ow! who put that thing there? ;)
Clever little woodchuck. Bet that hurt
Just wait till you stand too close to the car door as you chose to close it with much gusto and collect your left boob with it. The nipple in particular. Not once ....... but twice. In the same day. Now that really smarts :o
Are you going to the house warming on Saturday?
Huggs
I am staying well away from all closing apertures! At this stage the house warming is not looking likely for me... :(
You'll be sorely missed :icon_cry2:
This has reminded me that I should buy a chest protector for my archery, I do not wish to experience the alternative :o
Few things compare to catching your nipple while shaving.
Ooooo, the car door, that sux... happened to me once, and now I'm overly careful!!!!
And yes Grace, they do seem to me very magnetic. .. attracting anything thats near... It's almost like they emmit their own gravitational forces.
As an aging punk rocker, trust me on this one... AVOID MOSH PITS AT ALL COST! Ouch!
Wait till you go to the shooting range. My advice is to not wear anything even semi low cut. Your boobs will catch the hot shells and you'll be jumping around making odd sounds and shaking your boobs to release as the guys gawk (I speak from personal experience). not fun.
Quote from: Juliett on September 04, 2014, 09:07:31 AM
Few things compare to catching your nipple while shaving.
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OWWWWW!!!!!!
Yup, this has happened to me...... once..... that was enough.... :o
Take care of your two nice girls, girlfriend. Good luck.
Women must subconsciously accommodate for the space their breasts take up as they develop in adolescence. Those DDs would always be getting in the way of everything otherwise.
Fortunately I don't have to shave my chest, I never had much there to begin with and the occasional waxing keeps everything in order.
Not really sure what position one needs to be in to catch their boob in a car door. Ow.
What happened???
OK stupid me, but how did you punch yourself in the boob? You do know you don't have to beat your chest and try to prove male dominance anymore, right? ;) But seriously though, How?
I was trying to shift something and my hand slipped, in a fairly closed fist shape, and punched myself. D'oh! ;D
Thanks, glad you are OK. Have fun GF.
Quote from: Ms Grace on September 04, 2014, 05:04:22 PM
I was trying to shift something and my hand slipped, in a fairly closed fist shape, and punched myself. D'oh! ;D
OK, so now we know. OMG that hurts even thinkin' about it. You always gotta' protect the "girls". So I bet you'll be in a different position next time you try to shift something, huh? Almost like trying to use a knife to cut something. There is a wrong way and a right way.
Quote from: Miharu Barbie on September 04, 2014, 11:45:47 AM
As an aging punk rocker, trust me on this one... AVOID MOSH PITS AT ALL COST! Ouch!
Heh. So I shouldn't toss down the mic and stagedive once I have the boobage? Damn it, it's punk innit??
One of my fun realizations that my girls were sticking out there was bending down to put my head in the sink for a rinse and having the girls touch that ice cold marble. The shivers were not about excitement ;)
Pretty sure I punched myself in the face once exactly the same way...!
Quote from: Jess42 on September 04, 2014, 05:16:28 PM
Almost like trying to use a knife to cut something. There is a wrong way and a right way.
Yeah, I'm lucky to still have one finger and the tip of another from two knife related slippages when I was 10 and 17 respectively.
Quote from: Ms Grace on September 04, 2014, 03:56:36 PM
Women must subconsciously accommodate for the space their breasts take up as they develop in adolescence. Those DDs would always be getting in the way of everything otherwise.
Fortunately I don't have to shave my chest, I never had much there to begin with and the occasional waxing keeps everything in order.
Not really sure what position one needs to be in to catch their boob in a car door. Ow.
I remember both of my elder sisters having many of the same issues that we experience during development, they just went through it at an earlier age and of course they wouldn't tell me what they were yelping about
From my own experience I've noticed that eventually the subconscious does take over to accommodate proper space and so there becomes less incidents of 'Boob Smackings'
I have caught them with the edge of a car door and a couple of other things as well, but the front door of my apartment seems to reign in as the main offender
Ouch... I feel your pain... really gets your attention.. for sure :o
Carrie
First thing I thought of was Kate Mulgrew as Red in Orange is the new Black (also AKA captain Janeway in Voyager) She punched a girl in the boob (I think it was the right boob though) and her implant burst.
And yes when I saw that I was yelling ow!!
I was in a meeting and moved my arm in such a hand my right hand punched my right boob.
"Paige! What happened?" I was asked as I shook my right hand like my hand was what got hurt.
"I punched myself in the boob and I can't shake that," I replied.
Getting kicked by little kids in the boobs hurts. The worst part is having to smile while they keep doing it...
