Warning to the ladies: this thread might not suit you
Ok guys. Let's get down to it. Is there one woman that you would give anything to have just one time?
When I was really young, I had a thing for Florence Henderson of the Brady Bunch. How weird is that?
Now. Lucy Liu -- no question for me.
I've had a long time thing for Jodi Foster, but I'd say Kirsti Alley. That sexy voice of hers gets me every time.
Dennis
Supposedly I've got a ressemblance with her (according to myheritage.com, though I ressemble others even more). She has a large face with a strong jawline and a small chin, like me.
Guys (or gals), you're free to lust on whoever you want. If you decide to lust on one of us though, you risk getting into trouble... ;)
Claudette Colbert is the most alluring actress ever and her voice drives me up the wall. I also wouldn't mind having Angelina Jolie (although her wildness/craziness kind of turns me off). And most recently, I can't get enough of this Ciara hip hop artist.
I watch her 'Like a boy' music video about 10x a day.
QuoteI also wouldn't mind having Angelina Jolie (although her wildness/craziness kind of turns me off).
See, that wild streak makes me nutz! She is number two on my list. I love a woman that fights back.
And who is that woman that was dancing in the video with the babe from Destiny's Child (the one from Austin Powers)? She was dancing with this latina chick and it was mind-blowing. I had never seen her before. Wow, she had the big sexy happening. ::uhhh:: y'know?
How many Keira's or Kiera's are there anyway? Now we know what kind of ladies y'all are, walking into the boy's room and all that. I posted a warning! What would your mother say? LOL! I'd never see Tink in here, I betcha.
I had to wait for H-mann to leave before I posted this one. I was afraid that he would stick his foot in his mouth before going to SF. That is a wild little man. He's cool.
Rachel (raquel?) Welch anytime right up until she was like 65
Pam anderson right up until she contracted hep c
Charo
Leela from Futurama especially with Katey Sagal's beautiful voice.
Zira (the ape) as played by Kim Hunter. Does she count as a woman?
QuoteZira (the ape) as played by Kim Hunter. Does she count as a woman?
Yo! This is YOUR hit list, not mine.
Who knew that beastiality could be so subjective in nature?
Posted on: July 03, 2007, 05:56:07 PM
QuoteThere's only two, it's almost like we are sisters, and what's it to ya?
We're not afraid of boys and the 'ole adage most certainly applies here.
Girls Rule, Boys Drool!!!
Always check to see if the dog is actually attached to the chain on the ground next to it, BEFORE you decide to poke it with a stick.
So you have to ask yourself little girl, just how fast can you run?
Quote from: Thundra on July 03, 2007, 05:56:07 PM
QuoteZira (the ape) as played by Kim Hunter. Does she count as a woman?
Yo! This is YOUR hit list, not mine.
Who knew that beastiality could be so subjective in nature?
I'm not sure that if a person can dress themselves and speak full sentences that they are a 'beast'. Considering Zira's civilized nature, she would be the one who is into bestiality if she was with me.
Edited because the previous reply was lame. - rebecca
Mmmmm....Madonna. Sure she's about 30 years older than me but shes tasty..
Geez Thundra....LOL ;D You should have made this thread for both genders...
I'm going to say it anyway....Nicholas Cage! :D >:D
tink :icon_chick:
Quote from: Nick on July 03, 2007, 06:17:10 PM
Mmmmm....Madonna. Sure she's about 30 years older than me but shes tasty..
There's a lot to be said for women at the peak of their maturity. Tasty, yum.
QuoteGeez Thundra....LOL You should have made this thread for both genders...
I'm going to say it anyway....Nicholas Cage!
Dissed in my own thread. This is so wrong....
How come the women I want to do would never want to do me?
The men too.
Thundra,
I don't suppose you could find any women who want to do me can you? I mean, just out of curiosity. Once we find them, we can punish them by telling them they can never have me. ??? There ain't nothing wrong with me. I have one eye, two tongues, and no chest. My shoulders rest directly on my hips. I should be crawling with women, or at the very least, mice.
OK, so I consider myself to be your standard run-of-the-mill straight girl. So usually, girls don't figuire in to things. That said though, there is someone that I would consider...
Björk. Without question. As long as she would insist on singing while we, ah, "do our thing".
