The premise is simple. You see the above posters Avatar, you make a funny caption. We all laugh and we all feel better about ourselves.
Let us Begin!
Hi, we're with Pepsi and we're here to reset your cooler, but first we're going to stand around and think about it for a bit first.
*if you knew how my morning went at work because of Pepsi people, you'd laugh*
My hair has gone curly again, hasn't it?
(Yay!)
Don't mind me. I am just an old goat.
Life is beautiful....especially when you have money.
You have a good day, but then someone makes fun of your red eye.
Someone just has to die.
Pepsi? PEPSI!? I want a Dew. Just Dew it.
Levels of motion blur surpassing 9000^^
No, those aren't tentacles you perv.
Okay, where's Liquid? I gotta get after him!
I wish there were some real food around here.
Precision cutting...Coming Soon!
(Revengeance that is all^^)
This is a work of art! What are you talking about?
The face of a man who clearly doesn't give a hoot.
This Pepsi...it shall make an excellent distraction as i kidnap the princess.
Don't judge me....
Malachite: Is not amused!
Do these glasses make me look intelligent?
Hey girl, s'up...
Your picture captions itself: Come at me bro!
Windows? Really?!?!
I think I look pretty in this. What says you?
Take a good look at my eye. It has thermonuclear-powered nightvision. Everything else is just black and white.
I see you looking at me that way....undressing me with your eyes.
I am indeed looking your way, undressing you with my eye.
"You Don't impress me"
Hahaha... you're funny! Not!.
Are you just going to stand there or are you going to buy something? I'm getting paid on commission darling so I don't have time for window shoppers.
I'm... to sex for my shirt. :P
*sigh* I have to rescue Zelda again?
No....I wasn't in DOOM....why do you ask?
The glowing eyes are to help me see in the dark.
NO, I'm NOT Mr. Tumnus either!
I swear I'm going to hurt the person who's putting the laser pointer in my eye.
"What? This wasn't diet Pepsi? Geez, no wonder why I wasn't losing any weight."
This isn't even my final form
Simply.Better.Than.You
Kids, wash your hands. Avoid pink eye.
I am Phooka naked demon goat lord, ruler of somewhere, eater of...everything?
Arms are overrated anyways.
These light-up contact lenses are awesome. Too bad I could only afford one of them.
Hahahaha, what make's you think that you're getting on my back?
"There is a fire burning within me! You can see my soul, burning with fury."
My wings Do look like they are making a "peace out" sign.
If I look this badass, maybe Konami will finally give me my own spinoff series!
You think the horns on my head make me look fat Pepsi?
Instagram!
I'm bored so I'm just going to sit on my legs.
Ever spend an hour looking for your glowing monocle only to realize your wearing it?
Mmm...bacon.
I'm so hungry, I can eat a whole Octorok.
Your Princess is in another castle, but I have Pepsi!
See how my ear ring is all sparkly?
We can rebuild him...we have the technology.
do do do do... do do do do do do do do doooooooo.
Better. Faster. Stronger.
Come here ye peasant.
Anyone got an Advil?
Don't worry, no-one else knows what's going on down there... Just don't stop
Keep holding your breath if you think you are going to join me.
I think I need to relax a little.
Hmm she is cute, I'll accept her friend request.
Stop shining that laser pointer in my eye....
This is proof that I look good anywhere I go.
What Black Sabbath was singing about... Iron Man!
Of course I'm a girl, a guy wouldn't be able to save Zelda
They say black is slimming but I don't know....
ah screw it I look good anyways
So it was you who took my last beer...
Do these glasses make my butt look big?
C'mon, vogue!
I don't want to do this photo shoot, but I need the cash so whatever.
This is what happens when you forget to take off the Red Eye Protection on the camera.
Someone has replaced Princess Peach with Pepsi.
Butting heads with everyone since 1957. :P
Why don't you come a little closer so I can rip your head off?
That's a very nice bonfire you have going there, be shame if something happened to it
Quote from: DirtyFox on February 28, 2013, 11:29:59 PM
That's a very nice bonfire you have going there, be shame if something happened to it
I once saw one that was >THIS< big...
If people didn't want me to eat their pets, they wouldn't let them run loose at night
Why yes, these are new boots. What makes you think otherwise?
Your Coke is in another castle
Why Yes I'm a Pretty Pink Penguin, what are you?
McDonalds? Naaah I'm in the mood for Olive Garden. Don't be so cheap.
My eye can double as a X-Ray Scanner. I can see right through you that the hip operation was a success.
Staring contest RIGHT NOW Pepsi!
Darn it, where is that red eye correction tool in this stupid software.
Sorry, due to budget cuts I couldn't actually afford a costume but this looks scary enough.
You ever wonder how life would have been different if my eye glowed pink or Blue?
Who filled my Pepsi bottle with inferior Coke?
Smithers!
Link did not regret his wish to the Triforce
What are you looking at?
What are YOU looking at?
Yeah, that's right, keep on walking!
Does anyone have some Visine?
Why 6? Because 7 rows of beads would be outrageous!
When Link looked in the mirror with the Lens of Truth, it all made sense...
Does this tail make my butt look fat?
This is the face of someone who has money.
Never underestimate the POWER of the Dark Side of the Force
I may look like I'm in a deep train of thought, but I'm not.
Damn this new camera. They said it would remove "red eye" photos
You're darn right the real head of the Aussie mafia is back. Just don't tell Cindy that.
Absence seizure in action.
Real Heroes use Bows and Faeries, not 9MMs and Rations.
So who's been drinking my Cola?
*BANG* Anyone else want to talk about my one eye?
Do you suffer from EMRES?
Early Morning Red Eye Syndrome? Well then, your problems are in the past. Use Zippo eye drops and you'll never have another red eye ever again. (Unless you get the early morning special from Perth to Sydney) (Sorry about the local content)
Remember. Zippo Eye Drops, from participating chemists and drugstores.
How do I know about your relationship you ask? Oh well a little birdie told me.
If I keep very quiet Cindy may miss my aussie mafia remark
That's it Malachite! I'm getting the whip!
I hope the armour protects me!!!
Mom
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F6%2F6a%2FMom_%2528Futurama%2529.png&hash=2a7ab887f393128e23dce4c3cdff8283be8e12fa)
OK. One false move and I get you with my water pistol
Pet BBQ? Errrrr... I mean kangaroo, um no, haven't seen it ::) Excuse me, I need to go check on something in the back yard area
Bring that bloody horse back NOW. I need it
You kids best stop mis-behavin' or just wait 'till we get home
Oh, really?
And now - for my signature shot... right in the ya-ya.
See this glass of wine? In a second you won't
I know something you don't; na nana na nana na!!
I'll keep my eye on you...
yes, that's it, keep being mesmerized by me as I plan to shoot you with is bow and arrow..
Engage smug mode
You wanna play fetch? I wanna play fetch, yes, you wanna play fetch don't you? Yes! Yes! Yes! I just know you wanna play fetch just as much I want to... Wanna play fetch?
this water's gone cold & my skin's wrinkled like a prune
You wanna end up like this stupid toy? Then put my dinner bowl back where you found it. WOOF!!
If I get asked one more time why by that annoying kid next door, I swear i'll do something not nice.
No my eyes don't naturally cross like that, Pepsi.
Everyone Chill out, I got this
So many fashion decisions
Have I won the world record for sitting in a tub of custard for the longest time yet?
SQUIRREL!!
Look into my eyes, not around the eyes but into the eyes, you are feeling sleepy
Just WHEN are you going to feed me??
If your not a good boy then no food for you!
Damn that new hair conditioner!!! Just blows my hair everywhere.
If you used the conditioner I told you about, this would never happen.
You see that guy over there. I think he's checking me out. Hummm let me think of a restaurant.
If you think your leaving the house in THAT, then think again.
I think I'll play "little lost Princess in the woods" and see how far I get.
Looking like that, the big bad wolf won't be so big and bad anymore.
Oh hello. I didn't see you there. *dramatic hair swish*
What are you staring at, haven't you seen a chupacabra before. . . . ::)
Ride? Did you say ride? Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Can we take my toy? Pleeeezzzze
I look pretty. Don't I look pretty?
The Marauder's Map says the secret passageway should be just around the corner...
All new Linux for Ladies!
Who needs High speed internet when you're hard-wired?
Do you like my earring?
I don't look like a little boy. What are you talking about?
What do you mean I'm obviously evil?
My cheeks AREN'T chubby!
Darn it. I have helmet hair.
Hmmmmm, I have no idea what those words are near my head but they look important.
We are the Borg. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.
Legs are overrated. I just need feet.
That dentist lied to me, he said only one or two fillings would be needed
This is MY toy.
Do you know what I'm thinking about right now?
So you think you're having a bad hair day?
Play with me? Please? Pretty please?
I'm thinking of something.........something far away......in the galaxy of my mind.
Can someone tell me where I can find an optometrist?
Hummmmmmm. I was thinking of matching nails. Wadda you think ??
You don't seriously think you're going to be wearing that outside, do you?
I am Shodan, goddess of technology.
......... and if you don't believe what I've just said ....... Try me!!
If my boyfriend talks to THAT waitress once more, all hell is going to break loose. MARK MY WORDS!!!
I've been starring at this guy for the past 5 minutes. If he doesn't look this way, I'm gonna throw something at him.
You need to spice up your game a little.
Trust me!! I've got an honest looking face, don't I.
Oh, you heard that did you?
No, this isn't a spa.. I've just got bad gas..
Deal or no Deal? Man, that's a tough question.
If only you had arms....then we could have an arm wrestling contest.
I haz new roller skates
Wait till I get my boots on pardner, then I'll be with you. .....................Oops
All for a minor wardrobe hiccup
Try me.
Can you guess whats on my mind? It's obvious
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair.
Well that was really horrible, but I'll never tell.
I do not approve.
I'm working on my Robert De Niro impersonations, do you remember the film Taxi Driver?
Just trying to get my boots to stretch a little.
Ain't I just the sweetest VT this side of the Atlantic!!!
Get off my lawn, you whippersnappers!
Does Sacrlett O'Hare really do that?
I never saw it in the last 297 re-runs ;D
Well maybe one more re-run will help to see her do it 8)
Skittles: Wear the rainbow.
Black is overrated. Pink is the new tuxedo color for all the penguins.
You really expect me to drink DIET!?!?!
Dang hair will not stay put.
It's payday today! That's why I look so happy.
You'd be seeing red too, if you're having a bad hair day like me.
I see. Tell me more.
Really? Did you just say that?
This is an overgrown beer keg...with beer still in it....a guy's dream.
Me? ....... I've got a red eye? ......... Are you absolutely sure? I wasn't the one drinking last night. You'd better get yourself checked out
The the recipe of my famous home-made cake is a secret.
What do you mean I need a tan??
I'm SuperDog! Look at my cape. :)
No I haven't been pinching your choccies, nom, nom, nom
Did someone say choccies?
Watch out, Cindy's on her way to cool off in your bath.
Who needs depth perception when they look this good?
Who stole my toy?
Hee Hee, no-one knows of my dog toy fetish
Hee Hee, everyone knows about my boot fetish
Does your owner dress you up in costumes too? I am so sorry.
So many decisions to make. Thai or Chinese?
I can't afford a blow dryer so I'm drying my hair this way.
I'm seriously pissed off with what static electricity has done to my hair.
Hmmm, if I'm up to no good, does that mean I'm down to yes wrong?
Every time you don't answer me, I will take another drink, so I suggest you start answering my questions before you are empty and I am forced to go to the fridge and have to start interrogating another bottle of Pepsi!!!
Can you tell if I'm hiding a boy or a girl in this tub with me?
OK, what joker put superglue in my pink nail varnish???
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here!
So I'm looking at you cross eyed, so what, I'm pink and I'm cute, gotta problem with that?
Got my hat, got my boots. Now where's that horse of mine??
Are you sure you're telling the truth?
Who cares whether it's "round" or "around" the block. I still broke my PB this morning, smarty pants.
Forgot where I put my dentures again!!
Sometimes you just gotta shake loose and get jiggy with it.
This silly helmit is doing crazy things to my foils. How much longer do I have to wear it?
I told you so, next time, listen to me!
Yea I can do a Lassie,
Only I can look this good in a bright yellow skirt.
Hey there. I got cable!
Ready for round 2, Pepsi? It looks like you're running out of stamina.
HEY YOU!!! .......over there. Stop looking at me ...... or else
yeah? I tried that excuse when I was your age
Well next time try a little harder and you may, but mostly likely not, be as good as I.
no no no no no no a thousand times no!
Groovy, baby! It's 1969 all over again!
You can't pinch me for not wearing green. I am green.
Perhaps if I smile a bit harder then I can grow facial hair.
You know what rhymes with Malachite?????
Yes, I do own a Jeep. Otherwise, my name would be completely ironic.
What? Pepsi? Didn't I tell you I wanted Coke?
I can't believe the looks my 1986 Econoline van gets with its painted windows.
wow, that was REALLY good!
Man, I can go for a drive in my new Liberty right now.
I am Bowser, your Pepsi is mine!
Yes, Bartender. I would love a Pepsi on the Rocks. And if that weird lizard guy isn't going to drink his, I'll have it instead.
You won't take away my *hic* princesh, will you, old friennnd? *hic*
I'm not impressed
"Make it.. Two whiskey 7s"
You are a weird one. I will stare into your soul and see if there's anything good in there.
Nomz! I <3 Pepsi! That meddling Italian always trying to take it from me!
What is that in the corner of the room.
My eyes are up here.
You're next, hot shot.
I hate it when I go to all that effort to make dinner and then accidentally drop my plate on the floor
Get your stinking paws offa me, you darn dirty chimp!
You have to be kidding me. Why did I say I wouldn't laugh?
Hey!!! I didn't fart, why do you keep trying to blame me?
I just want to go for a nice little swim and we got these damned otters around me. Get away otters! You're ruining my day off!!
"Stealing Pepsi is more so much better than stealing Princesses"
Fine, so you caught me having a drink during lunch break.
my transition has plateaued into the essence of the cat!
It's behind me, isn't it?
So um... Remember that rhyme where they say 'Give the dog a bone'?
No there's no food in my Bikini!!!
