SO I have an awkward moment nearly every day and have fun sharing them with friends. If-by some miracle-nothing awkward happens to me then we make stuff up (like a for instance!)
So I want to hear about all your awkward moments, both real and imagined!
Rule: It should be phrased "That awkward moment when [insert moment, story, picture, etc.]"
I'll start!
That awkward moment when you start a game and you're not sure anyone wants to play! :P
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That awkward moment when....someone is viewing your profile right at the same time you are viewing theirs here.
That awkward moment when you jump up and down in public because someone wanted to play! ;D
That awkward moment when....you're the first person after the OP to participate in the awkward moment game and the OP jumps up and down because of that.
That awkward moment when... you get owned on your first thread lol.
That awkward moment when......I feel bad for doing the owning. :(
That awkward moment when...you try to hug someone over a distance to console them for the owning!
Oh and that really awkward moment when...you need to get ready for a party and you're on Susans! Peace!
That awkward moment when....you want to go to a Halloween party but there are none around >.>
That awkward moment when you post on a thread and realize you're interrupting a private conversation. ;D
that awkward moment when your carefully worded post is worthless because some said the same thing and types faster than you.
That awkward moment when you tell a really clever joke and nobody gets it, so they all think you're an idiot.
That awkward moment when... you freak out when meeting Willow in person :-P
That awkward moment when you have a wedgie in public.
Quote from: Malachite on November 08, 2013, 01:30:38 PM
That awkward moment when you have a wedgie in public.
That awkward moment when you catch someone pulling out a wedgie and make eye contact :icon_eek:
That awkward moment you realize your medical glove powder left a hand print in wedgie area!
Quote from: Shaina on November 08, 2013, 01:43:16 PM
That awkward moment when you catch someone pulling out a wedgie and make eye contact :icon_eek:
Arrrgh, I would hate that!
That awkward moment when....you make a comment on a thread you didn't start and you get a bunch of replies to it.
Quote from: Malachite on November 08, 2013, 02:09:44 PM
That awkward moment when....you make a comment on a thread you didn't start and you get a bunch of replies to it.
That awkward moment you realize you cant have everything. *giggle* :)
That awkward moment when you realize you actually have nothing , it just looks like something, but everything is gone.
That awkward moment when your friend leaves the room so you fart in their pudding and it splatters but when your friend comes back, they don't notice the splatter and eats the pudding anyways. :eusa_sick:
True story! ::)
Amy
Quote from: Jessica Merriman on November 08, 2013, 02:15:05 PM
That awkward moment you realize you cant have everything. *giggle* :)
That awkward moment when....people giggle a lot around you.
That awkward moment when, your missing packer appears on the floor by your ankle.
That awkward moment when your mom walks through the room during the ONLY sex scene in the movie, and says, "are you watching porn?"
Quote from: Jillian on November 08, 2013, 10:00:49 PM
That awkward moment when your mom walks through the room during the ONLY sex scene in the movie, and says, "are you watching porn?"
I so had this happen during a Tarzan movie.
That awkward moment when you make a thread with a sincere question and its taken as trying to be controversial
Quote from: <3 on November 08, 2013, 10:04:09 PM
That awkward moment when you make a thread with a sincere question and its taken as trying to be controversial
Aww. :( You can link this hug to that thread to show them what's up! *HUG* (http://*hug*) :)
That awkward moment when you're confronted about something innocent that is easily explained but for some reason you get the giggles and it makes you look like a liar!
That awkward moment when...you need to sleep and realize you can't look away from Susan's :P
That awkward moment when....
a resume wants your work experience, but you have none.....
That awkward moment when you post in a thread and everyone else gets a response except for you.
Quote from: Amelia Pond on November 09, 2013, 07:51:50 AM
That awkward moment when you post in a thread and everyone else gets a response except for you.
I HATE that....especially when people that not only posted above you but
below you get a response and you don't. I find that disrespectful and it makes me wants to just delete my post....but I don't because I like seeing my post count climb.
