Oh no I shouldn't post this during the Holiday season.
I'm a very sensible woman. High IQ, probably in the 20's, no not 120; 20.
I've tried to burn the house down with my microwave - pre transition cross dressed and the full fire brigade arriving. Had my mop arrested for being a peeping Tom.
I only say this for clarity and for the sake of my evil friends.
I have long hair. Lovely and lush and I like it straight, so I use a hair iron.
There I was getting ready for my date. Showered dressed and cool (pun intended). As usual at home I had my front door open and the screen door closed (it is Australia and we try and get cool air when we can). My next door neighbour is mowing his lawn, cute guy, called John for some reason.
I sit at my dressing table and start my hair, spray on the heat protectant and start combing with my hair.
Listening to Jimi Hendrix; All Along the Watch Tower, rocking along. Feeling good and then
The hair iron gets caught in the back of my dress, I lose my grip, burning flesh, agony, screams.
The door opens, John runs in, grabs me, and next thing my head is under a cold shower. I'm soaked, my dress is ruined, I look like the mop that had the previous run in with the law.
I thank him, for some misguided reason. He is laughing.
I recover, dry off, get dressed again. Sitting in my bra and pants, I start my make up and hair - I still have time to go out.
No power.
The cut out switch has been triggered.
OK, no problem.
I run out in the front garden to turn the switch back on. (it will take seconds)
The door slams shut.
Thank you god. I knew there was a reason I gave up religion.
Now I'm having a glass of whiskey, wearing my pyjamas, sore back, lousy hair. No date. And laughter from the neighbours.
And a curious John.
Have a happy Thanksgiving people!!
Cindy
<Now I need to fold the sheep>
Quote from: Cindy on November 27, 2015, 05:18:56 AM
Oh no I shouldn't post this during the Holiday season.
I'm a very sensible woman. High IQ, probably in the 20's, no not 120; 20.
I've tried to burn the house down with my microwave - pre transition cross dressed and the full fire brigade arriving. Had my mop arrested for being a peeping Tom.
I only say this for clarity and for the sake of my evil friends.
I have long hair. Lovely and lush and I like it straight, so I use a hair iron.
There I was getting ready for my date. Showered dressed and cool (pun intended). As usual at home I had my front door open and the screen door closed (it is Australia and we try and get cool air when we can). My next door neighbour is mowing his lawn, cute guy, called John for some reason.
I sit at my dressing table and start my hair, spray on the heat protectant and start combing with my hair.
Listening to Jimi Hendrix; All Along the Watch Tower, rocking along. Feeling good and then
The hair iron gets caught in the back of my dress, I lose my grip, burning flesh, agony, screams.
The door opens, John runs in, grabs me, and next thing my head is under a cold shower. I'm soaked, my dress is ruined, I look like the mop that had the previous run in with the law.
I thank him, for some misguided reason. He is laughing.
I recover, dry off, get dressed again. Sitting in my bra and pants, I start my make up and hair - I still have time to go out.
No power.
The cut out switch has been triggered.
OK, no problem.
I run out in the front garden to turn the switch back on. (it will take seconds)
The door slams shut.
Thank you god. I knew there was a reason I gave up religion.
Now I'm having a glass of whiskey, wearing my pyjamas, sore back, lousy hair. No date. And laughter from the neighbours.
And a curious John.
Have a happy Thanksgiving people!!
Cindy
<Now I need to fold the sheep>
Oh wow! :D That was quite the wild ride for a Thanksgiving Day, eh? Glad in the end, everything worked out for you anyhow.
So many mental images...so many :) ;D
Oh Cindy, - I know i shouldn't laugh. but....... :laugh:
It could of been worse, one of those Huntsman spiders could of been sleeping in your other dress that you put on.
Quote from: stephaniec on November 27, 2015, 08:11:06 AM
It could of been worse, one of those Huntsman spiders could of been sleeping in your other dress that you put on.
Not sure if you are an aussie or not but you are highlighting a typical aussie attitude..."it could always be worse"
:) :)
Hello ....... Dear!!!
What would you prefer?
A. Some burn cream
B. a new curling wand
C. John's phone number
D. All of the above
E. Some of the above.
Speak to you as soon as I call 000 for the ambulance for you. :angel: ::)
Huggs
Catherine (ROFL)
the mental images are about to make my head explode... :o
Quote from: lostcharlie on November 27, 2015, 12:31:53 PM
the mental images are about to make my head explode... :o
^^^^^This^^^^^
Well it may be the feeling it takes just a moment...
instead of concentrating and mentally going through it...
