reply with just five words
you did it just right
Five words? Seems kinda short.
Should I take a nap?
Yes, a quick power nap.
I'll wake you at three.
i dont want to nap
You might want to reconsider.
What is wrong with short?
Reminds me of my family.
Nothing wrong with being short.
short people aren't very tall
It all depends on perspective.
short people are all that. :laugh:
Portia Porcupine is so cute.
Portia Porcupine has big spines. :laugh:
Doesn't look like a porcupine.
All the people say that.
She needs sharper, pointier quills.
more pine and less pork
Portia has hair, not quills.
Bringing back somthing i like
What are we talking about?? ???
Does anyone speak any Thai?
Quote from: Kova V on May 14, 2014, 09:15:04 PM
Does anyone speak any Thai?
Mai Mai Mai Mai Mai.
http://youtu.be/FznaEf1LkJU?t=1m24s (http://youtu.be/FznaEf1LkJU?t=1m24s)
;)
I am totally lost now.
Same here. That was confusing.
Sorry, was that too strange? :eusa_shifty:
Yeah, just a little bit. ;)
Sometimes confusing can be good.
Clarity! I live for clarity!
Why are we doing this?
Honestly, thought it was over
This thread is still going???
if people work on it
Good, I like this thread! :D
And I like cottage cheese.
people like lots of things
Cottage cheese is icky lumpy!
So are mashed potatoes... yum
Totally out of my mind!!
so where are you then?
(should make this a story)
I am in my apartment.
I'm in love with her
shes my room mate, that
I got lost at "potatoes"...
???
I was lost without you
:-*
Summertime fun in the pool
Quote from: Jill E on May 29, 2014, 09:20:58 AM
This thread is still going???
This thread will never die
Chillin' down in Fraggle Rock.
Why am I posting this?
Why not post in this?
Awkward thread is getting awkward.
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This thread needs more Portia.
I'm ceaseless perfection of man.
Bite my shiny metal ass ;D
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No thanks, it's too tinny.
Need more iron in diet
More sharps, less blunt objects.
Bat, ball, glove legal sword not
Bats eat bugs, gloves cry
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock.
I choose...the lizard, wait,... spock.
You can only choose one. ;D
Well, then, I choose me!
I chose the wrong beer.
I thought you were wining. (and maybe dining)
I have a cunning plan.
Guessing involves a death ray?
Death ray? Better... Love ray!
Plans tend to go awry.
How about a love potion?
Just let the music play
What should I say now?
What do you wanna say?
Noise is superior to Music.
Rarebit makes a great supper.
Go ahead, make my supper.
Bring your own microwave, too.
You expect me to cook?
Well, the blender is mine.
Not until I Gave it
but now it is mine!
So carrots, peas and something?
Carrots, peas and white chocolate !
that doesn't sound very nice
No, but chocolate is good.
Can we eat chocolate separately?
Will there also be cake?
The cake is a lie
Frosted Chocolate cream pie cake
and a carrot cake too?
eat it all up now
will gladly eat chocolate carrotcake.
Ok, I had to cheat.
Ok, now I'm all full.
*Barkbark falls asleep on futon.*
my love for estradiol grows
my mind's a non sequitur
Yawning is contagious, please stop.
How about a haiku thread?
Does loku exist or just haiku?
Quote from: LordKAT on June 03, 2014, 08:23:25 AM
Does loku exist or just haiku?
That was six words, Kat.
But one word didn't exist
IE: there is no spoon?
Quote from: Kova V on June 03, 2014, 12:14:29 PM
IE: there is no spoon?
No. There is no spoon extension in Internet Explorer.
The spork shall rule all!
Sleep is better than sex
Sex is better than sleep
Sex and Sleep go together!!
:D
Well spooning or sporking or......
Or hopping up and down.
you seem to be confused...
I seem confused, would we?
Would we do what? huh?
We would do,like, stuff.
I could never do that.
Who can't do Grace stuff?
I'm just a meat popsicle.
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...but you're not Bruce Willis.
Better you than me LordKAT. ;)
My mouth loves Thai food
My tummy not so much
Now I want Thai Food XD
My food don't wear Thais.
I like healthy food mostly.
NO NO! no sleep mommy
But... I've slept all day o_O
hungry, need food badly now
I Can Haz Cheezburgers? PweeZ?!?!
:icon_tears:
they aren't all that healthy...
Quote from: CandiceSkirvin on June 06, 2014, 04:21:01 PM
Tacos are amazing. That's all.
Yes!! Mexican, Thai and Mediterranean!
So much for the story
Was the story about food?
yeah, but not fixed subject :P
Let dealing of tales begin >:-)
So, are we sewing now?
I always love good yarn
what are you, a cat?
Always landed on my feet
Ewww, I got athlete's foot! :icon_blah:
Only one athletes foot? Odd!
the Jabberwocky, teeth and claws
how is that relevant now?
Portia will always remain relevant.
Happy unbirhdathday everyone. More tea
Gypsy has style and grace.
(You might want to release Grace so she can get back to work.)
who's captured grace and why?
Don't worry... I am FREE!!!
whew, thank goodness for that :)
I'll have to try harder. >:-)
Grace! You escaped so gracefully.
Is Gypsy allowed a Kat?
Yes Gypsy, KATs are allowed.
but ensure you feed them...
I'm not cleaning the mess.
Giving you puppy dog eyes
Would prefer dog tail stew.
