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General Discussions => Entertainment => Humor => Topic started by: rachel89 on July 12, 2015, 02:15:52 AM

Title: The Real Transgender Dictionary
Post by: rachel89 on July 12, 2015, 02:15:52 AM
Electrolysis- A process where you are slowly relieved of unwanted hair but quickly relieved of wanted cash.
Title: Re: The Real Transgender Dictionary
Post by: LordKAT on July 12, 2015, 02:17:58 AM
STP: personal device, not oil treatment.

Binder: inexpensive alternative to surgical chest reduction
Title: Re: The Real Transgender Dictionary
Post by: rachel89 on July 12, 2015, 02:26:07 AM
Therapy- Where you pay someone else for diagnosing yourself as transgender.
Title: Re: The Real Transgender Dictionary
Post by: suzifrommd on July 12, 2015, 05:25:39 AM
SRS - Handing over your life savings, risking scary complications, and enduring intense pain to end up with what most people get simply for being born.
Title: Re: The Real Transgender Dictionary
Post by: LordKAT on July 12, 2015, 05:28:12 AM
Quote from: suzifrommd on July 12, 2015, 05:25:39 AM
SRS - Handing over your life savings, risking scary complications, and enduring intense pain to end up with what most people get simply for being born.

I'd modify that to getting something sort of like what you should have been born with.
Title: Re: The Real Transgender Dictionary
Post by: Jayne on July 12, 2015, 06:20:38 AM
Gatekeeper - a therapist who holds up HRT for obscure reasons, fortunately gatekeepers are a dying breed due to an outbreak of common sense and enlightenment
Title: Re: The Real Transgender Dictionary
Post by: rachel89 on July 12, 2015, 07:27:38 PM
Laser-A device that can always be used to entertain cats and be sometimes used to remove hair to reduce the hours of electrolysis needed.
Title: Re: The Real Transgender Dictionary
Post by: suzifrommd on July 12, 2015, 08:14:34 PM
Date - a meal or event spent with an attractive person to pass the time between meeting them and learning they still consider you a member of your gender assigned at birth.
Title: Re: The Real Transgender Dictionary
Post by: KimSails on July 12, 2015, 08:28:28 PM
Restroom -- Scary place with lots of plumbing fixtures where you risk life, limb, and freedom just for the ability to empty your bladder. 
Title: Re: The Real Transgender Dictionary
Post by: kittenpower on July 12, 2015, 08:31:54 PM
->-bleeped-<-- the gear change thingy in your vehicle
Title: Re: The Real Transgender Dictionary
Post by: Jayne on July 14, 2015, 03:03:03 PM
GRS - the first thing people ask about when they learn you're trans
Title: Re: The Real Transgender Dictionary
Post by: rachel89 on July 17, 2015, 01:03:40 PM
HRT-When the presence or absence of a methyl group and a hydroxyl or ketone group on a 4 ringed molecule makes all the difference in the world. Unlike cis-gender people who get the correct hormones for free, we need to pay for ours.
Title: Re: The Real Transgender Dictionary
Post by: rachel89 on July 27, 2015, 07:47:07 PM
FFS-A surgery invented because GRS just isn't quite painful enough.