Poll
Question:
Would you date a big head horsey-faced marsh monster?
Option 1: Heck no!! *runs away*
votes: 8
Option 2: Maybe, but they'd have to put out.
votes: 1
Option 3: Only if I didn't have any thing else to do like wash my hair or the laundry.
votes: 2
Option 4: Sure, I'm really into big head horsey-faced marsh monsters. ie a marsh monster ->-bleeped-<-
votes: 10
Option 5: Sure, but I charge $100 an hour for that...
votes: 3
Option 6: I don't like your username, you should go back to "Ralph"
votes: 1
So, as the title suggests, would you? Would you have to be hard up to date one? Do they have to put out?
Come on, the curiosity is killing me and I'm not even a cat or a Kat even...
it's the only way to go.
In fact,
didn't Queen once do a song about bhhfmms?
Oh yeah it was:
Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside that swampy light
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
oh horsefaced monsters
You make the rockin' world go round
Get on your horses and ride
No offense intended, just some joking.
To answer your question, why wouldn't i date a "big headed horsey-face"?
Besides, you're not a "big headed horsey-face".
You're an impostor.
Because you're beautiful, so stop referring to yourself as one.
No way!!
But I would date you! ;D
Sure, why not? You're a cutie. :)
(...not actually hitting on you! I'm married, but.)
I feel like I am the only one that gets your sense of humor. You crack me up :)
Don't know. Depends on her personality.
BTW, do you happen to have the phone # of the person whose picture is next to your post?
Quote from: suzifrommd on January 21, 2014, 04:30:12 PM
Don't know. Depends on her personality.
BTW, do you happen to have the phone # of the person whose picture is next to your post?
No, I got some old bad lady to pose for that, paid her with a bottle of maddog.
yes I would
Is anyone else wondering who it was that chose the last option?
I'm not attracted to women, but I would happily go out with you to meet your cast offs! And be jealous of you!
My preference is for Medium Head Horsey-Faced Marsh Monsters...but I'll try anything once! ;)
Sure thing!
Actually, you look very similar to my sister's best friend that I had a crush on. ::)
Quote from: big head horsey-face on January 21, 2014, 03:44:21 PM
So, as the title suggests, would you? Would you have to be hard up to date one? Do they have to put out?
Come on, the curiosity is killing me and I'm not even a cat or a Kat even...
Not only would I ...
I plan to!
If we like and respect each other, sure.
Bestiality? Try everything once, I say.
Quote from: Jamie D on January 22, 2014, 03:58:15 AM
Not only would I ...
I plan to!
So, what time are you picking me up?
Looks are one of the last things on my mind. I think it is a lot easier for trans people to disregard all social implications of being with someone who isn't necessarily aesthetically pleasing. Not saying you aren't dearie because you are all too gorgeous! ;D
Marsh monsters are like the Shadow, we can cloud your mind.
Well, why not? I mean if I didn't have a good reason not to I suppose I would go on a date with anyone who I thought had the potential to be intresting.
I would rather date a flesh & blood anthropomorphic porcupine.
Yeah, I said it. :D
Quote from: big head horsey-face on January 23, 2014, 05:37:56 PM
So, what time are you picking me up?
Next trip to North Carolina, hon'
We have a lunch date at a cafe on the island, remember?
I would in a heartbeat - you're gorgeous!
Intelligent AND pretty? Care for a date? Hehe
I am a big head horsey-faced marsh monster ->-bleeped-<-. I mean, marsh monsters are OK, but add in the big head horsey face and I absolutely can't resist.
Yes, but I expect my 'Big Head Horsey Face Marsh Monster' to put out (a little anyway)... ;)
Wow, looks like there is such a long line in front of me that I have no shot at you...but I can date you in my dreams :) ("Putting out" is not an issue in dream dates of course.) Your question provoked a feeding frenzy....piranhas feasting on marsh monster?! To answer your second question, no she does not have to put out, but it would be sooooo nice :).....I hope I am not too new here to express such familiarity in my humor, as I am sure all of you know each other well.
By the way, is it big head horsey-faced marsh monster hunting season yet?...anyone ever "bagged" and stuffed one? :)
Quote from: str8softhearted4ltr on January 29, 2014, 06:05:15 AM
By the way, is it big head horsey-faced marsh monster hunting season yet?...anyone ever "bagged" and stuffed one? :)
lol, I like your humor. And this big head horsey-faced marsh monster is holed up in her cave due to snow and ice.
Quote from: big head horsey-face on January 29, 2014, 06:11:41 AM
lol, I like your humor. And this big head horsey-faced marsh monster is holed up in her cave due to snow and ice.
Well Jaime, I like your humor too, a cute and funny thread you started. I am holed up by the snow and ice as well, so I send you a big virtual cup of hot chocolate (or whatever hot beverage your little ol' heart desires). Are you in NC or am I mistaken? Does not get that iced up there too often. I know, I used to live in NC when I went to Duke. Love the Outer Banks!! Asheville is pretty too.
By the way, if you are a big head horsey-faced marsh monster then what the #$@%^ are the other women? Hotter than a supernova on steroids?! I concur with the others on you being gorgeous :)
with warm affection,
Dan
P.S. To keep the momentum of the thread going, what is the going rate for dating a big head horsey-faced marsh monster anyway? Would that make me a "big head horsey-faced marsh monster" escort then?