Wee Hee!!! :icon_crazy: Another silly game :icon_bored:
Silly is as Silly does.
Serious games here we play?
Now that would be silly
like a vampire controlling fire... ::)
... or fire fighters controlling vampires
What about puppy-vampire-firefighters?
Fetch the blood boy, fetch
Sandy is a married woman!
Congratulations Sandy and nice picture
Yeah, PEOPLE keeping it alive
and now something completely different...
Some really loud Harsh Noise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AguPH0XBxdw
Silence! My ears are bleeding.
Yes! My mission is accomplished.
Quote from: Laura Squirrel on June 07, 2014, 11:48:34 AM
Some really loud Harsh Noise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AguPH0XBxdw
It's representative of emotional conflict.
Its like Pollock with sound
Top = False, Bottom = Correct. Gauranga!!
I crave silence over noise.
my teeth hurt so badly!
Vamp fang pain is disastrous.
I had a paint accident
I threw paint on you.
hurricane brianna struck my room
now to eat a pantofola :)
I, like, totally love Autopsy.
time passes so very slowly
Only if you are counting.
my hair grows so slowly :'(
an inch after 2 months
Quote from: paula lesley on June 08, 2014, 12:18:09 PM
Spricht heir irgend jemand Englishch ?
English? Yes. Sie sprechen Deutsch?
KAT fur grows perfectly timely.
It's a timey whiney thing?
Quote from: Jenny07 on June 08, 2014, 04:03:40 PM
It's a timey whiney thing?
Nope, a timey whyme thing.
Sounds very nasal to me. :laugh:
I confess, I can't read.
:embarrassed:
I told my mom, meh
Forced de-transition by doc, again... :(
Drats, my back hurts again.
Chiro, physio, needles in spine
I thought this topic ended.
Zombie thread. Grabs her boomstick
Spinal and cerebral injuries suck
Injuries of any kind suck
I know, all too well
Pukka, Pukka, Pukka Squeetily Boink
a witty and eloquent response
As it fits a squirrel.
Laura must not play Psychonauts!
Quote from: Falconer on June 17, 2014, 04:39:43 PM
Laura must not play Psychonauts!
Nope. Just watching a lot of Fraggle Rock.
*Sorry, I don't have a reply that fits into the topic.*
Saves worries for another day
That's a good one. Bravo!
1,2,3,4,5
I caught a fish alive....
(It still only five 'words')
6, 7,8, 9,10
I let it go again
Why'd I let it go?
It bit my finger so
who's bright idea was this?
Bright! Dawn has not broken
It's darkest before the dawn.
it's darkest on the sea-floor
Then turn on the lights.
electricity and water don't mix
Use an under water torch
the flame will go out
A jar of glowing jellyfishes?
They won't survive in jars
use A GLOW stick then
Will have to carry many
Learn to juggle. Clown School
I wouldn't like clown school.
How about a small submarine
Or say a yellow submarine
With a very powerful light
Yeah! and a parascope thingy!!
Family can be so mean
What can possibly go wrong
Phosphorescent arms and legs work.
Glowing limbs should cause concern
Must have to much radiation
have you been playing Fallout?
Fallout? More like, flails about
Hmmm... Me no like radiation.
Must get a radiation suit
Cream, bone, off white, ivory?
Bad week, make no decisions
Wembley never makes any decisions.
Decide to smile more often :)
you can't see me smiling
I smile, you should run >:-)
Run? Why would I run?
morning is here so soon
Coffee tastes great on Friday!
I'm the only one here?
Only because I'm now smiling
I fear not your expression!
Express yourself with harsh noise.
Harsh noises scare monsters away >:-)
They tend to scare everyone. :D
You can't scare me away
Just wait till Halloween gypsy.
Dun dun dun... Extra words
Gifted gypsy girls gyrate gratuitously
Wow. That's a tongue twister
Antonia artfully articulates adorable answers
Also, alliteration allegedly alarms all
Verbose verbiage verily vexes visitors
This is getting very silly.
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That is a great sketch :laugh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNZKUozrBl4
Now for something completely different
(Run, run, run) *Gasp* It's...
...child star, Haley Joel Osment! :o
But... No, its a frog!
Also, who's Haley Joel Osment?
Why don't you google it?
That's too much darn work.
Darn, that should work to.
I don't wanna work today. :(
WORK! naughty four letter word
Drop Dead Gorgeous Beautiful Girl
Why should she drop dead?
yeah, she wants to live
In a world of lurve!
Who wants to live forever?
Forever is so long anyway.
But, but Gypsy is immortal
But you're no Captain Jack
and we're all very grateful :)
What are we grateful for?
That is a good question
One Captain Jack is enough...
Captain Morgan is way better
Don't forget Darby car designer
Why would I remember it........
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis prevents singing of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
cease your floridly labyrinthine circumlocution!
Quote from: Eris on August 29, 2014, 12:19:02 PM
cease your floridly labyrinthine circumlocution!
I know what that means! :D
Well articulated and splendiferously worded.
Quote from: Eris on August 29, 2014, 12:19:02 PM
cease your floridly labyrinthine circumlocution!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is a long word.
Not as long as pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Long word thread, is it?
Yes, but a short one.
There isnt enough room for-
People who steal your seat.
Or your wallet. Not ideal.
Could be a big problem.
Unless you have some pancakes.
How do pancakes figure in?
I fight ninjas with pancakes
Ninjas steal seats and wallets?
