Pizza will get you there, what else?
Nothing does it like Crunch Berries. But its such a tasty pain...
I'll bet I haven't had Crunch Berries in thirty years!
Chicharones with habañero sauce. ¡Ay, caramba!
That's like chemical warfare!
Cheese puffs, like sandpaper!
Hot cocoa...drunk thru a small straw. (Don't ask...ok, do: I was at a drive-in. It happened. I learned. :-\ )
Cocoa usually gives me the "I can't feel the tip of my tongue" feeling, now I've learned how to avoid that! :laugh:
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on October 10, 2013, 07:45:56 PM
Cocoa usually gives me the "I can't feel the tip of my tongue" feeling, now I've learned how to avoid that! :laugh:
Yeah, just be careful...after burning the roof of my mouf, I decided to aim a bit lower with the straw...and burned my thonghe.
You're a fathst learner, huh? >:-)
REAL jerk chicken! Holy crap, my tastes buds have been permanently burned off from that!
Sour Crybaby gum
Hot coffee from McDonald's -- not only is it disgusting beyond belief, they have the temperature set to hotter than the human body can withstand. I made the mistake of buying one the other week and couldn't drink it for an hour because it was so hot. Once it cooled off enough to drink, I had to dump it out because it was so gross.
Quote from: Malachite on October 10, 2013, 10:01:35 PM
Sour Crybaby gum
You reminded me ... Warheads candy
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These things are killers.
Quote from: Jamie de la Rosa on October 10, 2013, 10:11:37 PM
You reminded me ... Warheads candy
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These things are killers.
Yes! not only because they are so sour, but because the small cracks in the candy will tear the insides if your mouth up in a heartbeat. THEN add the sour effect to it....it's like putting lemon juice and salt in a wound.
Let's not forget PIXIE STICKS!
Try putting half a pack of Icebreakers in your mouth.
Ouch.
I didn't taste anything for the next day.
Hotter that Atomic Fireballs were Jolly Rancher Cinnamon Fire Stix
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I think we can tell who has the dental issues in this topic.
These will also pull your fillings out!!
What a bunch of softys!Vicious viper sauce come on and have a go if you think you're hard enough!
The Jolly Rancher company started off in Golden, Colorado, as a Mom & Pop operation.
So two of my favorite youthful indiscretions came from Golden - Jolly Rancher candies and Coors beer. ;)
Pop Rocks candy. It's like little flash bangs going off!
Light Bulbs...if not done properly
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Mac n cheese. Though bacon has done it, too.
I'm occasionally punished by my love of hot, hot, hot coffee. Thing is, I just get so disappointed if it reaches room temperature before I'm done and I like to sip it slowly. Putting it in a thermal mug usually solves the problem.
If I hadn't seen the picture of it I wouldn't have believed it,a friend on holiday in America found a hot sauce called Bubba's Butt Blaster on sale.Don't know how hot it is though
Quote from: big kim on October 11, 2013, 12:27:35 PM
If I hadn't seen the picture of it I wouldn't have believed it,a friend on holiday in America found a hot sauce called Bubba's Butt Blaster on sale.Don't know how hot it is though
Usually the one's with ridiculous names are exaggerations.
Quote from: big kim on October 11, 2013, 12:27:35 PM
If I hadn't seen the picture of it I wouldn't have believed it,a friend on holiday in America found a hot sauce called Bubba's Butt Blaster on sale.Don't know how hot it is though
Right here: http://www.hotsauceworld.com/hsw1967bb.html
How did the grilled cheese sandwich not get mentioned yet? That's like lava on bread. It will burn your fingers, too.
Pineapple and kiwi does it for me. My mouth is super sensitive so the skin peels right off when I eat sour stuff.
Same goes for certain hard things (no giggity).
Sweet Tarts and Smarties (Rockets in Canada). Dextrose. Mouth destroyers. Last things eaten from the Halloween candy.
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on October 16, 2013, 01:29:26 PM
How did the grilled cheese sandwich not get mentioned yet? That's like lava on bread. It will burn your fingers, too.
Geez Dev, Would you please put a seat belt warning up before the posts. I fell off the chair laughing at you again!!!
I realize I'm new here, is there a training class for us newbies to handle your humor without life support? LOL! Just Gotta Luv Ya. Jo
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on October 16, 2013, 01:29:26 PM
How did the grilled cheese sandwich not get mentioned yet? That's like lava on bread. It will burn your fingers, too.
On that note, has no one yet mentioned McDonald's apple pies? Or is that before the time of most of these youngsters here?
too much skillet toast will do it to me, but i have a pretty sensitive mouth.
Cap'n Crunch will do it.
And any kind of microwaveable "pocket". Those things are always either totally frozen or hot as magma. There's no in-between.
Something I did recently...
Coneheads movie, Beldar takes a bit from molten hot pizza and makes a high pitched sqeal, arms stretched out -just a bit of flailing motion.
I did that. Omg, I did spit out the lava like molten cheese. I didn't use windex to put out the fire on the roof of my mouth though.
Pizza, man! Every time, and I never learn. Papa Smurfys especially. ;)
My dinner last night - hot chilli con carne eaten on 0.5cm thin french bread slices. Tasted fantastic. Skin blistered and then shredded about 20 minutes later.
Scones. I love the taste but I soon regret it. Within minutes my mouth feels like I am lost in the Sahara. Does nobody make them without baking soda?
Quote from: Devlyn Marie on October 16, 2013, 01:29:26 PM
How did the grilled cheese sandwich not get mentioned yet? That's like lava on bread. It will burn your fingers, too.
I suppose that's the same as Welsh rabbit. My brother made some when I was 6 or 7. He picked it up with a tea towel and told me to take it. His obvious distress made me defer, and he put it down on a dining chair with a red plastic seat cover, which immediately melted.
So my mother wouldn't notice, he tried to fix the chair with pink toilet paper. She noticed, though.
BLTs on dark toast.