*has spent a few hours practicing that pose in the mirror*
You don't know where we put those dungbombs do you, you poor creature?
Woof!
This Avatar brought to you by Nintendo and Pepsi.
I don't always drive cars, but when I do, I prefer Jeeps.
-the most interesting ma'am in the world
The look of a woman who clearly knows the choice of experts. To her, the choice of experts is such a secret that we can't tell you unless you call this toll free number!
Um...so? You look really nice in that label. Do you come to this table often?
In place of a dark lord you would have a QUEEN!
And so on and so forth.
Wanna hear a funny?
NOW, just remember ............. NO MONKEY business OK??
Why yes, I am adorable. What makes you think otherwise?
OK ... OK. Who's the wise guy who kissed the frog??
I was supposed to turn into the handsome Prince after being kissed by the Princess.
Now just go back to your hole and reverse the spell thank you.
That's right, you guys... IT WAS ME!!!
Now enjoy the rest of your trip up to the top floor. >:-)
but he said he'd be right back
meep meep!
... er, jeep jeep!
You want to install WHAT on my Ubuntu system?
This is your face on Jelly Beans
What the heck makes you think I'm a jelly bean? Just 'cause I'm shiny and pink and bean-shaped...
Is that... Cotton candy????!!!!!@@##$$ :o
Someone better not be putting Cotton Candy in my hair. The last time that happened, it took three weeks to wash it all out.
Why was I so busy trying to defeat Mario when I could have been drinking Pepsi?
I am perpetually amused by the things people write on mirrors in this place...
I can be you greatest dream or your worst nightmare
Nope. Don't even think about it, sweetheart.
I will win this staring contest....GUARANTEED!!
What do you mean by Tourette's?
Get off you hairy monkeys, these are my french fries
Look here and ye shall be blasted by the fine art.
darn hair just won't--get--out--of--my--way!
No really, he was this big, maybe even bigger
follow me, my minions and we shall rule the world!
I hope nobody finds out that I'm actually a Toyota gal.
When did they switch me over to the pokebottle?
I said put it over there
Glasses: Making anybody more beautiful since 17XX.
Beer goggles. Making Pepsi look as good as Coke since 1972.
I didn't have to move to Arizona after all!
"You poor simple fools, thinking you could defeat me. Me, the mistress of all evil."
Yes, we did invent a flying 5-Iron. what have you don?
Diet?!! DIET!!?!?! I didn't want no diet Pepsi!!!!
Do these glasses make me look smarter?
*waking up*
Damn you Jigglypuff!!!
Holy cow! This Pepsi bottle is taller than I am!
Wow... Did I do that last night? This is why Mom said I shouldn't be a hairdresser...
Did I hear someone say Lasagna?
Duck.... duck... duck.... otter!
The rare pink penguin is caused by a genetic mutation.
I swear, Mom, that's the last time I ever let you cut my hair
LlLook at you, hacker. A pppathetic creature of meat and bone...
(C'mon. What other caption could there possibly be?)
Yeah, I ate all the cookies. What are you going to do about it?
Three hours later and Kelly realised she was going to have to admit that, after a mistake with the acrylic nails, she had glued her fingers together.
My face! I can't find my face!
(Sorry. That's a really cute avatar.)
What makes you think I would have the dog's grooming clippers?
Away, pesky critters or I will eat you and turn your pelts in to a lovely coat.
Isn't this Abbott and Costello movie just sooooo funny??
I didn't send out those creatures to V M. I swear.
You! You drank half my Pepsi! Get over here!
I didn't drink your pepsi. I swear.
"Did somebody page the king of awesome?"
You wish your hair was this gorgeous.
(Yes, I do. When I grow mine out I look like Hermione Granger.)
My bone. Go get your own. *gnaw gnaw gnaw gnaw*
This is definitely the last time I ask the gang from Yu-Gi-Oh! for hairstyle tips.
It's not really Pepsi, just some cleverly coloured vodka..
Excellent. My plans are coming to fruition.
Staring contest? thats child's play
Mona Lisa's smile and Bette Davis' Eyes.
"Hey guys? Remember when they replaced my Pepsi with lighter fluid, and I was breathing fire everywhere?"
Guys, I can't find my DS. :'(
Yes, bow down!
A-HA! I am INVISIBLE!
Even though he may be invisible, I can see Malachite!
I... drink... your... milkshake Pepsi!
How can you not trust this face?
Move over Velma Kelly
Sorry, can we go over the steps again... ...here is my handle? and where is my spout?
Man, that's an interesting teapot above me. That reminds me, I could go for some coffee right now.
No coffee. Only PEPSI!
I new that mixture wasn't right
That's right. Keep talking. The getaway car's almost here.
Missing woman alert!
She was last seen entering a blue box followed by a tall man wearing a blue suit and brown overcoat.
Is this guy serious?
Take this picture now so you won't take one while I eat.
Put the camera away, please~?
I can see right through you
Does my bum look big in this dress?
The Patrician steepled his fingers and looked at Carrot over the top of them. It was a mannerism that had unnerved many.
I just realized, you can see me through my computers camera.
If that isn't catnip in your pocket, you will die.
Dimensional redux is the only way to relax these days...
How many dresses does it take before you warp the space-time continuum? Let's find out!
This is as wide as my smile will go so just take the picture already! My face is beginning to hurt!
What's this, ugh. Very funny. Will whoever keeps putting s handkerchief on my head when I am not looking quit it please. It's *not* funny.
What the hell did you just say?
Little do they know that "Big Brother" is actually "Big Sister" watching them.
Why did you have to wake me up?
These aren't the right lab ingredients. Drat
MY hat. Don't you dare try to steal it.
Hmmm how I survived that explosion was beyond me. Must be the hair.
Stupid mom, always telling me I need to stop wearing bandanas & groom my hair... I'm just gonna walk away. Pffffff.... Well, maybe she is right... Maybe hoods are better?
I can rock this dress better than you can.
Wow, I'm getting such a headache
Lisa Loeb: 20 years after her megahit.
I got him at the Goodwill for fifty cents. Do you like it?
Who throws a shoe? Honestly!!
I bet I can smile bigger than you can. Watch!
Kneel before Snookums!
What are you looking at?
Ok time for bed.
The purpose of the pink hair is to make you confused about my gender.
Lunch on planet 437.
I am the world's first scientist magician. I make smoke appear from various chemicals.
(Note: photo does not, in fact, contain malachite.)
I'm just a picture with no color-story of my life.
Of coarse I can cook! Check out this frozen dinner, fresh out of the microwave
Yuck! I thought the little people would be at school today.
Lessee... Chicken, burger, and radioactive Lima beans. Yep, looks good. Eat up, mutants!
Yup, I was the stunt double for that Aha music video.
My neck is starting to cramp up in this position.
I'm a shining example of American cuisine.
Can you make my eyes match my nails and hair?
OW I pulled a muscle!
At least the corn didn't slop into the brownie.
Was I always this short?
Do I look better without facial hair?
This isn't Sloylent Green is it?
annnnnd checkmate!
New from Hungryman Dinners.... Burnt Salisbury Steak with overcooked Mashed Potatoes and burned corn
The sleeves go on the other way? Hmmph!!! Now you tell me
Why are you guys staring at me like that?
Well it's either this or Denny's. This sure looks more appetizing.
If you want me to bang this gong you're going to have to give me back my hammer.
We her servants await the return of Morgana
Alright, who is first? *cracks knuckles*
Screw hot pockets this gamer goes all out (Tv Dinner) :p
PS I love your last post :)
So... When do the cherry blossoms start falling?
ZoeM: Now in Technicolor!
Help! The penguin's watching me!
2D was great, but life is so much better with 3. And just in time for Summer, too. Also, I'm pretty sure that penguin IS watching her. I wish I had a penguin. What the heck, why don't I have a penguin?
(thanks misschevious :) )
"I bet I can be a better diva than you."
Bite me!
L'Oréal - because i'm worth it
(Girls, I bought my penguin here: http://zareason.com/shop/Stuffed-Tux.html (http://zareason.com/shop/Stuffed-Tux.html))
( and whats up with all these captions for me using the word "better", this worries me slightly )
I have my eye on you
*yawn* time for me to go to bed now
I'm hot, and I know it.
Now this is what they call "the all seeing eye".
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!
I'm sorry but I can't sell my penguin. I love him too much!
Look, I've made one for your penguin as well
Eck! I didn't know this was the kiddie pool.
I think it moved.
Well I'm not cleaning this up....
Where's my dinner?
Oh there it is.
That's not what I ordered!
I feel weird for showing you my leg.
Mystery meat, with a side of mystery vegetable.
Do you think my shirt compliments my hair?
TV Dinner ... Jailhouse Style
So you were able to make my Hair match my Blouse. :angel:
Can someone please save me from another crappy Final Fantasy Sequel.
Bartender! Can I get a coke over here?
:o says it all
If Super Saiyens wore dresses, this is how it would look.
Who cooked this? The Human Torch?
koopa koopa
Oh! For me? You shouldn't have. :)
Whoa, I cannot believe what I just saw.
This is the only Dinner you are going to get so eat it or starve!
Stop reading to me the news about the Kardashians! I don't care!
Yes, I burned a tv dinner. What do you want from me?
Phew! That was a good workout!
Remind me to use the microwave next time instead of a flamethrower.
Who's a cute little teddy bear? YOU ARE!
This is the last time I use a blowtorch to cook my Hungry-Man dinner.
Call me cute and I'll whip this bottle at your face.
This is a porcupine and she will eat you if you call her a teddy bear.
The penguin tells me to burn things.
Seems the pink hair virus has escaped the lab..
(
Quote from: Kelly the Trans-Rebel on May 26, 2013, 09:34:04 PM
Seems the pink hair virus has escaped the lab..
It's infected you too has it?)
How would I look with a ponytail?
Wave to the camera, Mr. Fluffles!
Don't be fooled. This adorable porcupine isn't so innocent. And she's coming for you.
All geniuses carry a teddy bear around.
You get a cookie if you can identify all four foods in the tray.
Ayyyyyyyyye!
Maybe I shouldn't have tried to cook the corn with a lighter.
Don't mind me, just a regular day in the office.
So what you can fit your first in your mouth? I can fit my whole fist in my ear!
Are you trying to ask me out on a date? If so, you should stop fumbling about and just ask
How dare you say I need to lose some weight! Look at the size of your belly, Pudgy.
Lol I'm so delicious. I know you want me. I want me as well. Just look at that discolouration. Bon appetit.
So babe you wanna snuggle or what
Quote from: Malachite on May 28, 2013, 09:41:16 PM
So babe you wanna snuggle or what
I taste just like this TV dinner. Slippery and yummy.
I bet you don't know what I'm thinking!
Hungry? Grab a snickers TV dinner
Quote from: Anna! on May 28, 2013, 10:30:07 PM
Hungry? Grab a snickers TV dinner
Help...please! This Penguin, the one behind me, is keeping me hostage! He keeps making me catch him fish. *scoots closer to screen* saaave meeeeee.
You cannot resist the cuteness.
Bane gives you two thumbs up. RIP Siskel & Ebert.
Quote from: sigmafan on May 28, 2013, 11:03:38 PM
Bane gives you two thumbs up. RIP Siskel & Ebert.
Sorry Mario, your pepsi is in another castle.
No one suspects a thing.
Quote from: Edge on May 28, 2013, 11:12:00 PM
No one suspects a thing.
It's alright guys! I got the skunk! He put up a fight but he's not going to be messing up MY house anymore. Muaha.
Just as planned.
Sometimes I wonder what you would think about, buddy.
Prison food.... mmmmmmm.
Good. The guards are distracted.
I am the Master and you will obey me.
We want to eat your flesh.
Quote from: kyh on May 29, 2013, 10:39:30 PM
We want to eat your flesh.
Come here lover boy!
No, I'm not a mythical creature, I'm Mike, your roommate.. Have you been dropping acid again?
I'm the most dangerous female hacker around....wait....I'm the ONLY female hacker around.
LOL... Portia farted
Shhhhh, be quiet, keep walking and act natural
I'm just a squirrel, trying to get a nut
Alright. I'm going to kick your butt.
BMAL ELTTIL A DAH YRAM!
Look out there a cute penguin behind you!
Girl please, I don't want him.
Oops, did I do that?? :D
I hope he doesn't ask me a question. haven't brushed my teeth today.
Wanted: Professional Chef :D
you can put it either place here or here. your choice
No Problem, it's a piece of cake!
The look of a woman who knows what she wants.
Thankfully she knows, because I don't.
*Hic* Too much soda. *Hic*
Does this look like the face of someone interested?
I know this is going to be hard to believe, Doctor, but for once I mean you no harm.
Who me?
This skirt? Value Village.
Rest in Peace, Roger Ebert.
Sorry, Mario, but the princess is in another castle. However, I do have some Pepsi here.
These glute bands I'm wearing sure do make it hard to fart without being noticed.
I have an eye out for Mullah Omar.
I've got quite a bit more than my eye out
Come to me, my people! I love you all!
Check out the gun show
Check out this new funky dance!!!
What happens after you flush sea monkeys down the toilet...
Ugh I look so fat!
I found this in the fridge. It could be toast, it could be a pork chop. I just don't know.
Hi I'm Michelle and this is my audition tape for Rock of Love season 2!
I love playing hockey in the living room
Don't attack! I'll give you all of my money. Wait, you don't want my money? Well what do you want? Oh gosh I'd just rather you take my money instead.
This is Mr. Snuggles! He tells me to burn things...
Hey you! Did you see my penguin?
mmm...... dumpster food. *drools*
Have you seen my arm?
Hmmmm I think I'll choose....that one.
The chances of getting this stuff off of the wall are.... 8) toast!
This is my iPhone. It's the backwards apple special edition.
Hey! Mothers can have fun too ya know.
Hey look!! I found a 3 year old chicken nugget in this couch!!!
I've been a very bad girl. What are you going to do about it?
Fort Knox has nothing on my nuggets.
I don't think it would be a fair match if we arm wrestled, Bowser.
OMG!!! it's the attack of the... wait why is that thing stuck to the wall?
Admit it, you're jealous of my perfect hair.
