus driver I got tired of a stuck up woman always moaning that the bus was late so I stopped at the bus stop in just the spot for her to step into a freshly laid barker's egg (dog poo for all you non Brits).I thought she was going to burst a blood vessel she was so mad!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: geek on February 15, 2013, 07:36:14 AM
Ok I confess, that even though I'm covered in tattoos and piercings, and I do my own shots, I'm freaking terrified of blood tests, to the point that I shake and cry. I've had several pathologists laugh about it too, one even gave me a sticker and a lollipop. I kept the sticker!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on February 15, 2013, 09:27:32 AM
I confess that I'm running on like 3 hours of sleep and I still haven't done my review questions.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: kelly_aus on February 15, 2013, 11:29:33 AM
I'll confess I went to a BDSM club, got spanked and whipped with a cat of 9 tails.. And kinda enjoyed it.

I'll also confess that the enjoyment was in part due to the very hot woman wielding the whip..
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ford on February 15, 2013, 12:55:17 PM
Quote from: Geek on February 15, 2013, 07:36:14 AM
Ok I confess, that even though I'm covered in tattoos and piercings, and I do my own shots, I'm freaking terrified of blood tests, to the point that I shake and cry. I've had several pathologists laugh about it too, one even gave me a sticker and a lollipop. I kept the sticker!

That's pretty funny! Don't feel bad. I used to volunteer at blood donations in my little town. Our local large-animal vet would come in to donate, and he passed out at the sight of his own blood being drawn EVERY TIME. The same guy who would do blood draws on horses and cattle and deal with all sorts of needles and bodily fluids. It became a running joke, poor guy.

I confess that I actually look forward to shots and things. I legitimately like the way they feel. Unless it's a shot to the gums at the dentist...
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Brooke777 on February 15, 2013, 01:02:11 PM
Quote from: ford on February 15, 2013, 12:55:17 PM
That's pretty funny! Don't feel bad. I used to volunteer at blood donations in my little town. Our local large-animal vet would come in to donate, and he passed out at the sight of his own blood being drawn EVERY TIME. The same guy who would do blood draws on horses and cattle and deal with all sorts of needles and bodily fluids. It became a running joke, poor guy.

I confess that I actually look forward to shots and things. I legitimately like the way they feel. Unless it's a shot to the gums at the dentist...

That's funny.

When I was getting ready to ship off to basic, there was this big, gun ho guy in there talking about how he was going to be a Navy SEAL. The nurse pulled out the needle to draw his blood and he passed out. It was so funny. That big guy hit the ground so hard!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on February 15, 2013, 01:06:03 PM
Quote from: Kelly the Trans-Rebel on February 15, 2013, 11:29:33 AM
I'll confess I went to a BDSM club, got spanked and whipped with a cat of 9 tails.. And kinda enjoyed it.

I'll also confess that the enjoyment was in part due to the very hot woman wielding the whip..

It wasn't Cindy, was it?!?  >:-)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Kevin Peña on February 15, 2013, 03:13:32 PM
Quote from: ~RoadToTrista~ on February 14, 2013, 11:16:03 PM
Eww why? I hope you wash them afterward. ::)

Because I'm from South America, where the cockroaches are huge and the people are tough.  :P

Quote from: Geek on February 15, 2013, 07:36:14 AM
I'm freaking terrified of blood tests, to the point that I shake and cry. I've had several pathologists laugh about it too, one even gave me a sticker and a lollipop. I kept the sticker!

I would keep the sticker, too! I once got a pony sticker!

Anywho, I once split my foot in half and stitched it up myself. The only anesthetic I had was ice, which didn't work very well. I put a needle over a hot stove to sterilize it, got some thread, and got to work. And all to save some money.  ::)

I didn't even cry, so you can take a blood test.  :P
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Liminal Stranger on February 16, 2013, 06:25:44 AM
I confess that I'm stumped over a new development in my relationship issues. I was completely ready to just tough it out and remain friends, but he kept being so close to me and I told him while we were hugging that... well, I said I wanted to kiss him but couldn't because friends don't do that  :embarrassed:

So what else does he do than pull out of the hug and do it himself, catching me completely off-guard. Which for some reason was like a wrecking ball destroying the wall I had been building. Damn you, overwhelming powers of neurochemistry!

Now I have to either let this be an open relationship or convince him that it's not as good as he thinks it will be because I can't leave.   

...Dammit.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Tossu-sama on February 16, 2013, 09:56:52 AM
Might be a bit TMI but...

I confess I draw mostly gay erotic stuff. :P
Male characters with big muscles, alone or in pairs.

*slithers away laughing menacingly*
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Anna++ on February 16, 2013, 04:13:29 PM
I confess that I've had a kitchen sink in my garage since August.  I wonder what's the best way to get rid of it...?
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on February 17, 2013, 01:58:19 AM
I confess that I hate DLC.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on February 17, 2013, 07:13:16 AM
I have more empathy for animals than for humans. If I was watching the news and something bad happened to a person, I'd just be like "That's sad but whatever", but if something bad happened to a dog or a cat, I'd feel horrible.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on February 17, 2013, 07:19:47 AM
I like Edsels and think they were a great looking car
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on February 17, 2013, 07:41:12 AM
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Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on February 17, 2013, 10:09:02 AM
Quote from: ~RoadToTrista~ on February 17, 2013, 07:13:16 AM
I have more empathy for animals than for humans. If I was watching the news and something bad happened to a person, I'd just be like "That's sad but whatever", but if something bad happened to a dog or a cat, I'd feel horrible.

Same here


I also confess that I like my soda to not be cold when I drink it.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Tossu-sama on February 17, 2013, 12:31:46 PM
Quote from: Malachite on February 17, 2013, 10:09:02 AM
I also confess that I like my soda to not be cold when I drink it.

I thought I was the only one! :D
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Bexi on February 17, 2013, 02:45:54 PM
I confess I know the words to every song in The Lion King, Aladdin and Beauty and the Beast, and watch these films more than my appearance would suggest.  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Liminal Stranger on February 17, 2013, 10:35:17 PM
I confess that I've got way too much anger dwelling inside me for my own good and it's a wonder I haven't hurt someone yet.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on February 17, 2013, 10:37:37 PM
Quote from: Tossu-sama on February 17, 2013, 12:31:46 PM
I thought I was the only one! :D

Another person feels the same?   :o  My mother is usually irritated by this.  I love my drinks to be room temperature.  Less chance of getting brain freeze.

I also confess that I like stale popcorn more than freshly cooked popcorn (unless it's fresh from the movie theaters).
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on February 18, 2013, 05:50:36 PM
I confess that ...

..since my kids were little, I have really disliked Barney (the purple dinosaur) and Tele-Tubbies.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on February 18, 2013, 06:08:18 PM
I watched Moomins cartoon series as an adult.(I was on strike and didn't have money to do anything else)Well that's my excuse!Thanks for the Edsel pix Jamie
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Edge on February 18, 2013, 06:19:47 PM
Quote from: Bexi on February 17, 2013, 02:45:54 PM
I confess I know the words to every song in The Lion King, Aladdin and Beauty and the Beast, and watch these films more than my appearance would suggest.  :embarrassed:
You and me could have some fun together. I confess that I have Disney soundtracks on my computer. Also, the real reason I buy Disney movies is so I can watch them. That my son can also watch them is a bonus.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Kevin Peña on February 18, 2013, 06:22:23 PM
I have video game music on my i-pod. I also have "Elmo's Got the Moves" and many other "babyish" songs.

Sesame Street: Elmo's Got the Moves Music Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtDW8hxOrYk#)

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Anna++ on February 18, 2013, 06:38:21 PM
Quote from: DianaP on February 18, 2013, 06:22:23 PM
I have video game music on my i-pod.

I have a LOT of Zelda and Metroid music on my computer :D.  The bonus CD that came with Skyward Sword is awesome!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Kevin Peña on February 18, 2013, 06:44:21 PM
Quote from: EmSchuma on February 18, 2013, 06:38:21 PM
I have a LOT of Zelda and Metroid music on my computer :D.  The bonus CD that came with Skyward Sword is awesome!

I know!

I confess that a friend and I once played Legend of Zelda: Windwaker for 14 hours straight just to beat the game in one play.  :P
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Anna++ on February 18, 2013, 06:46:25 PM
Quote from: DianaP on February 18, 2013, 06:44:21 PM
I confess that a friend and I once beat Legend of Zelda: Windwaker for 14 hours straight just to beat the game in one play.  :P

I confess that I've never finished Zelda 1 or 2 :(.  But I got so good at A Link to the Past that I had to start doing the dungeons out of order because otherwise it was too easy!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on February 18, 2013, 07:16:12 PM
I confess that my mother really gets on my nerves.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Bexi on February 18, 2013, 07:25:23 PM
Quote from: Edge on February 18, 2013, 06:19:47 PM
You and me could have some fun together. I confess that I have Disney soundtracks on my computer. Also, the real reason I buy Disney movies is so I can watch them. That my son can also watch them is a bonus.
:laugh: My alarm ringtone is the start of the Lion King.

Lion King - Circle of Life (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX07j9SDFcc#)

Ever since I've set it, I can categorically say that I've never slept-in!!! 

X
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on February 19, 2013, 02:52:06 AM
I put holes in the lino kitchen floor practicing with my first pair of heels and let my Mum and sister take the blame.It was fair as my sister had spent a year ratting me out for what I did at school
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on February 21, 2013, 06:55:19 AM
It is 5:00 AM in the morning my time, and I have just awakened from a lurid dream, that seemed to last for two hours.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on February 21, 2013, 01:13:55 PM
I confess that I'm tired.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Liminal Stranger on February 21, 2013, 01:22:09 PM
Quote from: Malachite on February 21, 2013, 01:13:55 PM
I confess that I'm tired.
Guilty of that too.

I confess that my RC helicopter somehow crashed under the bed because the battery died and now there's dust on it. Still haven't cleaned it off.

To get to the point, I confess that I'm lazy and my room is a mess. Nope, nothing like a teenage boy  ::)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Edge on February 21, 2013, 01:30:30 PM
I confess that I should be studying for my statistics midterm. Instead, I'm watching an In Extremo concert on youtube.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: AwishForXX on February 22, 2013, 12:19:05 AM
I confess that while my wife was away, this kitten did play.  I spent the weekend dressed in a couple nice comfy outfits that I had found in anticipation of the weekend she'd be away.  nothing outrageous, just a nice comfy pair of slacks and a couple cute tops to relax and read a book in, or to work on a few meshes for a game mod.  I felt so much relief to be able to do so it's been years for me.

C.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Toni J on February 22, 2013, 05:16:43 AM
I confess that I occasionally drink milk from the carton when nobody is looking.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on February 23, 2013, 01:39:21 AM
Quote from: Toni J on February 22, 2013, 05:16:43 AM
I confess that I occasionally drink milk from the carton when nobody is looking.

I do that with all drinks
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: kelly_aus on February 23, 2013, 01:40:51 AM
I confess that I was beaten up by my now exGF this morning..
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on February 23, 2013, 02:31:38 AM
Kelly make sure she stays you're ex from now on.People like that don't change,I speak from experience.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Tossu-sama on February 23, 2013, 09:39:49 AM
Quote from: big kim on February 18, 2013, 06:08:18 PM
I watched Moomins cartoon series as an adult.

Who wouldn't? :D
I basically grew up with Moomins and we have almost all the episodes recorded on vcr tapes (too bad our vcr machine is broken). ;D
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Liminal Stranger on February 23, 2013, 10:44:53 AM
I confess that I've lost the desire to care about those people claiming that they cared for me all these years. Abuse =/= care, thank you very much.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: kitten on February 23, 2013, 10:48:31 AM
I confess i have the desire to cuddle the cats every time i see them now sadly the cats don't share my desire :-\
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Kevin Peña on February 23, 2013, 10:50:07 AM
I confess that I am still scared to go shopping this afternoon, but I'll get over it.  :icon_nervious:
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on February 24, 2013, 12:31:40 AM
I confess that I'm slacking off my assignment that's due today.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on February 24, 2013, 09:10:36 AM
I confess that I am really dumb at politics, but I still voted. ^^
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on February 24, 2013, 03:20:51 PM
Quote from: ~RoadToTrista~ on February 24, 2013, 09:10:36 AM
I confess that I am really dumb at politics, but I still voted. ^^

The country is $16 trillion in debt.  I would not worry about your political acumen in the least.  I confess, it's the people in power who worry me.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on February 24, 2013, 03:23:06 PM
Quote from: ~RoadToTrista~ on February 24, 2013, 09:10:36 AM
I confess that I am really dumb at politics, but I still voted. ^^

I confess that if I had voted then I would have voted for Neo Queen Serenity as my write in vote/
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: crazy at the coast on February 24, 2013, 04:10:15 PM
Ha, I'll never talk!  You ain't got nothin' on me!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on February 28, 2013, 01:24:35 PM
I confess that I actually like Snooki. ^.^
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Kevin Peña on February 28, 2013, 03:04:14 PM
I confess that I detest school!  >:(
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Liminal Stranger on February 28, 2013, 03:32:48 PM
I confess that I'm on this website in a public library. Screw what anyone may think if they bother to look at my laptop.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: kitten on March 01, 2013, 03:20:18 AM
I confess bridges terrify me. :-X
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on March 01, 2013, 03:30:01 AM
Quote from: Liminal Stranger on February 28, 2013, 03:32:48 PM
I confess that I'm on this website in a public library. Screw what anyone may think if they bother to look at my laptop.

I confess that one time I went on this site in a Taiwanese airport and pushed someone's face away in panic when she came close. >.<
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Marion on March 01, 2013, 03:41:02 AM
I confess that I was at the public library two days ago and chickened out of going on this site.  :(
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: FTMDiaries on March 01, 2013, 05:13:15 AM
I confess that I made a bit of typo in Google whilst doing some research the other day. I tried to type "LGBT flags"... but I accidentally missed the 'l' out of 'flags'...

Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on March 01, 2013, 06:58:53 AM
I confess that sometimes I pretend I'm a dominant MMA fighter with a nice buldge in my tights.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on March 01, 2013, 11:33:13 PM
Quote from: ~RoadToTrista~ on March 01, 2013, 03:30:01 AM
I confess that one time I went on this site in a Taiwanese airport and pushed someone's face away in panic when she came close. >.<

I confess that I was slightly misleading in this confession just because I wanted someone to make a reaction. ^.^ But no one did. :'(
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Liminal Stranger on March 02, 2013, 12:00:20 AM
I confess that I have problems sleeping XP
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: FTMDiaries on March 02, 2013, 04:48:19 AM
I confess that I watch the Shatner out of Toddlers & Tiaras
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on March 02, 2013, 05:25:47 PM
I confess that I ate two of the homemade flans last night ... without any guilt whatsoever.   :angel:
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on March 02, 2013, 07:06:34 PM
I confess that I overate today.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Anna++ on March 03, 2013, 07:03:50 PM
I confess that I once caused three computers to crash simply by opening up a file.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Kevin Peña on March 03, 2013, 07:08:03 PM
Quote from: Anna Michele on March 03, 2013, 07:03:50 PM
I confess that I once caused three computers to crash simply by opening up a file.

I confess that computers and cars are exactly alike, to me. Every one of their components will forever be referred to by me as a "thingy."  :P
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Anna++ on March 03, 2013, 07:33:08 PM
Quote from: DianaP on March 03, 2013, 07:08:03 PM
I confess that computers and cars are exactly alike, to me. Every one of their components will forever be referred to by me as a "thingy."  :P

I also confess that I'm the one who wrote the code that caused the computers to crash... fortunately I found it during testing so nobody else hit the problem :)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on March 07, 2013, 01:30:28 PM
I confess my blood sugar was a little low, and I was feeling it.  But instead of having a piece of fruit or some juice, I had ...

JELLY BELLIES instead!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Brooke777 on March 07, 2013, 02:08:55 PM
Quote from: Jamie D on March 07, 2013, 01:30:28 PM
I confess my blood sugar was a little low, and I was feeling it.  But instead of having a piece of fruit or some juice, I had ...

JELLY BELLIES instead!

Those are real fruit. They are just still beans before they grow into fruit.  ;D
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on March 07, 2013, 04:13:39 PM
Can I keep you around to rationalize for me??
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Brooke777 on March 07, 2013, 04:22:43 PM
Quote from: Jamie D on March 07, 2013, 04:13:39 PM
Can I keep you around to rationalize for me??