That awkward moment when....you have an addiction to having a huge amount of posts.
That awkward moment when you start a thread and lots of people have viewed it but no one replies and you desperately need someone to reply.
That awkward moment when the same situation as above happens except as well as no replies, very few views as well.
That awkward moment when....you see someone view a thread multiple times but never replies.
That awkward moment when you wonder if Malachite might be talking about you because you do that sometimes
That awkward moment when you realize that you were thinking the same thing as one of your friends.
That akward moment when....people are thinking about me.
That awkward moment when you're a lesbian and become attracted to a guy but not guys in general.
That awkward moment when there are literally no staff online...
That awkward moment when an innocent comment makes you feel bad for giving up on something. :(
That awkward moment when you get on an elevator in the lobby and press the 26th floor button and pass gas thinking you're all alone and someone stops the doors at the last second and six nicely dressed men and women get on. :icon_mrgreen:
That awkward moment when Auntie Shan starts talking about
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The awkward moment when as a teenager you find out that girls fart! (Shan ends her junior high humor here)
that awkward moment when your friend wants you to explain the difference between homosexuality and transsexuality, and you try your best to do that without relating to yourself
That awkward moment when you're in a relationship and you're mad that they're trying to change you but you're doing the same thing. :'(
That awkward moment when.....you write a somewhat long and meaningful post only for the next post to start a new page so hardly anyone sees what you wrote. :/
That awkward moment when you get a lot of attention from boys and none from any real men :embarrassed:
Quote from: Shaina on November 11, 2013, 11:26:22 PM
That awkward moment when you get a lot of attention from boys and none from any real men :embarrassed:
I'm not a boy! What do you mean I don't pay attention.
What did you say again?
That awkward moment when....a guy hits on me....especially when I'm not trying to look pretty.
Quote from: LordKAT on November 11, 2013, 11:29:56 PM
I'm not a boy! What do you mean I don't pay attention.
What did you say again?
That awkward moment when LordKAT makes you laugh out loud and wake up your roomie! :P
That awkward moment when....you can't stop smiling because of a certain person.
That awkward moment when.....
You accidentally blow a kiss to the straight woman you've had a secret crush on for 5 years.....
That awkward moment when...
... you & your boyfriend are downstairs watching some porn late at night, and your 12-year-old brother (who went to bed two hours ago) wanders into the room looking for a midnight snack. :o
True story. :embarrassed:
That akward moment when....you try to flex your muscles but it's nothing but fat. :(
Quote from: Malachite on November 12, 2013, 11:47:29 AM
That akward moment when....you try to flex your muscles but it's nothing but fat. :(
Or used to be able to do 20 crisp pushups clapping your hands between them and have a tough time doing one now! ???
That awkward moment when...a guy you like gives you a pet name and you somehow like it better than your own :P
Quote from: Shantel on November 12, 2013, 11:56:46 AM
Or used to be able to do 20 crisp pushups clapping your hands between them and have a tough time doing one now! ???
*pats on the back* I imagine that would be awkward, perhaps a little depressing. :(
Quote from: Shaina on November 12, 2013, 02:14:19 PM
That awkward moment when...a guy you like gives you a pet name and you somehow like it better than your own :P
That awkward moment when you don't know how to respond to a person's statement. lol
That awkward moment when you are in a meeting and your(seemingly) loud ostomy farts and feels ready to burst the bag. Talk about gain weight quick!
That awkward moment when a person you like starts talking about farts.
That awkward moment when you feel the warmth of your cat snuggling up to you.....only to look down & realize he's peeing on your thigh. No lie.
That awkward moment when you join in a game late and don't know exactly what to write.
That awkward moment when the well endowed waitress bends over to take your order and she catches you inadvertently looking down her top. :D
That awkward moment when people stare at you in the library for giggling like its a crime! :police:
::looks over Auntie Shan's shoulder at waitress::
Quote from: Shaina on November 12, 2013, 08:23:53 PM
That awkward moment when people stare at you in the library for giggling like its a crime! :police:
::looks over Auntie Shan's shoulder at waitress::
It is a crime, 30 lashes with a wet noodle.