Only if that's their specialty
Ninjas eat seat pancakes happily.
You just can't see them
But can you hear them?
No, but they hear you
Hear, hear, I hear her.
Ninjas assassinated my pancake chair. :(
There was delicious syrup everywhere
Even on my pet hare
Sounds like a sticky situation
You ruined the "air" rhyme.
I don't see how... woof.
air rhyme? I didn't know...
"Chair", "Everywhere", "Hare". Uh, duh!
but those involving syrup.... idk....
They RHYME!! Figure it out o.o
Poet that doesn't know it.
8)
Poet that does know it.
Is that some kinda' innuendo?
Thrift gurus bc trivia truth
(I tried the face auto correct too!)
What a perv it is.
Perv - Adjective: My older brother
Need I try this game?
Do you even try? Gosh...
Yay! My profile is customized!
Quote from: cookieworks on August 31, 2014, 11:34:52 PM
Yay! My profile is customized!
!dezimotsuc si eliforp yM !yaY
¡pǝzᴉɯoʇsnɔ sᴉ ǝlᴉɟoɹd ʎW ¡ʎɐʎ
Ashlotte is obviously an otaku.
Hold on. My humans sleeping.
Portia Porcupine is totally adorable.
Laura Squirrel wants Portia Porcupine
Laura Squirrel will need armour.
I have an extra pair
Quote from: iiMTF on September 01, 2014, 12:09:38 AM
Laura Squirrel wants Portia Porcupine
She's been here for awhile. :D
Boo! Did I scare you? :icon_yikes:
Quote from: suitsme on September 01, 2014, 09:19:04 AM
Boo! Did I scare you? :icon_yikes:
I'm hiding in the closet!
Get out of the furniture!
There's no need to hide! :)
Long as Eris suits me!
(see what I did there)
Yes that was very clever :)
You calling me an instrument?
You are a bass drum.
Oh yeah? You're a.... SQUIRREL!
A bass drum and squirrel??? :icon_weirdface:
No, squirrel and bass drum.
forgot the five word rule XD
Its literally in the title.
I was switching between threads
So? Im always doing that.
whilst watching tv and gaming XD
I'm still always doing that.
Quote from: suitsme on September 01, 2014, 12:22:32 PM
A bass drum and squirrel??? :icon_weirdface:
The squirrel performs the vocals.
Dibs n terrible guitar playing
Squirrels vocals broke my eardrums.
We can be "The Animalz!"
Nah. They're called Chump Change.
Well, darn. How about "TURTLEZZZZZ"?
Nah. That's some rap band.
"Squirrel, Porcupine, Puppy, and Others"?
Squirrel, Feline, and two Porcupines.
Quote from: Laura Squirrel on September 01, 2014, 09:35:13 PM
Squirrel, Feline, and two Porcupines.
But what about me, puppy? :(
The puppy is the roadie. :D
Quote from: Laura Squirrel on September 01, 2014, 09:46:04 PM
The puppy is the roadie. :D
Nononononononononono! How about backup vocals? D:
Nope. The feline does that.
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That band will go places.....
I feel so left out
Quote from: iiMTF on September 02, 2014, 07:38:32 AM
I feel so left out
Meditative Canine Ambient Drone Noise :D
Dogs are very amazing vocalists !
This conversation has become random.
Random is a good choice
have a cup of tea
Shall we dance, my lady?
Let's slam dance instead....yeah. :D
I like big butts and-...
*takes a moment to facepalm*
Puppy is back from school.
Spinal Tap in the house!
:D :D
Turn it up to eleven!
Does it go that high?
If you use another pedal
Have a spectacular day, everyone.
Or night, to the sleepy.
Sleepy, indeed I am... Yawn...
The wind and the rain.
The birds and the bees? o.o
No better time than now
to go climb some trees?
And fall out and die.
not a sure-footed squirrel then?
It's like that some times. :D
tired and work, need sleep
well I'm off to Archery!
Just don't use faulty arrows.
Fawlty towers might be better?
I prefer his Python stuff
I hate tower defense games...
Better that the Spanish inquisition.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
How about a Spanish requisition?
Taco Bell is very yummy.
There's no answer to that.
You are right, there isn't.
a Taco Bell sounds fragile
You ring it with a.......?
resounding crack followed by crumbling...
Sounds like it'd be delicious
countered by a vertiginous giraffe!
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Quote from: dahl on September 06, 2014, 11:04:20 AM
Something that isn't delicious? squirrels.
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I ate squirrel long ago.
Bet you, squirrel got mad
Just leave the porcupine alone. ;)
Porcupines come with free toothpicks! :D
Take that back, right NOW! :icon_bat:
Porcupine toothpicks! LOL! Love it.
I'll make YOU into toothpicks!
Fur in teeth equals furball.
*AAAaaacck!*
This is fur too much!
I heard fur is murder...
So is all food, but...
...tag. BTW you are it.
Grove Street O.G's be taggin'!
I dont understand your languarb
Please check the languarb dictionary.
Kani have chips with that (Very tongue in cheek)
Jiggly, jiggly, Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff.
Mirror, mirror on the wall...
Who's the fairest of all?
That would be Portia Porcupine.
Yes it sure would be
If only it were true
Then true it would be
Who is up for chocolate
Chocolate! That's my favorite fruit
Quote from: iiMTF on September 15, 2014, 04:00:22 PM
Who's the fairest of all?
Obviously I am, my homie. 8)
But do you play fair?