Sure!! Just send me some of that fruit.  ;D
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on March 07, 2013, 05:34:12 PM
I confess that I'm tired.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Edge on March 08, 2013, 06:29:16 PM
I confess that I watch amvs and... whatever the non-amine equivalent of amvs are... because I am that much of a nerd. I also confess that all my favourite ones of Gabriel are to songs I would normally dislike.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on March 08, 2013, 06:30:30 PM
I confess that I'm slacking off of my school work.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Edge on March 08, 2013, 06:36:07 PM
Quote from: Malachite on March 08, 2013, 06:30:30 PM
I confess that I'm slacking off of my school work.
Me too.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on March 08, 2013, 06:38:21 PM
Quote from: Edge on March 08, 2013, 06:36:07 PM
Me too.

High Five for slacking off!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on March 08, 2013, 07:56:08 PM
Okay you two, get your butts in gear.  Priorities!!

We can arrange an early Spring Break from Susan's.   >:-)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on March 08, 2013, 07:58:37 PM
Quote from: Jamie D on March 08, 2013, 07:56:08 PM
Okay you two, get your butts in gear.  Priorities!!

We can arrange an early Spring Break from Susan's.   >:-)

Lol I have written two sentences to my paper since the last time I posted.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: kelly_aus on March 08, 2013, 08:00:00 PM
Quote from: Jamie D on March 08, 2013, 07:56:08 PM
Okay you two, get your butts in gear.  Priorities!!

We can arrange an early Spring Break from Susan's.   >:-)

And we can also arrange a good flogging or branding too...  >:-)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on March 08, 2013, 08:01:34 PM
Quote from: Kelly the Trans-Rebel on March 08, 2013, 08:00:00 PM
And we can also arrange a good flogging or branding too...  >:-)

How about whips instead?  That way, everyone wins!  ;D
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: kelly_aus on March 08, 2013, 08:05:17 PM
Quote from: Malachite on March 08, 2013, 08:01:34 PM
How about whips instead?  That way, everyone wins!  ;D

It is traditional to use a whip when giving a flogging..

*Brandishes her Cat o' nine tails menacingly..*
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on March 08, 2013, 08:27:32 PM
Quote from: Malachite on March 08, 2013, 07:58:37 PM
Lol I have written two sentences to my paper since the last time I posted.

<face palm>
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on March 08, 2013, 08:33:05 PM
Two and a half now!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: kelly_aus on March 09, 2013, 12:41:45 AM
I confess I'm in the process of getting rat-assed drunk.. It's only a temporary solution to my problem, but it will do for now.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on March 09, 2013, 12:07:14 PM
I think it's terribly annoying when straight women think that ugly men are attractive and attractive men are ugly.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Edge on March 09, 2013, 01:55:12 PM
I confess that I might need to procrastinate a bit for math right now. I have a midterm coming up and I'm looking at my practice questions and thinking I don't have a clue what I'm doing. But I know I did in class. The problem is I'm riling myself up so much that I can't concentrate.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on March 09, 2013, 03:37:25 PM
I confess that I'm sweaty right now.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Liminal Stranger on March 09, 2013, 04:00:21 PM
Quote from: Malachite on March 09, 2013, 03:37:25 PM
I confess that I'm sweaty right now.

I confess that my hands, feet, and backs of my knees are sweaty right now and it's cold in here.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Edge on March 09, 2013, 06:46:58 PM
I confess that I am addicted to day dreams. I need to make my day dreams reality.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on March 19, 2013, 05:21:38 AM
I confess ...

that I worry whether one of our members did the unthinkable.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Catherine Sarah on March 19, 2013, 07:18:23 AM
Can someone please pass Jamie the air freshner.

Phew!!! What dod you have for dinner last night??
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Blaine on March 21, 2013, 01:55:12 PM
Quote from: Liam Erik on March 19, 2013, 09:11:52 AM
I confess I have a really hard time with the concept that I need to beat my head against the wall to pass this math class so I can take another math class, so I can take another math class, so I can take calculus, so I can take physics, NONE of which I am not ever, ever, ever, ever going to need in my entire life, not to learn about diseases of cattle, which is the whole f-ing point, or anything else.

I confess this was the reason I left pre-med and started emergency medical services. There's no comparison.  ;D

I also confess it was my dog that shredded old tissues all through the house, not the little bratty kid living with us right now. She deserved to get in trouble for it, though, so don't tell on me! Shhh!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: lydia_s on March 21, 2013, 03:02:21 PM
I confess that I have, in one way or another, caused twelve fires on three lawn tractors. Mostly due to trying to start the engine by touching a jumper cable to the starter. Creates lots of sparks around 30 years worth of oil sludge.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Sweet_Steffy_Bee on March 21, 2013, 09:30:05 PM
I confess..

I have no real friends in my life.. Except my Pillow Pet bees..
I also confess I drank the pickle juice. Every time..
I am a former cancer patient, and I have at least two smoke breaks a day..
I confess that I laugh at drivers who try to be big shots in a blizzard, and their commute ends in a cloud of snow
I confess not being able to present as myself, but instead as an abomination depresses me..
I prefer not to eat.. Grosses me out..
I daydream. All the time.
When I watch Star Trek, I wish it were real. I would join the fleet and get out of this place.

I confess that I am a nut job, living a blatent lie, and would rather be able to retire than go into work one more day..
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Liminal Stranger on March 23, 2013, 05:40:32 PM
I confess that I don't know if I'll ever look in the mirror and see my own reflection looking back at me.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: natastic on March 24, 2013, 01:03:08 AM
I think about killing myself all the time. I'm especially susceptible to this thought when I'm around my ex, and I see her in love with someone else. I couldn't comprehend transition when I was with her. Now that I am transitioning, and don't hate myself, I can't imagine ever having left her. Life feels so hollow without her.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: DirtyFox on March 24, 2013, 01:38:56 AM
I confess.. I develop crushes on nerds and intellectuals rather quickly.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Devlyn on March 24, 2013, 07:53:18 AM
Quote from: natastic on March 24, 2013, 01:03:08 AM
I think about killing myself all the time. I'm especially susceptible to this thought when I'm around my ex, and I see her in love with someone else. I couldn't comprehend transition when I was with her. Now that I am transitioning, and don't hate myself, I can't imagine ever having left her. Life feels so hollow without her.

Big hug. I think that's why people pack up and move, too many reminders. I've heard that you can't love someone else if you don't love yourself. You're in a better place now to move forward and find peace and happiness, and love again in your life. Hugs, Devlyn
Title: Re: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: natastic on March 24, 2013, 02:34:57 PM
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on March 24, 2013, 07:53:18 AM
Big hug. I think that's why people pack up and move, too many reminders. I've heard that you can't love someone else if you don't love yourself. You're in a better place now to move forward and find peace and happiness, and love again in your life. Hugs, Devlyn

Thanks Devlyn :)

I was very drunk at my ex's birthday party last night, watching her and her "ex-boyfriend-but-it's-complicated" being all couply, and I'm a big fat drama queen. Kinda regretting posting what I did...

Thank god I have a really good therapist! And its almost exactly a year since I tried to kill myself, and although the thoughts linger, life has gotten soooo much better in the last year. I'm generally happy to be alive.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on March 25, 2013, 02:53:09 AM
I confess that I love animals more than humans.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: FTMDiaries on March 25, 2013, 07:36:50 AM
That big bag of Cadbury's Giant Buttons that was in the kitchen cabinet? Yup. I confess that I scoffed the lot in one sitting.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ZoeM on March 25, 2013, 11:18:02 AM
I confess that my views on homosexuality do not conform to PC standards.

In more lighthearted concerns, I confess that I love "finding stuff" shows like Pawn Stars, even though (because?) they lack intellectual content.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on March 25, 2013, 05:24:13 PM
I swear too much
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Blaine on March 25, 2013, 09:53:01 PM
I confess I spent all of my study time today listening to bad dubstep remixes of songs on YouTube. No wonder I never get anything done. I have no regrets!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Liminal Stranger on March 25, 2013, 10:49:12 PM
Quote from: big kim on March 25, 2013, 05:24:13 PM
I swear too much
Come to my house, then! Just park the truck right out front, boats get docked in the bay :3
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on March 26, 2013, 03:20:39 AM
That's the problem,I can out swear any trucker or sailor!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on April 01, 2013, 05:04:31 AM
I confess that I swiped some jelly beans from my daughter's Easter basket.  But I don't feel the least bit guilty - no one made me an Easter basket!  >:(
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on April 01, 2013, 05:26:54 AM
I have opened the window and have had to use air freshener
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Liminal Stranger on April 01, 2013, 01:06:34 PM
I confess that someone really needs to keep me away from candy. Sugar makes me insane and then I crash a few hours later. When I wake up, I understand all those stereotypical things about people waking up with a hangover because I have one too. I already have the motor skill issues all the time, so me on sugar or even me without sleep gives the effect of someone very drunk  :P
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Blaine on April 01, 2013, 11:38:02 PM
I confess I was the one who gave the dogs 2 pounds of ham out of the fridge. I'm sorry but I can't eat cheap ham 3 days in a row.

At least the dogs love me.  ;D
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on April 02, 2013, 02:13:37 AM
Do you need air freshener?
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Blaine on April 02, 2013, 10:19:55 PM
Quote from: big kim on April 02, 2013, 02:13:37 AM
Do you need air freshener?

Me? Absolutely. In hindsight the ham was a horrible idea.  :icon_eek:
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Liminal Stranger on April 02, 2013, 11:04:42 PM
I confess that I don't want to play anymore.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on April 12, 2013, 10:09:07 PM
I confess ...

... I cried in a restaurant when my friend was misgendered by the waitress.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: K Style Addiction on April 13, 2013, 12:40:12 AM
I confess nothing!

I confess, i'm weird when i meet new people.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Ashley Allison on April 13, 2013, 12:57:08 AM
Not having transitioned... I confess I photoshop pictures to look like myself as a cis-female or if I ever transitioned with fulltimeness HRT and/or FFS.  And I am awfully good at it :)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on April 13, 2013, 01:58:39 AM
I once syphoned gas from my flatmates bikes tank for mine when I was short of money.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on April 13, 2013, 02:08:08 AM
Quote from: big kim on April 13, 2013, 01:58:39 AM
I once syphoned gas from my flatmates bikes tank for mine when I was short of money.

What you don't know is how many times your flatmate nicked you!   :o
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Cindy on April 13, 2013, 02:51:27 AM
I confess that today I broke down and begged gods that I don't believe in that if they cured my wife I would live as an ugly old man for eternity and a day.

And I'm still crying.

Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Mohini on April 14, 2013, 05:45:22 AM
I confess that I like the attention I get from hot guys when they look my way...   ;) especially the alpha males!

AND I have a boyfriend who I would never cheat on!  :-\

But still... a girl can dream, can't she?
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Liminal Stranger on April 14, 2013, 07:40:57 AM
I confess that my boyfriend's experimentation with crossdressing is something that I enjoy because it makes me feel less insecure about being a transguy in this relationship, and also because I guess I find femininity attractive to some extent or something like that. I don't really know where I stand. But he's horribly confused as to why he likes this and doesn't know what to think of it, and I have to be a good boyfriend to him and listen, giving whatever token advice I can, without making him feel like I want to force him into it, because I don't. He seems to feel relieved that I'm completely fine with it and like the idea, but that still makes me feel guilty like I'm the worst bf ever  :-\

Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Tossu-sama on April 14, 2013, 08:27:24 AM
I confess I still have this:

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Fcc7716caaf8986ae2b64cf09f89396df%2Ftumblr_inline_ml8yfs9NX51qz4rgp.jpg&hash=4408cafec0367eb6ed11293d2f25553705fb7347)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on April 14, 2013, 04:06:48 PM
I confess that I have a problem with taking everything on the internet personally.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on April 14, 2013, 04:16:36 PM
I confess that I am cold right now but too lazy to warm up.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: sigmafan on April 15, 2013, 12:03:18 AM
I confess....I like a lot of current pop music right now, and I'm generally known as a big fan of all things 80s and normally considered most current stuff as utter garbage.

Oh, and I like to watch Young and Old Lesbian porn.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Cindy on April 15, 2013, 01:45:50 AM
I confess I've just got back from the gym, ran 5km, road the bike for 30 mins and did a weight circuit session for 60 mins and every single bit of my feels like jelly with pain running through it.

Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Blaine on April 15, 2013, 09:09:18 PM
I confess there was nothing wrong with the computer. She was just being so rude about me dropping everything to fix it for her I told her it was something I would have to put time aside for tomorrow and that I had to turn it off. I turned her pop-up blocker off so she could open the program before I shut it down. I love having this little bit of power.  ;D
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Darkflame on April 16, 2013, 05:19:18 PM
I confess, I avoid relationships because I'm so god awful at them. I'm cold and distant with occasional outbursts of desperate and clingy. Real attractive right  ::) I'm terrified that I'll be alone for the rest of my life, and that I'll never get laid again now that I'm out and casual sex is too complicated to be an option. I feel really shallow for saying it, but being alone for the rest of my life sounds a lot more terrible if I'm also not getting laid :( It's not that I don't want a relationship, I just get freaked out once I'm in one and I can't make myself act like a normal healthy person  :(
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Liminal Stranger on April 17, 2013, 10:23:14 PM
I confess that I'm quite flattered by the female attention I'm getting lately. I like being stealth to most of the school, it's pretty great. Whole school situation flipped now, suddenly I pass a lot more for no reason.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Blaine on April 17, 2013, 10:57:51 PM
I confess I have the new PSY song stuck in my head. It's horrible. Why did I let this happen?  :(
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on April 22, 2013, 11:46:29 PM
I confess that even as a Christian I find the concept of Islam heaven to be WAY more cooler than the Christian heaven and I wish their version of heaven was the Bible's version.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on April 23, 2013, 05:28:21 AM
I confess ...

that both aspects of my gender identity wanted to do bad things with Chrissy Amphlett.   :o
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Edge on April 23, 2013, 06:35:46 AM
I confess I live vicariously through fictional characters.
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Post by: bethany on April 23, 2013, 08:37:00 AM
I confess that I miss watching the old Saturday morning shows like  H.R. Pufnstuf and Land of the lost, and others that were produced by Sid and Marty Krofft.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Lubbles on April 23, 2013, 09:03:09 AM
Quote from: Blaine on April 17, 2013, 10:57:51 PM
I confess I have the new PSY song stuck in my head. It's horrible. Why did I let this happen?  :(

I am soo sorry. *hug* 

I confess that I hate going to the laundromat so much that I will hand wash my clothes in my shower.
(and that I have a Dr. Who addiction)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on April 23, 2013, 02:43:33 PM
Quote from: Edge on April 23, 2013, 06:35:46 AM
I confess I live vicariously through fictional characters.

I confess that too.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Renee on April 23, 2013, 03:26:14 PM
I confess that I'm the kind of person that greets grumpy people in the morning with "Good morning, Sunshine!"  just to annoy them.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Darkflame on April 23, 2013, 04:57:20 PM
I confess, I love J pop. It's so upbeat and catchy, how can you be in a bad mood after listening to that stuff  ;D
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on April 23, 2013, 06:28:47 PM
I like to piss off chuggers
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Devlyn on April 23, 2013, 06:35:57 PM
Chuggers?
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Liminal Stranger on April 23, 2013, 06:39:05 PM
My arm is covered in tally marks.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Edge on April 23, 2013, 09:41:23 PM
I confess that I wish I could live in a comic book world not only because then I could be a supervillain, but because there would be other supervillains and maybe other people like me.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on April 24, 2013, 03:39:40 AM
Chuggers (Charity muggers),the people who stop you wanting donations to charity.I resent paying their wages and prefer to give direct.PS Devlyn you look great in that blue dress
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Devlyn on April 24, 2013, 06:11:20 AM
Quote from: big kim on April 24, 2013, 03:39:40 AM
Chuggers (Charity muggers),the people who stop you wanting donations to charity.I resent paying their wages and prefer to give direct.PS Devlyn you look great in that blue dress

Thanks for the explanation, and the compliment! Hugs, Devlyn
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on April 24, 2013, 12:19:23 PM
Quote from: big kim on April 24, 2013, 03:39:40 AM
Chuggers (Charity muggers),the people who stop you wanting donations to charity.I resent paying their wages and prefer to give direct.PS Devlyn you look great in that blue dress

Chuggers!  >:-)

Airplane Missionaries (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qse_wf57tZM#)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Devlyn on April 24, 2013, 12:26:50 PM
Is there anything we can't go to Airplane for?
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on April 24, 2013, 01:58:35 PM
Love it Jaimie!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: calico on April 29, 2013, 06:47:46 PM
lol holy pan-handlers on a plane
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Liminal Stranger on April 29, 2013, 06:53:30 PM
I confess that there are not man parts where there should be man parts and that's why I'm here. Just in case you didn't know.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on April 30, 2013, 12:08:59 AM
I confess that I need to get off my butt and get a job. 
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on April 30, 2013, 12:38:05 AM
Quote from: Malachite on April 30, 2013, 12:08:59 AM
I confess that I need to get off my butt and get a job.