That awkward moment when....your talking to a gamer but then you find out they only have an xbox or mostly plays on the xbox.
That awkward moment when...you're trying to understand what's wrong with xbox ???
That awkward moment when....a person doesn't know what's wrong with xbox. >.>
As a Sony fanboy....yeaaah lol
That awkward moment when...you realize your friend is a gaming elitist lol :eusa_naughty:
That awkward moment when....I'm called a gaming elitist, yet I play on easy mode LOL.
Quote from: Malachite on November 12, 2013, 11:27:43 PM
That awkward moment when....I'm called a gaming elitist, yet I play on easy mode LOL.
I didn't say it was you Boss! :P
That awkward moment when...you're tired but don't regret the fun you had getting that way
Night folks!
That awkward moment when you have been owned!
That awkward moment when you come into a thread and it's Shaina, Malachite, Shaina, Malachite, Shaina, Malachite...and feel bad posting in the middle.
Quote from: Orange Creamsicle on November 13, 2013, 02:45:11 AM
That awkward moment when you come into a thread and it's Shaina, Malachite, Shaina, Malachite, Shaina, Malachite...and feel bad posting in the middle.
That awkward moment when...you're excited to read Orange Creamsicle's post and realize you've discouraged her! :embarrassed:
Oops, wrong room! :embarrassed:
That awkward moment when....my name is mentioned.
Quote from: Malachite on November 13, 2013, 09:16:49 AM
That awkward moment when....my name is mentioned.
You mean Malachite?
You could have an awkward moment and shorten it to Mal, when you're you feeling Mal-content! :icon_peace:
That awkward moment when you're happy that class is cancelled, but the circumstances are extremely sad.
Quote from: Shantel on November 13, 2013, 09:23:02 AM
You mean Malachite?
You could have an awkward moment and shorten it to Mal, when you're you feeling Mal-content! :icon_peace:
Well since I'm bleeding right now I think that claim is good for about 7 days. :D
Quote from: Malachite on November 13, 2013, 09:27:10 AM
Well since I'm bleeding right now I think that claim is good for about 7 days. :D
Hang in there hon, it will only get better!
That awkward moment when...you crack your phone's screen thanks to a runaway biker! >:(
Quote from: Shaina on November 13, 2013, 04:39:25 PM
That awkward moment when...you crack your phone's screen thanks to a runaway biker! >:(
Hope you didn't get hurt!
Quote from: Shantel on November 13, 2013, 04:48:19 PM
Hope you didn't get hurt!
I'm okay Mom!
That awkward moment when...you can't decide if you want to call Shantel Mom or Auntie and feel like a hillbilly :P
That awkward moment when you're trying to do the right thing but realize you're probably getting the mechanics all wrong. :(
That awkward moment when you're trying to do the sex thing but realize you're probably getting the mechanics all wrong. ;D
::)
That awkward moment when you're looking at this thread while playing a mission in GTA V Online and a bunch of enemies swarm you and you realize your partner died lol.
That awkward moment when...your thread is no longer PG-13...and you like it! >:-)
Quote from: Jillian on November 13, 2013, 04:56:34 PM
That awkward moment when you're trying to do the sex thing but realize you're probably getting the mechanics all wrong. ;D
::)
OMG thanks for that giggle--really needed it today!
That awkward moment when you say something NSFW and then realize your colleague has you on speakerphone.
Quote from: Valerie on November 13, 2013, 05:41:18 PM
OMG thanks for that giggle--really needed it today!
:)
That awkward moment when you realize it took you two days to respond. :P
That awkward moment when....sex is being talked about.
That awkward moment when.....you write a somewhat long and meaningful post but the very next post starts a new page so it's as if you never said anything at all. >.> I hate that.
That awkward moment when you post something positive and then stress over the wording, afraid someone will misunderstand and be offended. (Every. Freaking. Time!)