I'd say try to enjoy where you are and what you do...
such moments should get less then...
and you might try to think about where it comes from...
do you have a feeling someone watching you, getting nervous, like a parent did ?
You might just have a regal attitude... being grownup and serene...
wish you fun in enjoying the moment :)
*hugs*
Hmm... was he just waiting around for an opportunity to barge in? Kinda sounds like it... ;)
I dated a woman who lived around the corner from me once. Convenient! Next door, though? Might get awkward if things go south. (wait... do aussies say "go north"?)
Some days are like that where nothing goes right. At least the whiskey was good!!
Instead of Hendrix you should have been playing the Theme from Benny Hill...! ;D
That is a really great idea Ms Grace. For those who are not aware of it, this is it played by the master Boots Randolph. Yakety Sax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcq_xLi2NGo
^^^^^ THIS ^^^^^
Sent my LBL up a to a new stratospheric heights of MBL
:icon_cry2: :icon_cry2: :icon_cry2: :icon_cry2: :icon_cry2:
Does anyone have a cure for MBL?? Make NO. mistake it is M.
Speak to you as soon as I mop the floor. :icon_cry2: :icon_lol:
Huggs
Catherine
Quote from: Dena on November 27, 2015, 03:30:28 PM
That is a really great idea Ms Grace. For those who are not aware of it, this is it played by the master Boots Randolph. Yakety Sax
I can just imagine Cindy running around her front yard in her bra and knickers...
Quote from: Ms Grace on November 27, 2015, 11:19:26 PM
Quote from: Dena on November 27, 2015, 03:30:28 PM
That is a really great idea Ms Grace. For those who are not aware of it, this is it played by the master Boots Randolph. Yakety Sax
I can just imagine Cindy running around her front yard in her bra and knickers...
The tape from my security camera is NOT going to shared!!
Quote from: Cindy on November 28, 2015, 12:02:57 AM
Quote from: Ms Grace on November 27, 2015, 11:19:26 PM
Quote from: Dena on November 27, 2015, 03:30:28 PM
That is a really great idea Ms Grace. For those who are not aware of it, this is it played by the master Boots Randolph. Yakety Sax
I can just imagine Cindy running around her front yard in her bra and knickers...
The tape from my security camera is NOT going to shared!!
Anyone want to buy a bootleg copy of Cindy's security camera tape?
Don't tempt Catherine! She fly over to retrieve it!
I'm keeping an eye open for broomsticks >:-)
You fiends you! I innocently described my distress as a warning to other people who may be idiots dumb bunnies tragically caught out.
Oh John has a Jacuzzi, I wonder if I should get my wounds bathed ::)
Quote from: Dena on November 28, 2015, 12:15:31 AM
I can just imagine Cindy running around her front yard in her bra and knickers...
The tape from my security camera is NOT going to shared!!
Anyone want to buy a bootleg copy of Cindy's security camera tape?
Hell yes...just watch the music clip....images so many images...was trying to imagine Cindy...tears to the eyes
Quote from: sarahtokes on November 28, 2015, 12:49:38 AM
Quote from: Dena on November 28, 2015, 12:15:31 AM
I can just imagine Cindy running around her front yard in her bra and knickers...
The tape from my security camera is NOT going to shared!!
Anyone want to buy a bootleg copy of Cindy's security camera tape?
Hell yes...just watch the music clip....images so many images...was trying to imagine Cindy...tears to the eyes
Someone else struck off the Christmas card list!
ROFL with tears in my eyes :) Dena: Yes i order two , and the one where Catherine is landing :)
I love this rubbing and teasing.
Oh deer. :icon_rolleyes2:
Yes you were right you should not have told me..
That's going on your permanent record! :police:
Dirty word, I ought to sticky this thread. Everybody on the site could use a good laugh.
Quote from: Dena on November 28, 2015, 09:34:00 AM
Dirty word, I ought to sticky this thread. Everybody on the site could use a good laugh.