Foul is fair, fair's foul
Not fair but definitely foul?
It is what it is. :)
At a loss for words. :laugh:
Come, lets play a game!!
Let's play "five word replies!"
:D
NO! I'm never doing that! >:(
It's just a word game.
Fun as it might be
I ran out of words
Funky monkey is so funky!!! 8)
So funky that it reeks!
Yeah! It reeks of fun!!
:D
Fun fun fun for everyone!!! 8)
Chocolate chip cookies are delicious.
Now you have done it! :o
Oreo's are the best though!!!
Oreo's really really suck.....really.
I prefer my apple pie.
Me too apple pie rules!
I just made more cookies
Tonight, pumpkin pie for me
I will take some Subway.
Use Pi to divide Pie
3.14 divided by 3.14 equals...
One very sad lonely number
Oh no here we go!!!
Should we bring walking shoes?
Canes, parasols, hats and smiles?
Btw, where are we going?
:D :D :D
Running shoes. Could be zombies.
Nothing wrong with the undead
True, great late night company.
Don't have to feed them
Unless they prefer human apatizers...
...running with the ghoul pack.
blending in with the undead >:-)
So, the apocalypse here already?
Thank god for Walking Dead...
All Hallows' Eve quickly approaches. >:-)
My favorite time of year!
Happy Samhein to you all
Yep, she did say that....!
What's that all about then?
I Googled... Gaelic harvest festival?
I really like Glenn Danzig.
Off to work boo hoo
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Work no stay and play
Sure what shall we play?
A little trick or treating?
My treats are my tricks
I like treats not tricks...!
She likes the glamorous life
So they're not penny wise?
No just a penny shy...!
Then is she pound wise?
Beware tonight IT is pennywise
...is IT pound foolish?
IT is our greatest fear
Where did the money go...?
Bought sharks with laser eyes
Can I buy one too...?
Everyone should have a rabbit ;)
A white one at that...!
Toto, we're not in Kansas
Lions, tigers, bears. Oh My!
I love my ruby slippers ;D
I can use a drink...!
"Of all the gin joints..."
It had to be you...!
So good to be true
Don't take any wooden nickles
Otherwise you will get splinters
Then money grows on trees
Only in Kansas during fall.
One ticket to Kansas, please!
No queue jumping please iiMTF.
Did once, do it again!
Your puppy is so cute
Dogs are better than cats....!
He's annoying me right now. :/
Just don't worry be HAPPY...!
Time to listen to music! <3
Turning it up to eleven?
Not so loud please missymay
Blame it on spinal tap
mine is tuned to Bowie.
Martian spiders coming your way
Please send Martin the Martian
She goes by Martina now.
While Ziggy is selling worlds
And Diggy builds a mountain.
out of a molehill, apparently.
Why? Because it was there
Did he enlist the moles?
No. It was the squirrels.
Squirrels dig holes in molehills?
???
Only if they have Coke.
or other sugarry caffeinated beverages
Molehill? Check.
Coke? Check.
Squirrel?
We're you watching discovery channel?
Can you hear Freeman's voice? :o
That you can worries me.
Yoda, is that you, master?
Five word replies you must
join not the dark side...
See better darkness do I
are you addicted to carrots?
More afraid of the light
My eyes burn from fatigue
The dark side burns eyes.
side burns, dark eyes.... what?
It's revenge of the sixties
You, people, are all crazy :D
well duh, normal is boring.
who wants to be normal?
Normal is pretty last century... :-\
Funny, I resemble that remark!
I'm glad that century's finished.
My Netflix is turned off :'(
Oh my god :o how come?
That is why you fail.
Failure is not an option.
stop failing then, be awesome!
Forget awesome, let's be fabulous!
Then push for the win
One head pushes, one pulls
Quote from: Alexis Flowers on November 19, 2014, 06:08:59 AM
Forget awesome, let's be fabulous!
Forget fabulous, let's be supercalafragalisticexbialadocious!!!
:D :D :D
Quote from: Kova V on November 19, 2014, 03:21:17 PM
Forget fabulous, let's be supercalafragalisticexbialadocious!!!
:D :D :D
Okay, I'll just give up. ;)
New topic! How are you?
Totally knackered, how about you?
Quote from: Alexis Flowers on November 19, 2014, 05:11:05 PM
Totally knackered, how about you?
Clothes will fix being knackered.
Quote from: Alexis Flowers on November 19, 2014, 06:08:59 AM
Forget awesome, let's be fabulous!
To thine ownself be true!!!!!
up past my bedtime. Night!
Don't let the bedbugs bite!
Van, down by the river
Always be true to yourself
One long work filled night.
Who let the dogs out?
K9 rocks! Three more words.
The roof is on fire!
Quick! Gather the fire brigade!
We don't need no water!
let the mother f**ker burn :laugh:
Quote from: missymay on November 20, 2014, 01:12:56 PM
let the mother f**ker burn :laugh:
I'm not old or new...
but, you know the reference
You can call me Cookie!
I'll be cookie monster nomnomnom
Cookie monster have some fruit
Cookie monster wants cookies, period.
But this is nature's cookies
Dang, you got me there. :laugh:
(such an inappropriate one I thought of there but I won't)
I had smoothie for lunch.
Quote from: Jade_404 on November 20, 2014, 02:35:15 PM
Under your name says "cupcake"!
A title I wear proudly.