I've also run into the edge of the car door as well - that really hurt! T_T
Almost forgot about the microwave and conventional oven doors :o Two more doors to be aware of
Not really the same thing, but kind of relate-able...
I had hair implants a year or two ago (Can't remember..) All I remember was the docs saying specifically: "Careful with your head when getting in cars.." I think I've never head butted so many things in my life hahaha... Indeed the car was one of them getting in, then the back of my head with the corner of the bed when peeking underneath trying to find something.
If you're not supposed to cause a certain body part harm, you can rest assured know it's going to happen! haha
I was working on a friend's car this past weekend helping him out with a problem. I slid under the car and there was........ interference...... where there was once plenty of clearance. My boobs were hitting things on the underside of the car and THAT has never been an issue before. Made fixing the car unpleasant to say the least.
I haven't slammed a car door into a boob or punched myself in a boob yet but I'm sure it will happen one day :laugh:
I will never understand this problem, and I am glad. The worst I had happen was ....well I have an imprint of a horseshoe around the right one. That didn't even hurt as much as you say this other bumping stuff does. I wonder if that is just proof that something went wrong for me.
On more than one occasion I have slipped and hit myself in the boob... ouch! Also, before some of my friends realized that I was starting to grow them (they're still rather small) and my friend smacked my chest from behind me over the shoulders and it was then that I realized just how tender they were and the look on my face!
I can totally sympathize. Ow! I was backing out of the bathroom and turned as I backed up and smacked both nips on the edge of the door. Damn that was a surprise.
Boob punching has to really smart especially if you still have the growing pains.
Hugs are generally a mix of pleasure and pain.
I suppose it is better than knocking oneself out with your own boob... some women are so hugely endowed (artificially or naturally) that they can't run, jump or skip lest they give themselves a black eye!! ;D
That's what makeups for.
No???
You girls sound like a menace to yourselves! I was going to suggest you take up more feminine pastimes such as knitting, but then I realised that this might be even worse...
Blunt-nosed scissors for everyone, please. And no power tools under any circumstances! :D
Hugs
J
Aw.
***slowly puts down chain saw***
Early in transition, I was bare chested inside the house and a mosquito landed on my left breast. Instinct took over. SMACK!!! Next time I will let it take my blood.
Oh, and the time I got a BRO hug from a friend who didn't quite understand that all the female clothing I was wearing was there for a reason. Yowza!!!
a BRO?
A bro hug. Autocorrect is lame sometimes. Fixed.
Quote from: Ms Grace on September 04, 2014, 03:56:36 PM
Not really sure what position one needs to be in to catch their boob in a car door. Ow.
Standing (erect) within the arc of the door swing. Now; close thoughtlessly with much gusto, and suffer the consequences.
Guarenteed you'll always be at least arms length distance from this invisible arc for all future for losing ceremonies.
Huggs
oh that painful learning curve ;)
It appears to me from the incidences of the various means of sustaining such unbearable actions that there must be quite a viable market for Kevlar lined bras. :o :D
There is an agricultural product called "Bag Balm" and it is an udder relief ;) ;D ;D
Tessa!!! You should be absolutely ashamed of yourself trying to milk that one. That was a cow of a joke ;D :icon_lol: yes that's right. You herd me.
OMG thanks for making me laugh. We had a goat herd for years and goat milk is delicious. Some of my goat girls needed relief from the bumps life hands out ;)
Interesting story Tessa. But you never told us. What did your goat hear? Or was it something too shocking to tell?
Quote from: LordKAT on September 04, 2014, 11:47:47 PM
I will never understand this problem, and I am glad. The worst I had happen was ....well I have an imprint of a horseshoe around the right one. That didn't even hurt as much as you say this other bumping stuff does. I wonder if that is just proof that something went wrong for me.
I also have never encountered this problem luckily
I took a number 2 side thrust kick to my left boob once, Puked all overmyself due to the pain and I think I walked out into the parking lot, puked some more, then smoked almostt a whole pack of cigs.
Now, boobs can get hurt easily. I know.
But I also like knowing first hand which hurts more, a pop to the boob or a pop to the family jewels.
This allows me to arbitrate arguments between men and women.
The way I see it, gonads hurt more, but boobs are more likely to find themselves in painful trouble.
During the course of my life, having had done both, in my opinion the boobs win hands down. Having done my boobs with the car door twice in the one day, they ached for days. It was even difficult getting my bra on. :icon_cry2:
Huggs
Catherine
Yeah, I don't know about that. If anyone slammed their jewels in a car door I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be sitting down for a month!!! ;D
:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Would they have to do it twice to qualify?
:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
The mind absolutely boggles at the permutations in which to derive such an outcome :o