And only if she wears that swan dress she wore to the oscars one year... ;D
Megan
Quote from: MeganRose on July 03, 2007, 10:28:49 PM
OK, so I consider myself to be your standard run-of-the-mill straight girl. So usually, girls don't figuire in to things. That said though, there is someone that I would consider...
OK, I'll bend the rules too...
Gina Gershon's "Corky" character (masculine lesbian) in the movie
"Bound..."~Kate~
Quote from: Kate on July 03, 2007, 10:45:45 PM
Quote from: MeganRose on July 03, 2007, 10:28:49 PM
OK, so I consider myself to be your standard run-of-the-mill straight girl. So usually, girls don't figuire in to things. That said though, there is someone that I would consider...
OK, I'll bend the rules too...
Gina Gershon's "Corky" character (masculine lesbian) in the movie "Bound..."
~Kate~
Oh wow, you almost made me pass out from excitement.
If I was with 'corky' she would definitely be the one who was doing the 'doing'. I would definitely be the fem in that relationship.
Okay,
There are certain women that I've told hubby that could make me into a lesbian. He always responds with "Good! That would mean we'd have something else in common!" He's such a crack up!
In no particular order:
Kate Beckinsale
Natalie Portman
Jacqueline Bisset
Angelina Jole
Katherine Zeta Jones
Raquel Welch
Milla Jovovich
I think that I'll quit making this list now. There are just too many beautiful women in this world.
Cindi
~laugh~ I could never be with a woman. Never have. Thus, I'll choose Stephen Baldwin. ~laugh~
Quote from: RebeccaFog on July 03, 2007, 09:53:39 PM
How come the women I want to do would never want to do me?
The men too.
Thundra,
I don't suppose you could find any women who want to do me can you? I mean, just out of curiosity. Once we find them, we can punish them by telling them they can never have me. ??? There ain't nothing wrong with me. I have one eye, two tongues, and no chest. My shoulders rest directly on my hips. I should be crawling with women, or at the very least, mice.
I often have money spiders crawling on me. Can't think of any famous men or women I'd like to have sex with me, but I know a hell a lot of real life ones.
Quote from: RebeccaFog on July 03, 2007, 09:53:39 PM
How come the women I want to do would never want to do me?
The men too.
I seem to have that problem too :-/ works with both genders though
Women... lets see....
Jessica Lackey (you wont know her, she'd the dancer from my fave band (Cruxshadows)
Lucy Lui
Karen O (Yeah Yeah Yeah's, band)
Angelina Jolie
Nigela Lawson (and i have no idea why, but her cooking turns me on)
I think thats it for now that i can think of.
Quote from: Thundra on July 03, 2007, 02:43:43 PM
Ok guys. Let's get down to it. Is there one woman that you would give anything to have just one time?
U know who thundra. >:D told u many times. aint postin her name here ;) >:D
gonna see. gonna see lol :laugh: :icon_dance:
QuoteKaren O (Yeah Yeah Yeah's, band)
What is it about Karen O? She's damn hot. Her voice does it for me too.
Shakira because well... she's a Colombian goddess. I like the natural Shakira though, with the darker hair and the clotted sand and stuff (well, my idea of the natural Shakira) I've fallen out with her at the moment as she's currently engaged to the Argentinian president's son. What can I say? We have issues.
Angelina Jolie before she went all maternal and weird on us.
Kate Moennig. She's the hottest androgynous (at least looks-wise) person I've seen in a long time. She'd be perfect if only she really
were like Shane from the L Word, although if she were she wouldn't be interested in me. Get her in those pinstripe suits already.
I almost forgot... Brody Dalle of The Distillers and now Spinerette. A lot of people think she's rough but I like my girls that way. Gimme a Tank Girl any day, baby.
Quote from: wishy on July 04, 2007, 03:15:04 AM
Nigela Lawson (and i have no idea why, but her cooking turns me on)
Me too! Me too! Not for HER, but just the whole thing is soooooo incredibly sensual... omg... lol...
Now THAT'S the kind of "porn" I like to watch :)
~Kate~
i forgot one... how could i?
Hale berry!! *drools*
Quote from: Kate on July 04, 2007, 11:07:04 AM
Quote from: wishy on July 04, 2007, 03:15:04 AM
Nigela Lawson (and i have no idea why, but her cooking turns me on)
Me too! Me too! Not for HER, but just the whole thing is soooooo incredibly sensual... omg... lol...