(Which I am, thank you very much. XD )
Strike a sexy pose!
I have wasted all my lives because of YOU, Doctor! Now I'll be rid of you.
Why yes, my underwear and socks do match!, wait how did you guess that???!!?? :-X
"Why are you looking at me like that? You never seen a girl before?"
This song just makes me want to kick my feet!
Quote from: Alexia6 on June 13, 2013, 06:21:02 AM
OMG!!! it's the attack of the... wait why is that thing stuck to the wall?
Not only is it stuck to the wall, but I think it's moved up 6 inches since this morning!
"Hi Folks, welcome to my show. We have a great linup for this week..."
Hello, sweetie..
only 2 more moves and it's check-mate!!!
I always wondered what Sonic The Hedgehog's mother looked like.
Pepsi, the new sponsor of Mario Kart Racing.
I wonder what SuperTransman's Kryptonite is?
I never drink the bottom of the Pepsi....it's too thick and sweet for me.
Lol I'm a chip. Just hangin'! Lol. I'm hilarious. And delicious. Kidding. I'm actually not sure what sort of food I am, but if you eat me you'll get worms. Haha.
Oh just look at you! You just look so snuggable!
I... believe I can fly.
I might have broke up with my boyfriend, but I'm keeping his hoodie. It's so warm and comfortable.
Bob Barker: Age of 318
Maybe I shouldn't have given the pepsi such a large growth mushroom.
Have I ever mentioned that you look delicious, er I mean very attractive?
Now duckings, I'm not mom but, stay away from that Leopard!
Kneel before me!
Target neutralized, YES!
Exactly how 2/3rds of The Evergreen State College graduated this year.
You must please the guardian if you want the Pepsi!
You must please the guardian if you want to see Joy Division in Concert.
Pepsi that makes you shrink? That's a new one.
"I'd eat you, but clearly my fork's much too big and I don't have I knife, so I'm going to let you go."
My suit is better than yours :D
There's a bug in my hair! Someone, get it out of my hair!
I used to be a Pepsi too... that is, before I transitioned into a dinosaur. Hey, don't worry, I'm sure you'll make it one day.
check out my shiny new medal It's all mine!
Like my hair clip?
And when I say, "only 1 biscuit with your coffee" I mean it.
I just hacked into my ex's bank account and cleaned him out with no detection at all. I am what you call a "smooth criminal".
Damn this face mask. They said it would wash off in 3 minutes, leaving me looking like a Prince. It's now hard as cement and I've the Mens Club to get to in 10 minutes
I won the bet so you have to do the dishes....and there are a lot of pots and pans in there.
Listen here you young whipper snapper. When I was a lil' hootch your age we'd get our tails kicked if we got up to those shenanakins. Now off with ya .............
Who ever said flattery will get you no where lied....you're hired!
Shhhhhhh!
"When I said I'd give you a piggyback ride, this... wasn't really what I had in mind."
Whig Party 2016
I've got my medal, I've got my cute lil' outfit and bows in my quills, all I need now is a cute lil' hat to tie it all together!!!
I'm tired of you otters wanting something that I don't have. No, I can't feed you any fish today, but maybe tomorrow if you let me pass.
Yuck! Pepsi is SOOOO overrated!
Plus, years of drinking that crap and now my face looks like this... Just sayin' Bowser, just sayin'.
Dude....get your face away from the camera before you break it.
*After Bowser got through talking to him* I meant Coke, Bowser. Not Pepsi, but Coke. Or whatever crap comes out of that Sodastream maker.
I gotta stop drinking Pepsi. These arm bands are starting to get too tight.
No, Dad, Skype works better when you're a little farther away from the camera.
Hello, I'm Anna and this is how to skype properly.
Step 1: Get a good position on camera so you're not too close and you have something cuddly near you.
Hey! This isn't diet Pepsi! It was still good though.
darn preservatives! i can't even feel my face anymore these days.
Are you sure if I look right into the camera I will see the little man painting the picture?
How do you know she's hardcore? She's got a necklace made out of razor blades.
(Or at least I think that's razor blades, my eyes aren't as good as they used to be)
Quote from: sigmafan on June 29, 2013, 03:20:57 PM
How do you know she's hardcore? She's got a necklace made out of razor blades.
(Or at least I think that's razor blades, my eyes aren't as good as they used to be)
I'm endorsing Pepsi now! Disclaimer: Pepsi may or may not include hormones harvested from dead factory workers.
Ow! My ear!
Quote from: Malachite on June 29, 2013, 03:55:07 PM
Ow! My ear!
"low mysterious voice"
Stay a while and look at my face. It is older than time itself. "smokes pipe"
This is what the world's smallest guitair sounds like.
I'm ready for my close-up.
Doctor Jones, surely you don't think you can escape from this island?
Behold my future kingdom.
I'm so awesome I already have a caption.
I have seen so much, perhaps too much. I am the last of my kind. As you are the last of yours, Doctor.
I've finally reached my dream of moving to the big city to become a journalist!
Back in my day...
Sure, you can kiss my medal, I'll close my eyes... Hey!!! Wait!!! What are you doing!?! That's not my medal!!!
This is how cow girls have baths.
It's the hat, right? Chicks dig the hat.
stare into my eyes..... my eyes! not the horn!
See that? Miss Bungle gave me a medal for being the best cartoon character in the 80's.
Shut up, young whipper snapper.
Darn, I ran out of toilet paper.
I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!
(Sorry. Just watched the remake of Evil Dead last night. Sooooo gooooood.)
This rainbow sweater fits great
Ya gotta have purple hair.
Where is this quarter pounder with cheese of which you speak, and why do they pound quarters?
Barrel Aged, Bold Taste
I can't back up any further or the background will fall over.
Use your
indoor voice.
Quote from: Malachite on July 01, 2013, 10:24:39 PM
I can't back up any further or the background will fall over.
In reality, if I had backed up any farther I would have fallen over a railing, down 8 stories and (hopefully) landed in a swimming pool.
Oh the stories I could tell, which one would you like to hear first?
Someone put glue in my boots. I'm trying to take them off.
Quote from: Edge on July 01, 2013, 11:01:38 PM
Someone put glue in my boots. I'm trying to take them off.
I know it's not a wise idea to stop for a minute while I'm being hunted BUT....I'm going to do it anyways.
Quote from: Anna! on July 01, 2013, 10:29:15 PM
In reality, if I had backed up any farther I would have fallen over a railing, down 8 stories and (hopefully) landed in a swimming pool.
Might have been a floatie down there to help break the fall :)
have you ever wanted to play Tony Hawk's Pro Skater, but instead have it on water and only a 10th of the fun? Then Kelly Slater's Pro Surfing is for you.
Dudeee THAT was your soda? I'm soooo sorry man, but I was thirsty.
Cowabunga!
Hurry up and take the picture. They call it the "windy city" because it sounds cute.
Guys? Guys?! I don't wanna "hang ten" anymore. Guys, I'm scared of the waves!
I'm sick of doing this job. I don't want to be an otaku's fantasy girl anymore. I want to be a doctor.
Dang!!! My cigar went out again!!!
Seriously, would you ever want to take these boots off?
Hmmm, this beautiful forrest would make a lovely mall.
Kelly Slater's Pro Surfer! On sale now! Buy it today!
Do you think this is a great place to host a party?
Oops!!! I zigged when I should've zagged... This is gonna hurt when I land
Hahahaha I have a medal and you don't. Nanananana!
Rated E for Entertaining, Excellent, and Exciting.
If I grew out a beard then I could finally be one with nature.
So who moved my wave?
I am the king of the jungle....not the lion.
Eye really have to upgrade to PS4
Guess what? *whispers* I'm not wearing any underwear.
AAAAHHHHHHH!
I really want to take my hat off but I don't want to compromise my coolness. I don't know what to do.
...and how to no tget bitten by a shark.
Winer of every staring contest.
I am the king of nature! Hear me roar!
Surfing: now an indoor sport.
I think I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
The answer to everyone's question of how can you make Tony Hawk's Pro Skater unplayable.
Bowser: The reason why i am fat: Pepsi!
Like music to my ears *ba-dum-tsh*
Don't worry about me; I am armless.
Well tell me your secret already!
Activision: Running franchises into the ground since 1999.
I hope you like this medal. I won it after scoring over 1,000,000 points on Ms. Pac Man at the Arcade. It took me 2 hours to do it, but I did it.
These leather arm bands are getting tight. Must be time to lay off the pepsi.
This isn't what it looks like.
Is that alien really going to eat me?
Do you like my fur coat? If you say no, I'll eat you.
After extensive Google-trawling and many hours of clicking through 'related articles' on Wikipedia, I have at long last mastered the art of human flight.
I'm George Washington's younger brother that liked to party all day and chase women around. I guess that's why MY face isn't on the dollar bill.
iKnowledge
A Skittles Unicorn!
Gee I forgot my I.D. card at the gas station so I could only buy this stupid Pepsi. I don't even want to finish it because I'm so mad.
Sir, "Google" should come before "and" in that sentence. We're going to need that diploma back.
Ugh I wish this date would hurry up and be over already.
"Sonic the Hedgehog couldn't even get this medal."
You baked this cupcake just for me? I would love to taste it!
I hope no-one noticed that I farted when I jumped
The leg I'm holding up isn't actually connected to my body. Funny isn't it?
Touchdown!!! What do you mean by 'They don't say that in Baseball?'
my boot-scootin' baby is drivin' me crazy...
"Namaste"
I lied HAHA!
The perfect explanation to why our school system sucks right now.
I'm number 1!
And whoever invented copy and paste.
....except when you loose the damn car keys
'What did you just say?'
to everyone else..... well thats another story
Wait, before you answer that, are you a fan of delicious flavor?
Cameras are so fun!
We haven't told him he failed. We're going to let him tomorrow. Let him have this day.
and I'm the one who pushed you.
No, I'm the one who pushed you. That's what happens when you forget my birthday.
Damn you koopas! Quit drinking my pepsi!
Today will be such a lovely day. I can tell
Study hard? Why bother when I got two answer dumps at my disposal!
Put 'em up, put 'em up. :icon_boxing:
Bowsers picking a fight the bottle -_-
"meanwhile, at the xray contacts testing facility..."
Haha! I got a medal and you didn't.
Grad celebration from the internet cafe feels so....enlightening. I'll bet I can fly.
I might eat you, I might not..
Proof of monitor hypnosis.
You look delicious
Hahahaha! I can't believe you fell for that!
"I would also like to laugh at the people who thought that I would fail. HA!! I proved you wrong, don't you feel silly now, hm?"
Come now, I have much more to teach you, young grasshopper.
Are you sure that jumping into the pool is part of the graduating ceremonies?
Tho jumping in the pool is probably better than bathing in this cow tank.
What is a cow tank? Is that a machine that shoots cows out of a barrel?
"HAHAHA! Mario's finished! nothing can stand against the power of caffeine!"
Who is that pretty girl? Oh, Keaira, it is you!
Go on, scratch me behind the ears..
Don't look now, but, are those flowers still trying to sneak out the window?
Quote from: Kelly the Trans-Rebel on July 15, 2013, 01:49:48 AM
Go on, scratch me behind the ears..
Purrrr....
I can haz cheezburger?
Say Cheese. Cheese ;D
Please read this sign.....
Please read these :icon_censored:
You might not this but i have really, really long legs. I can also fly.
I like blue.... blue is sooo...per-tay
Not this again.
I'm not sure when to attack. Should I attack now or should I wait, father?
The world is mine! Muahahahaha!
I am the man with the plan....oooooh yeah! 8)
Sometimes I just feel like an island of yellow in an ocean of burgundy...
Who tapes their new camera to the ceiling? Really.
What was that?
You have string, human. Give it to me and no one gets hurt. Well, except the string.
*hisses* don't make fun of my ears!
The latest Rorschach card shouldn't have words.
I got my eyes on you....
"Thanks Google and Wikipedia for taking away my monkey bars!"
This is the only costume I could make on such short notice.
I'm imagining myself on an island. Don't panic....don't panic.....
My favourite colour is purple and I have a gun. Do you like purple?
Next person to make fun of my hair gets a gunblade to the face.
Quote from: shadowcat on July 22, 2013, 10:52:59 AM
Next person to make fun of my hair gets a gunblade to the face.
Respect for knowing your stuff! <3
Do you think I should cosplay as her?
Quote from: Malachite on July 22, 2013, 08:42:30 PM
Do you think I should cosplay as her?
Yes, absolutely.
I dare you to caption my avatar.
(insert Dreams2014's avatar here)
I just dare you.
Uhoh....I think I'm stuck. Someone help!
Just hold still and I'll give you an eye like this too.
Back up! I'm in a crappy mood today.
An eye for an eye seems to have worked out for me.
Drat I'm all out of toilet paper. Looks like I'll have to use my cotton sock.
What?! No this isn't a black eye!! *points gun at your face*
What are you doing with those pair of scissors up there?
Okay it is a black eye...
But you should've seen the other guy...
You don't mind me hangin' around do you?
This bathtub aint big enough for the two of us. You'll just have to watch.
I like to watch
I really should have taken my boots off first.
Lost my ride again. Guess I better start walking.
Just try and pet me, human. I dare you.
Oh sorry, is this your tub?
Quote from: Makalii on July 24, 2013, 04:01:14 AM
Oh sorry, is this your tub?
Haha xD whoops. Thought I was after V M :P
Quote from: Makalii on July 24, 2013, 04:03:44 AM
Haha xD whoops. Thought I was after V M :P
It still works if you're referring to me! I'm being sarcastic as I'm devastated somebody is in my tub!
Just keep your bath water out of my drinking water.
Caption: Now what?
Staring war!
New purple contact lenses!
On sale now!
Sorry for dropping my dentures on your head!
Terminator has got nothing on me.
Hand over the fish, and no one gets hurt.
Another cat here?!
*sneer*
It has been several posts later....WHY hasn't anyone helped me yet????
I call her Vera.
The secret to my amazing teeth is flossing with titanium.
Leave me alone! Can't you see I'm giving birth right now?
Glad I was able to trade in my old sword for this rifle. It doesn't swing quite the same tho. Wonder what all the hype was about.
I wasn't doing my business on your lawn. Honest.
