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Title: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Cindy on July 05, 2014, 02:57:03 AM
I thought I would post an infomative map :laugh:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/577862_486049028120980_1502816760_n.jpg?oh=04b79a7f0d598b720d6a26e46690262b&oe=5421EF8B&__gda__=1412457562_b32ea5417a62e501744986e376cb949d (https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/577862_486049028120980_1502816760_n.jpg?oh=04b79a7f0d598b720d6a26e46690262b&oe=5421EF8B&__gda__=1412457562_b32ea5417a62e501744986e376cb949d)
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Jessica Merriman on July 05, 2014, 02:59:47 AM
 :icon_suspicious: So where is the bad news? *giggle*  ;D
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Ms Grace on July 05, 2014, 03:00:58 AM
No bunyips or dropbears! :icon_chainsaw:
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Cindy on July 05, 2014, 03:02:04 AM
Quote from: Ms Grace on July 05, 2014, 03:00:58 AM
No bunyips or dropbears! :icon_chainsaw:

Don't want to scare people off :laugh:
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Jessica Merriman on July 05, 2014, 03:02:21 AM
Quote from: Ms Grace on July 05, 2014, 03:00:58 AM
No bunyips or dropbears! :icon_chainsaw:
Speak English Grace! :D
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Cindy on July 05, 2014, 03:03:22 AM
Quote from: Jessica Merriman on July 05, 2014, 03:02:21 AM
Speak English Grace! :D

She's from Sydney
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Jessica Merriman on July 05, 2014, 03:05:14 AM
 :icon_yikes:
Quote from: Cindy on July 05, 2014, 03:03:22 AM
She's from Sydney
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Ms Grace on July 05, 2014, 03:33:04 AM
Maybe some photographic evidence will help...

Bunyip... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunyip)

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fa%2Fa8%2FBunyip_1890.jpg&hash=2ec54b32d2cc7905c12786b3c62e94a2a7c24e1d)

Dropbear... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_bear)

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2F7%2F71%2FDropbear.jpg&hash=92eae1efc0a1d7d68c69dd4e15ebe23e308d6be2)

;D
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Jessica Merriman on July 05, 2014, 03:35:28 AM
OK. That is officially freaky! All we have here is bigfoot, cougars and aliens.  ::)

Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Eris on July 05, 2014, 03:37:52 AM
Gah! Danni Minogue  :o
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: immortal gypsy on July 05, 2014, 03:38:46 AM
Whatyou forgot about the hoop snakes?
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Cindy on July 05, 2014, 03:38:54 AM
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fresources1.news.com.au%2Fimages%2F2010%2F01%2F25%2F1225823%2F345989-tony-abbott-in-his-039-budgie-smugglers-039-.jpg&hash=6f723a66ce95ac9619fc53b376226393b09d1fb1)

Even worse!!

Our Prime Minister :'(
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Jessica Merriman on July 05, 2014, 03:40:03 AM
My eyes! AUGH!!! :icon_yikes:
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: immortal gypsy on July 05, 2014, 03:40:52 AM
The dreaded bugie smuggler
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Eris on July 05, 2014, 03:42:27 AM
The only reason I would consider giving it a miss.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3IaKVmkXuk
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Ms Grace on July 05, 2014, 04:10:25 AM
Still can't find anyone prepared to admit they voted for him at the last election... :-\
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Jessica Merriman on July 05, 2014, 04:20:27 AM
It was the DropBears population! ;D
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Eris on July 05, 2014, 04:55:39 AM
Out of Curiosity has anyone read "The Last Continent" by Terry Pratchett? Dropbears make an appearance :)

(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lspace.org%2Fftp%2Fimages%2Fbookcovers%2Fuk%2Fthe-last-continent-2.jpg&hash=ab4dcef7a3ee1cdd0abcd798adb59edba55f5eef)
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: immortal gypsy on July 05, 2014, 05:04:45 AM
Quote from: Jessica Merriman on July 05, 2014, 04:20:27 AM
It was the DropBears population! ;D
No they voted for someone much much worse.
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: big kim on July 05, 2014, 05:09:58 AM
At least they drive on the proper side of the road!
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Sandy on July 05, 2014, 05:25:18 AM
Whew!  And I thought it would be something scary!

Oz has always been on my bucket list.  Even if this is something I would find:
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.moddb.com%2Fcache%2Fimages%2Fgroups%2F1%2F6%2F5319%2Fthumb_300x150%2Fwhere-is-your-god-now.jpg&hash=4d14ad0217a022a236a3919868afbf964db1bb5b)

After all I've been through there ain't a dingo, bunyip, or drop bear that would mess with me.

Besides, I might hold them down and do their hair...

-Sandy
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: kelly_aus on July 05, 2014, 05:48:26 AM
Quote from: Ms Grace on July 05, 2014, 04:10:25 AM
Still can't find anyone prepared to admit they voted for him at the last election... :-\

That's coz no one actually did.. Crazy preferential voting system..