Because I earned the credentials
You "borrowed" my box tops
Quote from: Alexis Flowers on November 20, 2014, 07:07:19 PM
Now I'm a cupcake wannabe. :P
You just might be one!
https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/topic,154064.0.html
Wow, that was just... wow. :-\
That's why I wear it.
Food can now be worn ???
But, I enjoy eating cupcakes...
Wait!!!
am I...
a cannibibibal?!?!?!
:o
Quote from: Kova V on November 20, 2014, 11:25:43 PM
Wait!!!
am I...
a cannibibibal?!?!?!
:o
!!OMG RUN AWAY AND HIDE!!
Not moving anywhere, cupcake thought.
Donuts sound good right now.
Cheese grits and shrimp, mmmmmm!
Who eats Cheese grits anymore?
I had them for lunch.
What is this thread about?
Posting five word replies, yo!
Sorry, I don't get it.
Portia Porcupine RULES!!....oh, yeah.
I slept through morning.. oops.
Ha! Sucks to be you....
I'm pretty damn cute today!
Bobbi
You guys are always beautiful
Who here is a metalhead?
You know who you are!
Wendy O Williams quote there....
Quote from: fitzyfoop on December 10, 2014, 10:59:03 AM
Who here is a metalhead?
That would be I. BLUUUURRRGGHHHH!!!
You're not the only one.
Cheesy cottages require big hammers.
What the heck is that?
Jealous that I'm eating Pringles?
Also called Can Of Salt!
Is it nap time yet?
Yes it is nap time!
But I don't wanna nap!
Bobbi
Naps are at your discretion :)
*Headbanging intesifies when Wolfmother plays*
Quote from: fitzyfoop on December 13, 2014, 02:03:48 AM
*Headbanging intesifies when Wolfmother plays*
I can't help but laugh. :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXKo4z7GS78
Laura, that was very offensive....
How about some Disturbed stuff?
Quote from: fitzyfoop on December 14, 2014, 04:47:09 AM
Laura, that was very offensive....
:D
Yeah, but they do suck.
So, Mike's opinion isn't inaccurate.
Quote from: Laura Squirrel on December 14, 2014, 04:12:37 PM
:D
Yeah, but they do suck.
So, Mike's opinion isn't inaccurate.
I definitely agree with Laura!
Accuracy doesn't always feel good ;)
Where did I go wrong
went up the down staircase.
Damn it, the sign lied!
Lying signs should be hung :)
and so should porn stars ;D
Porn-Grind bands are garbage.
Garbage had some good songs
I'm inebriated, my head spins...
: (
I'm going to poke you
No! Not the infamous poke!
Bobbi
Look out, here I come!
Is this the real life?
Or is this just Fantasy?
Caught in a land slide...
Next line had four words......
Bobbi
See the Devil in I
Quote from: zordeles on December 17, 2014, 08:56:00 AM
Next line had four words......
Bobbi
So did mine. I cheated.
*Throws a book at you.*
Quote from: Laura Squirrel on December 18, 2014, 12:33:27 AM
*Throws a book at you.*
Isn't that a bit harsh??? [emoji12]
Bobbi
Though escape from reality! - sigh -
Quote from: zordeles on December 18, 2014, 01:48:26 AM
Isn't that a bit harsh??? [emoji12]
Bobbi
No. This is totally harsh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1cx79QelpM
OK. You got me there....
Bobbi
Music too loud for mic??
That is how it sounds. :D
The recording is crystal clear. ;D
crystal clear? I think not
Then you would be wrong.
I am always right.......woops
What are you talking about?
As always anything and everything
Nothing is something it is
It would, if it were.
Once upon a midnight dreary.....
Bobbi
I pondered weak and weary
Over many a quaint and...
curious volume of forgotten lore
Bobbi
While I nodded, nearly napping
I decided to poke somebody.
You are too much, LauraSpiral!! ;)
I carry a BIG stick :icon_poke:
I've seen you at Central!
Tell me when was that?
I'm starting a new page!
I'm starting a new life!
Life's starting a new page!
Paige is a cute name :)
Watching Netflix: Pain and gain
No pain, no gain. Ughh!
That is true my friend
Intolerant Christian parents really suck
Quote from: ashley_thomas on December 29, 2014, 10:25:20 PM
Intolerant Christian parents really suck
Chin up and stay Positive
New life, here I come!
24 hours of vacation left.
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Bobbi
Happy New Year Every One
Thank you, and you too
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Very kind thoughts Amanda Marie
Hope everyone's New Year rocks!
I don't wanna schools again >:(
Got to get that Education
We don't need no education.
Bobbi
Pink Floyd for the win
Careful With That Axe, Eugene
That's not an axe, Devlyn :icon_lol:
Shine On You Crazy Diamond!
Parts one through nine maybe?
Gilmour, Mason, Barrett, Waters, Wright.
We have lost this thread
Nope, it got really entertaining
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everything is coming up roses
http://youtu.be/s62MrU8mHx4
Drag performer doing Ethel Merman
http://youtu.be/IUpYt0oL0wU
Hello, my name is Noteline. ;D
Quote from: Noteline on January 06, 2015, 02:15:45 PM
Hello, my name is Noteline. ;D
That is clever! Hello Noteline!
Hello! ^_^
How are you doing?
I am good, and you?
Relatively so, thanks for asking... :3
You are very welcome Noteline
I'm using this for introductions. :P
Nothing wrong with doing that
Open the pod bay doors. ^_^
I can't do that, Noteline.