Did that spotted cat just growl, burp or fart when it saw me?
If I stay here long enough, it should rain, right? .... Right?
Try it, bub.
Look at the graphics the PS4 is able to develop....very realistic.
Get that logo out of my face, or I'll shoot you.
What did you say about my ears? *silence* That's what I thought.
And then...
The world will be mine!
Quote from: Makalii on July 26, 2013, 06:12:03 PM
And then...
The world will be mine!
Mario's got nothing on me!
Quote from: CalmRageMusic on July 26, 2013, 06:17:28 PM
Mario's got nothing on me!
All of the worlds will be mine!!! Muahahaha!!
Somewhere, Mission Impossible music is playing.
(No, the world is MINE.)
Quote from: Edge on July 26, 2013, 06:32:13 PM
Somewhere, Mission Impossible music is playing.
(No, the world is MINE.)
No, i'm not Klaus Kinski alternate reality clone. I just look a little like him.
Quote from: Miss Bungle on July 26, 2013, 06:35:12 PM
Here's your cover art for your Throbbing Gristle/Whitehouse tribute records.
I took this medal from his rotting corpse. Not so cute now, eh?
Searching for one companion to travel all of space and time with
Quote from: Edge on July 26, 2013, 06:45:14 PM
Searching for one companion to travel all of space and time with
You shee my friend, thish shoup wash given to ush by the godsh. Drink it, may it give you all the needed shtrength.
Take of the fruit, but guard the sheed.
by The Etch Artist
I'm the original cat daddy here!
Yeah, so what If I drank your pepsi?
I only have 13 days to save the world. I need to hurry, but before I do, I have to use the bathroom.
Is it just me, or is half of Daft Punk trying to sneak up behind me?
I spy with my little eye....
Uhoh, my wife just gave birth and I wasn't there to witness it. I guess I'm sleeping outside the cave tonight.
Ya know, in all this confusion I cant remember if I recharged my laser gun or not... Well, are ya felling lucky punk?
Help my hair is caught on the side of this tank and these boots are too expensive to get wet.
Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under. Nom Nom Nom Nom. *burp*
To me you are perfect, but not as perfect as me.
"Oh you like the hair? It's my natural color"
Yargh! I be a pirate
How many women do I have to try this on until it works?!
I thought we had this conversation already, sun. Don't make me get a restraining order on you.
Just a little closer and then I can pounce. . .
The Arabian version of Yo Gabba Gabba makes kids really happy.
Muhahaha!! I have captured the Pepsi and Mario will never have it!!
I'm holding onto for bare life as i forgot i am afraid of heights
I wonder if they'll notice the swell job I've done on my fingernails
Ner, nicky, ner ner, i have a medal and you don't
But not perfect enough...sorry
What do you mean I look like Luke Skywalker?
Hello sweety..
I'm just going to nibble my hair
I wonder if I should put some hearts on this sign or something.
(Whenever I read your username, I want to yell "Save me, Jeebus!" :D )
"Tick-tock, dearie, tick-tock!"
I wonder if this will work?
I'm cute, and I know it.
Dogs beware, I'll bite your head off. >:-)
Mario, my cousin! How are you doing? It has been a long time. Give me a hug cousin!
Come with me if you want to live
I can't believe people actually fall for this. Suckers.
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
(I just did this sign because I forgot to get her flowers for our anniversary ;))
It's a parade! Hurray!
You must find the seven sails of Ergendom.
Be brave and good luck!
...but which one is me!?!
Quote from: RDNZL on August 03, 2013, 05:03:21 PM
You must find the seven sails of Ergendom.
Be brave and good luck!
We're floating conscious heads.
Quote from: LordKAT on August 03, 2013, 05:14:16 PM
...but which one is me!?!
Act tough - I'm secretly weak.
You gotta have blue hair.
Mouth pop *pop*
I'm learning how to read and write. Look how good I've gotten!
Please, return the goblet to the maiden Ariane and break the curse. Help me, Obi-wan Kenobi, you're my only (head gets chopped off, George R.R Martin laughs)
I'm going to spit on you if you don't leave me alone.
pesuasive rhetoric in my right hand
WEEEEEE!
Meh I'm better
Pinky swear that you won't tell anyone? I actually stoled this medal.
I'll be back....
Pfffffft!
It's over 9,000
.....however you are not perfect in the eyes of the Cybermen. You will be deleted.
what glass ceiling?
I'm practicing for the part of Peter Pan in the school play!
I need a dentist, i know.
Quote from: RDNZL on August 04, 2013, 02:21:12 PM
I need a dentist, i know.
This is my regenerating face :P
This is my sign, i made it myself. You like it?
My hands are super tiny
If you're perfect, imagine how awesome I am!
And this is the original caveman
Don't touch it. It's infectious!
Doctor... h-wha?
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, just a minute, i seem to have gotten myself into a pickle
I was paid to hold this up. I don't think so though.
Laser tag. Pew pew pew.
I don't think anyone has noticed the black and white stripes at the bottom of my picture yet.
Is it my shirt or part of the sign I made? Nobody knows...
Can you see my ribcage from here?
I wish I could be in a different video game series for once, 3 in a row is too many
First prize in the porcupine junior Olympics.
Darn, well I'll get the antelope next time
Bond. James Bond.
Can I drop this sign now? My arm is getting tired.
Finish him!
*smirk*
I didn't even write this sign.
This medal proves that I'm better than you.
I got this medal for spelling Emancipation Proclamation right. I wish I had won $66,600 like that kid on Jeopardy did.
Mario offered me the pepsi in exchange for the princess, I of course took the steal of a deal
Do you think this is too much lip gloss?
Nah
on cell, "...literally just hanging out."
I can haz wildlife fotograffr?
"I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes."
What do you mean by saying I remind you of a Marine Corps Sergeant!?!?! What are you!?! Some kinda silly nilly do dad dilly winker!?!?!
KFCs new bucket free gift proved popular.
And from this slumber you shall wake when true love's kiss the spell shall break.
I didn't kill him. You have to believe me!!!
I didn't kill him.... did I? No! NO! I didn't kill him!!!
It WASN'T ME! YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!!!
*crazed muttering*
Day 3 of ninja training, and I'm still getting tangled in the draperies...
I will bite you.
Er, what's up doc?
How's my spelling?
You have to work at it to get teeth like this, sonny.
Hey! If you two don't quit fighting then I will burry both of your heads in the snow!
Why are there words underneath my face?
Canvas is for amateurs.
Off with his head!
I'm boss-eyed
ʇɔǝɟɹǝd
ǝɹɐ noʎ
'ǝɯ oʇ
Huh, must be some foreign language
I branded you >.<
♬ ...and you're amazing, just the way you are. ♬
When is the doctor coming back?
No officer I *hiccup* swear I'm not drinking and driving...
Ok seriously, when will someone help me down?
Let me tell you the story of how I got a 4 ball stuck in my eye socket....
Awww you made a cupcake just for me? NOM NOM
I actually have no idea how to use a gun
Look, I can read upsidedown :o
check out these biceps
That's not my tail. I pee blue!! :o
I wear this trench coat to go around flashing everyone
Disclaimer: This sign is not meant for Chris Brown. May he burn in hell.
Does standing next to this pepsi make me look fat?
I may have wings, but that doesn't mean they're proportioned correctly for me to fly with them.
Hellllllllllllp!
Does my armpit stink?
I'm a vegetarian
Its rough being an avatar...I have to hold this sign all day everyday. I never get to see the outside world anymore
My Little Pony is a gendery pony
I'm training to be a ninja. Wotcha.
Oops. Got to make sure my hand isn't covering the t.
Leaner of all leaners.
Oh what a handsome dream.
I make leopard print look good!
What makes you think I'm up to something?
I'm so cool I lean sideways.
I'm too scared to look behind me
Oh boy my eyelids are getting very heavy!
I may look sassy but i bet i can take you down
I've been trying to teach my dog to read
I just love this wrap!
I think you're wearing my cousin Billy.
King of Lean
Darn snow, I forgot my hat.
You look like lunch.
I am unamused..
I'm watching you.
I would watch but there is a purple alien patch on my eye.
The leopard is not amused at all.
I knew I shouldn't have eaten that mushroom.
Feisty one you are.
I love humans!
Join the cult of Trogdor!
Back off, man! I'm a guitarist.
So Atlas, fancy meeting you here underneath the globe. How's work going?
Look at my smexi belly
This sign gets me more chicks...
What
The
F
Are
You
Looking
At
For me? You shouldn't have!
It's actually an alien life form I have a symbiotic relationship with.
Behold! The worst shadow puppets in the world!
No, this t-shirt does not come with spindle holes, it's not that realistic. Thank you very much.
Hey! What are you doing on stage? Security!!!!
Quote from: Malachite on August 13, 2013, 03:37:28 PM
Hey! What are you doing on stage? Security!!!!
No, that's not pinkeye.
"Oit. Get the hell of the stage"
I wonder how many chicks I can get with this sign?
Hey, you're not allowed here!
Well, there's a light in your eyes that keeps shining.............
Sometimes you just got to go where the wind takes you.
Do ya feel lucky..?
And....checkmate. I got you right where I want you.
... Well? Do ya, punk?
I use this mask to reflect my zen.
Your "zen" is about to be eaten.
I've finally learned the discipline needed to fight my attention defec......ooooooh look somebody brought donuts.
How do you like my hair?
What do you mean, Dragon blood isn't purple?
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur
Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty, Purr, purr, purr.
That's right Sheldon, now fall asleep for hungry kitty
"You see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."
And so are you, my friend. So are you.
Dooo do do do dooo do do do do do dooooo dooo do do do do doo do do do dododo dooo (singing the castle theme from Super Mario World)
It's like Wonderland except more abstract and confusing.
"Excellent" (Like how Mr.Burns says)
This is how I truly feel about you.
Darn depth perception...
The Emperor in his youth.
Hail Odin!
I am on my way to a masked ball
To Cthulhu you are not.
Just tying a knot in my beard
to my overlord you are purrfect
Medusa got me.
my name is Mai'q the Liar. What do you want?
Does this helmet make me look fat?
Genderland features Michael Jackson's opposite sex clone dancing across the planes of oblivion, smiting every single person in that dimension with his mighty warhammer.
Thou shall not pass
I think I lost an I.
ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLING STONES
I am Amro of the orcs and I am burdened with glorious purpose.
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
Good hiding spot or what?
to the sun king you are not. Ugly is bad, bad is wrong, wrong is sinful and sin leads to eternal damnation.
AND HOT BURNIN FIRE!
I'm in GWAR, have you seen the rest of my band?
he was there a minute ago.........
It's to keep my brain from falling out when you ask stupid questions.
Lonely, I'm so lonely...
When I make this shape with my hands does it make you think of anything?
No, Pocahontas. I don't know what happened to your clothes. What, this? Oh, it's nothing. Just some old thing I found in the closet. *whistles nonchalantly*
Don't come around, leave me alone, don't bother me.
Damn, I'm hungry. I could go for a Bosmer steak smothered in Breton sauce right now. Mmmmm. Breton. *drool*
i'm alone, so alone, and i feel like going home.....
I can't believe I won first prize in a Portia look-a-like contest!
Haha I see you!
Stop trying to copy me
What caboose?
"Bouncing is what tiggers do best!"
Dang it!!! Someone's dog just went wee on me ankle and I've got to stand here and act natural
Oh! Hi there, I didn't even notice you come in
"Do you want to come and play?"
Quote from: SaveMeJeebus on August 17, 2013, 04:57:48 AM
"Bouncing is what tiggers do best!"
Yes they do!
Caption:
....I'm perfect too. No one gives it back. I wonder if this pay it forward thing is really working.
Let's discuss this peculiar fascination you have for pulling on a kat's tail
Great view, now when is that furniture truck going to get here?
I am the mighty Shere Khan, true king of the jungle.
You are all just "poseurs"!
Itsh hard to talk with theshe teeth.
Now where did I put my eyeball collection?
Don't come near me when I'm angry. You wouldn't like that.
Peek-a-boo! Looking at you!
Peek-a-boo! Clawing at you!
Help, I've lost one of my horns!
Face. Bothered? I ain't bothered.
Too bad I hate perfect people though.
Lets play cops and robbers
but the joke is on my side of the card,
Go ahead. Run.
I changed my avatar. I hope it's less depressing now. :P
Halt! Who goes there?
Scott Baio gave me pinkeye!
Point your gun at me and see what happens.
I'm willing to bet I can shoot you faster than you can shoot me.
Peace, brothers.
Whoa who's that foxy little kitten near that rock?
The only thing the world really needs... the 80's
Mouth pop *pop*
I should put this in fortune cookies.
I don't even like green
Oops, I wrote it wrong. It's supposed to say, "Do me. I am perfect."
Say hello to my little friend.
I see you!
Let's see Gerard Butler kick me down a pit.
Pepsi: The reason Bowser is so fat!
Very few people know of my secret desire to host a popular late night talk show
The fringe is cool.
And they called it puppy love...
Of course I'm perfect, I'm a KAT!
Caption: This is for all KATs.
Fear me, if you dare!
and if you believe this...
My pussy is bigger than your pussy cat that is.
hayyyyyah (the sound leela makes when she kicks)
My surprised look.
Getting ready to attack
Something got in my eye, it got infected and now i am running around with this.
Touch me; I'm hot.
hehehe you should read what the other side of this paper says.
i'm looking at you from beyond the grave, that's why it's black and white, puny mortal!
Metäl will never die!
Can somebody blow me out please?
Don't be scared, this is really just a nerf gun.
Now, to get out of this sweater.
I'll take that sweater....what do you mean it wont fit?
I won't blink!
Thanks, but my name isn't "To Me"
I'll just make my signature incredible hard to see. >:-)
"a pure foot cemetery"
...it's a mana rag
"I was just having my bubble bath when suddenly I was consumed by this tremendous bubble in which I have become trapped. Help would be appreciated."
Preparing for the Falco memorial show.
Told you I was going to win the blue one.
Rub my tummy please
Prefects with dyslexia
Just a few more ZZZZZZ's
OMG Becky, look at her butt. It is so big.
Glitter!
Uhoh, we are out of gas....