Now THAT'S the kind of "porn" I like to watch :)
~Kate~
lmao cooking porn lol I think it's the way she commentates on how she's really putting her hands into the mixture and getting a good feel of the texture... and stuff... and the fact she's always drunk! Or at least she should be with the amount i see her drink while she's cooking
Doh... I am not into girls, but like men who are rough and wild.
This is my ideal man...
http://www.viggophile.net/images/a/a09.jpg (http://www.viggophile.net/images/a/a09.jpg)
Now I wouldn't kick that out of bed...
Buffy
Quote from: Buffy on July 04, 2007, 11:27:09 AM
Doh... I am not into girls, but like men who are rough and wild.
This is my ideal man...
http://www.viggophile.net/images/a/a09.jpg (http://www.viggophile.net/images/a/a09.jpg)
Now I wouldn't kick that out of bed...
Buffy
What... the cat? O.o
Quote from: wishy on July 04, 2007, 11:33:32 AM
Quote from: Buffy on July 04, 2007, 11:27:09 AM
Doh... I am not into girls, but like men who are rough and wild.
This is my ideal man...
http://www.viggophile.net/images/a/a09.jpg (http://www.viggophile.net/images/a/a09.jpg)
Now I wouldn't kick that out of bed...
Buffy
What... the cat? O.o
Well the Cat and his two sisters sleep on my bed... but with a guy like Viggo,they would be thrown outside in a hurry!
It won't be them making the wailing noises!!!!
Buffy
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooow
Quote from: scurvydog on July 04, 2007, 10:44:39 AM
Shakira because well... she's a Colombian goddess. I like the natural Shakira though, with the darker hair and the clotted sand and stuff (well, my idea of the natural Shakira) I've fallen out with her at the moment as she's currently engaged to the Argentinian president's son. What can I say? We have issues.
I'd do her, too. I love her in her 'Hips don't Lie' video. That girl can move!
And I forgot to mention Beyonce. Really nice backside. And face. And whoever the hell that chick with the light color jeans is in Chingy's 'Dem jeans' video. Baby's got back! mmmmmmmmm
Posted on: July 04, 2007, 12:47:39 PM
It used to be Jennifer Lopez, but...
The first time I ever saw her was in 'Selena'. I was in love. I have that movie memorized.
Alas, I then saw her in other stuff and interviews and was sorely disappointed.
One word: ghetto
And that hair shade she's got going on blends into her skin color. Very unbecoming. The only thing she's got going on is a great backside. I'd only do her if she had a towel over that hair and tape over her mouth so I wouldn't hear none of that 'ghetto mama' crap.
Quote from: Nero on July 04, 2007, 01:09:42 PM
Quote from: scurvydog on July 04, 2007, 10:44:39 AM
Shakira because well... she's a Colombian goddess. I like the natural Shakira though, with the darker hair and the clotted sand and stuff (well, my idea of the natural Shakira) I've fallen out with her at the moment as she's currently engaged to the Argentinian president's son. What can I say? We have issues.
I'd do her, too. I love her in her 'Hips don't Lie' video. That girl can move!
And I forgot to mention Beyonce. Really nice backside. And face. And whoever the hell that chick with the light color jeans is in Chingy's 'Dem jeans' video. Baby's got back! mmmmmmmmm
Posted on: July 04, 2007, 12:47:39 PM
It used to be Jennifer Lopez, but...
The first time I ever saw her was in 'Selena'. I was in love. I have that movie memorized.
Alas, I then saw her in other stuff and interviews and was sorely disappointed.
One word: ghetto
And that hair shade she's got going on blends into her skin color. Very unbecoming. The only thing she's got going on is a great backside. I'd only do her if she had a towel over that hair and tape over her mouth so I wouldn't hear none of that 'ghetto mama' crap.
Ironically, my view on Jennifer Lopez is like from the song 'cripple creek'. "I hate the way she sings but I love to hear her talk" {paraphrase}.
Whoever said 'Halle Berry" should get fifty gold stars.
I know this sounds weird, but...
Captain Janeway from Star Trek!
Quote from: Andrew on July 04, 2007, 01:50:46 PM
I know this sounds weird, but...
Captain Janeway from Star Trek!
