HELP
PACKER JUST FLOPPED OUT OF PANTS
ONTO THE FLOOR
OF THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM
... AND INTO THE NEXT STALL
SOMEONE CALL 911 IVE GOT A RUNAWAY WANG
ABORT MISSION I REPEAT ABORT MISSION
Quote from: CursedFireDean on December 01, 2014, 09:22:46 PM
ABORT MISSION I REPEAT ABORT MISSION
Oh my god, there's a lady in here too.
Play it cool, Cam. Just gotta reach under and grab it. Everything's fiiiiine.
Not gonna lie
This post made my day XD
OMG how embarrassing and funny. thanks for sharing LOL
Quit "stalling" and grab it.
Did you get it back?
Quote from: Arch on December 01, 2014, 10:13:23 PM
Quit "stalling" and grab it.
Did you get it back?
This is probably cosmic punishment for being such a jerk. Maybe it wouldn't have happened if I were more of a "stand-up" guy.
I did, it's safe. Trying really hard not to think about what's just been transferred from the bathroom floor to my pants.
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi58.tinypic.com%2F2rqbk8g.gif&hash=08294ff3cc09dfd205a1ef3820e81131691ac42a)
At least nobody saw you grab it! ...Right?
Pretty sure I would have died on the spot if that happened to me. Which is partially why I don't even want to wear a packer. Eek!
LOL love this post...
:eusa_shifty:
I hope you scrubbed that thing later!
:icon_rah:
If you're too embarrassed to get it now, then wait until she leaves and then casually go in the next stall and lock the door. Get it back.
Best of luck! Lol. :)
Aaahhh! I think packers should come with a life line so we can haul them back in case of emergency. Glad you got it back though [emoji16]
I had to chuckle at this. Talk about embarrassing!
XD I about died laughing when I read this. I need to breathe! hahahahaha
Quote from: captains on December 01, 2014, 09:18:35 PM
HELP
PACKER JUST FLOPPED OUT OF PANTS
ONTO THE FLOOR
OF THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM
... AND INTO THE NEXT STALL
SOMEONE CALL 911 IVE GOT A RUNAWAY WANG
Quote from: CursedFireDean on December 01, 2014, 09:22:46 PM
ABORT MISSION I REPEAT ABORT MISSION
Quote from: Arch on December 01, 2014, 10:13:23 PM
Quit "stalling" and grab it.
Did you get it back?
My favorite posts in this topic hahaha
I love this post! Packers can be stubborn sometimes :p
You're lucky the person in the next stall didn't decide to keep it for themself....for whatever reason!
I kinda love how your first reaction (or so it seems) to the incident was to post about it here :laugh:
Pretty hilarious though, wonder what went through the person's head when they saw it casually flop into their stall..
OMG, this thread is hilarious! Kudos to the OP!
I am glad you're fine now. I wonder how you would have felt if this happened in mens room.
Quote from: darkblade on December 02, 2014, 10:25:08 AM
I kinda love how your first reaction (or so it seems) to the incident was to post about it here :laugh:
Pretty hilarious though, wonder what went through the person's head when they saw it casually flop into their stall..
Haha, there's a reason why, in my circle of friends, my old name has come to mean "to do something really stupid, knowing it's stupid, in full view of everyone." I'm a human disaster, but I figure that if I'm gonna make a thousand embarrassing mistakes a day, I may as well take a bow at the end. :D
Fear not, my brothers who are scared to pack. I have died so that ye may live.
(I'm hoping she didn't notice? The tile was kind of the same color, so it was sort of like I had a camouflage dick. It did... make a noise tho...)
Quote from: makipu on December 02, 2014, 11:06:58 AM
I am glad you're fine now. I wonder how you would have felt if this happened in mens room.
I use the right room when I can, so it's totally plausible that this could have happened in there. More threatening, probably. But also maybe less likely to be noticed? I mean, I definitely walked in on a guy jacking it at the urinal the other day, so. Who knows.
This thread has cheered me up immensely, so thanks man :D
What an intense validation of the recurring nightmare I've been having for the past 4 years!
Glad you packed your things and got the hell out of there :)
TranzWear (or is it TranZwear? can't remember) has a line of underwear with a C-ring to keep the packer pretty secure. They also do pouches. I've never lost a packer yet. Your best bet is a three-pack when they're running a special. (No, I don't own a piece of the company, but I've been pretty happy with the goods.)
Some guys . . . just can't keep it in their pants. ;)
I don't wanna hijack, but I have to say to Jo...you're what my ex would call PDC: pretty damn cute.
Gah, that happened to me at the bathroom of a pharmacy. Thankfully the bathroom is private though, but geez.
oh my god i just laughed so hard
hopefully that'll be a problem for me soon....i'm hoping to buy my dick in a few weeks ;D
Thanks for the laugh, but now I'm terrified of my dick running away :o
I just had the following go through my head.
See Dick.
Dick likes to run.
Oh how fun!
Run Dick Run!
Omg I'm not transgender but after I read this I went to the biffy, dropped my phone and immediately thought "ahhh my dick!" I am a lesbian.