Quote from: Jillian on November 16, 2013, 01:51:28 PM
That awkward moment when you post something positive and then stress over the wording, afraid someone will misunderstand and be offended. (Every. Freaking. Time!)
I have this problem also. Sometimes I post it anyway.
That awkward moment when you're thrilled that a certain person struck up a conversation with you...and then you realize they were talking to someone behind you.
Quote from: Valerie on November 16, 2013, 04:39:30 PM
That awkward moment when you're thrilled that a certain person struck up a conversation with you...and then you realize they were talking to someone behind you.
Oh, that's painful and embarrassing! I'm so sorry. :(
That awkward moment when they wave at someone else and you wave back! :embarrassed:
Quote from: Jillian on November 16, 2013, 04:43:32 PM
Oh, that's painful and embarrassing! I'm so sorry. :(
That awkward moment when they wave at someone else and you wave back! :embarrassed:
Beyond awkward, I have experienced that! :icon_redface:
Quote from: Shaina on November 13, 2013, 04:51:48 PM
I'm okay Mom!
That awkward moment when...you can't decide if you want to call Shantel Mom or Auntie and feel like a hillbilly :P
Mom, Dad, Auntie is fair and refreshing, I have been called some awful things so this is all good with me hon!
That awkward moment when you post something that someone has already said... wait a second, has someone already posted that?
That awkward moment when you are presenting female and are feeling super good about it and go by Starbucks and they ask for your name and without thinking you blurt out <boy name> argh.....
That awkward moment when...you're in church and the pastor publicly welcomes you back because its been so long ...
::Imagine a bunch of old ladies in large floppy hats shaking their heads at you at the same time lol::
Quote from: Shaina on November 17, 2013, 01:18:44 AM
That awkward moment when...you're in church and the pastor publicly welcomes you back because its been so long ...
::Imagine a bunch of old ladies in large floppy hats shaking their heads at you at the same time lol::
That part about those old ladies shaking their heads, yeah..........very awkward. My sister did that to me (welcome me back) when I was younger, and the egotstical side of me loved every second of it and everyone clapping.
That awkward moment when....you stop working out due to slight depression and notice the small muscle you may have built has went away.
That awkward moment when getting a roast ready for the crock pot and having to go to the store at 5AM wearing PJ's to get a bottle of Guinness to create a delicious gravy. (On a mission from God!) :D
That awkward moment when...someone asks you to go to an event and you already have a date! :laugh:
That awkward moment when a coworker's daughter e-mails her, asking her opinion on furniture she's considering purchasing along with a photo link. Unable to open the link on her phone, your coworker asks you to navigate to the link on your work computer, which is conveniently handy. You do so, typing in the URL letter by letter as she dictates. You hit enter. And see pornography. ::)
(This happened a few years ago.) That awkward moment when your parents ask them for help on their computer. Upon fixing browser issues you start typing in a URL and from the history swinger sites start coming up. A few weeks earlier they found out my wife were I were kinky when we had to leave for a funeral in my wife's family and asked my mom to come by and feed our cats. We didn't put away all the toys in the bedroom. So yeah, our conversations are pretty wife open.
Quote from: enigma on November 18, 2013, 09:56:02 PM
(This happened a few years ago.) That awkward moment when your parents ask them for help on their computer. Upon fixing browser issues you start typing in a URL and from the history swinger sites start coming up. A few weeks earlier they found out my wife were I were kinky when we had to leave for a funeral in my wife's family and asked my mom to come by and feed our cats. We didn't put away all the toys in the bedroom. So yeah, our conversations are pretty wife open.
That awkward moment when...you read the above post and realize your moment wasn't
quite that awkward!
That awkward moment when you run into a boy you dated... and you're dressed like a boy... and you find out he also dated your friend... who's a boy. :D
that awkward moment when all your friends (all girls) start hugging each other and you stand aside, pretending you already hugged them if one turns to you.
That awkward moment when you fill a prescription and the pharmacist assumes that there must be a mistake. ::)
That awkward moment when you look at someone's profile and you see that they are looking at your profile.....