Ooh, she's hot. Also that woman who played the character named by a number (seven? nine? five?) in one of the Star Trek offshoots. Blonde, hot body. Can anyone remember what show and what char?
Dennis
Quote from: Dennis on July 04, 2007, 02:24:00 PM
Quote from: Andrew on July 04, 2007, 01:50:46 PM
I know this sounds weird, but...
Captain Janeway from Star Trek!
Ooh, she's hot. Also that woman who played the character named by a number (seven? nine? five?) in one of the Star Trek offshoots. Blonde, hot body. Can anyone remember what show and what char?
Dennis
Jeri Ryan played seven of nine on Star Trek Voyager. The same show that had Captain Janeway.
I loved Seven most when she was still all borged up. She just about knocked me out.
Yes, I like ape women & mechanized women. Wooo
Yeah that was it Rebecca. Seven of Nine. Hawt.
Dennis
Agree about Shakira and Angelina pre being all maternal. Kim Hunter as Zira too.
What about Deanna Troi from Next Generation? I stopped watching Voyager right around when Seven of Nine showed up.
I don't think I'd want to "do" any of them though.
Yeah definitely Deanna Troi. Her cleavage kept me watching that show.
Dennis
Quote from: Dennis on July 04, 2007, 04:20:23 PM
Yeah definitely Deanna Troi. Her cleavage kept me watching that show.
Dennis
One more for Deanna here.
QuoteJessica Lackey (you wont know her, she'd the dancer from my fave band (Cruxshadows)
Lucy Lui
Karen O (Yeah Yeah Yeah's, band)
Angelina Jolie
Nigela Lawson (and i have no idea why, but her cooking
Wishy! It seems that we have the same eye for women. How trippy! Karen O. is pretty darn hot.
Posted on: July 04, 2007, 06:32:06 PM
QuoteGina Gershon's "Corky" character (masculine lesbian) in the movie "Bound..."
Gahhhhhhhhh! I forgot about that scene. ::whew:: All that leather too.
Milla Jovovich. Scary hot! Talk about a chick that fights back.....
QuoteQuote from: scurvydog on Today at 10:44:39 AM
QuoteShakira because well... she's a Colombian goddess. I like the natural Shakira though, with the darker hair and the clotted sand and stuff (well, my idea of the natural Shakira) I've fallen out with her at the moment as she's currently engaged to the Argentinian president's son. What can I say? We have issues.
I'd do her, too. I love her in her 'Hips don't Lie' video. That girl can move!
And I forgot to mention Beyonce. Really nice backside. And face. And whoever the hell that chick with the light color jeans is in Chingy's 'Dem jeans' video. Baby's got back! mmmmmmmmm
Ahhh, that's her! Yes! She and Beyonce in that video were off the hook. Talk about getting twitterpatted.
ha ha ha ha ha ha i spoke too soon thundra. my apologies
sandra bullock & angelina jolie
Bernadette Peters
I'm really happy with the partner I have in real life, but if I could go back in time, I'd love to be able to meet Virginia Woolf. George Sand too.
zythyra
Who would I do? Hmm... my wife. But prior to her, let's see... I had a huge list plotted out. Damn that marriage bug. Anywho, here's a few of my picks:
Keira Knightley
Katherine Heigl
Winona Ryder
Lindsay Lohan
Evangeline Lilly
Piper Perabo
Jessica Pare
Kristen Stewart
Kate Beckinsale
Considering my wife looks a ton like Jessica Pare (Tori in Lost & Delirious), and like Winona Ryder from a distance, I feel pretty darned special. God bless America.
D
Venus & Serena Williams
Cyndi Lauper. I'm so in love with her.
There is too many to mention!
I've never been attracted to female celebrities, not quite sure why but none of them have done anything for me, ever.
Plenty of male ones are hot though.
Quote from: RebeccaFog on July 08, 2007, 02:17:54 PM
Venus & Serena Williams
Nice Three some that would be.
Just dont make a raquet....
Buffy
KIERA KNIGHTLY ooo hot damn :P
mischa barton :D
Quote from: Ashley Michelle on August 16, 2007, 06:15:56 PM
Quote from: Rebis on July 07, 2007, 05:34:50 PM
Bernadette Peters
gee, i thought you would have said bea arthur ;D
I have no issue with Bea Arthur. Giggity giggity giggity
Beyond that, I would like to expand my answer to include
any woman that would have me.