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General Discussions => General discussions => Fun and Games => Topic started by: Miss_Bungle1991 on June 05, 2014, 11:21:59 PM

Title: How about a haiku thread?
Post by: Miss_Bungle1991 on June 05, 2014, 11:21:59 PM
I got the idea from Sandy


A porcupine lives
In a meadow that is green
With a gentle heart
Title: Re: How about a haiku thread?
Post by: Michaela Whimsy on June 06, 2014, 12:08:12 AM
Her gentle heart born
From the abundant bosom
Of the fertile field
Title: Re: How about a haiku thread?
Post by: Jill F on June 06, 2014, 02:14:36 AM
Week old burrito
I need to throw you out now
I don't want to barf.
Title: Re: How about a haiku thread?
Post by: Jill F on June 06, 2014, 04:27:16 PM
Big ugly spider
You must die a heinous death
Splat! Now you are gone.
Title: Re: How about a haiku thread?
Post by: Jill F on June 06, 2014, 05:35:03 PM
Where did my cash go?
I had plenty yesterday,
Now it's effing gone.
Title: Re: How about a haiku thread?
Post by: Jill F on June 06, 2014, 07:11:29 PM
This thread should be fun.
Where the hell is everyone?
You all make Jill sad.
Title: Re: How about a haiku thread?
Post by: EmoAlice on June 06, 2014, 07:28:39 PM
uncomfortably
individualistic
abomination

Title: Re: How about a haiku thread?
Post by: EmoAlice on June 06, 2014, 07:39:06 PM
scratched, screeched, scrounged, squelched, straights
crunched and strengths, have only one each
iouea, four.
Title: Re: How about a haiku thread?
Post by: Kova V on June 06, 2014, 09:16:10 PM
Quote from: CandiceSkirvin on June 06, 2014, 07:48:42 PM
I don't understand
the customs of your people,
but I do love you.

First, stand on one foot.
After that, you have to hop.
It's customary
:icon_yes: :icon_yes: :icon_yes:
Title: Re: How about a haiku thread?
Post by: Kova V on June 06, 2014, 09:34:47 PM
Quote from: CandiceSkirvin on June 06, 2014, 09:23:58 PM
If I were to hop
my breasts would likely kill me.
No bra strong enough.

oh? hmm... okay.....
pat head while rubbing tummy?
this is a custom...
:icon_yes: :icon_yes: :icon_yes:

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