My nipples are fairly large and I generally ignore them but it's cold and they just did the wrinkly shrinking thing (that hurts.) Holy !@#$ I've never been afraid of nipples this much. They're so bleeping weird looking getitoffgetitoff!
I hear ya, ma man. They are just....bleeeuuurgh. Also because they are attached to these bags of fat. How can anyone want that on his/her chest?