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"I am more android then you! My circuits are the latest greatest, state of the art processors. My operating system is one upgrade higher than yours. And I have I greater cache storage and bus speed than you. And I can play tetris in my mind."
Says the one android to the other.
"Yes, I see that... but you forgot to plug your battery in last night."
Points out the other.
~laugh~ so the types of andro are?
Alpha: "No Android puts sugar on his androgen porridge."
Omega: "But my friend Angus Android likes sugar with his androgen porridge."
Alpha: "Ah yes, but no true Android puts sugar on his androgen porridge."
Omega: "But I put sugar in my androgen porridge from time to time."
Alpha: "No true Android uses sugar in androgen porridge. Anyone who puts sugar in their porridge is not Android."
Apparently there are two types of Android - Those who don't put sugar in their porridge, and those who do.
-Emerald :icon_mrgreen:
Not being paranoid...
Do they both pass?
Are their voices OK?
Are they to tall / short for normal androids in mainstream society?
Are they accepted by other Androids?
I gotta get out of the TS mentality!
Buffy
LOL Are they primary or secondary androids? >:D
zythyra
ROFL!
Buffy, I think you're right. Androgynes are very light hearted and fun.
I mean notice how there aren't any "Bigender vs Intergender" debates.
Or any 'True Androgyne' discussions.
Or any "Anyone who does or doesn't do X is not Androgyne but something else" statements.
Or any "More Androgyne than thou" attitudes.
I dont know but I keep staring at the one's rear for some reason.
QuoteROFL!
Buffy, I think you're right. Androgynes are very light hearted and fun.
I mean notice how there aren't any "Bigender vs Intergender" debates.
Or any 'True Androgyne' discussions.
Or any "Anyone who does or doesn't do X is not Androgyne but something else" statements.
Or any "More Androgyne than thou" attitudes.
Nero, that's all changing as we speak. I just this morning found out that there are all these rules and regulations for being an androgyne. We've been erroneously living in a fool's paradise ::) :P ::) Oh well, it was nice while it lasted :D
zythyra
thats quite worrying kendra, though i can see what you mean now i look, its so nice not to have all the rubbish you get on ever other transgender board were you have to aspire to be the best t you can be and fit in. i like the idea that no one knows what it is that acutally makes a andro, though i might go off now and start a perfect andro thread now :)
Ahhh ya, the guidebook
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Referred to in https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/topic,15895.msg126104.html#msg126104
Study it carefully to get your BA, MA, and PhD, as Buffy said.
one andro to the other,
i can see where you tucked it.
More importantly...
Bigenders are not real androgynes. It is just an excuse to call someone I Big-ender,meaning they got large posteriors.
My first foray into trying to communicate with other androgynes consisted of me joining a mailing list.
This was about the time of the "ZOMG XERXES FROM 300 IS SO ANDROGYNOUS!" thing.
The mailing list was RIFE with argument between the male and female bodied androgynes arguing over who was a real androgyne. Each group, male and female, was claiming that the other "didn't know what it was to be androgynous."
Scared me right out of communication with other androgynes, it did.
In fact, the only reason I ever came to Susan's in the first place (even though I knew it had an androgyne board) was because my fiancée needed people like her to talk to. I avoided other androgynes like the plague because of that mailing list.
Quote from: sparkles on July 19, 2007, 11:39:22 AM
thats quite worrying kendra, though i can see what you mean now i look, its so nice not to have all the rubbish you get on ever other transgender board were you have to aspire to be the best t you can be and fit in. i like the idea that no one knows what it is that acutally makes a andro, though i might go off now and start a perfect andro thread now :)
yeah set down the dsm definition of androgyne - just for fun :laugh:
Quote from: Ken/Kendra on July 19, 2007, 11:00:51 AM
I dont know but I keep staring at the one's rear for some reason.
Yes thats what I was doing! ha ha
Quote from: Ken/Kendra on July 19, 2007, 11:00:51 AM
I dont know but I keep staring at the one's rear for some reason.
You TOO!
that's awful. :D
It's not funny to me. >:( That android is more android than the other! I don't know why you can't see it. Are you all messed up on bad pizza or something? >:(
By the way, I like that butt too! Wahooo!