Good way to boost you "Top Surgery Fund."  ;)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on April 30, 2013, 12:52:49 AM
Quote from: Jamie D on April 30, 2013, 12:38:05 AM
Good way to boost you "Top Surgery Fund."  ;)

Haha yeah, VERY good way.  Much quicker than digging for change under the couch.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on April 30, 2013, 02:27:01 AM
I drink from cartons because I'm too lazy to wash cups!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Anna++ on April 30, 2013, 07:04:36 AM
I confess that I left dirty dishes in the sink for 3 hours last night :(.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Lubbles on April 30, 2013, 07:42:11 AM
Quote from: Anna! :D on April 30, 2013, 07:04:36 AM
I confess that I left dirty dishes in the sink for 3 hours last night :(.

3 hours your an angel! ^.^
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Anna++ on April 30, 2013, 08:58:21 AM
Quote from: Lubbles on April 30, 2013, 07:42:11 AM
3 hours your an angel! ^.^

I like to clean up everything right after eating, but I had somewhere else to be.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Lubbles on April 30, 2013, 10:01:48 AM
I wish I was as motivated(?) as you. I stare at them and think "I really should, but... no." and they bug me till I finally give in and do them. I know I should just skip all those middle steps, but some how I can't.  >.<
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on May 10, 2013, 09:00:07 PM
I confess ...

I stole my friend's basic recipe for a mushroom and corn salsa ... and made it better!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on May 12, 2013, 02:29:05 AM
I confess that I'm not looking foward to church today.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on June 30, 2013, 02:26:40 AM
I confess that I am interested in the cybergoth look!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on June 30, 2013, 08:58:41 AM
I confess that I have no clue what DOMA is about.  All I know is a lot of people are happy.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: DriftingCrow on June 30, 2013, 03:40:08 PM
Quote from: Malachite on April 30, 2013, 12:52:49 AM
Haha yeah, VERY good way.  Much quicker than digging for change under the couch.

I confess that every time I find loose change on the floor or on the ground, I think of Malachite's top surgery fund.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on July 02, 2013, 05:40:27 PM
Awwww.  That's so nice.  :'-)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Adam (birkin) on July 02, 2013, 05:44:31 PM
Quote from: LearnedHand on June 30, 2013, 03:40:08 PM
I confess that every time I find loose change on the floor or on the ground, I think of Malachite's top surgery fund.

LOL me too!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: kelly_aus on July 02, 2013, 11:45:28 PM
I confess that the idea of being the fill-in 'Mother of the Bride' for my step-daughter scares the crap out of me..
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Edge on July 02, 2013, 11:55:44 PM
I confess that I really like the Addams Family and want to be like Gomez Addams. Except more like me.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on July 03, 2013, 12:01:05 AM
Quote from: LearnedHand on June 30, 2013, 03:40:08 PM
I confess that every time I find loose change on the floor or on the ground, I think of Malachite's top surgery fund.

Quote from: Prof HB on July 02, 2013, 05:44:31 PM
LOL me too!



The revolution has begun.  8)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: FTMDiaries on July 03, 2013, 05:11:04 AM
I confess that I've been comfort eating lately, and it's starting to become difficult to button up my jeans.

Case in point: yesterday I bought a 4-pack of Cadbury's Flakes to last me the week... and I scoffed the lot within a 2-hour period.

Oink!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on July 03, 2013, 05:18:32 AM
Whenever I see a physically attractive person, I end up trying to make them unattractive in my mind by thinking about how nasty their bowels are.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on July 03, 2013, 05:51:42 AM
I washed the bangs of my hair and put the rest up in a clip so I could have another half hour in bed yesterday.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on July 04, 2013, 04:15:40 PM
I confess that I hate being in the house during thunderstorms.   Everytime I hear thunder and lightening, I feel like a tree is going to crash through the house and fall on my head.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: DriftingCrow on July 04, 2013, 04:34:19 PM
I confess that even though July 4th is my favorite holiday, I am not looking forward to people shooting off fireworks tonight because I really want to go to bed early that way I can wake up super early and go jogging and do some yoga before it gets too hot outside.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on July 05, 2013, 03:49:52 AM
I confess that I fell asleep after the 4th of July barbecue.

But then I got up and had some tapioca pudding.

Bloat
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emmaline on July 08, 2013, 09:11:18 AM
Bless me forum for I have sinned.

I confess I am addicted to lesbian Twilight femslash involving Alice Cullen.  Clearly she is better than Edward in every way for Bella.  She buys her nice clothes, is positive and cheerful, has no hesitation in turning Bella, rescues her a bunch of times and dammit shes cute as a button.

I confess I never read Eulas, even though the one time I did I found you could legally install the same license of photoshop on both your pc and laptop so long as you did not use them at the same time and thus saved money.

I confess I drink bubble tea at every opportunity.

I confess I once hugged the green cross code man at my school and called him Darth Vader.  He was very happy.

I confess to compulsively telling charity muggers who are hired by agencies to go f@#$ themselves.



Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on July 08, 2013, 09:42:14 AM
+1 on chuggers I thought I was the only one who liked to piss them off!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emmaline on July 08, 2013, 10:22:00 AM
Making the world a better place by being insincere, guilt tripping, standing in your way and otherwise ruining the scant half an hour of freedom and peace from work you are allowed.  Oh, plus chuggers are mostly paid by ad agencies who take majority cuts from money donated... so its essentially some agency fat cat paying backpackers to beg for him.  If its oversea work, most of the remainder goes into bribing officials and warlords, or in the case of health research charities you pay for research so a pharmaceutical company can then sell you back the treatment for ridiculous amounts of money.  Charity?  Get f $#@ed.

Ooh... I confess you made me rant.  Bad you.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: FTMDiaries on July 08, 2013, 11:21:59 AM
Quote from: emmaline on July 08, 2013, 10:22:00 AM
Making the world a better place by being insincere, guilt tripping, standing in your way and otherwise ruining the scant half an hour of freedom and peace from work you are allowed.  Oh, plus chuggers are mostly paid by ad agencies who take majority cuts from money donated... so its essentially some agency fat cat paying backpackers to beg for him.  If its oversea work, most of the remainder goes into bribing officials and warlords, or in the case of health research charities you pay for research so a pharmaceutical company can then sell you back the treatment for ridiculous amounts of money.  Charity?  Get f $#@ed.

Agreed! Chuggers tend to be idealistic youngsters in their late teens or early twenties who lack life experience. So I adore turning around whatever guilt-tripping tactics they try to use against me, even if I might have some sympathy with the cause they pretend to represent.

Here in the UK, our chuggers earn around £12-14 per hour; pretty much double the national minimum wage for adults of £6.31. If you choose to sign up with them to donate to a charity, you'll pay around 18 months of contributions before the actual charity sees a penny. Those first 18 months or so are swallowed up by the chugging company as 'management fees'.

And yes, I confess I do love pointing all of this out to people who've stopped to chat with the chugger and who look like they might be about to sign up.  ;D
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on July 08, 2013, 10:01:39 PM
Quote from: Malachite on July 04, 2013, 04:15:40 PM
I confess that I hate being in the house during thunderstorms.   Everytime I hear thunder and lightening, I feel like a tree is going to crash through the house and fall on my head.

I confess this again.  When I see lightening I scrunch up and cover my head, thinking a tree is going to smash my skull open. 

There's a bunch of lightening going on right now and I am absolutely hating it.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emmaline on July 08, 2013, 11:30:23 PM
Install a lightening rod nearby and get some peace of mind.  :)
My barns where close to a massive tree that took the brunt.  The only thing we worried about setting fire to our livestock where french farmers.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emmaline on July 10, 2013, 09:24:47 PM
I confess... it was me that killed this thread...


Clear...


Zzzap!


I confess that I dont measure cough medicine properly, cause I buy a yummy irish moss.  May have slliiiiiiightly overdosed on it.  Hic.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on July 12, 2013, 09:24:13 AM
I confess that I kind of want to go back to college in the Fall and if I could, then I would.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: SciNerdGirl on July 14, 2013, 02:00:51 AM
I confess that I cheat on my diet late at night after my family goes to sleep.

In a side note, If I can ever bring my BMI below 30, I am totally going to pierce my other ear.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Yukari-sensei on July 14, 2013, 05:49:19 AM
Feel embarrassed to share this but I confess that for some reason I feel very amorous during thunderstorms and secretly hope a weak hurricane leaves my wife and I alone in a candlelit home with nothing but the rain and ourselves for company.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on July 14, 2013, 06:52:39 AM
I confess I still laugh at a prank my friend and I did when I was 9 and he was 8.We had gone catching crabs on the beach and had 2 buckets of icy cold sea water with crabs in when we saw a fat man sunbathing on the beach below us,we pored 2 buckets of cold water and crabs on him.I think that was a day i learned some new swear words as well.If he had caught us I wouldn't be typing this now,I was a brat of a kid
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on July 16, 2013, 01:35:39 AM
I knew, for some reason, I liked you.  ;)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Makalii on July 17, 2013, 03:57:31 AM
I confess, I like it when people call me a b*tch...  :-\
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on July 17, 2013, 05:42:41 AM
I confess I was a bad influence on other kids,I think Jamie would enjoy the prank with a bucket of crabs,what were you like at running?
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on July 17, 2013, 12:02:12 PM
Quote from: Makalii on July 17, 2013, 03:57:31 AM
I confess, I like it when people call me a b*tch...  :-\

Saucy!!  ;)

I confess I was suddenly awakened this morning by an SRS dream.  I was still in college, living with 3 male roommates, who wanted to watch me dilate.

A psychoanalyst would have a field day with that one.  I have dreamed before I was presenting female, but not that I was an exhibitionist.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on July 17, 2013, 12:40:44 PM
Quote from: Malachite on February 14, 2013, 09:05:23 PM
I confess when I know someone who has children, the first thought in my mind is "YOU HAD SEX!".  Then I think about all of graphic details of that nature.

In addition to this, I confess that whenever I watch someone eat, the first thought in my mind is "YOU'RE GOING TO POOP LATER", and then I proceed to think about all the graphic details of that nature.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on July 17, 2013, 12:47:17 PM
Alimentary, my dear Trista.   ;)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on July 17, 2013, 10:42:39 PM
Quote from: ~RoadToTrista~ on July 17, 2013, 12:40:44 PM
In addition to this, I confess that whenever I watch someone eat, the first thought in my mind is "YOU'RE GOING TO POOP LATER", and then I proceed to think about all the graphic details of that nature.

LOL me too!



I shall also confess that when I see a bird in a corner and I'm close to it, I get scared.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on July 18, 2013, 03:06:31 AM
I confess those self service machines in shops always leave me scratching my head.I always make a mess of it and have to get an assistant to sort it out.Maybe it's because i'm blonde
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Liminal Stranger on July 26, 2013, 11:54:41 AM
I confess that I've been watching VCoTD and laughing so hard at all of the ridiculous voice cracks, even though I shouldn't be laughing considering I have them too. Someday someone's going to record one of my horrible cracks over Live and send it in and I will accept that as punishment XD
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on July 26, 2013, 12:07:06 PM
I confess I like to ask  car salesmen awkward questions.My favourite is why convertibles cost more when there's less metal in them.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Renee on July 26, 2013, 12:12:54 PM
Quote from: big kim on July 26, 2013, 12:07:06 PM
I confess I like to ask  car salesmen awkward questions.My favourite is why convertibles cost more when there's less metal in them.
Convertibles have to have extra reinforcement in the lower part of the car due to not having a structural top to keep out unwanted flex, many of them can weigh more than their hardtop siblings due to that.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Edge on July 26, 2013, 12:19:18 PM
I confess that I like kids' books and movies.
I confess that I have "Dig It' from Holes on my iPod even though I don't like the song. I just like the way the guy who plays Zigzag's voice sounds.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on July 28, 2013, 05:17:46 PM
I confess that I squee in private whenever I get fangirl excited about something happening with a TV or video game series that I like.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: SaveMeJeebus on July 28, 2013, 05:49:44 PM
Quote from: Edge on July 26, 2013, 12:19:18 PM
I confess that I like kids' books and movies.

Me too. I really like pop-up books, and books with sounds. I am always watching the latest animation movies as well. I last saw Meet the Croods.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on July 28, 2013, 06:43:35 PM
I confess I'm a fan of Fungus the Bogeyman and loved the book when I first read it at 25
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: SaveMeJeebus on July 29, 2013, 06:08:52 AM
I have never changed a nappy, and always avoid doing so  ::)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Edge on July 29, 2013, 08:36:26 AM
I confess that I had to ask my parents for a loan this month so I could afford groceries for me and my son. Could be worse though. I could be homeless again or my parents could still be abusive to me and/or refuse to help me.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: kelly_aus on July 29, 2013, 09:19:46 AM
I confess that I went to a wedding on Friday, I was fill in Mother of the Bride, in honour of my late GF, Alison.. And went home with one of the bridesmaids and her GF..
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emmaline on July 30, 2013, 09:19:35 PM
Thats just greedy! Bridesmaids are for sharing sister!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: kelly_aus on July 30, 2013, 09:27:33 PM
Quote from: emmaline on July 30, 2013, 09:19:35 PM
Thats just greedy! Bridesmaids are for sharing sister!

There were 5 others for you to choose from.. :P
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on July 30, 2013, 09:33:14 PM
I confess that sometimes I refer to Susan's Transgender Resourses in my head as Susie's.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: SciNerdGirl on July 30, 2013, 10:32:41 PM
Quote from: Kelly the Trans-Rebel on July 29, 2013, 09:19:46 AM
I confess that I went to a wedding on Friday, I was fill in Mother of the Bride, in honour of my late GF, Alison.. And went home with one of the bridesmaids and her GF..

OMGoodness Kelly, you cannot drop a confession like that and not give DETAILS!!!!! ;)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on August 01, 2013, 06:17:45 PM
I confess that I joined other transgender sites first because I was intimidated by this site.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emmaline on August 02, 2013, 11:06:47 AM
Lol.. I picture Kelly running from the wedding chased by the bridal party like Shane in the L-word.

Five?  My god thats a big bridal party.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on August 03, 2013, 03:33:33 AM
I confess ...

that I have been on a emotional roller coaster for the past several weeks.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emmaline on August 03, 2013, 10:40:08 AM
I confess I followed this awesome alternative chick around a shop today, sneaking glances at her because I wanted to steal her sense of style and killer haircut.  Roll on hormones...
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on August 05, 2013, 02:21:53 PM
I went to the Somis Nut House (yes, it really is a place) to buy some raw nuts and dried fruits.

But I slipped a bag of milk chocolate-covered raisin clusters in with my healthy stuff.

Mmmmmm   >:-)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: DriftingCrow on August 05, 2013, 02:54:19 PM
I confess, I've been at work for roughly seven hours now, but only have done abou t two and a half hours of work.  >:-)

Hey. . . cleaning up maggots isn't part of my job description, so I can slack a little.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on August 05, 2013, 04:14:37 PM
Eeeeewwwww  maggots
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emmaline on August 05, 2013, 08:11:39 PM
Uhg.  Got gifted a fridge once.  They left it at a friends place.  A month passed before I got to collect  it.  There was a chicken inside.  And looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooots of maggots.

Great gift.


I confess I spent a little too much on my credit card buying lego and warhammer toys for my neice and nephew who moved back to the mainland this week.  I told my wife a teensy lie as to how much I spent.