Whoopsi daisy, I just let one rip.
little do you know, its actually opposite day.
Yeah, I'm a firefighter, be jealous.
I hate Soap
kiss these candy lips
Just one more prestige before Ghosts comes out.
I think I want to taste this peach. Would you like to taste it too?
Note to self pick up peaches.
Wow, I need a tic-tac
I'm innocent of everything!
Websearch result for: pink one eyed monster eating
Oh... its not porn.
Pretty vamp in her coffin
You look tasty!
...and so does this
sequel to yellow submarine... pink airplane
My medal is so shiny.
Quote from: Edge on August 27, 2013, 11:29:00 PM
My medal is so shiny.
You! At 4:00! I'll see YOU at 4:00!
PS: I dig the new avatar... stylin', dude!
The airline decided white was too boring and that more festive planes were in order.
Quote from: Fairy Princess with a Death Ray on August 27, 2013, 11:31:52 PM
PS: I dig the new avatar... stylin', dude!
Thanks! He's Braz from Blood Lad.
Is that a spider crawling toward me?
Ew. I'm not sure I want to eat you.
ああ、私はまた、子猫が好き
I love sequins.
mmm you look yummy.
Say ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Are you taking to Me?
mmmm mesquite
I'm watching you.
Does my breath smell?
Of course I'm grumpy. Just look at this pic!
That's the last whisker you'll ever pull.
I'm lost!, which way are we going now?
Maybe if i turn my head to the side like this, nobody will notice that i only have the one eye
I'm watching you
I spy, in the corner of my eye, .....
Oh my god no one can see me. These leaves are awesome I'm totally camouflaged.
I swear, that was the best can of gold paint I've ever huffed you guys!!!!
I see what you did there and I don't approve.
"A priest, a rabbi and a dyslexic duck walk into a bar..."
According to the map, the treasure should be right in the center. So why are there arrows pointed in different directions?
Oh shoot! I saw that guy on the back of my Breakfast O's..
...other cereals are also available.
I'm really constipated right now but if I just sit here and smile maybe it will go away.
Excuse me!!! This stall is taken !!!
Back off! Get your own sandwich!
Hmmm he looks cute....*sends friend request*
"If you see this man, alert the authorities. Do not approach him!"
Now which way do I go?
All I wanted was a Pepsi...
"Oh! There's SIMIAN in the water! I thought you said.... nevermind."
;D >:-)
Join me in the revolution!!! It's this way...
Join me in the revolution!!! It's this way...
Join me in the revolution!!! It's this way...
Mmmm I think I'll skip this revolution. I don't feel like going this time.
I really wish you hadn't said that...I'm afraid I'll have to kill you now
Ask me later. Can't you see I'm busy?
Wanted, for vodka theft
meow.
"Hot Lips" pre military
Hey hey! Keep your eyes focused on the gazelle or we won't be eating tonight.
Even video game characters suffer from the curse of bad mug shots.
Seven. Layers. Of. Gloss.
i hate my job, but I love the pay, so I'll stay.
This is the leader of the resistance fighters. Bring him in dead or alive.
in case they fall off
So I saw this random guy today who said he was my uncle. Yeah....totally not creepy.
This is the creepy "uncle."
Well yes, this specimen will do quite well.
Oooooooo candy!
Mess with my candy and there could might be trouble
Quiet! That KAT will hear you!
I don't want that lion cub boy to come near you again.
I surely hope that nobody will realize that I'm wanted in Russia for actually wanting to be out and proud.
Look at the little puppy suffering.....awwwwwww....sadism is so cute.......
I'm not sure if your post or your avatar is more disturbing......
Hey guys, I'm up next after the Siamese twins and the Strong Man
Well, this hairstyle will have to do I suppose.
I'm much better than you
<whats up with the FTMs hatin on my hair?!?!>
"This hurricane really blew back my hair!"
It's just a flesh wound!
"Tunak tunak Tun
Tunak tunak Tun
Tunak tunak Tun
Da Da Da"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOHjKoic1Ts
Ren Faire is my life
Quote from: Keaira Raine on September 06, 2013, 05:30:03 PM
"Tunak tunak Tun
Tunak tunak Tun
Tunak tunak Tun
Da Da Da"
LMAO I love it!
I'm a Bollywood Balla, I really get down to the Valhalla I'm much hotter than a Tikka Masala.
What the hell is this? I ordered a Coke!!
"GRRR!...ARG! I'm gonna eat ya Keaira!"
"Ney, I shall slay thee."
This is Monty Python parody. Enjoy!
My eye is a little irritated, does it look ok?
Carrot top, it's been a long time! How are you?
You were right I will be back!
Does this make my butt look fat?
Staring Contest Champion
"oh! haha! hanging out the window of the car is so much fun!"
King George III, the teenage years.
And who would you be to question my plans?
All I wanted was a box of chocolates. honest.
Hmmm, I wonder where that Pikachu went?
There's no colored TVs back in mother Russia! >:(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHQGoHPMMZY
I rock this eyeshadow ;)
I did I hear what I thought I just heard? You're pregnant? Charming!
WANTED for molesting teddy bears and the fake murder of Keaira in the future
trolololololo laaaaaa loooooooo hehehehehehahehehahahahehehelololooool trooooloooooooo tralolooooooooooo
Last seen at a sushi restaurant in Japan.
Again? How many times do I have to read over these lines?
This is my happy face.
One doesn't simply just go into battle.....
Here come the men in black.
This is the power to rule Mars.
Bond, James Bond... and partner.
Are you ready to fight?
What are you doing, shoot that way!
Tell me all of your most inner secrets, child.
I AM NOT POSSESSED, PITIFUL HUMAN!
My mother said there was nothing wrong with me....
Trista, we don't have to fight. I welcome you to be my friend! ^_^
Is that the new grand theft auto game? I'll trade you my new bike for it.
My new bike is better and I can't ride it anyway, up for a trade?
Grand Theft Monkey?
Cell-Shaded and ready to go.
This is the last time I ever go to the leather bar with the guys as the designated driver...
It looks like the control mechanism is jammed. I can try to reboot the system, but it will take a while. I'm going to need you to cover me until I can.
But the real question is, "Who ate the first slice?"
I'm confused, are you a face or a vase?
Yeah, try to cut my pony tail off now.....
Think this avatar is cheesy? *I* think it takes the cake! :)
(sorry, couldn't help myself...
...there's no cake spatula)
This is what confidence looks like.
(Gorrammit, Malachite, now I want cheesecake.)
Is that cheesecake on the ground? Maybe if I wipe the dirt off of it, it will still be ok.
Hahahaha I'm such a troll.
So that's what a slice of zero calorie cheesecake looks like...
Oh yeah. Totally rocking this new eyeliner.
*heh*. Just wait 'till Thor finds out where his hammer has been.
Note to self: separate the hair removal cream from the shampoo!
Come on, it's just skipping school. What's the worse that can happen?
You wanna piece of me? YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME!?
Bring it!
How do you like my new outfit?
We all know you'er passed around at parties, especially birthdays!
If you think my face is cute, you should see the rest of me!
Hmmm, do i look godly in this pose?
I've got my eye on you.
My lips are sealed!
Brokk, denied full vengeance, decided that since Loki's head was his, he could stop Loki's glib talk. Using Eitri's awl, Brokk sewed Loki's lips shut with a leather thong.
After a time of silence, Loki managed to cut the thong and make plans for revenge
Oh no, the virus is spreading to her face!
Mmmm cheesy. *Homer Simpson drool*
"Puny god." -Hulk
elevator operator, now in pink!
We haz captured de dragum!
When I told the surgeon I wanted to have a handsome face, I should have made sure that English was her primary language...
No, i am NOT Sinead O'Connor and no, that's not Skinhead O'Connor either.
Yuck! That's the last time I'm eating a tablespoon of salt for $5
Wesker (n): Individual who wesks "The wesking wesker wesked all wesking weskend!"
Heeeey, check out my new grill!
I know you're there, I can see you looking out of the peek hole...
Look out y'all, i darn gone and fell in.
We don't have arms are legs and that's natural for us.
I had fun once, and it was horrible.....
What do you think of this picture for my dating profile?
Weeee! Look at me mom! I'm running on the roof!
I'm a snake I'm a snake I'm a snake I'm a snake I'm a snake
Guess what?
I'm a snake.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti4sqG85FU4
Quote from: <3 on October 01, 2013, 10:42:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti4sqG85FU4
Never knew something like that was out there.
Don't tell anyone, but the weights are styrofoam.
What do you think about the new hair color?
"Do these weights make my abs pop? Sweet, dude."
Going to the casino. I feel lucky. Wish me luck hon.
Okay, you two, turn off the industrial sized grill above my head, please. The burgers are done!
You know I never lose a staring contest
Fluttershy won.
Yup....still no arms or legs
Look Ma, I have arms!
Everyone else has bigger horns...
Oooo I think I'm going to slither over to that sexy snake over there.
We're asking our Grade One teachers to incorporate the concept of "heavy work" into their use of manipulatives in their math lessons. What do you think of the new ten-frame concept?
I dare you to french kiss that girl for $10
I am the strongest there is!
Does this outfit make my evil look big?
No, i'm not Picard's wife. Why do you ask?
I hope that was a fart.......
What do you mean, "boy-fail"? I thought I was seriously rocking the whole male thing...
(Seriously, you look absolutely stunning and totally, unmistakably female in your avatar pic... sooo jealous! :) )
What the hell is a camera doing up there?
I hate cat fights. x3
(Nice hair! xP)
What the heck is that?
Draw your sword, my son, and show me what you got.
Hey you two, I could use a little help here. This is heavy!
Byeeeee come back again!
You're not fooling us, we know those "weights" are made out of Styrofoam
Am I really that ugly? -sniff-
New anti-gravity weights!
Who says reptiles don't have hair?
Ahhhh what happened to my face!
Shut up or I'll throw this at you!
Anyone know how to add an image for my avatar?
I'm invisible!
[You need 15 posts]
I played in the Poison Joke again and turned grey. Crap. Should have listened to Zecora...
Quote from: <3 on October 05, 2013, 11:21:42 PM
I'm invisible!
[You need 15 posts]
Thanks for the info :).
The smallest avatar eva! Only visible with a microscope!
Quote from: Edge on October 05, 2013, 11:07:42 PM
Shut up or I'll throw this at you!
(I'll do yours since we got skipped over)
Muahaha. You will all serve me. It is only a matter of time puny humans.
Tassels, my kingdom for more tassels.
Quote from: michelle666 on October 05, 2013, 11:34:35 PM
Tassels, my kingdom for more tassels.
I don't have this face on just because I'm shy. I'm inwardly plotting the destruction of all! Ahahahaahahahaha.
They said I couldn't sit in the flower bed. Well the jokes on them!
Hey guys! Where are you going? Can I come? Wait up!
My son, it is time I pass the torch to you.
Yes, my eyebrows are real.
<singing>"I see a little silhouette-o of a man!"
Chill out, man? What? This isn't woodstock? And the sixties are over? Not groovy? But the dead are stil
Touring, right? How about john lennon? How is he doing? Dead? El bummo, dude, the man got to him. Peace out!
Ack, it's total white out conditions and I'm wearing short sleeves and sandals!
*Brrrrrr*
Who stole all the color from my avatar?
Cuddle or die! Your choice!
I hope I get out of this trap before the tide comes in.
A Cheshire KAT once tried to test me.
I ate him, with some crackers and a nice pickle.
Want to play peek a boo do you? I will win
These boots are made for walkin'.....
Kneel before the Lord Kat
This fairy tale chess is so thought provoking.
Sometimes they call me little miss kittypoo. Then sometimes little miss kittypoo likes to have a little bitty katsnack
"It's the one so good it'll blow your hair back"
Ahhhh yes! That feels good!
Party for one.
Oh, hi there! Didn't you hear? Gravity is out of style. Ceilings are the new floor.
Sheesh. People these days! All walkin around all like... "Gravity is cool!" Gimmie a break!
I scared away the colors!
Snake? Snaaaaaaaake!
Chicago DEEP DEEP DEEP DEEP DEEP DEEP DEEP dish.
You took my cookie!
Hmmm what's over there?
This new hair gel is AMAZING!!!
Woops. Forgot to take the red filter off the lens.
What are you looking at?
Vegan mind powers!
What was that about a snake slithering into a bar?
Meet Pete. He found out the hard way that you are what you eat.
What *exactly* did you find catty about my last comment?
Oh, I'm sorry? You have a problem with me? Well take it up with someone who cares.
"Yes sir" but thinking 'no way in hell'
Eat you? Ew! Humans taste disgusting.
How am I going to win? He knows my next move. Stop cheating "Pegasus". This isn't Yugioh.
Told ya your face would freeze.
...as Xhianil sneaks up on another unsuspecting victim.
No, I said I wanted a leotard!!!
Yeah, I know I'm more beautiful than Cleopatra, don't make me say it.
You were right, you look better with the mask on....
I'm the captain of the queens navy.
mmmm look at that delicious worm over there. I'm not going to eat it though because that would be mean. I suppose I'm having grass tonight then.
Uh oh,I think the ice is breaking up underneath me.
I can't get my eyes off that little kitty down there.
General Disarray- Private Partz reporting for duty.
Puffer fish imitation-successful.
Hey there. You wouldn't happen to have an extra set of arms on you now would you?
Sure hope he goes away before I sneeze on him.
Do you mind? I'm about to drink from the pond.
Whacking it left handed sure gives me a migraine.
Come here baby, give me a kiss!
Someone told him to salute, that was five years ago...
I'm not stoned, dammit! My eyes are naturally red.
I'm an 80's baby, sweetheart.
Thank you for your service, but if you want to thank me for my service, get your hand off of the back of my head.
Imitation of her gold fish. The goldfish didn't get it.
I have just as good as a growl as a dinosaur.
Zombie as green beret makes a good halloween costume.
Lion King is so overrated. They should have used *real* KATS.
It's not easy being green... *SIR*!
Look at my eyes....not my head.
Yes sir, I was the one who started the rumor about eating snakes, sir.
You don't really mean that.....do you?
Hail to the green giant armada!
All woman baby! Can't you see this paint of my face? I'm a female warrior!
