Twas this day declaredeth International Taketh Like Shakespeare day.
Methinks t'would be of gaiety to celebrate the Bard's Day of borning.
Aussieth Aussieth Aussieth Oith Oith Oith
s'blood, forsooth, thou hast the very heart
of it.
Tis a day to be celeb-
rated through all the lands both civilised
and savage.
We few, we happy few, this sampling
of siblings. For they that fight along side
of me art naught but siblings, be they faire,
rugged, astride the centre or all without.
Those home abed will think their genders won
cheaply. But we will think back to the wond-
ers we have done and show our scars with pride
and cry, God for Hairy, Shav'd and Natural!
Sorry, I may have gotten carried away.
Joanna
To beetroot or not to beetroot, that is the question I need answered for my salad!
Quote from: Ms Grace on April 23, 2016, 03:21:44 AM
To beetroot or not to beetroot, that is the question I need answered for my salad!
Sayeth me a terrible misjustice of a quoteth!
Alas, poor Grace! I knew her, Grace; a woman of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; she hath borne me on her back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination she is!
Oh! Say it not, that the words of the Immortal Bard should be be rewritten, and when so, by Lewis Carroll! Such shame upon England cannot be borne!
Ah, me think it not thou knave (can you have a knavess?)
Me thinks you have confusion between wit and cesspit!
Be it upon thou to look into the glass and seek thou's reflection!