:icon_rolleyes2:
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Makalii on August 06, 2013, 12:23:32 AM
I confess! I sleep with a collar on. :P but it's a soft one.  :D
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: lissabuchannon on August 06, 2013, 12:47:35 AM
I confess that whenever I'm alone, I feel lonely. I didn't feel that way before embarking on my transition :/
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on August 06, 2013, 01:04:42 AM
Quote from: CaseyB on August 06, 2013, 12:41:34 AM
I confess, I am physically and sexually attracted to myself both as a man and a woman.  Is that unhealthy?

Only if one of you has a venereal disease   :o
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: MadeleineG on August 06, 2013, 03:02:10 AM
I confess that I neglected to walk the dog this morning.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: kelly_aus on August 06, 2013, 03:03:57 AM
I confess that I feel miserable and morose today..
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on August 06, 2013, 03:18:42 AM
Quote from: Kelly the Trans-Rebel on August 06, 2013, 03:03:57 AM
I confess that I feel miserable and morose today..

Why is that?
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: kelly_aus on August 06, 2013, 03:20:19 AM
Quote from: Jamie D on August 06, 2013, 03:18:42 AM
Why is that?

Love.. One that's gone forever.. And one that's too far away..
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on August 06, 2013, 03:56:15 AM
Quote from: Kelly the Trans-Rebel on August 06, 2013, 03:20:19 AM
Love.. One that's gone forever.. And one that's too far away..

Time will help heal those wounds, Kelly.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: kelly_aus on August 06, 2013, 04:25:35 AM
Quote from: Jamie D on August 06, 2013, 03:56:15 AM
Time will help heal those wounds, Kelly.

Time can heal the first.. Money will solve the other issue..
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emmaline on August 06, 2013, 06:29:30 AM
And in the meantime there is wedding party members.
:)


I confess I have a crush on Kate Humble.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: kelly_aus on August 06, 2013, 07:09:51 AM
Quote from: emmaline on August 06, 2013, 06:29:30 AM
And in the meantime there is wedding party members.
:)


I confess I have a crush on Kate Humble.

Sadly, they are as far away as the other. I've so got to move back to Melbourne..
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on August 09, 2013, 02:15:24 PM
I confess that I slept for a total of 13 hours last night.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: JillSter on August 15, 2013, 09:26:10 PM
I confess that Muppets scare the crap out of me.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: TheLance on August 15, 2013, 10:53:55 PM
I confess that I absolutely loooove looking at women. My gf is the most attractive woman to me, but I can't help but look at all the other attractive women that cross my path. They're so pleasing to the eyes. Whether it be at work or in a store or even on here :O I just think women are beautiful and I love to admire them with my eyes. Well I feel like a creeper now...no one be scared, I'm just lookin' :P
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Edge on August 15, 2013, 11:04:18 PM
I confess that I love looking at people. They're interesting and attractive. I don't think it's creepy. It's appreciating beauty.
Then again, I confess that I might be creepy because sometimes, when someone is talking to me and I'm staring at them intently, it's because I want to dissect them. Mostly figuratively in a psychological sense though since that's really interesting too.
I confess that I feel I am not intelligent enough to be who I want to be. Or brave enough. People scare me. That's so weak.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on August 16, 2013, 04:19:16 AM
I confess in 1978 I had too much to drink and blew chunks all over the bonnet of my neighbours 3 day old Ford Granada
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on August 16, 2013, 04:50:12 AM
I was 21 and old enough to know better!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: JillSter on August 16, 2013, 12:47:36 PM
Quote from: big kim on August 16, 2013, 04:50:12 AM
I was 21 and old enough to know better!

You can use my line (when people ask my age): "Old enough to know better, too young to care."

It's served me well. ;D
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: SaveMeJeebus on August 18, 2013, 04:31:55 PM
I confess I am jealous he has friends :/
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: CalmRage on August 18, 2013, 05:33:30 PM
I confess i am god!

i am god
i am god
i am god
i am god
i am god
i am god
i am god
i am god

Did you know that when trees gather around to celebrate chanukah, they fall apart and sing:

i am godi am godi am godi am godi am godi am godi am godi am godi am god
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on August 23, 2013, 05:08:18 PM
I confess I can't resist spraying perfume from samplers in stores on myself
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emmaline on August 24, 2013, 08:50:33 AM
I confess I cannot stop drinking iced coffee.

Diets suck sweaty unwanted balls.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: MadeleineG on August 24, 2013, 10:14:13 AM
I confess that I keep forgetting to eat.

Maddy
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Makalii on August 24, 2013, 10:36:55 AM
Quote from: Fairy Princess with a Death Ray on August 24, 2013, 10:14:13 AM
I confess that I keep forgetting to eat.

Maddy

I have the same problem!!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: MadeleineG on August 24, 2013, 10:48:55 AM
Quote from: Makalii on August 24, 2013, 10:36:55 AM
I have the same problem!!

I feel better knowing I'm not alone.

I find it to be a really viscous circle. Forget to eat... get hungry... feel too lethargic to eat or think straight... keep forgetting to eat... :(

Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on August 24, 2013, 11:04:11 AM
I confess as a 14 and 15 year old I took part in an organised mass brawl several times when a school in another town sent their 15 best fighters against the 5 Daddys from each of my towns 3 schools.I wasn't violent and didn't really like scrapping but I was good at it
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: MadeleineG on August 24, 2013, 12:05:03 PM
I confess that, when playing Scrabble, I sometimes play words for shock value rather than point count.  ;)

Maddy
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: MadeleineG on August 24, 2013, 01:45:40 PM
Quote from: Joules on August 24, 2013, 12:44:49 PM
I drank a beer last night, and bought 2 more today.  Shhhh. don't tell my doc...

C2H6O + C18H24O2 = no no

Don't worry. We won't tell.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: MadeleineG on August 24, 2013, 02:03:30 PM
Quote from: Joules on August 24, 2013, 01:54:14 PM
LOL Maddy, your IUPAC is showing

Guilty as charged. ;D
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: FTMDiaries on August 28, 2013, 05:47:48 PM
I confess that I read today that 'I Have A Dream' is actually still under copyright, and I thought "Well, of course it is - ABBA haven't been around that long yet."
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ComplicatedMe on August 28, 2013, 07:02:08 PM
I confess i'm a virgin.  :o
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: TheLance on August 29, 2013, 01:57:00 PM
I confess that I have, at different points in time, strongly considered giving up and moving back in with my family in NC. But I am no coward, so here I am, grabbing the bull by the horns.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ComplicatedMe on August 29, 2013, 02:00:23 PM
I confess I'm lazy even though I don't want to be. I just never seem to be able to motivate myself.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Keaira on August 29, 2013, 05:09:07 PM
I confess....
*trigger warning*


I almost seriously injured a man once to protect my Mum and brother. That man was my Mum's boyfriend at the time who got drunk, broke the windsheild on my mums car then came home, broke into her house and punched me in the face and restrained me when I tried to call the police. Thats when when I used my little boot knife to stab him in the kidney and slash his forearm open. He thinks he was hurt when he was breaking in to the house to this day. This was back in 1998. But I finally told my Mum the truth last year. And now I'm confessing it here.

I might be terrified of butterflies bit I am not scared to protect my family :p
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: JillSter on August 29, 2013, 10:22:07 PM
Quote from: Fairy Princess with a Death Ray on August 24, 2013, 12:05:03 PM
I confess that, when playing Scrabble, I sometimes play words for shock value rather than point count.  ;)

Maddy

I confess that when I play Scrabble I play to block the other player's moves. >:-)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: MadeleineG on August 30, 2013, 12:51:59 AM
Quote from: Jillian on August 29, 2013, 10:22:07 PM
I confess that when I play Scrabble I play to block the other player's moves. >:-)

Which, let's face it, is only considered bad etiquette when you're on the receiving end :P
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: V M on August 30, 2013, 12:55:31 AM
I confess... I don't often say much even if I think someone is making a complete @$$ of themselves... Or do I?  :eusa_think:
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on August 30, 2013, 01:02:13 AM
Quote from: Fairy Princess with a Death Ray on August 24, 2013, 01:45:40 PM
C2H6O + C18H24O2 = no no

Don't worry. We won't tell.

Ethanol + Estradiol = Party time  ;)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on August 30, 2013, 01:08:37 AM
Quote from: Alice Danielle on August 29, 2013, 04:39:11 PM
Whatever.  You win.  I should just drop out of chemistry.  Since obviously I have no idea about anything to do with chemistry and there's no way I was just trying to make a lame joke, right?

Two hydrogen atoms meet on a street.  The first says to the second, "You don't look at all well."

The second responds, "I'm not.  I think I lost an electron."

The first says, "Are you sure?"

And the second says, "Yes, I'm positive."   ::)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: MadeleineG on August 30, 2013, 01:14:26 AM
Quote from: Jamie D on August 30, 2013, 01:08:37 AM
Two hydrogen atoms meet on a street.  The first says to the second, "You don't look at all well."

The second responds, "I'm not.  I think I lost an electron."

The first says, "Are you sure?"

And the second says, "Yes, I'm positive."   ::)

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc07.deviantart.net%2Ffs71%2Fi%2F2012%2F001%2Fb%2F2%2Fchemistry_jokes_by_ne7work51-d4kz900.jpg&hash=76df664adc61bb3a43d86066ac84af4edfac2dbb)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: JillSter on August 30, 2013, 02:19:15 AM
Quote from: Jamie D on August 30, 2013, 01:08:37 AM
Two hydrogen atoms meet on a street.  The first says to the second, "You don't look at all well."

The second responds, "I'm not.  I think I lost an electron."

The first says, "Are you sure?"

And the second says, "Yes, I'm positive."   ::)

Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop.

The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

:laugh:
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Lajs on August 30, 2013, 03:00:22 AM
I was on the bus that killed my dog.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: V M on August 30, 2013, 03:08:50 AM
Quote from: Lajs on August 30, 2013, 03:00:22 AM
I was on the bus that killed my dog.

Ouch!!! That's pretty sad and must have hurt  :'(

Hugs
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on August 30, 2013, 03:53:19 AM
I confess that I think science jokes are hilarious!

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmaninahat.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F09%2Fschrodingers-cat.jpg&hash=f5689b4783a36f4bbddba38b20f51dbe280ee847)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: MadeleineG on August 30, 2013, 08:40:03 AM
Quote from: Jamie D on August 30, 2013, 03:53:19 AM
I confess that I think science jokes are hilarious!

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmaninahat.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F09%2Fschrodingers-cat.jpg&hash=f5689b4783a36f4bbddba38b20f51dbe280ee847)

My wife and I used to live in an apartment building on campus. Down our hall, there were two residents with cats named Schrodinger. One died. True story.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ZoeM on August 30, 2013, 09:16:07 AM
Quote from: Jamie D on August 30, 2013, 03:53:19 AM
I confess that I think science jokes are hilarious!

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmaninahat.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F09%2Fschrodingers-cat.jpg&hash=f5689b4783a36f4bbddba38b20f51dbe280ee847)
Personally I say, shake the box. If it shakes back, or makes a noise, or generally feels not-dead, the cat's alive.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: MadeleineG on August 30, 2013, 05:59:28 PM
Quote from: Joules on August 30, 2013, 04:51:47 AM
I confess ... I don't get Schrodinger's cat jokes

I get them and I don't.  ::)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: JillSter on August 30, 2013, 07:43:20 PM
I always wanted to get a cat and name it Schrödinger, but I'm allergic to cats.

Maybe I'll get a dog named Pavlov. ;D

Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: AdamMLP on August 31, 2013, 05:17:45 AM
I confess I want to have a son, name him Harry Potter and make him live under the stairs.  And then when he's eleven let him read the Harry Potter books and he'll think it's his life story.

My girlfriend says that's mean.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Night Haven on August 31, 2013, 11:14:23 AM
Quote from: AlexanderC on August 31, 2013, 05:17:45 AM
I confess I want to have a son, name him Harry Potter and make him live under the stairs.  And then when he's eleven let him read the Harry Potter books and he'll think it's his life story.

My girlfriend says that's mean.

Make sure to ship him off to a fancy private school every year~ ^^


I confess that while I still get cravings for sweets, I don't actually like them.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on August 31, 2013, 01:44:58 PM
I confess I made a sugar and weedkiller bomb when I was 15.It didn't work so my mate and I poisoned the allotment of the old bastard who ratted us out to our parents for under age  drinking
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on August 31, 2013, 01:56:50 PM
LOL, you killed his garden?!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on August 31, 2013, 02:42:36 PM
Quote from: Jamie D on August 31, 2013, 01:56:50 PM
LOL, you killed his garden?!
Not his garden,his allotment and the vegetables.In the UK you could rent allotments from the local council to grow fruit and vegetables.My mate was the one I mentioned with the buckets of sea water and crabs in here who gave swearing lessons!We were a bad influence on each other
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Keaira on September 09, 2013, 01:06:30 AM
I confess that I have extremely low self esteem and self worth. And I get envious of the super pretty women which just makes me feel worse. Being unemployed just amplified everything up to 11.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on September 09, 2013, 01:32:21 AM
I confess that I always get gassy in church.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on September 09, 2013, 01:52:10 AM
I confess my flatmate lent me his car and I scraped it but touched up and polished the repair without him knowing.This was in 1981 so I think I've got away with it!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: V M on September 09, 2013, 02:14:21 AM
I confess, I haven't attended a church in quite some time and according to my sister I would always fall asleep and start snoring and get rather gassy as well
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Makalii on September 11, 2013, 08:08:30 AM
I cons that I've come out to everyone at my new school, even a few of my teachers. I've told everyone at the place where I work, yet everybody I'm significantly close to (friends and family etc.) doesn't know...
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on September 11, 2013, 09:03:48 AM
I confess that I made a smell on the bus and nearly bust a gut trying not to laugh as a guy blamed his dog!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on September 12, 2013, 12:55:55 AM
I confess that when I get nervous I get quite gassy.  I can't help it.

I remember going over to meet my then-girlfriend's family.  I told her I was really, really nervous, and my stomach was churning, and my bowels were rumbling.  So she said, "Don't worry, our dog Fido farts a lot.  We'll just blame him."  I thought it was a plausible plan.

So when we get there, her mother and father and brother and sister all sat in the living room, my girlfriend and me on the couch, and the dog at our feet.

After the customary introductions, the parents start asking me questions, like what I was majoring in at college.  The nervousness was getting to me, so a let a tiny fart loose.  The father suddenly said, "Fido!"

Ahh, the plan was working!   >:-)

So as they started asking more questions about my family, I could feel beads of sweat building on my brow.  To relieve the tension, I ripped a longer and louder fart.  The father reacted with "Fi-do!!" 

Safe again.   >:-) >:-)

Then they started asking what my intentions were with their daughter, and the stress was too much, so I really let one rip, shaking the couch as I did.  The father jumped to his feet and shouted, "FIDO!!! Get away from that man before he ->-bleeped-<-s on you!!!"

I was never invited back.   >:(



Wait?!  This isn't the bad joke topic??
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on September 12, 2013, 01:56:09 AM
Quote from: Jamie D on September 12, 2013, 12:55:55 AM
I confess that when I get nervous I get quite gassy.  I can't help it.

I remember going over to meet my then-girlfriend's family.  I told her I was really, really nervous, and my stomach was churning, and my bowels were rumbling.  So she said, "Don't worry, our dog Fido farts a lot.  We'll just blame him."  I thought it was a plausible plan.

So when we get there, her mother and father and brother and sister all sat in the living room, my girlfriend and me on the couch, and the dog at our feet.

After the customary introductions, the parents start asking me questions, like what I was majoring in at college.  The nervousness was getting to me, so a let a tiny fart loose.  The father suddenly said, "Fido!" ROFL

Ahh, the plan was working!   >:-)

So as they started asking more questions about my family, I could feel beads of sweat building on my brow.  To relieve the tension, I ripped a longer and louder fart.  The father reacted with "Fi-do!!" 

Safe again.   >:-) >:-)

Then they started asking what my intentions were with their daughter, and the stress was too much, so I really let one rip, shaking the couch as I did.  The father jumped to his feet and shouted, "FIDO!!! Get away from that man before he ->-bleeped-<-s on you!!!"