Quote from: Rebis on July 19, 2007, 03:16:32 PM
It's not funny to me. >:( That android is more android than the other! I don't know why you can't see it. Are you all messed up on bad pizza or something? >:(
By the way, I like that butt too! Wahooo!
You can clearly see that one of them is Direct Current and the other, more android, is Alternating Current...it's all in the wiring.
Ditto on the fanny. Started thinking if you designed a pair of shorty-shorts based on that picture, how many young girls do you think would wear it? Start a new fashion trend at the beach (or Hooters?)
And before Zythyra can try to sell it (zie is trying to sell everything else), I better get the patent form filled out.
.....Laurry
Android XI: You will be assimilated. Resistence is futile.
Android XIS: You will be assimilated. Resistence is futile.
Android XI/XIS: We are assimlitated. Our resistence was futile.
......
Android XI: You will be assimilated. Resistence is futile.
Android XIS: You will be assimilated. Resistence is futile.
Scientist: EUREKA!...
Trainee: Isn't this like... A total Startrek rip off... ?
Android XI/XIS: We are BORG. You will be assimilated. Resistence is futile.
Trainee: *blinks* You do realise that this is totally politcally incorrect right?.. *waves civil rights flag*
Scientist: ... I just wanted to get the hot Geri Ryan chick. *sweatdrop*
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Nonsense.
Everyone knows those guides are only good for the artwork. The walkthroughs are always incomplete.
Quote from: None of the Above on July 19, 2007, 02:10:43 PM
Quote from: Ken/Kendra on July 19, 2007, 11:00:51 AM
I dont know but I keep staring at the one's rear for some reason.
You TOO!
that's awful. :D
It because its round and shiny.... I like shiny things! :P
The Female terminator in Terminator 3 had a cute Butt as well.
Buffy
QuoteIt because its round and shiny.... I like shiny things!
Cawww....Cawwwww***
***Me toooo!
All this talk of androids made me think of that one episode of Mythbusters:
Have you ever built, or wanted to build, a female robot?
Quote from: VeryGnawty on July 22, 2007, 06:21:20 AM
All this talk of androids made me think of that one episode of Mythbusters:
Have you ever built, or wanted to build, a female robot?
I love Mythbusters ;D
Always feel a tad sorry for Buster though xD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kThr6CMLrvg
Found this. Felt it went well with this topic.
Even says is androgynous and sometimes feels like a girl sometimes a boy.
Somehow... That video really scares me................. :icon_blink:
What scares you about the video?
Quote from: Ken/Kendra on August 02, 2007, 10:29:01 AM
What scares you about the video?
Probably the part where a machine starts talking.
It's like zombies: dead things moving just freaks me out because they're not supposed to ya know?
I kept wondering, what if Jules decides to rip off the woman's head? Just out of curiosity not out of spite or anything.
Yes, he was rather curious. I thought it was a little creepy when he asked about sex.
Funny stuff....
Yah,im posting serious.....its true about what you said as to the comparison thing.
Im very glad I havent had the misfortune to stumble into those problematic andro sites....bad news.
Ive tried not to do that....I do explain myself as to my characteristics and how Im built ,but I dont mean to be sensational about it.
Well,some initial description of ones self should be ok...but not to the point where it causes blocks in communications.
I know as to the Androgyne tribe on Tribes,we dont really argue about stuff because it is stated in the group guideline that androgyne is of the mind and of the body.Its for people that feel "inbetween" genders and /or sometimes unsexual.Many members feel bi-sexual.
The moderator started it for discussing non-gender approaches to society.
I think that sometimes the need for gaining an advantage or whatever in this issue may be rooted in a person's problem with their self image or self assuredness.
Like,..."maybe Im not really as androgynous as I think" or "maybe someone will think that Im more of one gender than I feel that I am"
Some feel that they want it to be exclusive and extraspecial,so as to exclude a lot of people.
(how many words that start with "ex" can we use Big Bird?)
hahaha.....oh gosh....
As much as I like to be unique,uhhhh....I have gotten to the point that I dont really want a lot of attention from people.....I get plenty of people looking at me stangely anyway without having to do anything wild.