My bad, I just noticed that the going rate is $100 an hour according to the poll :)
Quote from: str8softhearted4ltr on January 29, 2014, 06:30:46 AM
Well Jaime, I like your humor too, a cute and funny thread you started. I am holed up by the snow and ice as well, so I send you a big virtual cup of hot chocolate (or whatever hot beverage your little ol' heart desires). Are you in NC or am I mistaken? Does not get that iced up there too often. I know, I used to live in NC when I went to Duke. Love the Outer Banks!! Asheville is pretty too.
By the way, if you are a big head horsey-faced marsh monster then what the #$@%^ are the other women? Hotter than a supernova on steroids?! I concur with the others on you being gorgeous :)
with warm affection,
Dan
P.S. To keep the momentum of the thread going, what is the going rate for dating a big head horsey-faced marsh monster anyway? Would that make me a "big head horsey-faced marsh monster" escort then?
Yes, I do live in NC, at the coast, in downeast Carteret County.
I find this thread a little depressing because once I have FFS, I would hope to be as good looking as you. I honestly don't understand the big head horsey face thing at all. You are quite attractive.
A date, well, that might be tough.... Do you dance? Do you like movies? Do you eat food? If you answer yes to any of those. Yep, I'll go. And next time I'm in the RTP, with your advanced permission, I'll drop you a PM.
Hugs,
Jen
Quote from: big head horsey-face on January 29, 2014, 06:20:46 PM
Yes, I do live in NC, at the coast, in downeast Carteret County.
Cateret county, that's a nice coastal area. I have been to Beaufort before. I helped a fellow Duke graduate student (at the time) make some estuary flow measurements there for his dissertation research, long time ago though. How are you doing regarding being iced in?
Quote from: JLT1 on January 29, 2014, 07:45:08 PM
I find this thread a little depressing because once I have FFS, I would hope to be as good looking as you. I honestly don't understand the big head horsey face thing at all. You are quite attractive.
A date, well, that might be tough.... Do you dance? Do you like movies? Do you eat food? If you answer yes to any of those. Yep, I'll go. And next time I'm in the RTP, with your advanced permission, I'll drop you a PM.
Hugs,
Jen
Hi Jen, nice to meet you. I have to say I took this thread to be light-hearted humor and still interpret it that way. I would never have knowingly contributed to anything that would hurt someone as I abhor hurting anyone's feelings, and feel bad that this thread was somewhat depressing for you. I realize that I do not have the sensitivities that many here have, so I would want to be corrected if I ever offend. I wish the best for you with your FFS :) and, by the way, you are already quite attractive as you are, if it is ok to say so.
Spectrum of all looks aside, my impression is that the TG community, here and elsewhere, is well above the average when it comes to being charming, endearing, compassionate, and intelligent.
Hugs to all here,
Dan
Quote from: str8softhearted4ltr on January 30, 2014, 12:30:32 AM
Cateret county, that's a nice coastal area. I have been to Beaufort before. I helped a fellow Duke graduate student (at the time) make some estuary flow measurements there for his dissertation research, long time ago though. How are you doing regarding being iced in?
I go to Beaufort a lot since that is where we bank and to get whatever I can't get at Dollar General. I live and work about 20 miles east of Beaufort. I'm still getting around during the daytime, just not going out much otherwise. Its cold and I'm ready for it to get back to normal temps and for the mess to go away. The roads are crappy now because all the youngins(young and old alike, lol) just had to go around doing donuts with their four wheelers on every available bit of pavement, so they rutted things up pretty badly. The state is not good at scraping roads here either.
Quote from: JLT1 on January 29, 2014, 07:45:08 PM
I find this thread a little depressing because once I have FFS, I would hope to be as good looking as you. I honestly don't understand the big head horsey face thing at all. You are quite attractive.
A date, well, that might be tough.... Do you dance? Do you like movies? Do you eat food? If you answer yes to any of those. Yep, I'll go. And next time I'm in the RTP, with your advanced permission, I'll drop you a PM.
Hugs,
Jen
I'm sorry its depressing for you. I don't mean to hurt anyone, I just use the name due to some generalized comments made in the past about older transitioners of which I am one. I also don't have as high of an opinion of my appearance as some here seem to have. I get to look at myself close up too often for that.
And I just added another option for those that don't like my username...
:P
I can't really go on looks to much cause I am fairly ugly to anyone I was interested in would have to get along well with me and have a lot in common.
Ps your a cutie nothing wrong there :-)
Emily.T xx
Quote from: str8softhearted4ltr on January 30, 2014, 01:03:40 AM
Hi Jen, nice to meet you. I have to say I took this thread to be light-hearted humor and still interpret it that way. I would never have knowingly contributed to anything that would hurt someone as I abhor hurting anyone's feelings, and feel bad that this thread was somewhat depressing for you. I realize that I do not have the sensitivities that many here have, so I would want to be corrected if I ever offend. I wish the best for you with your FFS :) and, by the way, you are already quite attractive as you are, if it is ok to say so.
Spectrum of all looks aside, my impression is that the TG community, here and elsewhere, is well above the average when it comes to being charming, endearing, compassionate, and intelligent.
Hugs to all here,
Dan
Hey Soft Hearted and Horsey Face,
I'm only a little depressed. And that is not anyone's fault except my own vanity and my counting days until FFS which will be followed by my going full time. Waiting is hard.
I think this is a good, light hearted topic. And, I believe that it is a good thing for big head horsey face marsh monster to know that she is in fact nice looking.
I'll get there as well.
Thank you
Hugs,
Jen