Quote from: Just Gwynne! on November 21, 2013, 05:24:09 PM
That awkward moment when you fill a prescription and the pharmacist assumes that there must be a mistake. ::)
Hah, we can all identify with that awkward moment! ;D
That awkward moment when...someone walks in on you changing...then they forget to close the door as they leave!
That awkward moment when....people can hear your stomach growl....
That awkward moment when you stare jealously at a beautiful girl, comparing yourself to her and feeling like crap about your gargantuan hairy body, and then her boyfriend gives you the "quit lookin' at my girl" look.
*sigh*
:eusa_wall:
That awkward moment when your 20-year-old daughter catches you putting a condom in your pocket before going out for the evening.
That awkward moment when...
...you feel like you may fail not just one, but two classes.
Quote from: Jillian on December 05, 2013, 10:21:46 PM
That awkward moment when you stare jealously at a beautiful girl, comparing yourself to her and feeling like crap about your gargantuan hairy body, and then her boyfriend gives you the "quit lookin' at my girl" look.
*sigh*
:eusa_wall:
Awwwww ):, *hugs*
That awkward moment when you show the cute new jeans you just got to one of your guy friends who doesn't know you're trans and he asks you "dude, what do you do with your junk when you wear those pants?" *eyeroll*
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That awkward moment when you get not double, but triple-taked by the little boy you passed in the restroom, and when he peeks around the corner again to check of he really just saw a teenage girl walk into the boys room, you are staring back at him.
When you're in the restroom stall taking care of business and suddenly the only roll of toilet paper slips and rolls out under the door. :icon_yikes:
That awkward moment when.... you're trying to navigate Susans on your phone.
Quote from: Shaina on December 07, 2013, 09:31:27 PM
That awkward moment when.... you're trying to navigate Susans on your phone.
It would be even more awkward for me since I barely know how to access internet on a phone. :D
That awkward moment when....you are listening to a R&B song titled "All Night Long" and you don't realize the song is about sex until it becomes obvious.
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That awkward moment when...Whovians invade! :P
That awkward moment when...
...your mother forwards an email straight to your dad after receiving it.
That awkward moment when to come out to a neighbor you've known for 10 years telling them that your Transgender MTF and find out that had thought you were transgender FTM since the first day they met you. - This just happened to me the other night.
Quote from: Sydney_NYC on December 11, 2013, 11:45:20 PM
That awkward moment when to come out to a neighbor you've known for 10 years telling them that your Transgender MTF and find out that had thought you were transgender FTM since the first day they met you. - This just happened to me the other night.
Happens to me all the time Sydney, it's what I get for being stuck in androgyny.
That awkward moment when you almost break into tears in the middle of delivering a seminar.
Quote from: Shantel on December 12, 2013, 08:53:15 AM
Happens to me all the time Sydney, it's what I get for being stuck in androgyny.
Perhaps that's a good thing for me since I just started HRT today :)
...your daughter tells you she's spending the night of her 22nd birthday at a motel with her new boyfriend.
That awkward moment when...Constance's name reminds you of Prince.
::sings Rasberry Beret::
That even MORE awkward moment when Malachite hasn't heard any Prince songs! O.O
That awkward moment when....your girlfriend is singing random Prince songs to you and you have no idea what those songs are.....
that awkward moment when the bus driver takes you for a guy and takes off while you're climbing in thinking you'd get in safely, but you're not as physically fit as a guy and barely save your dear life
...when you realize just how much of a sick-o you are because you're laughing your head off at a movie combat scene during which a great many (albeit minor) characters are killed.
That awkward moment when...you have a snow fight with your siblings and take a tumble down the hill and the dog takes advantage by humping my leg! Now there are pictures...
But I'm okay! :D
Quote from: Shaina on December 18, 2013, 11:33:17 PM
That awkward moment when...you have a snow fight with your siblings and take a tumble down the hill and the dog takes advantage by humping my leg! Now there are pictures...