All man baby! Can't you see this paint of my face? I'm a manly warrior!
I'm trapped in a black and white movie. *sniff*
Hehehehe! Finally my new evil chess set has arrived in the mail!
I'm ready for the female rugby game now?
I wear a beret now. Berets are cool.
annnnnnnnnd...........checkmate!
Zombies do to make good soldiers. Just look at my salute!
Yup, the KAT's out of the bag... So?
..and all you can see is my boots and my hat.
parody of a story book from a younger age.
I haz cat nip.
I likes catnip too
I think I've been in the bath a bit too long! ;D
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fts4.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DH.4938058216570927%26amp%3Bpid%3D15.1&hash=b5af8f749f1782a420fde349e1143b8b24e6875f)
That same old joke again? Okay, go ahead, bore us to death
C'mon guys, put my shower curtain back.
The mighty hunter has cornered his prey.
HAHA, my horns are shinier than Devlyn's.
I wish me would make his move already.
Captain Envy!
Should have gotten a flu shot
When does this TV get it's color control back?
I think my ears are too small for my body.
I can't believe I signed up for this...I hate green
Fifty Shades of Pony
my eye is down there to the left
Stuck leading the pack of KATs again.
I wish that hunter would try to sell my fur....
Sir, The KAT pack is roaring to go!
no I'm NOT compensating for something
Mental Note: Krazy Klue + finger tip + forehead = achy elbow
OOPS I have been exposed!
I can salute better than that darn tree.
I'm hungry. Time to eat. What running creature with legs is going to be my meal tonight?
Sir, can I put my hand down now?
Loki stitching very carefully.
I can see by that dumb founded look on your face that you're trying to count my spots. Better than you have tried.
I hate football, but I'll support my team anyways.
Sir! Permission to shower Sir! My skin is turning green.
If you still can't figure it out, get lost.
I'm a cat, why are you expecting a caption...
...but I'm such a little unicorn.*sniff*
I wonder what unicorns taste like.
Bxd7+ Qxd7
Stop calling me a pizza face!
These leaves are going to make me sneeze before I am allowed to drop this salute. Guess I should have just done the push-ups.
You should ditch that cheetah and get with a real KAT baby.
"Yes sir, I'll drop and do fifty for confusing a leopard with a cheetah"
Yup, the 40's were good times.
No sir, I was not aware that you grew up in the 40's. Sorry sir.
Do you think my face is pink enough?
Sir, do you think my face is green enough?
I'm going to surprise my boyfriend tonight. I think he will like this new look.
I am Malachite, Captain of the Emerald army.
Just wait! I haven't decided what my move will be yet.
Maybe if I keep standing like this, they won't notice my fly is down.
The original Black Beauty.
Is that my brother on the Lanvin runway?
When I was your age a looooooong time ago, bread was a nickel.
No, sir, my skin is not naturally green. I am just very serious about camouflage.
I wonder how hard it would be to pull the head off this chess piece.
o haiiiiiiiiii!
Noooo! My anime got canceled!
AHA, I found you now.
Kat? I'm a kitty kat with a meow meow meow.
I'm not a snake. I won Miss Dragon of 2013.
I won best looking KAT in 1982.
Which medal is this for?
Yuck! That plant tastes nasty. I think I'm going to stick with deers.
We who are about to drive, salute you!
OK, so I rock the body, the dress, and the hair... now why can't I figure out how to get the shampoo suds out?
Why bother with hair when you can be just as beautiful without?
Overcompensation- it's all in the horns.
Went gray with grace.
"I spotted a leopard today."
"Growl." <translation> No you didn't, baby I was born this way."
How is my Picard imitation?
Warn me before you take the picture!!!!
Hey look! It's Jackie chan! (Sorry, just the only one coming to me)
And what to my wondering eyes does appear?
This is my begging face... And happy face, and sad face, and every other face...
Have you seen my tail?
I ates babys!
I see lunch!!
Ditch catnip, it's weak, get Katnip instead!
THE GUESS WHO LYRICS
"These Eyes"
These eyes cry every night for you
These arms long to hold you again
The hurtin's on me, yeah
But I will never be free, no, my baby, no, no
You gave a promise to me, yeah
And you broke it, you broke it, oh, no
These eyes watched you bring my world to an end
This heart could not accept and pretend
The hurtin's on me, yeah
But I will never be free, no, no, no
You took the vow with me, yeah
And you spoke it, you spoke it, babe
These eyes are cryin'
These eyes have seen a lot of loves
But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you
These eyes are cryin'
These eyes have seen a lot of loves
But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you
These eyes are cryin'
These eyes have seen a lot of loves
But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you
These eyes cry every night for you
These arms, these arms long to hold you, hold you again, ahh
These eyes are cryin'
These eyes have seen a lot of loves
But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you
These eyes are cryin'
These eyes have seen a lot of loves
But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you
These eyes are cryin'
These eyes have seen a lot of loves
But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you
These eyes are cryin'
These eyes have seen a lot of loves
But they're never gonna see another one like I had with you
Baby, baby, baby, baby
No, Jill! You can't wear me as a skirt.
Blecch! I kissed a furry KAT!
OMG is she...wearing pants made out of Uncle Bill....yes, that is him, I'd recognize those spots anywhere
It sucks having a bad day, it sucks more that these are my last 2 tears I have to cry about it.
Say again? What was that? You like deft lepers?
Hello, sweetie.
So... horny. Must. Get. Out. More.
(With best Shatnerian delivery.)
\m/ (-|-) \m/
Oh my, how you've grown~! Come here, give Auntie Jill a kiss~ :-*
Mount me!
Ack! Kissy aliens!
My version of a lavender tux!
Furry skin rug, just add hunter!
Hmm, snake catcher kit and pom poms from hair.
Woah man, look at my paw!
Follow my eyes and sleep...sleeep.
Terrible hunter-great at staring.
Terrible hunter - great at staring. ;)
Pink bow=cute?
With this pretty wig they'll never suspect that I'm going to eat them.
I died from the spiky bits.
Hey baby. What's your sign?
Do not throw me.
I'm a two eyed, two horned, crawling purple people eater. What's your excuse?
Quick! She's turning purple!
Don't look it in the eye!
Where am i looking?
Yes, I'll just slither into the old folks' home and nobody will suspect a thing...
Oh god... The lips! Nooooo!
I so don't pull off grandma's wig.
From a goldfish point of view, RUN!
Actually my wife wears the mane in the family.
Oh c'mon, we are only play acting.
I wonder if they make lavender tuxedos in size KAT.
I'm sick of green. I want a lavender uniform.
I see that Malachite agrees with my statement above.
Yes, sir. Lavender is an excellent colour, sir.
I am Loki, and I am the only one who gets to wear green in this thread.
Here's looking at you, kid...
Ok now breathe
The KAT has arrived!
Corporal Punishment reporting for duty!
And this is for the corporal.
I spy with my little eye...
...something that looks like food.
This is not a Rorschach Test!
What it looks like from Alice's side of the bathroom mirror.
Yeah, I know about the red dot. It was delicious...
Stop trying to make me smile.
Can I call you back when I'm done playing with myself?
No, mom! For the last time already, it's a board game...
That was lavender dress, not lavender face.
Who's a pretty kitty? Mmm hmm, that's right, I am...
This is for you.
The world is my litter box.
Dr. Doolittle's fish language instructor just could not get him to make the correct expression.
How would you like to be pounced?
Omg I can't believe I've wasted so much of my life acting on that Doctor Who show.
"I'm so so sorry" (said shimmering in defeat)
Ma tete! C'est diamants!
Back then, Elvis Presley was the hottest thing. In fact, you were born to one of his songs.
I'm the guy that came after the pizza
I'm a Belieber!
Oh, you are so cute.
I just described myself. ;)
Why does my palm smell funny?
Oh yeah, that was my doing. Enjoy! :-* >:-)
OMG...put your pants back on....
My unicorn won't come back.
I can see your soul!
Laughing so hard I'm crying. That KAT is a hoot!
I know I look like a leopard, but I'm a tiger on the inside.
Ye, I know that is really a Jaguar.
I love ladies, and ladies love the KAT.
This damn hat is chafing something fierce.
Omg....I just ran over him....what do I do?!?!
*drives off like in GTA*
Sir, we finished digging the trench, but the men were a little confused as to what all the Jello mix was for.
Apparently they had green AND pink jello, and now I lay here covered in the colorful wiggly food as punisment.
Quote from: Makalii on November 11, 2013, 12:05:23 AM
Apparently they had green AND pink jello, and now I lay here covered in the colorful wiggly food as punisment.
<I forgot which thread I clicked into when I read this....>
"I'm a girl, see my face says so"
day dream believer
Spots? What spots? I don't see any... oh my god, get them off me! GET THEM OFF ME!
(Too much coffee? Too much coffee.)
Bearing 315, mach 2
Why is it so cold? So terribly, terribly cold...
Come back to silent hill.
Yes, this is my natural eye colour, why do you ask?
It was da aliens! (comment was referring to your hair and only makes sense if you've seen Ancient Aliens)
*trying my best not to laugh* THIS IS SO DEVESTATING!
There's something behind me, isn't there?
Sensual lighting, for the win.
I found the treasure!
Do these spots make my nose look wide?
How do you do, Mr. Abdul-Jabbar?
Kiss me, I might be Irish
Kiss me. I'm not Irish but we can pretend. ;)
Scooby Doo, where are you?
Spoilers!
(Sorry. You remind me of River Song.)
WWBFD
(What would Bobby Fischer do?)
MMmmmmrmmrmrrrrph!
(translation: "Oh dear... I think I put the nail glue in the lip-liner spot again.")
So it was *YOU*! Vile destroyer of deserts!!!
Actually, it wasn't my pudding anyway, so meh... ;)
You should see what I did to the Jello...
For my next impression, Britney Spears!
Oh yeah. I totally look glamourous.
That's odd. Why does my finger smell like Jasmine?
Quote from: Jill F on November 11, 2013, 03:11:15 PM
Scooby Doo, where are you?
Jinkies, what are you suggesting? ::)
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Practicing my kissing --> :eusa_wall:
Hey, my eyes are up here!
"blowin' kisses 'cross the waves"
From Running Bear song
I'm cute AND cuddly!
Uh-huh. Of course. No, please, keep talking.
The deadly black flutterby
Now cuter and even more cuddly! Make me purr, you know you want to.
For my next impression, Mona Lisa...
Aww who's a pretty Kat. You're a pretty Kat. Yes, you are.
For my next impression, Baphomet...
Is that a blister on my lip?
Is that is a blister on my lip? Nope... it's what's left of my lunch's lip.
Sometimes, you just gotta give yourself a hug.
Now if I move this one here ,then he will try to move that one, and then I can move....
There goes my rival: the lion....with his long hair and all....pfffft, like thatm akes him anymore special.
This time tomorrow, he won't be no general.
Yeah, I sleep with my eyes open and you just woke me up!
Dang!!! How long do I have to stand here? I've gotta go wee like yesterday's news!!!
My boots are better at walking than Jane Fonda's.
KAT is tired......KAT neeps sleep
I stand here much longer, I'll be covered in pigeon poop.
I'm the KAT's meow.
Why couldn't I have been a KAT?
Why couldn't I have been a general?
How long should I salute before I address the wedgie these uniforms give us...
Look at that sexy general over there. I really love his hat.
I wonder if the army will promote me for my mind-reading skills... :laugh:
They say my outside beauty reflects my inside beauty is a relfection of my inside beauty, and I agree, but I won't let them know that so easily.
<voiceover> Take command of your nutrition with Green Sargent brand vegetables!
<singing> "Ho, ho, hooooo, Green Sargent"
And here I thought I could never find a boyfriend taller than me
I'm smirking because I can't decide which is cooler, my bedazzled shirt or my new name..
I'm smiling because my shirt AND name are both cooler.
I'm not wearing pants.
Gimme sum shugga!
Crikes, I forgot to get a spoon.
Can you score me a dime bag of catnip?
I just smoked a dime bag of catnip
I sold her the dime bag of catnip
I can make your head explode.
I can make your world explode. :-*
Guess whose canary I just ate?
I wish more people came to this thread, I'd kiss them all!
Did I leave the iron on?
You support the PTA but I support PDA
Future actress right here, watch out for me
Note to self- don't drink so much at the rehearsal dinner next time.
30 years later, I still got it. I'm back in action baby!
Usagi, you meatball head come here for a hug.
Off topic: I've always loved sailor moon!
Ten double espressos later...
Byeeee Megumi! Take care darling!
Edit: I love Sailor Moon too!
*unzip*
What Alice saw after going through the looking glass.
My photo is a leopard though I'm more interested in cougars :P
The sweet smile gets 'em every time! Muahahaha!
New avatar! Have at it! :D
Quote from: Jillian on November 13, 2013, 02:59:42 AM
The sweet smile gets 'em every time! Muahahaha!
New avatar! Have at it! :D
Try it and I'll Rosie YOUR rivets!
I wanna be a real girl!
Oh, I'm getting it wrong again, aren't I? I'm always doing that.
I want to talk about the beauty of motherhood!
"You had me at 'asswhippin'.'"
Pow! Right in the kisser.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Well, all right, go ahead... but you must do me the courtesy of acknowledging my beauty first. :)
I am that of which Willis hath spake.
MWAH! :-*
HURRRRAAARRRRGH!
Freddy vs. Jason: The Rematch
I was the original Charlie's Angel.
Your place or mine?
My place baby....8 p.m. tonight. Be there. Mwah!
"My place baby....8 p.m. tonight. Be there. Mwah!"
All too easy. ;)
Aerodynamic is the new bangs.
Let's test if this lipstick is really long-lasting! ;)
I make cis girls jealous. ;)
Suicide Girls? Never heard of them...
My lips only turn this color when I'm thinking about Smurfs.
Look at these candy lips....tasty.
Hey baby, wanna wrestle?
You're exposed sir!
I love you so much for remembering the 5th of November. Even though you are over a week late.
Ooh, baby... Talk nerdy to me!
And then the goldfish looked at me like...
I need to drink more milk.
Dude run! The Phantom of the Opera wants his mask back...
I secretly took Malachite's title of "Boss". Don't tell him though.