An old friend of mine, a die-hard liberal supporter told me he didn't vote liberal last time..
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Eris on July 05, 2014, 06:42:37 AM
Quote from: big kim on July 05, 2014, 05:09:58 AM
At least they drive on the proper side of the road!

Is there much jousting down under?
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: JenSquid on July 05, 2014, 06:55:33 AM
According to that map, there are sharks with frickin' lasers. Who wouldn't want to see that? Plus only one area with deranged gunmen? Sounds way safer than America.

Bunyips are great. I can't say I knew about dropbears, though.
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: immortal gypsy on July 05, 2014, 07:11:23 AM
Quote from: JenSquid on July 05, 2014, 06:55:33 AM
Bunyips are great. I can't say I knew about dropbears, though.
Just remember to pretect yourself from dropbears, you have to place a dab of vegimite behind each ear when you go bushwalking. When you go camping place an open jar of open vegimite to ward them off. These two tips will keep you safe from a dropbear attack
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Eva Marie on July 05, 2014, 08:13:22 AM
Quote from: immortal gypsy on July 05, 2014, 07:11:23 AM
Just remember to pretect yourself from dropbears, you have to place a dab of vegimite behind each ear when you go bushwalking. When you go camping place an open jar of open vegimite to ward them off. These two tips will keep you safe from a dropbear attack

A lady my ex-wife used to work with was from Austraila, and she brought in a jar of that stuff once - wow, it stunk! :o I didn't bother to taste it.
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Cindy on July 05, 2014, 08:17:40 AM
I loath Vegemite!
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Monkeymel on July 05, 2014, 08:34:42 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cZvT3MHpffk (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cZvT3MHpffk)
Just remember - "where is the sport in that"
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Eris on July 05, 2014, 08:45:51 AM
Of course we mustn't forget the many lessons that Monty Python imparted on the culture of Australia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJkO-EKRVd0&feature=kp
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Cindy on July 05, 2014, 08:54:04 AM
Why is it that us sweet, innocent, kind and gentle Aussies are so maligned?

All we want to have is world domination!
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Cindy on July 05, 2014, 09:36:32 AM
Quote from: Cindy on July 05, 2014, 08:54:04 AM
Why is it that us sweet, innocent, kind and gentle Aussies are so maligned?

All we want to have is world domination!

Ooop we already do.
Sorry I just couldn't resist it :embarrassed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s)
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: big kim on July 05, 2014, 10:20:48 AM
Quote from: Cindy on July 05, 2014, 08:17:40 AM
I loath Vegemite!
It's pretty good compared to V8 juice,now that is a foul substance
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: luna nyan on July 06, 2014, 01:44:19 AM
Fear the minogue sisters!

And last election was a farce.  Neither side deserved to be running the place IMHO, just a matter of who'd stuff up the place less...
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Julia-Madrid on July 06, 2014, 02:03:56 AM
Quote from: Falconer on July 05, 2014, 04:55:39 AM
Out of Curiosity has anyone read "The Last Continent" by Terry Pratchett? Dropbears make an appearance :)


I'll give it a try.  But I did read Bill Bryson's "The Lost Continent" which was a fascinating romp through Australia.

Cindy - how DID you know that the nastier parts of my dad's side of the family are in Aussie - you were speaking metaphorically about the "stinging jellyfish" I assume :D
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Cindy on July 06, 2014, 02:13:07 AM
Box jelly fish sting can kill!
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: Samantha6string on July 06, 2014, 02:38:11 AM
It's not that bad here, although I guess I'm a bit rough and don't mind most things.

Went bush last week and worst thing that happened was a leech draining me for about 4 hours before I noticed it.
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: V M on July 06, 2014, 03:08:23 AM
Quote from: big kim on July 05, 2014, 05:09:58 AM
At least they drive on the proper side of the road!

Ye, but who said they could drive?
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: rosinstraya on July 06, 2014, 03:11:29 AM
Do not mock the power of the mosquito! Abbott has now spent $20bn on aircraft that can rid the country of this menace!

Vegemite? Nah, only the true marmite is from Market Harborough or somewhere like that. Penguins better than TimTams by same logic.

I think I may, just may, have heard Down Under enough for this lifetime.

There are people who voted for Abbott...they are keeping very very quiet for some reason. Although they can be found in the comments section of the Tele, the Hun and all those other lavvy papers.

Haven't seen the 2nd Pythin sketch, is that the one with: "this 'ere is the wattle, the symbol of our land. You can stick it in a bottle or 'old it in your hand."

I don't know about drop bears, but backpackers also drop from trees, usually on the East Coast under cover of darkness.
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: VeryGnawty on July 06, 2014, 03:30:27 AM
So, basically, the only safe place in Australia is the part of the map labeled "Giant Spiders"

That's good to know.
Title: Re: For all of you guys wanting to come to Australia
Post by: immortal gypsy on July 06, 2014, 03:39:27 AM
I think this sums it up nicely. 
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D7ci3b-IsWg&feature=kp

From the Gruen Transfer (ABC). Could you imagine if we ran it in real life