I was never invited back.   >:(



Wait?!  This isn't the bad joke topic??
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on September 12, 2013, 01:57:49 AM
ROFL(look what you made me do!) I can't quote properly
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: CalmRage on September 14, 2013, 02:30:15 PM
I confess that i frequently blow out my awful voice in the comfort of my room.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: FTMDiaries on September 16, 2013, 05:23:03 AM
I confess that I am currently using some of the vocal techniques that MtFs use to raise the register of their speaking voices, so that my family can slowly get used to the fact that my voice is changing. I also confess that I haven't yet told them that I'm on T.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on September 16, 2013, 07:32:06 AM
I confess I told my career teacher I wanted to be a Hell's Angel when I was 13
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on September 16, 2013, 03:09:18 PM
I confess that in high school my career goal was be a professional wrestler.  My college paper was even on "how to break into the professional wrestling industry".
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Tossu-sama on September 17, 2013, 11:19:48 AM
I confess that I just ate a 200g bag of potato chips at one sitting.

In my defense I must say they were extra delicious! Sourcream and garlic!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: CalmRage on September 17, 2013, 12:41:31 PM
Quote from: Tossu-sama on September 17, 2013, 11:19:48 AM
I confess that I just ate a 200g bag of potato chips at one sitting.

In my defense I must say they were extra delicious! Sourcream and garlic!
I always eat them in one sitting. You don't need to confess to such a thing.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on September 18, 2013, 06:31:14 PM
I do confess that I am a "Chatty Cathy."
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Darkie on September 18, 2013, 06:40:10 PM
I confess when I was in 5th grade I wanted to marry Tommy the white power ranger.  I wanted me some of that.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Danielle Emmalee on September 18, 2013, 06:45:14 PM
I confess I always thought all of the Power Rangers were male except for the Pink one.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: MadeleineG on September 18, 2013, 09:00:07 PM
Quote from: Joules on September 18, 2013, 06:46:27 PM
I confess I barely even know what a power ranger is

I confess that my seven-year-old knows more about them than I'd prefer.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on September 19, 2013, 02:03:55 AM
I confess a few years ago I used to give a lift to a young guy and his boyfriend to a gay club.I had a 16 year old POS car which I would leave parked up after drinking and go back for next day.One night I arrived at Mike's house and he wasn't ready so he told me to ring the bell and his parents would let me in to wait,I realised that a few years before I had a  3some with his parents.Just then Mike came downstairs we managed to keep it from him
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Danielle Emmalee on September 19, 2013, 02:45:20 AM
Quote from: big kim on September 19, 2013, 02:03:55 AM
I confess a few years ago I used to give a lift to a young guy and his boyfriend to a gay club.I had a 16 year old POS car which I would leave parked up after drinking and go back for next day.One night I arrived at Mike's house and he wasn't ready so he told me to ring the bell and his parents would let me in to wait,I realised that a few years before I had a  3some with his parents.Just then Mike came downstairs we managed to keep it from him

hahahaha that's awesome, sorry.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: TheLance on September 21, 2013, 11:21:35 PM
I confess that my gf of nearly two years and I broke up on Sunday. By Sunday night I had a friend agree to be my FWB. Weve already been enjoyin those benefits for 4 days and I feel nothing for my ex. I love being single.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on September 22, 2013, 12:09:02 AM
I confess that I am really disappointed with GTA V.  Not with the story, but with the smaller mechanics. 
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Darkie on September 22, 2013, 12:17:53 AM
I confess that I sleep snuggled with a Fennec Fox build-a-bear.  His name is Fenrir.  His brother is a wolf that I used to snuggle before I adopted him.  The wolf's name is Idoun.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Natkat on September 22, 2013, 10:19:26 AM
I confess that I just confessed my love for the first time.
His monogamyous marrige with kid, not to mention he dosen't feel the same.
so theres no way I would get anything out of my confession. still did.

Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Marissa on September 22, 2013, 10:25:45 AM
I confess that I'm feeling too lazy today to think of a good confession to share.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on September 25, 2013, 12:17:48 PM
I'm taking a diuretic to help get fluid off my leg and take the swelling down and last night was desperate for a toilet and had to use the bus shelter.Lucky it was 2 30 in the morning!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on September 25, 2013, 03:04:10 PM
I got celulitis,I was a bus driver for 10 years I never heard of pedal edema though.I was walking home from a night out because I missed the last tram
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on September 25, 2013, 11:38:56 PM
I think it's hot when two guys make out.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on September 26, 2013, 01:58:25 AM
When I was a kid one of my favourite tricks was to throw a large rock high in the air and it would land with a crash on the corrugated tin roof of a workman's  hut then rumble down the sloping roof.One day I did this a scream of pain and rage came from within the hut followed by a large,angry,swearing navvy with a wet crotch (he'd spilt his cup of tea on his balls).He asked me if I'd seen anyone throw something on the roof and I gave him the name of the bully in my year who kicked the s*** out of me and stole my dinner money.He complained to my school and the bully got caned by the headmaster
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on September 26, 2013, 03:28:18 AM
Quote from: big kim on September 26, 2013, 01:58:25 AM
When I was a kid one of my favourite tricks was to throw a large rock high in the air and it would land with a crash on the corrugated tin roof of a workman's  hut then rumble down the sloping roof.One day I did this a scream of pain and rage came from within the hut followed by a large,angry,swearing navvy with a wet crotch (he'd spilt his cup of tea on his balls).He asked me if I'd seen anyone throw something on the roof and I gave him the name of the bully in my year who kicked the s*** out of me and stole my dinner money.He complained to my school and the bully got caned by the headmaster

Oh my god! :o

I confess that when a fictional character on TV dies and I don't take them seriously, I laugh at their misfortune.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: MadeleineG on September 28, 2013, 12:19:38 AM
I had blood taken this morning (baseline, yay!). I confess that, exhausted and lightheaded, I was a less than optimally productive worker today.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: TheLance on September 30, 2013, 03:47:42 PM
I confess that my emotions and brain are very confused. So much has happened in the past two weeks, then while taking the bus halfway across the country, we stopped in my hometown and one of my exs who I still had feelings for a long time ago came to see me and talk to me while I waited to board the next bus. I was way too excited to see her, but I have no interest in a relationship...what the hell.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 01, 2013, 04:12:05 AM
I confess that I posted this to have an even amount of posts.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: shiriru on October 07, 2013, 03:23:42 PM
I confess I've never seen Fight Club
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on October 07, 2013, 03:52:26 PM
I confess I laughed when a chav slipped on a barker's egg
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Danielle Emmalee on October 07, 2013, 04:35:09 PM
Quote from: Joules on October 07, 2013, 04:23:05 PM
I confess I had to Google what Kim just said above.

I wish you people would learn English!  You could just say "a young person slipped on a dog turd".  He He He.

I confess I also had no idea what she was talking about and also that I was too lazy to Google it lol
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on October 07, 2013, 05:57:56 PM
I've been pulled up for bad language by Jaimie & Devlyn  so many times I didn't realise dog turd was allowed!I thought barker's egg was more polite.I confess I swear too much,I've been asked if I was a sailor or truck driver by Jaimie
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 07, 2013, 06:08:04 PM
I confess that even though I love Sailor Moon, I have to limited my intake of pictures, discussions, clips, songs, and more of that anime, especially seeing Mamoru and Usagi together because it triggers me.  This includes anything form the 90's era too or non-Sailor Moon songs that remind me of SM.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on October 07, 2013, 09:28:01 PM
Quote from: big kim on October 07, 2013, 05:57:56 PM
I've been pulled up for bad language by Jaimie & Devlyn  so many times I didn't realise dog turd was allowed!I thought barker's egg was more polite.I confess I swear too much,I've been asked if I was a sailor or truck driver by Jaimie

Having had some sea time in my youth, I have a keen appreciation for folks who know how to ... turn a blue streak.  However Susan's desire is that we keep the gratuitous profanity to a minimum.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Darkie on October 07, 2013, 09:34:35 PM
Quote from: Malachite on October 07, 2013, 06:08:04 PM
I confess that even though I love Sailor Moon, I have to limited my intake of pictures, discussions, clips, songs, and more of that anime, especially seeing Mamoru and Usagi together because it triggers me.  This includes anything form the 90's era too or non-Sailor Moon songs that remind me of SM.

Why do Mamoru and Usagi trigger you?
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 07, 2013, 09:48:43 PM
Quote from: Darkie on October 07, 2013, 09:34:35 PM
Why do Mamoru and Usagi trigger you?

Partly bcause of my dysphoria and partly because of a yuri fanfic I'm writing where Usagi isn't paired with him so seeing them together discourages me. 
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Darkie on October 07, 2013, 09:51:38 PM
I confess that when I was in high school, instead of being like the other females in school wanting to marry the Backstreet Boys or Lance Bass, I wanted to marry Quatre Raberba Winner from Gundam Wing.

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages1.wikia.nocookie.net%2F__cb20110109182526%2Fgunfamfanon%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ffb%2FQuatreb.jpg&hash=f2b0d142c593c9d0371b1259746a6761bb516a6c)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Darkie on October 07, 2013, 09:59:20 PM
Quote from: Malachite on October 07, 2013, 09:48:43 PM
Partly bcause of my dysphoria and partly because of a yuri fanfic I'm writing where Usagi isn't paired with him so seeing them together discourages me.

I kinda want to search for Seiya/Usagi fanfics.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 07, 2013, 10:01:30 PM
Quote from: Darkie on October 07, 2013, 09:59:20 PM
I kinda want to search for Seiya/Usagi fanfics.

It's a few good ones on fanfiction.net I've seen that seem to be popular.  There's one in particular on the adult ff site that was really nice containing a honeymoon, but Seiya was male in that one/
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Darkie on October 07, 2013, 10:12:28 PM
Another confession:

I have 4 dreams I've had throughout my past I remember with extreme clarity, even though I have horrible memory:

One when I was younger that it was a volcano and a tornado mixed together which was caused by getting sick from mozzarella sticks while watching Pikes Peak when I was around 10.
One that involved these two buildings with a ladder connecting them horizontally faaaaaar up in the air and you had to either crawl across the top or go across monkey-bar style to get to the other side.  If you fell, you died.
One where people broke into our house and killed my parents and went to shoot me and I woke up before the bullet hit me.  I had this 3 nights in a row and the last night I was successful in being able to manipulate my dreams and Quatre killed the bad guy and took me off into the stars in his Gundam.
AAaaand one where Quatre died in my bathtub.  My husband brought it up the other day, made me laugh he still remembered that.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Apples Mk.II on October 08, 2013, 08:50:43 AM
Ok...

I have some issues with claustrophobia. Small places overloaded with people, tight clothing on the neck, and tiny airplanes. Once the lift was pitch black and I was not carrying a flashlight. I could not enter and I had to go down ten floors ysing the stairs, half crying. It felt like a coffin.




And...

Every time I hear somebody talking nice about Gundam Wing I want to shove a zaku up their bumholes. I can't understand how such a terrible series can have so much nostalgia effect, and well... I only keep my mouth shut because ZZ Gundam exists. Why did Tomino had to listen to his wife after Z Gundam's Blood Bath...
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 08, 2013, 04:55:52 PM
I confess that I'm so deprived of a romantic touch, be it hugging, or holding hands, that it's all new to me and I can't properly react because I've never had those genuine experiences before.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Darkie on October 08, 2013, 05:01:36 PM
Quote from: Apple Sprout on October 08, 2013, 08:50:43 AM
Ok...

I have some issues with claustrophobia. Small places overloaded with people, tight clothing on the neck, and tiny airplanes. Once the lift was pitch black and I was not carrying a flashlight. I could not enter and I had to go down ten floors ysing the stairs, half crying. It felt like a coffin.




And...

Every time I hear somebody talking nice about Gundam Wing I want to shove a zaku up their bumholes. I can't understand how such a terrible series can have so much nostalgia effect, and well... I only keep my mouth shut because ZZ Gundam exists. Why did Tomino had to listen to his wife after Z Gundam's Blood Bath...

It was the first gundam show I ever saw.  I was very depressive and suicidal and anime was my escape.  When I wasn't aware of the boy side of me, Relena was my role model.  She was a strong young woman who knew what she believed in.  I know it may not have an amazing story but because that, DBZ and Sailor Moon basically saved my life, it means the world to me.  Which one is better then?  If I were to broaden my horizons, which one would I pick?
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on October 08, 2013, 06:38:32 PM
I confess I sat around half  dressed most of the day and listened to music or surfed the net pigging out on junk food
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 08, 2013, 06:52:51 PM
Quote from: big kim on October 08, 2013, 06:38:32 PM
I confess I sat around half  dressed most of the day and listened to music or surfed the net pigging out on junk food

I confess that's me everyday.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Constance on October 08, 2013, 09:27:08 PM
I confess that I was researching how to become an escort or join an escort agency.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Apples Mk.II on October 09, 2013, 03:10:01 AM
Quote from: Darkie on October 08, 2013, 05:01:36 PM
It was the first gundam show I ever saw.  I was very depressive and suicidal and anime was my escape.  When I wasn't aware of the boy side of me, Relena was my role model.  She was a strong young woman who knew what she believed in.  I know it may not have an amazing story but because that, DBZ and Sailor Moon basically saved my life, it means the world to me.  Which one is better then?  If I were to broaden my horizons, which one would I pick?

That's the issue. Relena was the only character that acted as a remotely normal person, and one of the reasons to continue that masochistic viewing. Every other character was a complete ->-bleeped-<-tard, specially the Gundam Team, but... Wu Fei... Single reason I've been close to dropping the series. Zechs is probably the blandest Char clone we have gotten, etc... One of Gundam series biggest assets was characters and development, and this one had nothing of it. I was recommended to avoid the series, like "If You are watching Gundam Wing, you are doing it mereley to be able to watch Endless Waltz at the end"

If you want decenf female characters, you have thousands in Gundam, and most of them are in the UC universe. Emma Sheen, Audrey Burne... Officially I started Gundam with 00 (Although it is considered an updated Gundam Wing, it's quite short and likeable), but I already had seen a few episodes of the original.

If you want to start with Gundam, watch 00 first (Anno Domini Universe). If after that you want to go into the official Gundam Universe (Universal Century), use this route:

- Kidou Senshi Gundam, compilation movies. They remove all the toy sellin crap and you have the whole series compressed in 6 hours, plus fixed animation and new parts

- Gundam 0083 Stardust Memory will fix the time gap between the one year war in the original and Z gundam. Very recommended, and  a short series.

- Z Gundam: This one you have to watch it in full, absolutely not recommended to lose anything of these one.

- ZZ Gundam sucks too much, so in the middle is best if you watch the short series like The MS08th Team (The side of the war that happened on earth) and 0080 War in the pocket (How the civilians are affected by the war).

- Finally and after you finish with Z Gundam, you are ready to end the saga with Char's counterattack, the movie that finally closes the first characters stories.



In the end, If you have reached this far, you could go with the lastest series, Gundan Unicorn, and just shout "OHMYGOD" all the time...


On the other hand, just watch GaoGaiGar. As we used to say, "It makes chest hair grow and your dick earns an adittional centimeter with every chapter you watch"
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on October 09, 2013, 04:01:38 AM
I'm selfish, greedy, easy, vindictive, and I'm afraid of death.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on October 09, 2013, 10:47:40 AM
I confess that in the winter of early 1979 it was so cold that I took my Triumph motorbike in the house to work on it.Sure enough I got oil on the carpet but managed to cover it by moving the sofa a couple of inches to the right and subtly moving the rest of the furniture.I got away with that one,my Dad's on his second house move since then and he knows nothing about it
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: FTMDiaries on October 09, 2013, 11:04:10 AM
I confess that I'm thrilled that the weather is about to get colder tonight... because it means I can finally start some serious weight training on my arms & chest without my family spotting what I'm up to. It's difficult to hide massive biceps under a t-shirt! ;)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 09, 2013, 03:32:45 PM
I confess that I may chicken out of that dispatching job so I'm going to look into working part time into UPS....if their website ever becomes user-friendly.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Darkie on October 09, 2013, 07:11:36 PM
Quote from: Apple Sprout on October 09, 2013, 03:10:01 AM
That's the issue. Relena was the only character that acted as a remotely normal person, and one of the reasons to continue that masochistic viewing. Every other character was a complete ->-bleeped-<-tard, specially the Gundam Team, but... Wu Fei... Single reason I've been close to dropping the series. Zechs is probably the blandest Char clone we have gotten, etc... One of Gundam series biggest assets was characters and development, and this one had nothing of it. I was recommended to avoid the series, like "If You are watching Gundam Wing, you are doing it mereley to be able to watch Endless Waltz at the end"

If you want decenf female characters, you have thousands in Gundam, and most of them are in the UC universe. Emma Sheen, Audrey Burne... Officially I started Gundam with 00 (Although it is considered an updated Gundam Wing, it's quite short and likeable), but I already had seen a few episodes of the original.