Pssst. Let's get a room after this fight... ;)
Works hard, don't do drugs and you might be successful.
We did drugs-called steroids- and now we're successful wrestlers :P
Diva you look FABULOUS!
Thanks, it's Mentos. Y'know the freshmaker.
Gosh I hate my mother in law, but I promised I'd be nice to her....so......yeah *smiles(
PDA and MMA-my favorite acronyms
Yeah, I'm the type of girl that likes to use acronyms. Deal with it.
Don't worry bro, I only like being violent on GTA V
I think I have what it takes to be a Juggalette. Slap that clown face paint on me!
I wanna fight but I just got this new tattoo. I mean WWJD?
They say it couldn't be done, so i didn't do it.
Why don't you keep me company for a while?
Why yes, I did have chili for lunch. How did you know?
Do you like my new lipstick?
Don't even THINK about putting that flea collar on me.
Okay, just a quick one before my boyfriend comes back... ;)
Okay, but wash it first.
Come here baby. Mama needs a kiss.
Come here, baby. Papa needs a kiss!
Your friendly neighborhood puffer fish.
Why do I have hair when I'm a reptile, you ask? Because shut up, that's why.
Dun dun DAH!
forget Prada, wigs are better.
Forget wigs, i haz spots!
Stop looking at my wig and admire my eyes!
I like to randomly mess up people's hair
Little did the girl in the bath know, I had a telephoto lens.
Like my bling? I sparkle!
I'd like to see you try and hunt my fur....
This would be easier if you took off your mask.
Face of a thousand memes.
Come on, sweetheart... you know you want to snog a naga's noggin!
Staring contest champion 2013
Kissing champion back in 1979
V, for smoochzeta.
The big bad wolf's got nothin' on me!
oooo honey when I get done with you, all the boys will be drooling!
Um... This is kind of awkward for me. Can you take off the mask?
Oooooo glowing pieces!
You are the yin to my yang. You complete me.
Help! My lips are glued together!
I warned you that lemons and super glue don't go together
Worlds gone, along with her mind.
Raiden was a clone of Solid Snake. I didn't think he meant the movie Black Snake Moan.
I swear this Pepsi was laced with something.
Anti gravity weapons training is HARD!
To enroll for KAT training, join our KAT class! Just phone 1-800-555-5555 to book now. You too can have KAT class and KAT style!
Jake swooped down on Visser Three, his razor talons scraping the Controller's eye staalks.
I am your animated guide. Please follow me as I show you how to work the new software on your computer.
I'm not bald, dammit. I'm follically challenged!
I just love to kiss a freshly shaved skull
Guess what else I'm wearing.
Business in the front, party in the back.
I'll be the beauty to your beast.
I can't see the dang chess board with you shining that green light into my eyes
Ahh... Good morning!
F is For Fish
If the Blues Brothers don't want me in their group, then FINE! I'll show them! I'll step out on my own.
Two words: PAINT. BALL.
Gwynne's photo for the cover her new book. Typical pose as usual.
i didn't ask to look like this, you know.
Purple capes make me feel manly :D
I agree. Lavender capes are manly.
Dr. Vladimir A. Makarov is the Member of iGECE, and also the founding partner of IFXworks corporation, which is a consulting firm that specializes in information technology in pharmaceutical and medical device verticals. Dr. Makarov is a computational biologist with over 20 years professional research experience in health sciences, pharmaceuticals, medical devices, bioenergy and agricultural biotechnology. Dr. Makarov has been an Adjunct Professor of Bioinformatics at California State University, Channel Islands. Dr. Makarov also possesses extensive management experience, having guided groups and programs with as many as 50 FTEs and budgets of $3M/year. He was a co-founder and/or an early stage employee of five high technology start-up companies.
http://www.igece.org/VM.html
Love that lavender tuxedo.
I'm growing my hair out... I've got a gig with a Journey tribute band! Whaddaya think?
Hey, my eyes are down here. And so are my breasts...
Hey, is my lipstick on straight?
How We Became Posthuman
So awesome I hug myself just to make everyone jealous! :D
I put the "cute" in execute.
This is the kiss of death, Luigi. You're a marked man now. (I've seriously run out of things to say about Jill. You need a new avatar, girl!)
On a vaguely related note, why does everyone keep thinking my avatar is a robot or something?
Why yes I am a model! I'm model XJY56483 :)
Quote from: Kristal on November 18, 2013, 08:53:20 PM
On a vaguely related note, why does everyone keep thinking my avatar is a robot or something?
I don't know, the 3-D image has shadows that make the picture look kind of cool and metallic to me. It's nice! :D
A smile to die for.
"Just because I look beastly doesn't mean I'm not sensitive... that's why I use the new Schlix 27-blade razor. I'm not just a spokesperson, I'm a customer!"
Little do they know that I am actually a FemBot 3000.
Bad photo, I just slurped my last noodle.
You can't hide your lion eyes...
" ...blowin' kisses across the waves."
Who ate my avatar?
Really hard to caption something that don't exist.
Avatars are delicious... *slurp*
Free Hug Day?
I can do better! :-*
Hello can I answer your questions about car insurance?
It's so bright!
::writing autograph::
I'm so pleased you enjoyed my show on National Geographic. :)
Just keep smiling and no one will notice you're not wearing pants.
Did I leave the iron on?
If you thought that was funny, this next one will knock your socks off
When I said kidney shaped pool in the yard, this is not what I meant.
"Courage? Heck, no, Wiz, I got that in spades... I was looking for *storage*."
Manfred Mann's Muse
The mane attraction...
"You're making me blush."
I've seen a lot of things....
For those about to rock...
Oh that's not the Sun, I have a personal spotlight-it's for fabulous people only. 8)
Listerine penetrates deep and cleans up to 6x better!
Now THIS is dancing! Take that DWTS! :D
"...the happiest girl, in the whole USA"
OK, it is an old song.
I'm not saying it was werewolves... but it was werewolves.
shouldn't have chewed on that pen.
Do the monster mash!
What do you think of my Sephiroth cosplay?
I like being able to mark my territory. :-*
"Helen of Troy? Not me... I can only imagine what kind of damage launching a thousand ships and toppling towers could do to a face. I'll just be beautiful me, thanks."
What do you mean, 'wig'? This is my natural hair!
Next Halloween, I think I'll be a witch.
Flight delays again? Humph, I hate waiting around at the airport
Priscilla, queen of the trailer park.
One of these days, that hair will be long enough to stay out of my eyes.
I'll show you "who's a pretty kitty?"...
Quote from: Willow on November 22, 2013, 12:34:59 PM
Next Halloween, I think I'll be a witch.
Hey, I'm a witch all year long!
I'll get that KAT. Red hair and freckles work every time.
Snow. I hate snow.
Quote from: V M on November 22, 2013, 12:50:39 PMFlight delays again? Humph, I hate waiting around at the airport
I like that a lot actually!
Quote from: Kristal on November 22, 2013, 02:34:50 PMHey, I'm a witch all year long!
True, I was told by a friend that transwomen are sorceresses; not only do we completely transform our appearance, we can also run across the street in heels (or at least I can)
Hey, some people still treat flying as an occasion!
As an aside, I wish I had red hair and freckles... All I've got is brown hair and beard shadow...
Quote from: Kristal on November 22, 2013, 05:13:01 PM
As an aside, I wish I had red hair and freckles... All I've got is brown hair and beard shadow...
Tell that to your avatar, it also has curls that I like.
Speaking of which, Caption:
This perm worked a little too well.
གཟིག
I'm levitating.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
I has cookies
I has cookies who?
Me!!! I has cookies, would you like one?
Enjoying my brand new bath tub.
My winter cost has grown in. You like it?
Quote from: Makalii on November 22, 2013, 09:41:44 PM
My winter cost has grown in. You like it?
*coat* :P whoops.
I may not always be able spell
But when I do, I can also do some awesome face painting
Since when did lady in red have to mean in a dress?
Meow.
Meow.
matching nails and top. Perfect.
The new fur makes my eyes POP.
..speaking of eyes popping, this eyeliner does wonders to bring out my eyes.
Nobody move! I just dropped my contacts...
Eye contact communicates interest and helps build rapport.
What she said.
What he said.
DOHOHOHOHOH!
Yes, kids, before ereaders, we had these funny paper things called "books."
Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, wait... I was right the first time.
Ms. Marple's got nothing on me.
So, you're a dog person, are you? We'll see about that...
Kristal starts preparing for a KISS concert.
Not back to Siberia! It's so cold!
She's got legs, she knows how to use them...
Laughter makes the world go 'round.
The heat from these candles don't quite do the trick. I hope I can make this move with numb fingers and not knock over all the pieces.
Numb fingers? Suck to be you. I have fur between my toes.
Darn KATs with their built in mittens!
Kittens with mittens
(Sorry I couldn't help it.)
Take my King, I take your head! :D
For some reason I decided to use the picture from my high school yearbook.
she's got legs (and she knows how to use them)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vduBtNIvv-c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vduBtNIvv-c)
I like to copy other's captions.
I like to point out other people's foibles :P
I have no foibles.
The dog? Haven't seen him all week... *burp*
Silly tendrils getting in my eyes.
I know I'm a snow leopard, but I'm fricken' FREEZING over here!
I just finished eating a package of black licorice.
I am the thirteenth doctor.
Quote from: Just Gwynne! on November 25, 2013, 12:34:53 PM
I am the thirteenth doctor.
I'm feeling awfully smug after saying Amy looks like Peter Capaldi.
I'm taller than I initially made you think.
Or is it just this shirt?
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Or tall. Or have great legs. Or wonderful fashion sense... OK! I give up, you can go ahead and hate me." :)
Yeah, that's right, I'm gorgeous with or without hair. :-*
"I used to think I wasn't pretty... then I had my eyes checked."
Problem sorted!
"I used to think I wasn't pretty... then I had my eyes checked."
Hey, my eyes are up here!
Quote from: Amelia Pond on November 25, 2013, 12:42:23 PM
I'm feeling awfully smug after saying Amy looks like Peter Capaldi.
I said thirteenth not twelfth!
Sure, you were looking at my pendant necklace. ::)
I'm young and beautiful, deal with it.
Quote from: Just Gwynne! on November 25, 2013, 07:51:28 PM
I said thirteenth not twelfth!
SPOILERS!Technically Capaldi would be the 14
th if you really want to get down to it.
Regenerations:
- William Hartnell
- Patrick Troughton
- Jon Pertwee
- Tom Baker
- Peter Davison
- Colin Baker
- Sylvester McCoy
- Paul McGann
- John Hurt (The War Doctor)
- Christopher Eccleston
- David Tennant
- David Tennant
- Matt Smith
- Peter Capaldi
So I actually messed up, you said I look like Matt Smith! :P
No, I didn't just eat your last cookie or anything... *burp*
I just ripped one. >:-)
Hey, my boobs are down there. Pretty sweet, huh? Bet you're jealous...
(Shut up, Freud. I'm totally not jealous of her boobs.)
I'm totally jealous of your boobs.
Quote from: Amelia Pond on November 25, 2013, 08:07:26 PM
I'm young and beautiful, deal with it.
SPOILERS!
Technically Capaldi would be the 14th if you really want to get down to it.
Regenerations:
- William Hartnell
- Patrick Troughton
- Jon Pertwee
- Tom Baker
- Peter Davison
- Colin Baker
- Sylvester McCoy
- Paul McGann
- John Hurt (The War Doctor)
- Christopher Eccleston
- David Tennant
- David Tennant
- Matt Smith
- Peter Capaldi
So I actually messed up, you said I look like Matt Smith! :P
geek :P
I said that like it's bad thing, even though it's not.
"I know you like my shirt, but really, you just keep staring at the top of the TARDIS. What's up with that?"
Wanting that TARDIS shirt.
It's too bad Amy's Doctor Who shirt is only for women. :(
I actually felt this way when Her Universe first launched. Though that was before I stopped repressing my true gender identity. ;)
I regenerated into AWESOMENESS!
Don't think I didn't notice that you didn't caption my avatar up there, Gwyenne...
Who needs lipstick when you have a pocket full of Sharpies?
i scribbled "Go back to Purple" on Blackmore's Night's tour van!
everyone will think it was the drummer. Ain't i a little stinker?
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I'm so horny right now.
Yeah, it's an easy joke, but sometimes those are the most satisfying.
the queen is not.....impressed
It's still no shave november, guys.
I see you!
Leonardo DiCaprio doesn't have anything on me.
"I could totally rock the whole Time-Lord biker-chick thing. That is a thing, right?"
"Never mind... it is, NOW."
I want to be a Time Lord biker chick! :-\
T-shirts and Relative Dimension in Space
Jinkies!
My other car is a TARDIS.
You keep telling yourself that.
"Hmmm. Explain to me how the horsey-thing moves again..."
Oh Chewbacca, have you come to rescue me?
I'm getting tired of this game but I need to keep up appearances.
I am so Nerd-a-licious right here, with my Dr. Who shirt on!
I think I feel a migraine coming on.
I never thought I'd enjoy being a professional lemon taster quite so much
I'm not moving until this heat wave passes.
Suck on this one, Magnus Carlsen.
"Have you seen my mittens?"
I may match Jill's dress but she still can't have me as an accessory.
Today's fashion advice: Remember, the Doctor says that mauve is dangerous (possisbly even evil?). Best avoid all purple accessories, just to keep safe.
Rose: What's the emergency?
The Doctor: It's mauve.
Rose: Mauve?
The Doctor: Universally recognised colour for danger.
Rose: What happened to red?
The Doctor: That's just humans. By everyone else's standards, red's camp.
Oh, the misunderstandings! All those "red alerts," all that
dancing.
_The Empty Child_
http://www.otd.com/~paul/Quote/doctor.who.html
Sung to Gwynne: You are the wind beneath my wings.
I'm not smug, I'm just way cooler than you.
I lost out on that Zero Punctuation job as the Rough Expressionless photo only because I wasn't emotionless enough for him.
I would salute, but I can't pull my arm up to my face because it's so big.
Sir! I can explain the pink tutu, sir!
I like making kissy faces. For fun, of course.