Let me see your identification
Look left, you'll see me.
I have to look up.
Why do you look up?
Her post is above mine.
Makes complete and udder sense.
No! I won't be cowwed!
"Where's the beef?" she asked.
In my Taco I hope
Where'd you get your taco?
I always have a taco
Can I have a taco?
Tacos are nice and yummy
If you're a good boy
I'm always a good boy. ( ;) )
I just lost the game. :P
Has any one seen Wenthworth?
I've driven on Wentworth Avenue
I was talking on Netflix
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Orange is the new black
Wenthworth is so much better
Can't believe you aren't dancing.....
Well you have to sing
Mary had a little lamb :eusa_boohoo: :icon_dance: :icon_geekdance:
The lamb is big now.
Don't even think about it.
That lamb was totally delicious.
I'll have the salad, thanks.
I will have both yum
Ranch dressing on the side?
Yes, you nailed my preference
OPI is my favorite polish
Has to be oil dressing.
How do I win this?
win WIN WIN! WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!! Win?
Blackjack winner winner chicken dinner
can we all be winners?
Everyone gets a trophy, sweetie :)
I win, everyone's a winner.
The winner is number one
Commander Riker is number one
What about Captain Zapp Brannigan?
Stoners munch on captain crunch
Birds feed on pumpkin seed!
Crap, I'm having another glass
It's Friday night, have two ;D
The glass is half full.
That's how I see it
I try to see that.
I drank all of mine...
Can I have some please
Oliver Twist, by Charles Dickens
Dog food tastes like sadness...
dog treats taste like bacon
But they are all chemicals.
Chemical Warfare, by Dead Kennedys
I see a theme, missy
I don't have an agenda
Kitten cuteness overload, extreme fiesta!
Kittens? No. Yes to puppies!
Kittens rule, puppies drool infinity!
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Say yes to Portia Porcupine.
so chemicals taste like bacon?
Everything should taste like bacon.
Bacon toothpaste? No thank you!
Wait, you don't like bacon?
You can't not like bacon!
actually I don't like bacon
bacon, green beans and cheese
Thanks, too much information though
I think bacon tastes bad... >.<
I much prefer Ice Cream
Mr Bungle rocks my socks.
I won a chess game.
Gary Gygax D&Ding against Reaper... :D
(http://xkcd.com/393/)
I lost my happy place
You can find it again.
Nope. Its gone for good.
Bobbi
Darn I missed it again
Mah face looks like hamburger.
The joys of looking beautiful
Who's prettier, Ginger or Maryanne!
And nobody was knockin' boots
That was a boring island ;D
The snow just keeps falling.
Sorry for your dilemma, sweetie :(
I think I'm bad at counting.
Maybe try using an abacus
Feverishly counting flakes on abacus.
lol I love that visual ;D
Oh wait, this is better.
mmmm, that's what he said >:-)
I'm getting plowed right now.
Must have lots of snow.
Oh, right. Yeah, that too!
You meant snow plows, right?
I plead the Fifth Amendment.
Dexter is a great show
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Too late he saw you! >:-)
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Worse! Being fed to yourself :'(
Quote from: Jade_404 on February 07, 2015, 11:48:17 PM
Worse! Being fed to yourself :'(
hannibal is not very nice. :(
Maybe we should change topics?
that's probably a good idea.
What should we talk about?
Quote from: Jade_404 on February 08, 2015, 10:53:15 AM
How cute your hair is!
Ohhh jeeze!! I'm turning red.... :icon_redface:
Someone please dye mine blond ;)
I'll help with that, Zordeles!
Someone needs to catch mine!
Quote from: ChiGirl on February 09, 2015, 12:21:11 PM
Someone needs to catch mine!
I don't think I understand.... ???
Quote from: ChiGirl on February 09, 2015, 12:21:11 PM
Someone needs to catch mine!
Your hare run away again
Put a tracker on it.
Or a really long leash
Quote from: JustASeq on February 09, 2015, 04:13:42 PM
I don't think I understand.... ???
It's falling out! Please stop!
Quote from: VisorDown on February 09, 2015, 12:13:04 PM
I'll help with that, Zordeles!
When can we do it?? ;)
Bobbi
Keep it G rated please ;D
let's start this up again.
ok, I'm all for it
Well, its still five words. :P
one, two, three, four, five. :)
Let's play truth or dare >:-)
Im game. Is anybody else? :P
Madonna's movie truth or dare
That was a great film!
I saw blonde ambition concert
Do blondes have more fun?
Platinum blondes like me do!
Does this thread need batteries? :laugh:
yes, i believe it does!
I have spare D cells... >:-)
Pop those things in then. :)
yes, the batteries have worked
I go through batteries quickly.... ;)
Now wait just a sec... :laugh:
Is there an echo here? ???
echo
echo
echo
echo
echo
My goodness, what small fonts!
What about extra large fonts?
Fine, but no comic sans.
This is almost Helvetica.... Not!
is Impact okay to use?
Use what you like best. :)
What ever that may be
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Five word replies for breakfast.
Topic must have Autolife setup.
Yay, thread was updated finally
The good threads don't die.
Keep it Alive ok people
Not over until I sing
What song will you sing?
Buried Alive by Avenged Sevenfold
Oh, quick! Dig Fitzy up!
Numb by linkin park. Yup
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Love that song, it's cool.
My favorite band of course
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On a boat - lonely island.