But I'm okay! :D
That awkward moment when....you don't know how to feel about the above. >.> Grrrr....
The awkward moment when you are having what is supposed to be a fun, innocent snowball fight. Then you unknowingly scoop up a rock into a snowball and give someone a black eye. :o*
*: It happened to me in 5th grade. I was the one that threw the snowball.
Quote from: Shaina on December 18, 2013, 11:33:17 PM
That awkward moment when...you have a snow fight with your siblings and take a tumble down the hill and the dog takes advantage by humping my leg! Now there are pictures...
But I'm okay! :D
He likes you! :icon_hahano:
that awkward moment when everyone starts talking so enthusiastically about something you've never even seen... snow!
Quote from: YBtheOutlaw on December 19, 2013, 12:30:25 PM
that awkward moment when everyone starts talking so unenthusiastically about something you've never even seen... snow!
Correction
That awkward moment when you sit on a leather seat in 40C weather while wearing a short skirt and go OWWWW and there are only guys in the room :embarrassed:
Quote from: Cindy on December 20, 2013, 02:19:48 AM
That awkward moment when you sit on a leather seat in 40C weather while wearing a short skirt and go OWWWW and there are only guys in the room :embarrassed:
I always got a kick out of that, skirts or short shorts. I'M just glad it never happened to me.
Quote from: LordKAT on December 20, 2013, 02:27:27 AM
I always got a kick out of that, skirts or short shorts. I'M just glad it never happened to me.
Next time I will have it covered in fur!!!!!!!
And in your dreams KAT man!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
That awkward moment when you're bending over looking at the goodies in the display case at Starbucks and catch the barista checking out the braless muffins under your scoop-neck top. ;D
Quote from: Cindy on December 20, 2013, 02:29:07 AM
Next time I will have it covered in fur!!!!!!!
And in your dreams KAT man!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Sigh, yup in my dreams. I'd make a good
living fur seat.
...you realize that you are probably the grinch in kat guise.
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That awkward moment when you're scuba diving and see Adele, just rolling in the deep! Tee-Hee!
That awkward moment when you knock your growing chest against something and you sort of enjoy it in a painful kind of way. :laugh:
Quote from: Jenny07 on December 22, 2013, 03:55:48 AM
That awkward moment when you knock your growing chest against something and you sort of enjoy it in a painful kind of way. :laugh:
Which reminds me of that awkward moment when you tweak your aching nipples during a staff meeting. ;D
That awkward moment you accidentally set the alarm off in your used car, while you're in it in a crowded parking lot and have NO idea how to turn it off, let alone that you had an alarm to begin with!! (true story XD)
...you're enjoying a crumpet with cream cheese for breakfast and you suddenly taste mold. ???
Quote from: Constance on December 30, 2013, 10:29:33 AM
...you're enjoying a crumpet with cream cheese for breakfast and you suddenly taste mold. ???
:eusa_sick: :icon_blah:
That awkward moment when you realise you're the only "guy" in Bath and Body Works.
I really have to remember to act male when presenting as male.
Quote from: Constance on December 30, 2013, 10:29:33 AM
...you're enjoying a crumpet with cream cheese for breakfast and you suddenly taste mold. ???
That reminded me of one time when I was out at my dad's house. This was before my mom moved back in there so sometime's food was...questionable. :D I was eating a blueberry muffin and I had eaten about half of it. I turned the muffin around to start on the other side of it and it had all kinds of multi-colored mold on it. I damn near vomited right there in the kitchen.
Quote from: Laura Squirrel on December 31, 2013, 04:40:57 PM
That reminded me of one time when I was out at my dad's house. This was before my mom moved back in there so sometime's food was...questionable. :D I was eating a blueberry muffin and I had eaten about half of it. I turned the muffin around to start on the other side of it and it had all kinds of multi-colored mold on it. I damn near vomited right there in the kitchen.
The thing is, I didn't see any mold. I sure could taste it though.
That awkward habit I've developed of grabbing my chest when I rush down stairs so that things don't bounce and ache.