Look hun, if you want to make it into the fashion industry, you must have style and class. Take this catwalk for an example.... You see that? *walks* Style and class. You need to walk like you have your act together even if you don't. Fake it till you make it, hun. That's what I live by.
Sir yes sir!
Thinking: Tehe no one can tell I'm wearing a thong...
Dang, I bet Malachite looks great in a thong.....
I've been away from women too long on this base....
Hey who's that hottie smiling up there?
I love a sexy Malachite in uniform.
I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave...
...this thread because you're so silly! :P
Oh look, snow!
Take the photo already, my beret is falling off!
I may be old, but I'm still KATty on the inside.
I been standing here so long that the pigeon poop feels natural.
Stare into my eyes...
...and this model is wearing a red dress.......
Soon little rabbit.. soon.
I love static electricity, makes me feel all tingly
Dammit, third boyfriend I've drowned this week.
(So. Can't. Sleep.)
Mmmm look at this face. Gorgeous, hunny....gorgeous!
Fission Mailed
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:laugh:
My tesla coil make me feel electric !!
Hey!! Stop pointing that thing at me, it could go off.
You didn't just say that.
hey, LordKAT, they're playing your song :-)
Blue eyes laughing in the sun
Laughing in the rain
Babys got blue eyes
And I am home, and I am home again
Squirrel!
Who's a cute squirrel? You are! :-*
I wear branches on my head to give hawks a place to perch.
That shiny branch looks like a perfect place to perch.
I got a glow on!
*flash*
Agent Kay: All right, CindyCD, there was no alien. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
Oh no, the cats have eaten my penguins!
Oh, you mean *Xmas*! You must be using an archaic pronunciation, like when you say "ask" instead of "axe".
Guess which one of us ate the canary?
Don't make me use my teachers voice, no wait..make me use my teachers voice!!
Truly blinding beauty.
Did I eat your canary?? Look into my eyes and ask that question again.
I have cookies for you, kids!
Until I came along and ate them ;D. :angel:
You're seriously telling me that Jaffa Cakes *AREN'T* cakes? :laugh: <333
Now look what you've done to me. Recalcitrant woman that you are. You've upset me that you won't accept Jaffa cakes as cakes and now my mascara is running. Boo Hoo
Now sit down and eat your dinner dear or I'll tell Santa.
I think the flash on that camera was a little too bright.
What? I never cheat! I just always win this game.
I'm just wingin' it
Reflection of personality machine. This one is bright.
Don't make fun of my ears. It runs in the family.
fiction or non-fiction?
Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur,
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr
And now, showcasing the latest in red...
YAY. ....... it's party time.
Need I even say a thing?
You see that? Yep, it's a Mobius strip in the shape of an infinity sign 8)
I'll get used to walking in heels if I keep practicing.
AAARRRGHH!! Bow before me!!
Give me five! *removes hand* Hahahaha gotcha!
No, no. It's not me pointing the gun. It's the other guy. Better do what he says.
Wait mom, I'm almost done!
Now who's the crazy one round here? Eh?
I'm like wine. I only get better with age. 8)
Businessman by day, masked gunman by night.
Was that Keanu Reeves?
I am Kommando Kat!
Are you sure that wondering around the airport is actually part of the training curriculum?
Pssst! I'm not wearing underwear! Don't look!
Please...no autographs!
Getting ready to present the new princess.
Stupid bird got away. If I don't find anything else to eat, I will starve. I hate being an ice KAT.
Malachite vanished and don't know the way back.
No worries, with my keen tracking senses he won't be lost for long
I'm so bad-ass, I put my boots on - in the bath! :icon_ciggy:
Get that bug off of me. It's on my neck.
I said meow, dammit, meow !!
Do you think this teeth whitener works? It seems to light up my face too.
Well, will you look at that?
Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of gods grey
Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!
Daaaad! Are we there yet?? :laugh:
(think about it :P )
To switch emotion states, insert computer chip in neck.
Now how does that little horsie thing move again?
I know something you don't know
Offscreen: Checkmate!
Edge: GAAAAH!
I know they sell fur stoles here somewhere.
I'm not going to be made into a fur stole.
Maybe a live stole, wonder if they make such things.
I'm a feline Casanova, baby!
(I'm going to see Brian Setzer tonight in my polka dot rockabilly dress!)
Guess what I did with your shoe
Quote from: Jill F on December 21, 2013, 02:26:53 PM
I'm a feline Casanova, baby!
(I'm going to see Brian Setzer tonight in my polka dot rockabilly dress!)
but not a teeny weeny polka dot bikini?
Caption: Someone ate my shoe! Bad kitty!
KAT class
Thursdays, 7:00-8:30
Accepting registrations now!
...and the ants go marching on....
The world is my litter box.
Any guesses as to what is making me blush?
Was that a mouse I just saw?
Would the woman in the red dress please return to checkout number 3. You have left your shopping behind.
I see what you're doing over there!
Wouldn't you know it. Just another of those bad hair days
Ye, I did it.
and this is the proper and stylish way to wear fur..
*wink wink*
Excuse me, do you have any grey poupon?
Hey officer, could you get that light out of my eyes?
Ahaahahahaha that's funny little critter....touch my coat and I will kill you.
Chuck Norris is so tough, he can...
Does this count as an infinite amount of ants?
Well, hi there! How may I help you?
Don't tell mom, but I made cookies!
cause I got Kat style and I got Kat class
I won't let Santa steal my place in the spotlight!
Where is a mouse? There is a mouse! Mmm... mouse...
KATs are friends!
I bet you wish that you'd look half as good in this dress as I do.
Quote from: LordKAT on December 23, 2013, 04:47:55 AM
Don't tell mom, but I made cookies!
Yeah, then she sold them all and made a ton of cash. Then in typical Portia fashion, bought her mother a present. Isn't she sweet?
WHAT?!?! My ears are NOT too small! And yes that's where they're supposed to be on my head.
I gave up on the standard 10-power monocle for detailed work... now I use the female powered one... It just looks better on me.
As I keep telling myself, things are looking up ... so I'm looking up (even though I'm already pretty tall).
Falcon,
PUNCH!
I didn't do it!
Hey, Peregrine. I thought we could have lunch together. I brought some of your fave (punched) treats for you ... I hope lunch is a knockout!!!
I'm eternally walking around.
I got you right where I want you, Dr. Who. You never leaving here, hehe.
You done messed up A A Ron!
Yeah that's right, where is the competition at?
This film said color, where is the color?!?
Darn, my meal got away.
Ha! I shot that food before that KAT got it.
Hey, bring back my Kat food !!
Uhg Photographers. The bane of a superstar, smile and .....
I just got a new cell provider... and they call *me* spotty!
Hello tall and handsome.
Were you talking to me?
Geek Power!
Damn right I'm gonna get Ellie to the Fireflies.
.......... and once I've got Ellie to the Fireflies, I'M YOURS!!!!
Oh that hunk over there is mine!
I need some one to show me how to shave
Hey, Sexy!
These new dentures look lovely! Time to put them in.
No new dentures means no more smile for you!
You really think I'm going to eat that?
I need a pet KAT.
........ so what do you think of my Christmas present??
It was a makeover and facial from the local salon. ;D
Nice try, but you can't sneak up on me.
I'm a cute, fluffy little KittyKAT and there's nothing you can do about it.
It is MY shirt and you can't have it.
*stares at Amy's shirt*
It's a women's shirt man, I don't think it would look good on you! ;)
and what's more, it was the last one in stock too.
Trying to sell me a bridge, eh?
still looking for the light at the end of the tunnel. I can't even find the tunnel.
Right behind the ear, Oo, that's it! Scratch more! Purrr, purr....
You're blinding me with science!
Squirrel!
Tanning at night wasn't such a good idea after all.
Now where did my chauffeur run off to.
Ol' Blue Eyes
And the little one stopped to tie his shoe ...
Hahahaha, that mouse is mine.....
Darn it! It went into that stupid hole.....grrrrrrrrawwwwwk!
Who ate the last cookie!
::intense stare::
Don't you wish you had teeth like mine?
I'm too cool for color.
::spits out chewing tobacco::
A smile like this can light up the world.
I'm too big to fit into Willow's pet carrier.
Looks like I'm not getting on the plane.
::SINGS::
Stroll down the runway
Another payday
Cover of magazines
And when they see me
They want to be me
I am your fantasy
Cover girl!
And now for tomorrows weather forecast, we cross to Shaina, our weather girl.
"Thank you Ross. For tomorrow's forecast. In the east it will be ...............
Title below the lovely portrait: "The Cat who Swallowed the Canary". :)
Never a bad hair day.
No, that wasn't my "I'm going to Disneyland" look. This is my "I'm going to Disneyland" look. Can't you tell the difference?
Doctor Malachite informs me that you are to have your heart removed.
Quote from: Willow on December 27, 2013, 02:54:41 AM
I'm too big to fit into Willow's pet carrier.
Looks like I'm not getting on the plane.
:( And more snow coming this weekend. Time to get a bigger cat carrier.
Caption: Miss mischievous, that' me.
Upgrade to Snow Leopard: 95% complete
Haha, I'm so not good at this. How do you use this Skype thing?
I know I have bad breath but you don't have to point it out!
Where did the sun go, I only rested my eyes for a moment.
I'm here to sell you the best mouse trap invention of all time.
NOW BUY IT - OR ELSE.
I was never the goody two shoes in high school. It was always much funner to be the bad girl >:-)
warned you I was contagious.
In answer to you query in regards to farting in the wilderness, yes, not only does someone hear it but they also smell it as well
Dang these new fang dangled washing machines. They said it would do boots and all.
Well the damn boots have shrunk haven't they. What about me?
You do know, that will get you in trouble if you do it.
I am auditioning for the face of the new mac os x, what do you think my chances are?
Decisions, decisions, do I ban or do I caption?
Stray KAT strut, I'm a ladies' KAT,
A feline Casanova, hey man, thats where its at
That's right, the new Doctor picked ME to be his companion!
That's right, I've got girl power. It's written all over my face.
Amy is showing the newest Time Lord shirt up for auction.
The shirt, not the girl.
Oh dear. The regeneration has gone terribly askew. :-\
Infinite ants, what could be worse for a picnic?
Dude, are you ready for the Dr. Who marathon? I totally am.
I better not get sick, I better not get sick, I better not get sick.
We Dr. Who fans don't take to kindly to those who are against our leader. You can just sit there all tied up and think about what you have said until you are ready to apologize.
I hope this mask works against undead germs. Raccoon City is not a good place to get sick.
That's right, snow zombies, bring it on! A pack of zombies can't beat a KAT!
I hate this pic. It looks like I'm wearing a wedding veil.
Katnip is my drug of choice !!
Voldemort's sexy sister.
(due to the extra white looking skin and not being able to see your nose ;))
Amy is BANNED for naming he who must not be named.
But being as I'm a snow leopard, the most powerful KAT in the Himalaya, and would rip your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
Gwynne is BANNED for thinking grammar is worth writing/reading about.
That's right, I can ban people in the caption the avatar thread. I can do whatever I want, 'cause I'm the baddest KAT in the whole world!
I know how to read KATs.
Would someone PLEASE kiss me. I so want to change back into Prince Charming.
Oh brother, I kissed a KAT, and he is still a KAT.
I am prince charming, and a KAT!
Maka, the ladies Oracle.
Prince Charming wishes he was a Kat.
Edge contemplates the meaning of life and forgets it is his move. Now if only the answer (42) had made itself known earlier, he just might have won the game.
KAT forgot his towel.
Frigga's Frost Giant to Odin's Thor 2
Grue! I meant "Grue!" ;)
Welcome to the castle of Her Benevolent Tallness.
Whatever... Fine... I'll just play by myself.
Does this flag make my biceps look big? Good.
Ye, I outgrew my hair, so sue me.
Pet me... I dare you
My gas-powered flamethrower.
Hair, not quills! Hair, I tell you!
This is our new text book, take care of it.
Don't fold, spindle, or mutilate.
I'm glad that I'm not visiting Cindy in sizzling Adelaide with this fur coat on.
Who's that skinny-dipping out there?
Hey guys, Mom made cookies!
Woot, I now have 8k posts!
Yes, I know there are snails on my head. Why do you ask?
What do you mean "Let the past go?"
Quote from: Malachite on December 31, 2013, 11:57:28 PM
Yes, I know there are snails on my head. Why do you ask?
Look, it's Ryan Kalil!
Today's lesson is found in Chapter 15, Gerrands and Gerundigs. Can we all please open our books.
Mother knows best look.
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times. IM NOT A CAT!!!! Get it.
You did what?
Everything the light touches is our kingdom...
Rosie knows KATs.
look its lunch
Domestic letter rate is 52¢/stamp.
Someone really needs to get the FDA on the line....
You want me to put a rivet where?
There ain't a whole lot we do round here without boots... And a hat.
No one could be more patriotic as they eat their sandwich than I...
In case you hadn't noticed...
Pshaw, you're making me blush.
Quote from: Jill F on January 03, 2014, 03:23:31 AM
In case you hadn't noticed...
KAT, LordKAT
Agent 009 Lives
I still don't know what that is?
Last cruise I take. It's close to midnight and no one has asked me to dance yet.
Yes, as a matter of fact, I DO have eyes in the back of my head.
Stop making me laugh when I have a mouth full of cheesecake.
To hell with bears... I got a dawg!
Ham, or tuna salad for lunch?
Where is gate 8.5? There is 8 and back there is 9.....
I don't care if people comment that my girlfriend is a real dog, I love her and she loves me and that is all that matters
Very refreshing getting throw in the rain barrel. Now to dry out my boots.
Quote from: LordKAT on January 05, 2014, 02:20:41 AM
Very refreshing getting throw in the rain barrel. Now to dry out my boots.
You're lucky it's a cold day. >:-)
This came from where.... eeeewwewe
Sheala's pic for the cover of her new book.
I'm sorry. I'm near sighted. Just because you've got a fury body, I thought you were one of us.
Say whaaaa?
Quaaaccccckkkk!
A tad moldy, methinks.
The mighty tiger, fierce predator and hunter. Definitely not cuddly. Nope.
Hi friends :)
Time to go to the New One (https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/topic,157215.msg1329785.html#msg1329785)