Imagine Dragons, anyone with me?
Mehh.. I prefer Iron Maiden
Does anyone like post rock?
Tell me about your music.
Love Explosions in the Sky
Headbaning. Loads of intense headbanging
All glory to the Hypnotoad
The Number of the Beast
Sigur Ros's hopelandish catterwauling climax
I like old fogey music
Never heard of Fogey before
Old fogy is like geezer...
Geezer Butler, from Black Sabbath?
I see. I love Baroque.
Star Wars Trailer, Can't Wait
May theForce be with you
So I cheated, sue me
*picks up phone* Hello? Lawyer?
Laughing loudly at femmebutt Post
AmandaMarie's just a dreamer girl
Contractions don't count, do they?
That was cheaty contractionalisation, femmebutt
I admit, I cheated twice
There is forgiveness for Cheaters.
I'm tired. It's almost 4am
You should probably sleep, then
I stand by Fitzyfoop's statement.
Must make more partial haikus
Magnificent proposition. Extremely Contemplative Haikus.
Relatively new here, saying hello.
Hello! How are you, today?
I'm super, how are you
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Hello Fitzyfoop, I'm fine, you?
May I interrupt *cute smile*
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AmandaMarie. Smiles. How's the weather?
Wet cold and it's raining
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Well here It's blazing hot!
Mhm yes, summer is cool.
Want to trade weather conditions?
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I love really windy days! :D
Might I ask why, Kova?
Maybe she is an Aries.
Unusually cold and cloudy today
TheY're refreShing! (ize da Leo)
;D
Depressing News from urine labwork
Oh no, are you okay?
Yes just higher protein leakage
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Sorry to hear that, friend.
Thanks, I feel better now
Looking forward to shoe shopping!
Looking forward to dress season
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Cool. Smelling the ocean waves.
Warm Sand between your toes
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Six words would be easier.
I do not think so
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I need a new job :-\
Breaking The Law - Judas Priest
Song title game is thataway! >>>
I'm using the tapatalk app....
Fwooshh! Hahaha, Trogdor strikes again!
Who is this Trogdor person?
Google "Stong Bad Trogdor E-mail"
Too busy to do so
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I win five word game?
You haven't won yet, Devlyn
It looks like I did....
Rev's double bass drum tho
Oh, do you like drums?
Yes! They're good instruments indeed!
"Ian Paice on the drums!"
Deep Purple! They're really good!
Six minute long drum solo.
I get that people say
That Bon Scott was the
Best drummer of all time
But I think the Rev
Was as good, ifn't better
Five in a row, really?
Yes. I needed all five.
Bon Scott was a drummer?
I said the wrong name....
Gah! I meant John Bonham!!!
Led Zep were ripoff artists. <ducking>
*shrugs* Say what you will
It's all about that bass
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'bout that bass, no treble
But... Guitar solos are treble!!!
Oh, I love playing guitar!!
My fingers are too sensitive
Form some callouses my friend!
To write with, all day
I need a fountain pen
I only use a keyboard....
I can't play an instrument
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But can you dance okay?
I could be better maybe
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I kick out the jams!
I prefer Jelly over Jam
I like using Sliquid better.... ::)
I'm not going to ask.
That is a good idea
I like vodka over squid ;D
I prefer my mollusks alive.
Steamed oysters are yum yum
Are oysters really an aphrodisiac?
For me they're an emetic.
No pearl necklace without oysters.
Now I'm thinking Rocky Mountain...
About to play Smash Brothers
Get Lucky by Daft Punk
:D
Black Coffee by Black Flag
Got called a B*tch today
Wanna tell you a story...
about a man named MrBigglesworth
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Or sharks on laser's heads?
Give me a frigging break!
I feel so ugly sometimes.
...
Anyone else get like that?
(((Hugs))) brush hair, lipstick, smile :)
Thanks Kitty, you are awesome.
She's the best, isn't she? :)
Portia Porcupine is the best!!
I am giving up
Giving up is for quitters.
"And then there were none"
The world starts to burn
you can prevent forest fires
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I love camp fire smell.
roasted marshmallows are the bomb
Yeah, they're just like napalm.
napalm made of sweet deliciousness
That sizzling is your tongue
every rose has a thorn
Every night has its dawn
I love monster rock ballads
I like guitar torture scenes
Might be a W.A.S.P. Fan
I totally love Mr Bungle!
Ars Moriendi: face melting baddassery
I like Feel-Good music.
Girl clothes roxxors my soxxors
I am super duper hungry
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I am super duper sleepy!
Do you even love me?
No, that was just sex
I have nothing to say.
Oh, pleading the 5th, eh?
Nope. Just drinking the 5th.
Here's mud in your eye
My heart belongs to Laura
No drinking for 6 months
:( :'( :( :'(
Doctors doing their job. *sigh*
Anyone want a berry smoothy?
Berry smoothy and a kiss!
No bananas please! I'm allergic.
Yes, we have no bananas. ..
I have nice, green bananas.
I Prefer the ripened bananas.
I bought some cherries, today :)
I'm drinking diet cherry cola
mm, that's a tasty beverage
Watermelon, cantaloupe, honeydew = just now :)))
Portia Porcupine is so cute!
I could drive a Porsche
A Porsche or a Portia?
I would sell the Porsche.
Watch out for road quill.
Cupid, draw back your bow
..and fire that arrow straight
Hiya, welcome to Susan's Place.