That moment in public first starting out, get cocky and pull something extremely manly! :embarrassed:
Quote from: Constance on December 31, 2013, 04:52:23 PM
The thing is, I didn't see any mold. I sure could taste it though.
I didn't taste any mold. That is why it was such a shock once I turned the muffin around. :o
That awkward moment when...Amelia isn't there to BAN me anymore!
Quote from: Shaina on December 31, 2013, 10:16:27 PM
That awkward moment when...Amelia isn't there to BAN me anymore!
That is indeed an awkward moment....
That awkward moment when the BANNED thread gets real. :-\
Chill in the air tonight.
Quote from: Gwynne on December 31, 2013, 10:55:22 PM
That awkward moment when the BANNED thread gets real. :-\
Family, did I miss something important? I'm sorry if I did and offended anyone. :embarrassed:
you are fine Jessica.
Quote from: LordKAT on December 31, 2013, 11:19:21 PM
you are fine Jessica.
Yes, she is. Sorry to startle you, Jessica. *hug*
I am OK now. It just hit me out of the blue. I had no idea. :)
That awkward moment when.....
your cell phone rings and you get all excited when you think it could be your girlfriend, but in it's actually someone else.
Quote from: Malachite on January 01, 2014, 10:24:21 PM
That awkward moment when.....
your cell phone rings and you get all excited when you think it could be your girlfriend, but in it's actually someone else.
EWW! That is a little awkward. And the winner is.....Malachite! ;D
Quote from: Jessica Merriman on January 01, 2014, 10:26:20 PM
EWW! That is a little awkward. And the winner is.....Malachite! ;D
It happened again, this time it was my father. bleh!
When you keep hitting the Go Up button and you are already at the top! ::)
when you get on the elevator after hitting the up instead of down arrow. You get on and the door closes, all good. then punch 1 first floor. The elevator thinks you went up first, reopens the door and some one just looks at you and wonders why you didn't get off.
Quote from: LordKAT on January 02, 2014, 04:35:46 AM
The elevator thinks you went up first, reopens the door and some one just looks at you
I think it is because no one expected a large rather hungry looking KAT there! *giggle* ;)
...you try to be a peacemaker but are either completely ineffectual or actually make things worse.
You lift your dress up to your waist to pull your tights up in the middle of a store, and then remember that you're not wearing a shirt and pants XD
(it was in the store I manage and no one was in there but my employee, but whoa, I was like WTF am I doing??? :o lol XD )
you're watching The Bachelor with your mom and then point out that the bachelor is a douchebag for screwing the 'slutty, too-forward woman' you love to hate and then acting like he's embarrassed and regrets it. My god, I've been reading too much feminist lit.
Quote from: FA on February 03, 2014, 09:46:54 PM
you're watching The Bachelor with your mom and then point out that the bachelor is a douchebag for screwing the 'slutty, too-forward woman' you love to hate and then acting like he's embarrassed and regrets it. My god, I've been reading too much feminist lit.
No you're cool! The Bachelor is such an insipid production on every level anyway, if you're going to watch that show you might as well read Cosmo and find out 31 new ways a women can float her man's boat. Sheesh! It's all such rubbish though isn't it? No wonder you got pissed watching that show! ;D :D
I get my hair cut at a salon and the gal styles me said she was ready for me earlier than I had expected. I said, "Gee I was hoping to have time to catch up on Cosmo!" All the women turned and laughed, they know that stuff is moronic crap and they thought it was just such a riot that I was even considering reading it.
That awkward moment when a guy on a dating site messages you and he's younger than both of your kids.
The awkward moment when your phone rings when you are with friends, and you say as a joke "Yay I have friends" And pick up to only say "Hi dad" to keep the joke up only to find out it really was your dad calling.
That awkward horrifying moment when you're looking at someone's profile on OKCupid and think, "He looks too young for me," and then you notice that he's 40 years old and you're only 4 years older than he is.
I'm too young to be this old. :-\