I personally loved Gundam Wing because it was all I had access to at the time.  I grew up on that and Ronin Warriors too, but Gundam really stuck with me.  I tried watching the one with Amaro in it but as much as I love Brad Swaile doing Quatre I couldn't STAND him doing Amaro and stopped watching it.  So the only Gundam shows I have seen are Wing and G. And a few episodes of whatever one Amaro is in.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Apples Mk.II on October 10, 2013, 07:20:48 AM
Quote from: Darkie on October 09, 2013, 07:11:36 PM
I personally loved Gundam Wing because it was all I had access to at the time.  I grew up on that and Ronin Warriors too, but Gundam really stuck with me.  I tried watching the one with Amaro in it but as much as I love Brad Swaile doing Quatre I couldn't STAND him doing Amaro and stopped watching it.  So the only Gundam shows I have seen are Wing and G. And a few episodes of whatever one Amaro is in.

Wow, Ronin Warriors... Almost forgot about it and how it was renamed here (not a single character kept the name):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX-p3NCiP-8

Here we got it post Saint Seiya, hoping to cash in the "Kids in cool armor and martial arts" fad (toyline included). Sadly, it was swept by the anti-anime "tv for kids without violence" wave of the early nineties and it was never aired again. Toilet paper samurais, I used to call it (cue the amor up sequence).


Ok, next confession: I still haven't been able to put a bra from behind. I have to put the lock on the front and roll them... And I ain't improving with time.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 10, 2013, 11:05:40 AM
I confess that I dislike manmade bodies of water.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 10, 2013, 10:45:56 PM
I confess that I am a Juggalo and I have been one for several years now.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Darkie on October 10, 2013, 10:49:43 PM
Quote from: Malachite on October 10, 2013, 10:45:56 PM
I confess that I am a Juggalo and I have been one for several years now.

I think after all the talk of strip clubs in GTA this doesn't really surprise me.

Quote from: Liam Erik on October 10, 2013, 10:48:36 PM
I confess I have no idea what that means and that I currently have a cat squeak-snoring into my elbow, and that I'm going to disturb him because I have to get up.

That sounds like the cutest thing I have ever heard.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on October 10, 2013, 10:57:04 PM
Quote from: Malachite on October 10, 2013, 10:45:56 PM
I confess that I am a Juggalo and I have been one for several years now.

YOU ARE NOT!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: FTMDiaries on October 11, 2013, 04:18:33 AM
I confess that after my second T shot yesterday, I'm suddenly feeling a tiny bit of roid rage today. I must keep a close eye on that...
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Apples Mk.II on October 11, 2013, 07:05:57 AM
Quote from: Malachite on October 10, 2013, 10:45:56 PM
I confess that I am a Juggalo and I have been one for several years now.


Still better than a hipster or a pijo.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Darkie on October 11, 2013, 09:50:13 AM
Quote from: Apple Sprout on October 11, 2013, 07:05:57 AM

Still better than a hipster or a pijo.

I confess that I am a MLP hipster.  All these kids are like YAY. FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC.

I'm over in my corner going YAY. GEN 1 is BETTER.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: CalmRage on October 11, 2013, 05:43:28 PM
I confess that I wash myself with a rag on a stick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 11, 2013, 08:43:48 PM
I confess when I turn water on, I let it run for a second before filling it up with my bottle due to an experience in middle school.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Lauren5 on October 11, 2013, 08:46:19 PM
I confess...
only after being strapped to the comfy chair!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: LordKAT on October 11, 2013, 08:46:40 PM
I was taught to let the water run before using it for cooking or drinking. Why would that be odd?
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 11, 2013, 08:48:21 PM
Quote from: LordKAT on October 11, 2013, 08:46:40 PM
I was taught to let the water run before using it for cooking or drinking. Why would that be odd?

It's odd for me because I would never think of doing that.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Constance on October 11, 2013, 08:59:30 PM
I confess I'm nervous about my 25th high school reunion tomorrow. I've never been to a reunion before, and it was a Catholic all-boys high school. They've changed my name and gender in their records; I have confirmation of that. But still, I'm nervous.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Lauren5 on October 11, 2013, 09:04:11 PM
Quote from: Constance on October 11, 2013, 08:59:30 PMI confess I'm nervous about my 25th high school reunion tomorrow. I've never been to a reunion before, and it was a Catholic all-boys high school. They've changed my name and gender in their records; I have confirmation of that. But still, I'm nervous.
You have every right to. Man, are you so brave. I doubt I could do a thing like that. You're awesome :)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: V M on October 11, 2013, 09:14:28 PM
I confess...

I've never gone to a high school reunion, there isn't anyone there that I would care to see  :laugh:
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Constance on October 11, 2013, 09:23:18 PM
Quote from: Willow on October 11, 2013, 09:04:11 PM
You have every right to. Man, are you so brave. I doubt I could do a thing like that. You're awesome :)
Thanks Willow.

I'll be going with one of my closest friends from school, so it's not like I'm going alone face first into the teeth of hell. I don't really know what to expect, but I'm hoping for the best.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Lauren5 on October 11, 2013, 09:33:47 PM
Quote from: Constance on October 11, 2013, 09:23:18 PMThanks Willow.
I'll be going with one of my closest friends from school, so it's not like I'm going alone face first into the teeth of hell. I don't really know what to expect, but I'm hoping for the best.
Hope you have a nice time.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 11, 2013, 10:22:33 PM
I confess that I posted right now "just because".
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on October 12, 2013, 12:56:21 AM
Quote from: Constance on October 11, 2013, 08:59:30 PM
I confess I'm nervous about my 25th high school reunion tomorrow. I've never been to a reunion before, and it was a Catholic all-boys high school. They've changed my name and gender in their records; I have confirmation of that. But still, I'm nervous.
It will be great and you'll love it!I went to my school reunion for the first time 10 years ago,I even discovered relatives I didn't know about.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on October 12, 2013, 03:27:51 AM
I dislike standing in front of the window by our dining area. It feels like someone in the house across from ours is trying to snipe me. (likely because it's always dark in there with a little part of their shades open >.>)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on October 12, 2013, 03:44:36 AM
Quote from: Constance on October 11, 2013, 08:59:30 PM
I confess I'm nervous about my 25th high school reunion tomorrow. I've never been to a reunion before, and it was a Catholic all-boys high school. They've changed my name and gender in their records; I have confirmation of that. But still, I'm nervous.

Hold your head high!  Good luck.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Darkie on October 12, 2013, 11:28:22 PM
I confess...

...
...
...
I think I'm a fake.  That I'm not really transgender or genderfluid and that I'm just a confused girl who just needs to be locked up in a nuthouse.  I can't shake off what my friend said to me tonight about how she thinks I just say that for attention.  The more I sit here the more it plays in my head.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Sephirah on October 12, 2013, 11:34:23 PM
Quote from: Darkie on October 12, 2013, 11:28:22 PM
I confess...

...
...
...
I think I'm a fake.  That I'm not really transgender or genderfluid and that I'm just a confused girl who just needs to be locked up in a nuthouse.  I can't shake off what my friend said to me tonight about how she thinks I just say that for attention.  The more I sit here the more it plays in my head.

The emboldened part of your quote... that doesn't make it true, sweetie. You know yourself better than anyone else knows you. And you always will.

*big hug*

Often, people who tell us we do things for attention are just envious because as a byproduct of the truth, we sometimes get it. It says more about them than about you.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Darkie on October 12, 2013, 11:38:49 PM
Quote from: Sephirah on October 12, 2013, 11:34:23 PM
The emboldened part of your quote... that doesn't make it true, sweetie. You know yourself better than anyone else knows you. And you always will.

*big hug*

Often, people who tell us we do things for attention are just envious because as a byproduct of the truth, we sometimes get it. It says more about them than about you.

What if she is right? What if I'm just messed up in the head?  I am timid and I don't act all "manly man" when I'm presenting male.  Because of her telling me this, I don't feel comfortable dressing male at conventions, which was my only place I could.  I can wear androgynous clothes to school, but it isn't the same.  I've lost what I thought was my safe haven.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 12, 2013, 11:44:36 PM
Quote from: Darkie on October 12, 2013, 11:38:49 PM
What if she is right? What if I'm just messed up in the head?  I am timid and I don't act all "manly man" when I'm presenting male.  Because of her telling me this, I don't feel comfortable dressing male at conventions, which was my only place I could.  I can wear androgynous clothes to school, but it isn't the same.  I've lost what I thought was my safe haven.

Well, if she's right, what's the worst thing that can happen?
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Darkie on October 12, 2013, 11:56:05 PM
Quote from: Malachite on October 12, 2013, 11:44:36 PM
Well, if she's right, what's the worst thing that can happen?

That everything about my personality and who I am is a lie.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Sephirah on October 12, 2013, 11:56:55 PM
Quote from: Darkie on October 12, 2013, 11:38:49 PM
What if she is right? What if I'm just messed up in the head?  I am timid and I don't act all "manly man" when I'm presenting male.  Because of her telling me this, I don't feel comfortable dressing male at conventions, which was my only place I could.  I can wear androgynous clothes to school, but it isn't the same.  I've lost what I thought was my safe haven.

Okay, let me ask you a question.

Suppose you were the only person on a desert island. There was no one else around you for a thousand miles. And with you on this island was everything you needed to present as male. Absolutely everything. Would you do it?
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Darkie on October 13, 2013, 12:01:19 AM
Quote from: Sephirah on October 12, 2013, 11:56:55 PM
Okay, let me ask you a question.

Suppose you were the only person on a desert island. There was no one else around you for a thousand miles. And with you on this island was everything you needed to present as male. Absolutely everything. Would you do it?

Yes. 
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Sephirah on October 13, 2013, 12:05:47 AM
Quote from: Darkie on October 13, 2013, 12:01:19 AM
Yes. 

Right. Then what your friend said was incorrect, sweetie. Simple as that. You still want to be yourself, regardless of who does or doesn't see. That isn't doing it for attention. It's doing it to be you.

Also, for what it's worth, quite a lot of guys don't act like "manly men", unless they're surrounded by others acting like "manly men" and trying to show off. That is in no way a reflection on what sort of a guy you are. You're your own person. Always will be. Act the way that's true to you.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 13, 2013, 12:07:34 AM
Quote from: Darkie on October 12, 2013, 11:56:05 PM
That everything about my personality and who I am is a lie.

Well do you think you're doing it for attention?
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Darkie on October 13, 2013, 12:25:03 AM
Quote from: Malachite on October 13, 2013, 12:07:34 AM
Well do you think you're doing it for attention?

No...
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 13, 2013, 12:48:00 AM
Quote from: Darkie on October 13, 2013, 12:25:03 AM
No...

Then what that person says is invalid.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Constance on October 13, 2013, 01:14:30 AM
Quote from: Jamie de la Rosa on October 12, 2013, 03:44:36 AM
Hold your head high!  Good luck.
In confess I enjoyed my reunion. There weren't many from the class '88, maybe about 7 of us. No one batted an eye when they called us up for a group picture, and a woman joined the group of Serra men...

(https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/q79/1381721_522167291205203_902649601_n.jpg)

My, how I've changed.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on October 13, 2013, 06:25:54 AM
I confess that I'm shallow when it comes to looks in a relationship and I don't care if anyone judges me for it. I am not obligated to consider dating everyone just because I like them, I want to be with a reasonably attractive man close enough to my age AND with a great personality or not at all.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on October 13, 2013, 07:38:23 AM
Quote from: <3 on October 13, 2013, 04:07:26 AM
I am attracted to transgender women that don't "pass" and especially ones with a male voice...
Would like to meet you,I sound like Lemmy from Motorhead!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Apples Mk.II on October 13, 2013, 07:40:13 AM
I have never been able to BBQ that pile of MLP G4 stuff I tell to people I already got rid off. If somebody asks me about MLP I act as if was something I barely heard in the 80's.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Darkie on October 13, 2013, 09:48:09 AM
Quote from: Apple Sprout on October 13, 2013, 07:40:13 AM
I have never been able to BBQ that pile of MLP G4 stuff I tell to people I already got rid off. If somebody asks me about MLP I act as if was something I barely heard in the 80's.

...I love Gen 1.  Firefly and Bowtie forever.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 13, 2013, 11:30:01 AM
I confess I'm playing GTA V.
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Post by: Darkie on October 13, 2013, 11:46:35 AM
I confess I am watching clips of Toph from Avatar even though I never watched enough for her to be on the show when I was watching it.  I just love Toph.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 16, 2013, 07:26:50 PM
I confess that I really don't care about much other than video games.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on October 17, 2013, 12:00:42 PM
Double confession not only did I tell my sister Bird's Eye fish fingers were really made from bird's eyes but I also posted it in the wrong section
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Post by: big kim on October 17, 2013, 01:07:26 PM
Never thought of that one,she's 53 now and I don't think she'll fall for it!
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Post by: King Malachite on October 17, 2013, 01:09:59 PM
I confess I'm sleepy.
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Post by: King Malachite on October 19, 2013, 09:38:37 PM
I confess that every time I come into an energy drink, I play the song "Milquetoast" by Helmet while opening it up watching an MMA fight and I pretty much imitate Gideon from "The Crow" when he takes a drink that Top Dollar's servant pours for him.  Good times
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: MadeleineG on October 20, 2013, 02:02:14 AM
Quote from: big kim on October 13, 2013, 07:38:23 AM
Would like to meet you,I sound like Lemmy from Motorhead!

I love Lemmy!!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: MadeleineG on October 20, 2013, 02:04:01 AM
Quote from: Joules on October 17, 2013, 12:07:58 PM
He He you should tell her Girl Scout cookies are made from real Girl Scouts

and don't forget this...
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aspidesutures.com%2Fimages%2Fproducts%2Fbox-absorbable-suture-plain-catgut.jpg&hash=976c09e3ee9bf3e5160b5184639cf5945463c32f)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 20, 2013, 02:04:51 AM
Quote from: Just Gwynne! on October 20, 2013, 02:02:14 AM
I love Lemmy!!

Me too!


Oh and "no" ;)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: MadeleineG on October 20, 2013, 02:11:58 AM
Quote from: Malachite on October 20, 2013, 02:04:51 AM
Me too!


Oh and "no" ;)

:D
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on October 21, 2013, 02:17:34 AM
I confess that around 30 years ago I was at a loose end one evening in London and saw Blackpool were playing Charlton.I thought I'd watch the game and went into the wrong end and found myself surrounded by Charlton fans.A huge skinhead then spent the entire game telling me what he was going to do to any f****** Blackpool fans if he caught them.Luckily for me I was able to fake a convincing Cockney accent and escaped unscathed!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: FTMDiaries on October 21, 2013, 08:56:11 AM
I confess that HRT is doing marvellous things to my libido. And that's more than enough detail for that subject.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 21, 2013, 08:58:21 AM
I confess that I hate driving with a passion.
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Post by: Danielle Emmalee on October 21, 2013, 06:53:58 PM
I confess that if a post does not start with a capital letter, I am less likely to read it.
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Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on October 21, 2013, 08:46:17 PM
I confess that I love Techno music.
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Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on October 21, 2013, 09:23:16 PM
Quote from: Miss Bungle on October 21, 2013, 08:51:43 PM
I can get into a very small amount of Techno stuff.

I love lots of it! Always have. Makes me feel young, alive, and ready to party. ^.^
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Darkie on October 21, 2013, 09:53:25 PM
I confess I've been playing Pokemon all day.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 21, 2013, 11:58:08 PM
I confess that I'm about to play GTA V online.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 22, 2013, 12:12:48 AM
Quote from: Miss Bungle on October 22, 2013, 12:03:11 AM
No...really? Wow...that's amazing!

I confess that....wait for it...this is going to totally blow you away: I AM A TOTAL PORTIA PORCUPINE FANATIC!!

You never would have guessed, eh?

:D

Nope, I couldn't have.

I confess that I stil haven't played GTA V Online

Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 22, 2013, 12:33:17 AM
Quote from: Miss Bungle on October 22, 2013, 12:17:37 AM
Why not?

