Hair removed
... Children to be safe and happy.
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Quote from: Megan. on November 29, 2017, 01:48:48 PM
... Children to be safe and happy.
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I'm being selfish. Maybe I should reconsider. Nice choice Megan.
All I want for Christmas is my two front teats. :laugh:
My other answer was Anchovy Pizza [emoji23]
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Id like my dignity back.
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My very own first apartment
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New job in a safe town with higher pay & / or good health insurance.
... Maybe a little chocolate, too.
My hormones back
bobbisue :)
Partner to come visit
Sleep. Plain and simple.
uterus to be removed.
-aves
bigger B :o :oBs
My neighbours to be quiet
WiFi to be lag free.
FFS.
Does Santa have vaginas in his sack?
Hair removed
and pizza. I'm greedy. I have no children, but even then I'd probably take the hair removal and pizza. They can be sad and in danger for a year, they'd live.
Though Anchovies only if they are good, high quality ones. None of that Domino's anchovies. Had some really good white anchovies on a Caesar Salad a while back that would be perfect with some crispy, spicy pepperoni on a pizza.
Quote from: Jamie Xu on November 29, 2017, 10:26:47 PM
Does Santa have vaginas in his sack?
Yes, but they're more of a Buffalo Bill thing he keeps for himself. Santa has problems.
Sex-change machine where you select a female from the menu and step inside.
my mustache to grow!!
ability to live in any city in any country I desire whenever I feel like it
To love myself & smile.
I'll take a wad of cash or good health insurance. Santa must have good health insurance what with him getting on in years and all the cookies right?
Lets see...no back pain.... and being able to feel normal
I was going to say to be a woman, but that's a little predictable.
If we're talking in trans terms, all I want is to start hormones
Otherwise, I want every Pretty Little Liars book... I have the mind of a teenage girl
The iPhone 10. But considering the 1000.00 price tag I totally don't think I will be getting that. Jewelry is always acceptibe though. Lol
Face repaired. [emoji53]
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My @#$% birth certificate changed.
Quote from: amandam on November 30, 2017, 12:35:02 AM
Sex-change machine where you select a female from the menu and step inside.
OMG send me one of those as well! :D
My family to ask me to come round
Actually I have what I wanted. My SRS is scheduled for May. That's the only present I need.
Though I think I'll tell Tristan I want him to get me a baby kangaroo from Australia. He should know how to get one. They are so cute and when it grew up I could train it to whack people with its tail and box someone in the head with its little hands. A pet that's cute AND functional.
Quote from: Julia1996 on November 30, 2017, 05:56:38 PM
Actually I have what I wanted. My SRS is scheduled for May. That's the only present I need.
Though I think I'll tell Tristan I want him to get me a baby kangaroo from Australia. He should know how to get one. They are so cute and when it grew up I could train it to whack people with its tail and box someone in the head with its little hands. A pet that's cute AND functional.
I keep seeing kangaroo posts on facebook where they are enormous and muscle-y. I feel like that would be the best emotional support animal someone could ever have. But if I ever had one, I would have to dress it in a good leather jacket or something badass like that. Ontario winters are much too cold for a poor kangaroo to be living without something to keep it warm. Maybe a really big ugly Christmas sweater?
Quote from: aves on November 30, 2017, 06:20:09 PM
I keep seeing kangaroo posts on facebook where they are enormous and muscle-y. I feel like that would be the best emotional support animal someone could ever have. But if I ever had one, I would have to dress it in a good leather jacket or something badass like that. Ontario winters are much too cold for a poor kangaroo to be living without something to keep it warm. Maybe a really big ugly Christmas sweater?
I don't think a kangaroo would like Denver either. Lol. Hmmm maybe a faux fur coat with a matching muff to put it's hands in.
Quote from: aves on November 30, 2017, 06:20:09 PM
I keep seeing kangaroo posts on facebook where they are enormous and muscle-y. I feel like that would be the best emotional support animal someone could ever have. But if I ever had one, I would have to dress it in a good leather jacket or something badass like that. Ontario winters are much too cold for a poor kangaroo to be living without something to keep it warm. Maybe a really big ugly Christmas sweater?
And sunglasses regardless of the outfit. All kangaroos must wear sunglasses.
Quote from: Roll on November 30, 2017, 06:43:28 PM
And sunglasses regardless of the outfit. All kangaroos must wear sunglasses.
Absolutely. And in summer I can add a Hawaiian print shirt and swim trunks. If I can find them big enough I might also get it some of those flashing shoes like they have for horses. Lol
I could put it on a leash and put my purse and purchases it's pouch when I go shopping.