Quote from: femmebutt on May 17, 2015, 03:24:26 AM
My heart belongs to Laura
Moi? Awww, that is sweet!
Too long; did not read.
Five words requires speed reading
Ba Ba Ba Barbara Ann
Thank you for your service.
All the world's a stage
I see you're quoting Shakespeare
I want a Strawberry shake.
homer simpson wants some beeeer
My kingdom for a horse
Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?
Romeo? ::) PORTIA for the win!!
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You mean Ellen's gorgeous wife?
Extra large, cream, extra sugar.
That will give you diabetes.
Well, it hasn't so far!
Just do not mention Pie
Now we're going in circles
Then get off the roundabout.
Quote from: SparklingJewel on May 22, 2015, 05:43:11 AM
You mean Ellen's gorgeous wife?
No. Laura Squirrel's adorable girlfriend.
My niece graduated from college :)
Quote from: Jenny07 on May 22, 2015, 07:07:07 AM
Then get off the roundabout.
In and around the lake...
to grandmother's house we go...
I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy
be loud and be proud
Does that come with fries?
It depends on your location.
I'm sitting in a chair.
Are you on a boat
It depends. Can she swim?
Quote from: kittenpower on May 22, 2015, 12:25:32 PM
be loud and be proud
How is this for loud?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-kp-uAevys
in time, all things pass
Yes they do...like gas.
Look kids! Big Ben, Parliament!
Ah, gotta love European Vacation.
Let's all sing "Holiday Road"
Copping skills stop self injury
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Don't hesitate call the helpline
Come party with Sasha: fixed
Size matters for some girls
Combination of size and skill
My cami is too big!
I love pink cammies immensely .
Newbie here what's a Cammie?
Hi, it's short for camisole :)
Well now I feel silly.
if all fails, format c:
C as in Cat, meow :)
When that fails, make soup
Campbell's Soup is mmm good!
Technically, mmm is two words.
mine is bean with bacon
Who likes the Soup Nazi?
I ate in that diner.
Mel's diner "kiss my grits"
was she always chewing gum?
An Essay: On Mother 3
I made dangly silver earrings!
Out of ammo cartridge casings...
Annie Oakley says that's haute
Ramblin' Man with Berry Oakley
Don't you mean Tyler Oakley?
...or shooting with Annie Oakley?
I used to wear Oakley's
Probably better than doing Owsleys
The female of the species
Deadlier than the mail carrier.
The mail carrier is deadly?
Somebody busted up my mailbox!
somebody send me a postcard.
Ok, here's one from paradise...
http://youtu.be/5J3ZjxIQgFE
You do look like paradise :)
My cats are so spoiled
My cats are such ->-bleeped-<-s
I need some chocolate NOW!!!
Make mine sugar free please.
sugar, less is more philosophy
Harsh Noise is so awesome!!
white noise puts me to sleep
Hypnotized by the gray aliens
Stigmatized by the gray whales
Captain Kirk saved the whales.
was a whale of a time!
Dr. McCoy isn't a bricklayer
http://youtu.be/MULMbqQ9LJ8
That's the trouble with Tribbles.
Fraggles are cooler than Tribbles.
That light i never knowed (sic)
JOB INTERVIEW MONDAY!!!!!
I'm excited ;D
Good luck with the interview!
I love that skirt girlfriend...
Father's Day is tomorrow. /sadface :-(
I remember my dad's smile.
my girls got me zippo
my girls held a dinner
Interview went well - fingers crossed!
I'll cross 'em for you!
Quote from: kittenpower on June 04, 2015, 08:31:08 PM
Captain Kirk saved the whales.
The whales have dilithium poisoning. :(
religious fanatics poisoning our kids
Religious charities feeding poor kids
It's propaganda. Perception is reality.
:(
perception is actually an illusion :o
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So... reality is an illusion?!
:o :o :o
yes, reality is an illusion
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Therefore pants are an illusion?
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no, only world perception is
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Some dress for an illusion
And some dress to impress
:D
some dress to be themselves
yeah and some are mathematicians
mathematics doesnt always add up
being a carpenters wife does
carpenters almost always have woodies
that is too much information
So...
how about this weather??
It's hot here as usual 8)
Rainy day cooled us down.
I love changes in weather
its very hot in canada
the weather in germany blows
My bath is awaiting me
My ladder has liquified butter
I don't quite understand that...
Is my smile contagious?
Yes smiles are definitely contagious!
;D
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Those kitties made me smile. :D
I like that mean mug :)
You sure have pretty hair!
she said but he didnot.
I think you meant "didn't"
I am low on KATnip.
I like to eat pomegranates.
Why Do People Love Nirvana
Because Grunge was a movement.
That is a true statement.
I always tell the truth.... ::)
Truth will set you free.
The cake is a lie.
can angel food cake lie?
Angel food cake contains sugar
I got post number 1200. 8)
you are so lucky Devlyn
I would agree, she is
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Post 1203, beat that smartypants.
Is this last post wins?
I don't think so Jera
Well I still get 1206!
Where's my sister, Devlyn Marie?
Mischevious one is that Devlyn B)
Do signature's count?
Hugs,
- Katie
I dont know, maybe Katie
I doubt it very much
Is this game over with?
Ryuichi
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We play to the end
That's really good to know.
Ryuichi
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Now the time is near
Near, far, we all are.
Ryuichi
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Celine Dion wants lyrics back
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So THAT'S where its from! [emoji23]
Ryuichi
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