I left a pot on for too long so the house was filled with smoke.  Now all of my windows are open and fans are on.  Even my clothes smell like smoke.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on October 22, 2013, 03:10:31 AM
I confess I once drove someone's car by mistake.I opened the door of a brown Ford Cortina,started it and then saw my identical car as I drove past it in the supermarket car park
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 29, 2013, 11:10:37 PM
I confess that I told my sister that I have a tendency to exhalt myself higher than I ought to (not to the level of God, even though I also confess that I wished I was God, but, just thinking of myself high and mighty) and that it is a sin as it's a form a pride but I refuse to repent of it. 
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Post by: big kim on October 30, 2013, 03:58:25 AM
I have not 1 but 2 knitting needle confessions,I confess that as a kid I was fascinated by this little round thing that was on the top of Mum's knitting needle.When you turned the dials the numbers changed and no amount of thick ears could stop me playing with it.
I confess that when I broke my arm I bent every one of Mum's knitting needles scratching inside my plaster cast.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: V M on October 30, 2013, 04:16:24 AM
Uh oh, knitting needle abuse  :eusa_naughty:
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 30, 2013, 11:42:15 AM
I confess that I constantly suffer from cognitive dissonance, especially with religion.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on October 30, 2013, 11:47:43 AM
I confess that I didn't know what cognitive dissonance was and had to look it up.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on October 30, 2013, 11:52:15 AM
Quote from: ~RoadToTrista~ on October 30, 2013, 11:47:43 AM
I confess that I didn't know what cognitive dissonance was and had to look it up.

You could have just played Spec Ops: The Line  :P
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on November 01, 2013, 05:03:58 PM
I confess that I love for my ego to be stroked.  One of the ways to my heart other than video games is my ego.  I love it when people stroke my ego.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on November 01, 2013, 06:06:19 PM
Quote from: Joules on November 01, 2013, 06:03:44 PM
That and chocolate pudding, big guy.

I like the chocolate pudding that has the light brown layer in the middle.  I haven't had any of that in a while.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: maximusloverus on November 02, 2013, 02:56:11 AM
I confess that my ultimate triumph will be at my high school reunion when everyone is bragging about their Phd's or businesses and ill just say "oh yeah well I have a penis."  :D
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on November 02, 2013, 04:14:38 AM
I confess that I'm super nosy. I often like to learn about famous people's lives, and I also enjoy listening to other people's conversations. :D
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on November 02, 2013, 11:37:28 AM
I confess that one time I thought I was in the "do I pass as a female" section of this forum and saw someone's picture and I told them yeah they totally passed.

Then I realized I was in the "do I pass as a male" thread. >.>
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: MadeleineG on November 02, 2013, 12:48:48 PM
Quote from: maximusloverus on November 02, 2013, 02:56:11 AM
I confess that my ultimate triumph will be at my high school reunion when everyone is bragging about their Phd's or businesses and ill just say "oh yeah well I have a penis."  :D

You could introduce yourself as a "Doctor of Phallosophy"
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: LordKAT on November 02, 2013, 01:28:23 PM
Quote from: Just Gwynne! on November 02, 2013, 12:48:48 PM
You could introduce yourself as a "Doctor of Phallosophy"

Love this.


I confess, I wish someone could recognize that I need help, not just words.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: LordKAT on November 02, 2013, 02:57:36 PM
Quote from: Joules on November 02, 2013, 01:34:55 PM
Sorry Big K, that's mostly what we have here.  Not sure what I could offer in terms of something more tangible.

Thanks much for responding.

I know and appreciate all I get from here. Unfortunately, the help I need is more physical. It is hard to pack and move when you have a restriction of lifting 10 pounds occasionally at max and no reaching over shoulder height. That doesn't even let me get the full boxes out of the way or even to pack many things.

Sadly, I admit to needing a keeper, doubt that will ever happen.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on November 04, 2013, 12:02:06 AM
Quote from: maximusloverus on November 02, 2013, 02:56:11 AM
I confess that my ultimate triumph will be at my high school reunion when everyone is bragging about their Phd's or businesses and ill just say "oh yeah well I have a penis."  :D

:o  :o  :o  8)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Makalii on November 04, 2013, 08:30:35 AM
I confess I was looking through the ftm boards trying to find pictures of some hot guys...

I also confess, I was successful... :3
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: LordKAT on November 04, 2013, 08:56:10 AM
Quote from: Makalii on November 04, 2013, 08:30:35 AM
I confess I was looking through the ftm boards trying to find pictures of some hot guys...

I also confess, I was successful... :3

I confess I wasn't one of them.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on November 07, 2013, 10:11:44 AM
I confess that I used to think lavender tuxedos were hideous.
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Post by: big kim on December 27, 2013, 01:59:10 PM
I dodged paying the conductor on the tram twice this week
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Post by: Ms Grace on December 27, 2013, 02:31:36 PM
That stupid little poem about girls being made of sugar and spice and all things nice and boys being made of frogs, snails and puppy dogs tails made me angry and dysphoric when I was about 7 years old. Still does!!!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on December 27, 2013, 03:22:00 PM
Quote from: ~RoadToTrista~ on October 30, 2013, 11:47:43 AM
I confess that I didn't know what cognitive dissonance was and had to look it up.

I confess that I forgot what it meant again.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: LordKAT on December 27, 2013, 05:08:46 PM
I confess,..I wondered where this thread had gone off to.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: JRD on December 27, 2013, 05:10:43 PM
I ain't confessing to nothing! You'll never break me! 
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Post by: Devlyn on December 27, 2013, 05:24:11 PM
I confess that ve haf vays of making you talk.
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Post by: JRD on December 27, 2013, 05:31:49 PM
 :icon_nosebleed: :icon_omfg: :eusa_silenced:
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Post by: Jamie D on December 28, 2013, 02:55:51 AM
Quote from: Ms Grace on December 27, 2013, 02:31:36 PM
That stupid little poem about girls being made of sugar and spice and all things nice and boys being made of frogs, snails and puppy dogs tails made me angry and dysphoric when I was about 7 years old. Still does!!!

Boys come from Jupiter because they're stupider, Girls come from Mars because they're super stars
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Post by: DirtyFox on December 28, 2013, 02:58:12 AM
Quote from: maximusloverus on November 02, 2013, 02:56:11 AM
I confess that my ultimate triumph will be at my high school reunion when everyone is bragging about their Phd's or businesses and ill just say "oh yeah well I have a penis."  :D
Totally made my night ;D
Much love
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on December 28, 2013, 02:58:59 AM
I confess that I wanted to confess more things but this thread was dead for like a month until recently and I was too lazy to look for it.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on December 28, 2013, 03:17:12 AM
I think the "Santa knows who's been naughty or nice" angle played into it.

December is a bad time to fess up to the naughty stuff.  Talk to me on 01 January  :o
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Cindy on December 28, 2013, 03:25:07 AM
Quote from: Jamie D on December 28, 2013, 03:17:12 AM
I think the "Santa knows who's been naughty or nice" angle played into it.

December is a bad time to fess up to the naughty stuff.  Talk to me on 01 January  :o

I confess my birthday is 01 January and I insist on being worshiped!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jenny07 on December 28, 2013, 03:38:29 AM
Quote from: Cindy on December 28, 2013, 03:25:07 AM
I confess my birthday is 01 January and I insist on being worshiped!

We are not worthy!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Cindy on December 28, 2013, 03:43:01 AM
I know.

But now you know why you have the fireworks!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jamie D on December 28, 2013, 03:45:12 AM
Quote from: Cindy on December 28, 2013, 03:25:07 AM
I confess my birthday is 01 January and I insist on being worshiped!

Gregorian or Julian calendar??   >:-)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jenny07 on December 28, 2013, 03:45:46 AM
Well you will definitely get a big bang out of it.
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Post by: Cindy on December 28, 2013, 03:49:32 AM
Gregorian or Julian calendar??

Goddesses transcend calenders!

Well you will definitely get a big bang out of it.

Certainly hope so, the rations have been damn short recently :laugh:
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Post by: Jenny07 on December 28, 2013, 04:05:36 AM
So when are you back on solids?
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Cindy on December 28, 2013, 04:08:32 AM
Quote from: Jenny07 on December 28, 2013, 04:05:36 AM
So when are you back on solids?

As soon as I can swallow.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Missy~rmdlm on December 28, 2013, 06:55:47 AM
I confess, I have been having erotic dreams about guys. This really isn't that big of a deal since I have always been at least bi-curious. But still it's rather shocking to me.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on December 28, 2013, 05:03:03 PM
I confess that I barely have the slightest clue as to how to take care of my hair when out of braids because of the extreme dysphoria it gives  me.  I'm hoping it gets to a point where it gets so bad that all of it has to be cut off.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: MadeleineG on December 28, 2013, 10:41:03 PM
I confess that, although I don't smite people myself, I'm always morbidly fascinated when I see that someone has receiving a bunch of them.

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fespliego.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F01%2Fmonster-1.jpg&hash=60ccf0e1d296d4e7a2c0a8192536630a034ea279)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on December 29, 2013, 12:11:39 AM
I confess that it's hard for me to play Monopoly because I don't like spending money.
Title: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emo on January 05, 2014, 08:04:39 PM
I confess i have a crush on robert downey jr and a girl crush on ann hathaway. :3
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on January 05, 2014, 08:29:21 PM
I confess that my avatar reflects how I'm feeling right now.
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Post by: LJP on January 05, 2014, 08:36:34 PM
Quote from: ~RoadToTrista~ on February 06, 2013, 05:51:26 PM
I like Monster High. >.>

I confess that I'm obsessed with any meme with a raccoon in it. Also I confess while Christmas shopping I bought monster high dolls for the girls( wanted to buy the day of the dead one for myself).
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jessica Merriman on January 05, 2014, 08:45:38 PM
I confess to owning far too much non age appropriate sexy clothes than I should.  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: ~RoadToTrista~ on January 05, 2014, 08:51:38 PM
I confess that I'm wondering if there's sexy clothes made specifically for old people now.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jessica Merriman on January 05, 2014, 08:54:34 PM
Quote from: ~RoadToTrista~ on January 05, 2014, 08:51:38 PM
I confess that I'm wondering if there's sexy clothes made specifically for old people now.

OK, I am not THAT old! *giggles* ;D
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: MadeleineG on January 05, 2014, 08:59:21 PM
I confess that I failed to accomplish a few goals I'd set for myself for my vacation. Tomorrow, I go back to work so it's too late.  :-\
Title: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emo on January 05, 2014, 09:13:51 PM
I confess... I like guys putting their arm around my waist... Gives me chills...
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jessica Merriman on January 05, 2014, 09:15:38 PM
Quote from: Emo on January 05, 2014, 09:13:51 PM
I confess... I like guys putting their arm around my waist... Gives me chills...
I confess, just reading that did it to me! :o
Title: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emo on January 05, 2014, 09:21:38 PM
Gave you chills?
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Post by: DriftingCrow on January 05, 2014, 09:25:23 PM
Quote from: Malachite on January 05, 2014, 08:29:21 PM
I confess that my avatar reflects how I'm feeling right now.

Why are you sad?
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jessica Merriman on January 05, 2014, 09:34:16 PM
Quote from: Emo on January 05, 2014, 09:21:38 PM
Gave you chills?
Of course! I would love to have that happen as well. A man putting his arm around me and pulling me close. You know, respective and protective. Sorry, I must be in a poetic frame of mind tonight.  :)
Title: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emo on January 05, 2014, 09:45:03 PM
Im a bit romantic tonite..
I just want to cuddle with his arm around me in front of a warm fire, with nothing on my mind but him and the comfort between us.
Cleche? Yes. Right? YES!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Missy~rmdlm on January 05, 2014, 11:04:02 PM
I confess I always thought Darth Vader was being charitable calling the Millennium Falcon a "ship."

He should have said: "Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that broken down barnacle barge, not excuses."
Title: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emo on January 05, 2014, 11:21:49 PM

Quote from: Casey Danielle on January 05, 2014, 11:16:40 PM
This.  Can't say for sure that I like it because I've never experienced it, but the thought of it is like.....ahhh yes please.
I actually did today. It wasnt a bf gf kinda thing, but an unintentional walking talking kinda thing... And i must confess... It set off my feminine side to an absurd degree. Im just glad i didnt show it or things would get awkward.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Danielle Emmalee on January 05, 2014, 11:25:53 PM
I confess that makes me sad and lonely but also hopeful.
Title: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emo on January 05, 2014, 11:31:16 PM
I confess id do it to you just so you could know the feeling. :blushies:
Title: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emo on January 05, 2014, 11:38:17 PM
I confess that was a bit awkward... >_>
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: LordKAT on January 06, 2014, 12:10:10 AM
Quote from: Emo on January 05, 2014, 11:38:17 PM
I confess that was a bit awkward... >_>

Not really, snuggles are needed. There is a hug bank running around here which should show you how much.
Title: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emo on January 06, 2014, 12:12:52 AM
I love snuggles. And hugs. Im a big hugger. :)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Jessica Merriman on January 06, 2014, 01:50:05 AM
Quote from: LordKAT on January 06, 2014, 12:10:10 AM
Not really, snuggles are needed.
Sigh! They sure are. ;) I use to be little Miss personal space limits, but now, I would love to snuggle all the time. :-*
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: amber1964 on January 06, 2014, 05:35:14 AM
I will make two. I am anorexic, from what I am told fairly severe. No weight is thin enough. Eating is often hard work and I rarely consume over 500 calories a day.

I will also confess that in spite of being intensely private I reded my truck and motorcycle in pink. Pretty stupid, but I love how they look
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on January 06, 2014, 05:42:34 AM
Quote from: amber1964 on January 06, 2014, 05:35:14 AM
I will make two. I am anorexic, from what I am told fairly severe. No weight is thin enough. Eating is often hard work and I rarely consume over 500 calories a day.

I will also confess that in spite of being intensely private I reded my truck and motorcycle in pink. Pretty stupid, but I love how they look
Nothing wrong with that!A 1970 Barbie pink Dodge Superbee has been on my car wish list since I was 12.A friend got one which was to expensive for me and immediately had it sprayed orange!
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: amber1964 on January 06, 2014, 06:38:05 AM
Thank-you. My truck is a ford expedition, pink trim and lace painting outside, pink leopard skin interior, I love it. My bike is a Hayabusa, too fast for this old lady now but its truly pretty. But still I remain a study in contradicitions, intensely private from a liftime of experience but with a beautiful malibu barbie bursting to get out. |Even I dont understand it.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Sheala on January 06, 2014, 07:17:26 AM
I confess......

hmmm what do i confess.....

confess that i proudly admit that im trans, but the frase still scares the crap out of me. untill early last year it never crossed my mind that i was, was confuesd and had thoughs, but never thought that i was. I went from 0 to all out in 6 months....... wow thats fast. looking back time does fly.
Title: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emo on January 06, 2014, 12:58:01 PM

Quote from: Sheala on January 06, 2014, 07:17:26 AM
I confess......

hmmm what do i confess.....

confess that i proudly admit that im trans, but the frase still scares the crap out of me. untill early last year it never crossed my mind that i was, was confuesd and had thoughs, but never thought that i was.
I agree 1000%
I feels the same.
Title: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emo on January 09, 2014, 11:41:40 PM
I confess... I want sour gummy worms. :3
Title: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emo on January 09, 2014, 11:51:49 PM

Quote from: Casey Danielle on January 09, 2014, 11:50:44 PM
Sugar free ones?
Hell to the nah, girlfriend.
Im not into losing weight that way.
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: King Malachite on January 10, 2014, 01:28:03 AM
I confess that I tend to be emotionally needy.
Title: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emo on January 10, 2014, 12:58:56 PM
I confess that i am too..
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on January 10, 2014, 01:10:38 PM
I confess I was in a rush to open the bar and wrote what i thought was PUBLIC BAR OPEN on the black board.I found out why everyone was laughing when I saw I had written PUBIC BAR OPEN.
Title: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emo on January 10, 2014, 01:15:54 PM

Quote from: big kim on January 10, 2014, 01:10:38 PM
I confess I was in a rush to open the bar and wrote what i thought was PUBLIC BAR OPEN on the black board.I found out why everyone was laughing when I saw I had written PUBIC BAR OPEN.
XD
how many "scavengers" walked in? :p
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on January 10, 2014, 01:24:07 PM
Even less than usual!
Title: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emo on January 10, 2014, 01:31:52 PM

Quote from: big kim on January 10, 2014, 01:24:07 PM
Even less than usual!
Lol. Wow.
I guess noone likes being open about it. :p
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: big kim on January 12, 2014, 02:16:46 PM
I confess I've been receiving obscene phone calls so the next time he came on I farted down the telephone
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: V M on January 12, 2014, 04:24:55 PM
Quote from: big kim on January 12, 2014, 02:16:46 PM
I confess I've been receiving obscene phone calls so the next time he came on I farted down the telephone

Hee Hee... Good job!!!  :laugh:
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Marieee on January 12, 2014, 04:34:47 PM
Quote from: Jessica Merriman on January 05, 2014, 08:45:38 PM
I confess to owning far too much non age appropriate sexy clothes than I should.  :embarrassed:
Rock it Girl! :)

Um I confess I need to do more erotic shopping. ;)
Title: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emo on January 12, 2014, 04:41:41 PM
I confess i have never worn anything erotic...