I've got a kangaroo in the garden at the moment and he is wearing shades and sucking on a stubbie
Quote from: Roll on November 30, 2017, 06:43:28 PM
And sunglasses regardless of the outfit. All kangaroos must wear sunglasses.
Why do I feel like there was a movie like this? I keep imagining that Scooby Doo movie but there was definitely a kangaroo in sunglasses somewhere.
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Quote from: aves on November 30, 2017, 07:40:02 PM
Why do I feel like there was a movie like this? I keep imagining that Scooby Doo movie but there was definitely a kangaroo in sunglasses somewhere.
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I don't know about sunglasses but I saw a kangaroo on a talk show wearing boxing gloves. It kept hitting the host in the head. Then when it's handler tried to get it to behave it popped him in the face and nearly knocked him down. That kangaroo was adorable but it was really mean and bad tempered!
Quote from: Julia1996 on November 30, 2017, 07:45:47 PM
I don't know about sunglasses but I saw a kangaroo on a talk show wearing boxing gloves. It kept hitting the host in the head. Then when it's handler tried to get it to behave it popped him in the face and nearly knocked him down. That kangaroo was adorable but it was really mean and bad tempered!
I did some digging (and by digging I mean googling "kangaroo sunglasses movie" and found Kangaroo Jack (2003). My childhood has brought back possibly the weirdest movie I've ever watched.
Kangaroos seem to only use their arms close up. When they stand on their tail and kick with both legs they can be really dangerous. If you could train it to kick only certain people you would have a real weapon.
Quote from: aves on November 30, 2017, 08:05:31 PM
I did some digging (and by digging I mean googling "kangaroo sunglasses movie" and found Kangaroo Jack (2003). My childhood has brought back possibly the weirdest movie I've ever watched.
That was my original reference. ;D One of the worst movies of all time.
Quote from: Roll on November 30, 2017, 08:32:45 PM
That was my original reference. ;D One of the worst movies of all time.
I just remember my dad watching it and thinking it was the funniest thing. His humour is such a typical dad-humour.
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Quote from: Julia1996 on November 30, 2017, 07:45:47 PM
That kangaroo was adorable but it was really mean and bad tempered!
I've had a similar discussion with an Aussie friend of ours, it is ill advised to tell an Aussie what a cute creature the roos are... LOL
Quote from: V M on November 30, 2017, 09:49:34 PM
I've had a similar discussion with an Aussie friend of ours, it is ill advised to tell an Aussie what a cute creature the roos are LOL
But they are cute! Just because it's cute doesn't mean it's not dangerous! :D
Which... that's really Australia in a nutshell. Adorably dangerous. Even the platypus has one of the most potent venoms in the world!
Oh I've had Tristan tell me kangaroos are very mean animals and aren't meant as pets. But I wonder if I had a baby kangaroo and raised it if it would still be mean. Tristan said they are just mean animals by nature. I also thought the koala bear was just precious but his dad told me koalas are really mean too and could shred someone with their claws. I guess I'll just stick with my little dog. It would be so cool if she could punch someone in the face that I don't like but oh well. She can bite ankles at least. Lol
My Dog to feel better. Poor guys nose has been running for a few months and vet doesn't know what it is. He IS my best friend.
Quote from: amandam on November 30, 2017, 12:35:02 AM
Sex-change machine where you select a female from the menu and step inside.
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Vocal cords
landlord to lift the ban on pets so that i can get a cat.
Quote from: CatRose on December 07, 2017, 03:16:57 AM
landlord to lift the ban on pets so that i can get a cat.
If you live in Ontario, Canada they legally cannot ban you from having pets!! Not sure about anywhere else though
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boobs to grow
my boobs to grow
please, my boobs to grow
gee, if I could only get my boobs to grow
then I could have a Merry Christmas!
(and a Happy New Year)
...peace of mind and the courage to openly be myself. And a B cup... but definitely peace of mind.
Progress
Some one that I can cuddle with hug kiss watch movies and talk to at night so I am not lonely
All I want for Christmas is to start testosterone !!
(and I think I'll get my wish ;) )
Quote from: scrubcore on December 12, 2017, 10:10:23 PM
All I want for Christmas is to start testosterone !!
(and I think I'll get my wish ;) )
I am getting this wish too.
Other then that I want Unicorn Hair
TESTOSTERONE!
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Quote from: Sol on December 13, 2017, 12:57:06 AM
... Other then that I want Unicorn Hair
OMG yes!
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I am not to 'big' on Christmas. If wishing would make a difference, I would have a few.
- have a full head of hair
- bigger breasts
- a cuddle, kiss and .......
Best of the Season to all! Happy Winter Solstice!
all i want is my dumbass self to brave up and come out to my parents, and go get my hormones ;D