So I'm not sure who all here knows about this site, but Bad Dragon is notorious for it's um special dildos, ranging from werewolfs to swamp creatures to dragons. But what you might not have known, they also have packers! Now yes you too can have a dragon penis in your pants all day every day.
I don't know why, but I just thought this was the best thing ever. On a side note, they do have just a normal packer for all you really weird people out there.
A dragon penis??? hahahhaha
"experimental toys" is a great thing to talk about with a straight face :laugh:
Perfect for the guy who wants to say "I'm hung like a horse."
or a unicorn?
hahahha I'm having way too much fun with this.
I'm failing at the straight face though
i have to check it out ;D
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.quickmeme.com%2Fimg%2F0c%2F0c7745b00bbfd4c29058d11f7c9ad53c23a85d1e6971c76998a0add1cb5ce3ec.jpg&hash=ca4d3fd792ce6918d503f175bd4e6633d0559e02)
And you could get an uncut studded dragon packer. Where else could you find this? :)
LOL!
--Jay
Quote from: Nygeel on May 10, 2014, 11:47:31 PM
Perfect for the guy who wants to say "I'm hung like a horse."
Lol
Checked out the site, very nice.
Even as a furry, I dont think I would be able to put a animal cock down my pants.
I find it humorous, but I would never order one myself. Good for a LOL though.
this made me laugh so much lol
Haha hung like a horse as in the "unflared stallion packer". :) I think you have to be way way tired of Mr Limpy, but I don't actually think the uncut studded dragon one is TOO extreme, unless of course you ordered it in marbled red and blue or something. Too funny, I had way too much fun with this site. :)
--Jay
More fun and games? I don't think they are quite as inventive: https://www.zoofur.com/
--Jay
I do enjoy that you can get custom colors. Though they really have no small size, di you see how large their large is? Who needs that?
Oh my god, well.. I gotta say, they've got a creative range for those who're into that stuff.. xD
I don't know if I should cheer or run... I'm experimental in my dicks, but I don't think my husband would appreciate me whipping one of those puppies out...
Edit to add: my old girlfriend (non romantic) is getting married and I found her present.
I probably just say I would want an uncut studded dragon packer, because I can't really have a packer. Heck since I can't have one, I'll get one that's swirly florescent green. :) I think these are really cool and imaginative, but not sure how I'd feel about actually playing with them. Some of them look uncomfortable and some vaguely dangerous.
--Jay
I thought I would add that apparently, it's now blocked here in Japan. Really guys? In the land of tentacle porn dragon dicks are banned? If my language skills were better.....
Really though, what if I needed a fantasy dick? Not cool, Japan. Not cool.
Quote from: Ayden on May 13, 2014, 04:07:23 AM
I thought I would add that apparently, it's now blocked here in Japan. Really guys? In the land of tentacle porn dragon dicks are banned? If my language skills were better.....
Really though, what if I needed a fantasy dick? Not cool, Japan. Not cool.
lol this also just made me crack up laughin
Quote from: Ayden on May 13, 2014, 04:07:23 AM
I thought I would add that apparently, it's now blocked here in Japan. Really guys? In the land of tentacle porn dragon dicks are banned? If my language skills were better.....
Really though, what if I needed a fantasy dick? Not cool, Japan. Not cool.
Did you see they also carried a tentacle? That's probably why it's blocked.
Quote from: Ayden on May 13, 2014, 04:07:23 AM
I thought I would add that apparently, it's now blocked here in Japan. Really guys? In the land of tentacle porn dragon dicks are banned? If my language skills were better.....
Really though, what if I needed a fantasy dick? Not cool, Japan. Not cool.
I thought the Japanese allowed *ANYTHING* sexual. This surprises me.
--Jay
Quote from: aleon515 on May 13, 2014, 11:47:08 AM
I thought the Japanese allowed *ANYTHING* sexual. This surprises me.
--Jay
You'd think. It's actually a pretty sexually shy country despite what you see. There's a reason the marriage and birth rates are low enough to cause real concern over how the Japanese will continue to be here in about 100 years. They even created new words to address 30 and 40 year olds who are lifetime virgins, along with "herbivore" youth who have issues with the opposite sex. I think the porn is so weird because its the closest that people here want to associate with sex.