I also confess i never liked tea until i tried mint tea today. :)
Title: Re: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: MadeleineG on January 12, 2014, 05:12:43 PM
Quote from: Emo on January 12, 2014, 04:41:41 PM
I also confess i never liked tea until i tried mint tea today. :)

you should try a chai latte  :D
Title: I CONFESS ... Part 2
Post by: Emo on January 12, 2014, 05:16:29 PM

Quote from: Gwynne on January 12, 2014, 05:12:43 PM
you should try a chai latte  :D
Whats that?
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Post by: MadeleineG on January 12, 2014, 05:18:32 PM
Honey-sweeted spiced black tea with frothed milk. It's delicious

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stephaniekeenan.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F12%2Fchai_latte_large.gif&hash=5741f63f4efa6a2a48c52366d227aca581c0bde8)
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Post by: Emo on January 12, 2014, 05:21:54 PM
Interesting... Idk if i like black tea tho.
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Post by: MadeleineG on January 12, 2014, 05:25:21 PM
Quote from: Emo on January 12, 2014, 05:21:54 PM
Interesting... Idk if i like black tea tho.

The tea is in there, but the flavours that really stand out are cinnamon, cardamom, honey, and clove.
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Post by: Emo on January 12, 2014, 05:27:28 PM
I love cinamine! even if i cant spell it!
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Post by: MadeleineG on January 12, 2014, 05:32:00 PM
Try one and let me know :P

They're to die for!
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Post by: Emo on January 12, 2014, 05:34:44 PM
Where can i find it professionally made?
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Post by: MadeleineG on January 12, 2014, 05:38:15 PM
Most coffee shops serve them.

Starbucks does one that isn't half-bad.

That being said, your best bet is a good indian restaurant.
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Post by: Emo on January 12, 2014, 05:39:55 PM
If i knew where one was id go to it.
What about panera?
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Post by: MadeleineG on January 12, 2014, 05:44:09 PM
Quote from: Emo on January 12, 2014, 05:39:55 PM
If i knew where one was id go to it.
What about panera?

Panera's a very good choice.

I love their little breakfast souffles

I just checked their online menu and they do serve it.

Chai Tea Latte

Freshly brewed black tea with honey, vanilla, cardamom, cinnamon, ginger and foamed milk.


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Post by: Emo on January 12, 2014, 06:00:22 PM
Ill try it tomorrow. Thanks for the recommend. d(^__^)
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Post by: Emo on January 13, 2014, 06:00:43 PM
I confess i have a growing crush on a member here... >__>
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Post by: MadeleineG on January 13, 2014, 06:42:54 PM
Noellw, did you try the chai!?  ;D
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Post by: Emo on January 13, 2014, 06:50:23 PM
No..
When i got there the line was too long.
Im gonna try to get there earlier next time. Sorry.
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Post by: MadeleineG on January 13, 2014, 06:53:53 PM
don't apologize, silly
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Post by: Emo on January 13, 2014, 06:55:32 PM
Okay. Im not sorry.
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Post by: MadeleineG on January 13, 2014, 06:58:33 PM
Quote from: Emo on January 13, 2014, 06:55:32 PM
Okay. Im not sorry.

Good.
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Post by: King Malachite on January 14, 2014, 09:24:41 AM
I confess that I'm an emotional eater when I'm feeling down.
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Post by: V M on January 14, 2014, 05:00:08 PM
I confess that I'm just the opposite and have trouble eating when I'm feeling down
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Post by: JRD on January 14, 2014, 05:15:20 PM
I confess that I spent about 20 minutes hopping and making bunny faces at the security cameras at work today. No one will likely view them anytime soon, but if they do, they should at least be entertained.  lol
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Post by: Missy~rmdlm on January 14, 2014, 07:55:19 PM
I confess. One of my doctor's letters needs lots of work, and I feel self conscious pointing out 36 corrections to be made on his letter he prepped for me.  :laugh:
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Post by: King Malachite on January 15, 2014, 02:53:36 PM
I confess that I am WAY too nice to people that don't deserve it.
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Post by: Emo on January 15, 2014, 03:29:26 PM

Quote from: Malachite on January 15, 2014, 02:53:36 PM
I confess that I am WAY too nice to people that don't deserve it.
Thats called grace.
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Post by: King Malachite on January 15, 2014, 03:38:56 PM
Quote from: Emo on January 15, 2014, 03:29:26 PM
Thats called grace.

true-I guess I have a lot of grace
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Post by: Emo on January 15, 2014, 03:39:28 PM

Quote from: Malachite on January 15, 2014, 03:38:56 PM
true-I guess I have a lot of grace
Grace and love. 2 words i live by.
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Post by: Edge on January 15, 2014, 11:48:44 PM
I confess that I like AMVs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN3lfKL7E74 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN3lfKL7E74)
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Post by: Jamie D on February 27, 2014, 03:26:07 AM
I confess that the only way I have been getting any meaningful sleep lately has been from Ambien and Xanax.
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Post by: MadeleineG on February 27, 2014, 06:18:24 PM
Quote from: Jamie de la Rosa on February 27, 2014, 03:26:07 AM
I confess that the only way I have been getting any meaningful sleep lately has been from Ambien and Xanax.

I confess I like atavan. :-\
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Post by: King Malachite on March 02, 2014, 08:56:59 PM
I confess that I'm a stingy person that rarely likes to share.  I'm more likely to share if it's an attractive girl I'm doing the sharing with. 
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Post by: Calder Smith on March 04, 2014, 07:51:48 PM
I confess that I'm a complete Anglophile. Oh look at the time.. gotta watch another episode of EastEnders.
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Post by: Miss_Bungle1991 on March 04, 2014, 07:54:34 PM
I confess that.....I have nothing else to confess. :P
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Post by: JaimeD on March 04, 2014, 07:56:35 PM
I confess that I don't like the idea of having to disclose, so I avoid it by turning any potential dates away as quickly as possible. I'm resigned to being alone and believe its most likely for the best.
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Post by: Jill F on March 04, 2014, 07:57:31 PM
I ate the last cookie and don't feel guilty.
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Post by: Calder Smith on March 04, 2014, 07:58:56 PM
Quote from: Laura Squirrel on March 04, 2014, 07:54:34 PM
I confess that.....I have nothing else to confess. :P

You mean: "I confess that I write fanfictions with anthro animals".
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Post by: Edge on March 04, 2014, 08:01:37 PM
I confess that I still fancy the wrong person and I still don't like it. I confess that my heart is frozen and black and I do not like that it melts a little when I see or think of him. I confess that I like flowery words.
I confess that I like dark, fantastical things.
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Post by: Miss_Bungle1991 on March 04, 2014, 08:33:36 PM
Quote from: Mr Hockey on March 04, 2014, 07:58:56 PM
You mean: "I confess that I write fanfictions with anthro animals".

:D Yeah, but that doesn't really qualify as a "confession". That's pretty much common knowledge among many groups of people. Of course, what actually goes on in them is a mystery to some.  :D But that isn't an accident. But then again, some elements such as the smoking up, music oriented stuff, etc, I don't mind discussing. (Even though it bores most people and confuses others) :D

Speaking of confessions.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAPIsFi3YOE
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Post by: Jamie D on March 05, 2014, 02:36:13 AM
Quote from: Edge on March 04, 2014, 08:01:37 PM
I confess that I still fancy the wrong person and I still don't like it. I confess that my heart is frozen and black and I do not like that it melts a little when I see or think of him. I confess that I like flowery words.
I confess that I like dark, fantastical things.

How about "rosy"?

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm6.staticflickr.com%2F5183%2F5765410541_968e52b9bb_z.jpg&hash=933f231a7dfde1b229d5fc8dbd9e801a6b2e4de1)

:)
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Post by: Edge on March 05, 2014, 05:52:54 AM
Quote from: Jamie D on March 05, 2014, 02:36:13 AM
How about "rosy"?
Ahar.
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Post by: Jamie D on March 06, 2014, 03:52:31 AM
I confess that I like the drag queen name "Miss Coco Peru"  :P
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Post by: Calder Smith on March 08, 2014, 06:50:27 PM
I confess that I have a crush on Adele.
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Post by: Miss_Bungle1991 on March 08, 2014, 09:09:47 PM
Quote from: Calder Smith on March 08, 2014, 06:50:27 PM
I confess that I have a crush on Adele.

Adele who?
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Post by: V M on March 08, 2014, 09:33:26 PM
I confess... I buy Girl Scout cookies every year but rarely eat any of them  :)  It's for a good cause and gives me something to share with some of my neighbors
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Post by: Jamie D on March 09, 2014, 12:43:51 AM
Quote from: V M on March 08, 2014, 09:33:26 PM
I confess... I buy Girl Scout cookies every year but rarely eat any of them  :)  It's for a good cause and gives me something to share with some of my neighbors

https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/topic,160762.0.html

GSA Cookie poll here
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Post by: MadeleineG on March 09, 2014, 09:16:38 PM
Quote from: Jamie D on March 09, 2014, 12:43:51 AM
GSA Cookie poll here

I first read this as Graduate Students' Association  ;D

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Post by: Sheala on March 10, 2014, 02:02:58 AM
I confess...... that even though through life i never wanted to change (because i was afraid to admit it) i am so glad and happ that it did
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Post by: randomdude5 on March 11, 2014, 04:26:01 AM
I confess that even though both my hands are already dry, red, and painful due to the cold, I'm addicted to peeling the skin off of them and end up making them even more painful and bloody. Now my hands look like reptilian or something... They look scaly!
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Post by: Jamie D on March 11, 2014, 04:46:42 AM
I confess, I blew my top today.  It was therapeutic.

Exorcising the demons.


Maybe I can sleep now.
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Post by: V M on March 15, 2014, 11:26:20 PM
There are certain things that happen to our trans brothers and sisters that make it very difficult for me to calm my inherent Viking rage and I often wish to go out and take vengeance upon the perpetrators of such crimes against our people
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Post by: King Malachite on March 16, 2014, 09:57:23 AM
I confess that I need to be ready for church in 4 minutes, but the only thing I have on is a bra.
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Post by: Calder Smith on March 19, 2014, 09:17:36 PM
I confess that I've urinated in public before.
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Post by: Miss_Bungle1991 on March 19, 2014, 09:20:15 PM
Quote from: Calder Smith on March 19, 2014, 09:17:36 PM
I confess that I've urinated in public before.

:D :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRppqaanECA
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Post by: Calder Smith on March 20, 2014, 02:11:47 AM
Quote from: Laura Squirrel on March 19, 2014, 09:20:15 PM
:D :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRppqaanECA

Haha really; I just all of a sudden remembered it. I was in my backyard and I have this big tree, well you can't quite call it a tree anymore because nobody has cut it in years so all the branches kind of just went all over the place and it now looks like a giant, creepy bush. Anyways, I went inside of it, it was like my hideout when I was younger and behind my garage there's sort of an alley that leads to my neighbour's backyard and I squat down and peed there. It wasn't really "public" in the sense that people were watching me but it was out in the open where someone could of easily looked through the gate on seen me.
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Post by: King Malachite on March 25, 2014, 05:14:46 PM
I confess that Zangief makes me a bit emotional sometimes.
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Post by: big kim on March 25, 2014, 06:25:08 PM
I confess that I once urinated on the top deck of the bus in a beer glass I stole from the pub.I got away with it until the bus went over a curb and the glass spilled it's contents,and said nothing when the driver threw a drunken skinhead off the bus thinking he was responsible
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Post by: Sheala on March 27, 2014, 12:04:09 AM
I confess...... ummmmm  :embarrassed: the longer i take hormones the more a girly girl i become.
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Post by: King Malachite on March 27, 2014, 12:27:37 AM
I confess that I hate cold Yoohoos.  If I hav a old one, I have to wait until it's room temperature.
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Post by: big kim on May 15, 2014, 12:00:03 PM
I confess I told my sister that we bought her from the pet shop because we felt sorry for her and if she ever pissed me off I'd call the pet shop to take her back.
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Post by: FTMDiaries on May 19, 2014, 08:39:04 AM
I confess that every time my family leaves the house for a reasonable period of time, I run straight up to my room to have some... um... quality time.
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Post by: Edge on May 19, 2014, 11:26:49 AM
I confess that when I was a teenager (aka still presenting as female and deeply in denial), I asked my lesbian friend out and then backed out right away. She probably thought I was just curious or something, but that wasn't the case. When I was with guys, I could ignore what my own body looked like. I guess I kind of switched us in my mind or something or just focused on what they looked like. When I was with her, it was like the dysphoria hit me like a ton of bricks and I wasn't ready to face it, so I pushed it and her away. I'm not sure why that happened, but I do know it wasn't her. She was fun, gorgeous, interesting, and I really liked her. Up until now, I never really understood why she was so hurt by it. Then I realized that the reason I didn't think she'd be hurt was because I didn't believe she could like me as much as I liked her. It seriously never occurred to me. That probably doesn't make much sense to someone without my weird life experiences.
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Post by: LordKAT on May 19, 2014, 05:26:28 PM
Edge,

What you said actually makes a lot of sense. You may be more normal than you let on.
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Post by: Jill F on May 19, 2014, 05:50:04 PM
I confess that I feel survivor's guilt because my transition went so smoothly.
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Post by: V M on May 24, 2014, 10:16:50 AM
Sometimes I like to watch various animal shows and some of them make me cry
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Post by: GnomeKid on May 24, 2014, 11:44:33 PM
Quote from: V M on March 08, 2014, 09:33:26 PM
I confess... I buy Girl Scout cookies every year but rarely eat any of them  :)  It's for a good cause and gives me something to share with some of my neighbors

I confess that every year I end up eating at least one box of thin mints in a single day.... =]
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Post by: Umiko on May 25, 2014, 01:19:31 AM
i confess.. bribe me with now and laters and i will be your lap dog  :o
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Post by: Pitch on May 25, 2014, 04:00:41 PM
I confess I'd rather be inside with a book or writing a story than talking to anyone.
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Post by: LordKAT on May 25, 2014, 04:42:32 PM
I confess...I have a reading addiction and a hard time understanding how it is that some people can't read or can't read well.
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Post by: HoneyStrums on May 25, 2014, 04:52:17 PM
I Confees i came to this thead because im nosey.
Il also admit I only read the first and last pages.

Since im hear I my aswell add, I Have so many kinks that a saw blade is smoth in comparison.
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Post by: big kim on May 25, 2014, 04:56:30 PM
I confess I am looking for some air freshener and opening the window....
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Post by: immortal gypsy on May 25, 2014, 05:05:01 PM
Quote from: LordKAT on May 25, 2014, 04:42:32 PM
I confess...I have a reading addiction and a hard time understanding how it is that some people can't read or can't read well.
Not been able to read and write well I can understand. The refusal to learn or atempt to I have problems with

I Confess that my love of reading gets in the way of what I'm suppose to be doing at times. Right now instead of preparing to open I'm reading here, the daily paper, work memos and another website. All which can be done later
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Post by: Valerie on May 25, 2014, 06:24:04 PM
I confess that I always emd up smitten with people I'll never have a chance with.  And yet I stay smitten...  *sigh*  ♥
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Post by: big kim on May 28, 2014, 12:05:22 PM
I confess I've pigged out on junk food today
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Post by: Hex on May 28, 2014, 12:08:38 PM
I confess I love some of my children's shows more than they do! Phineas and Ferb and Adventure Time all the way!
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Post by: Apples Mk.II on May 28, 2014, 12:16:06 PM
I confess... I just fell asleep in front of my comuter. Need Moar cafeine.
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Post by: V M on May 28, 2014, 12:47:06 PM
I confess... I sometimes fall asleep in my computer chair also