I think that's an excellent idea! BTW, putting the Boots Randolph video on here was cold. I like that in a person. >:-)
Quote from: BeverlyAnn on November 28, 2015, 10:18:05 AM
I think that's an excellent idea! BTW, putting the Boots Randolph video on here was cold. I like that in a person. >:-)
Shows a special kind of dedication....hahahaha
Quote from: sarahtokes on November 28, 2015, 01:47:50 PM
Shows a special kind of dedication....hahahaha
Dedication or perversion?
No need to sticky as I will shamelessly bring up all of Cindy's escapades.
Don't forget the toaster episode if you are ever lonely... :-X
Quote from: Jenny07 on November 28, 2015, 06:09:12 PM
No need to sticky as I will shamelessly bring up all of Cindy's escapades.
Don't forget the toaster episode if you are ever lonely... :-X
Toaster...the mind boggles...was nakedness involved in this one as well?
Quote from: Dena on November 28, 2015, 12:15:31 AM
I can just imagine Cindy running around her front yard in her bra and knickers...
The tape from my security camera is NOT going to shared!!
Anyone want to buy a bootleg copy of Cindy's security camera tape?
YES PLEASE!!!! Save me the trip. Can I give you credit card number now?
Who said anything about sharing? I want it to go viral on Youtube ;D ;D ;D
Do you want me to swing by now Dena, or can I download it?
Speak to you all as soon as I setup the downlink >:-) :icon_chainsaw: :angel:
Huggs
Catherine
Quote from: Catherine Sarah on November 30, 2015, 12:44:56 AM
Quote from: Dena on November 28, 2015, 12:15:31 AM
I can just imagine Cindy running around her front yard in her bra and knickers...
The tape from my security camera is NOT going to shared!!
Anyone want to buy a bootleg copy of Cindy's security camera tape?
YES PLEASE!!!! Save me the trip. Can I give you credit card number now?
Who said anything about sharing? I want it to go viral on Youtube ;D ;D ;D
Do you want me to swing by now Dena, or can I download it?
Speak to you all as soon as I setup the downlink >:-) :icon_chainsaw: :angel:
Huggs
Catherine
It's OK just send me your credit card number!
And no one will talk about toasters, microwaves or mops.
Talk to you as soon as I have contacted my Nigerian bank manager .
Done. Are you ready? Have a pen handy?
9021 4376 8842 7749 6692 1075 8200 4710 8892 9999 1111 0101 4218 8972 4567 0191 7740 0477 1234 5678 9101 1121 7742 0987 6543 2109 6696 6666 1749 9471 2222 5182 7146 8126 7391 0090 2874
Oh s**t. Please swap Nos. 102 with 24 They're out of sequence.
Expiry date 08 17. That's 1817 by the way. Not 2017.
Security code number, same as above. Have you got writers cramp yet? This card is legit.
Speak to you as soon as I get back from Nigeria.
Huggs
Catherine
Got it no worries.
Mmm just had an email from the NSA.
That card belongs to a Mister Clinton. Mmmmm
No cramps since the surgery, and no snow to write in!
Quote from: Cindy on November 30, 2015, 01:08:41 AM
Got it no worries.
Great
Quote from: Cindy on November 30, 2015, 01:08:41 AM
That card belongs to a Mister Clinton. Mmmmm
Damn. Must have fallen out of his wallet when we were getting dressed in his bedroom. :embarrassed: :embarrassed: :police:
Quote from: Cindy on November 30, 2015, 01:08:41 AM
Snow
??
Speak to you as soon as I walk the dog.
Huggs
Catherine
Cindy I will take you out shopping for a new appliance when you come to Sydeny.
What fun and adventures you might have.
Suggestions and Donations welcome :D
Hairdryer
Vacuum cleaner
Blender
Power tools???
Oh the humanity.
Somebody stop me as I roll on the ground having a fit....
Quote from: Jenny07 on November 30, 2015, 04:48:19 AM
Cindy I will take you out shopping for a new appliance when you come to Sydeny.
What fun and adventures you might have.
Suggestions and Donations welcome :D
Hairdryer
Vacuum cleaner
Blender
Power tools???
Oh the humanity.
Somebody stop me as I roll on the ground having a fit....
Axe >:-)
Quote from: Cindy on December 01, 2015, 02:32:00 AM
Axe >:-)
Oooooooowwww Can I watch ........ Please?
Speak to you as soon as I clean my binoculars.
Huggs
Catherine