I will provide an answer, you ask the question, then leave a new answer for the next poster.
Answer: A grilled cheese sandwich.
What is the only use for american cheese?
Answer: Lobster
What's the best crustacean in the nation?
Answer: The cell phone.
The primary intention in the design of these portable devices was to allow access to distant communication throughout a wide, geographical area. While in the 1980's you may have found them large and inefficient to carry around, these days you can easily just slip them into your pocket.
Answer: Venus
What is the second planet from the sun, named after the Roman goddess of love and beauty.
Answer: Clothespins.
What are the indispensable tools for building blanket forts with?
Answer: kitty!
Blanket forts? Wow, you just sent me back to pajamas with feet!
Anyhoo, name a famous song by the Presidents Of The United States Of America.
Answer: A guitar.
What did Jimi Hendrix set on fire during a performance?
Answer: Margaritaville
Where're all the Parrot Heads?
Answer: Mistletoe
What is a magical Celtic herb?
Answer: Honky Tonk Badonkey Donk
What are the only words you can say after being bucked off a mechanical bull?
Answer: cheese
What's the best thing that ever happened to sour milk?
Answer: Marbles.
What is what you lose?
answer: moose poo
You don't want to step in this, do you?
Answer: Just a pinch.
What is the lie they say when give a shot?
Answer: In Reverse
What is the best way to back the car out of the garage?
Answer: Music.
What soothes the savage beast?
Answer: Delaware
Question: What will Dell call their line of Artificial Intelligence enhanced computers?
Answer: Bruised
How did that one leave my funny bone?
Answer: The Moon.
What is it called when a plumber bends over?
Answer: Doo-Wop
What comes between Stop! and Roll!
Answer: Bread.
[Might have hurt but it got the thread moving again :)]
Question: What should you burp before putting it away?
Answer: gazebo
What do you have when you cross a constrictor with a gazelle?
Answer: Twister
What's a good way to kill time naked?
Answer: French fries.