I'm not 100% out yet to my family, but when I didn't tell ANYone I wanted to transition yet, I overhear this conversation between my sister and Mom in the car:
Sis: I love all my gay friends. I almost wish Lucas (her son) grows up gay lol
Me: 0_0... *wants to be a boy and likes other boys*
Mom: lol yeah, we've never had anyone gay in the family before.
Me: *quietly laughs*
Sis: Yeah. It would definitely spice things up in our family...
Me: *quietly laughs harder*
I wonder if she's ever going to retract that statement considering our family is pretty damn nuts, so we're all "spiced up" as it is lol
Hehehehehe, that sure must've been funny.
Being a closeted mtf, I had the funniest moment with my little sister yesterday.
I was helping her to fill up some papers she had to bring to school, and she was a bit nervous because she had to speak to a supervisor personally.
She: "What do I do? I hope I don't get too nervous and the man starts judging me."
Me: "Don't worry. I know that you're completely nuts, and still, I don't judge you."
She: (with a joking tone): "You don't count. You're not a man."
I swear, I almost let out an AMEN. But I went with the joke. I sit down and crossed my legs in a very ladylike position and answered with a very forced feminine voice: "Oh, if you say so, darling..."
She laughed and left the room. Oh how I wanted to tell her, but unfortunately, that was not the time.
lol Oh my! I would not have been able to hold back with that response XD