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Title: Urban survival fodder
Post by: Siobhan Amanda on December 13, 2017, 01:37:34 AM
 
"Adaption to ones environment is paramount". The necessity to find food for survival is also paramount and Urban settings can prove difficult terrains, the most easy to pick food is toxic at best yet with a little firm guidance and common sense even amateurs can grab a bite on their way through the vast jungle that society swings at us. My approach is somewhat different. Being a serious adventurer and recognising the need to blend in I instinctively select my military spec with full D.M.P paint job Land Rover so as to stealthily traverse the trail networks that are just riddled with white and silver SUVSw or seriously unguided velocity strike weapons, as I call them.
In fact this reminds me of a trip I didn't some years ago....
I was in my Land Rover negotiating a particularly hostile city track in downtown Australia, the SUVSw's were randomly being random and in great numbers. I was feeling safe and confident, the camouflage was doing its job, if they couldn't see me they'd be unlikely to hit me.
Then as if by un magic my car broke..not good. It was a particularly harrowing moment, had I been looking there would have been lots of quaint dwellings on both sides, possibly rustic ones too but my focus was on other things.. Stop,Think, Breathe. The mechanics of high class training. I'd been hoping this adventure would've demonstrated a nice little smug dish, probably garnished with a coriander and rocket salad but experience (and Land Rovers) has often taught me that things can change very quickly. Looking up at the sun I could see that elevensies was fast waning and that my situation was indeed dire. Against all training and common sense I decided to be rash and leave my vehicle, this after all being pure survival with only minutes to spare. I employed a little last resort trick that one can play, it's not recommended but it'll keep one mostly alive until lunchtime... A little recon provided what I'd been looking for, a box on a stalk that if coaxed actually talks, similar to tickling a fish ... and it payed off, a pod opened  and a sack like type of fruit revealed six flat kidney shaped seeds that although bordering on toxic, taste somewhat but not quite like chicken and have a texture a bit like pre chewed packing foam and it's these seeds that I was after although the sack like pod can also be eaten and contains similar nutrients .  Before I could explore the origins of this strange urban fruit the RAC mobile unit lurched into view, which was surprising as just looking back over my mindless scribbles I'd forgot to call them but sometimes you just get lucky.
It's not quite the same these days , but with ground goat hoof, 2tsp of a baking sofa and two oz's of used corn plasters ,blended, 180degrees for 20mins, Is the closest I've got to replicating that dish..........................and it's close enough.
It really makes me smile to remember that rustic dish I tasted first long ago and it really gives one hope to know that if things do indeed get dire and desperate, with a little forward thinking  it is possible to make it through to lunch ,though whether you'd feel like eating when you get there is quite another thing.
Happy Christmas.
Love
Siobhan x
Title: Re: Urban survival fodder
Post by: Cenna on December 13, 2017, 03:17:56 AM
*giggles and claps*
Title: Re: Urban survival fodder
Post by: Megan. on December 13, 2017, 03:33:03 AM
I suggest a whip round to get Siobhan a new car [emoji5]

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Title: Re: Urban survival fodder
Post by: Siobhan Amanda on December 13, 2017, 03:36:20 AM
Quote from: Megan. on December 13, 2017, 03:33:03 AM
I suggest a whip round to get Siobhan a new car [emoji5]

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Nothing wrong with this one, all fixed now. How many sleeps till your trip now? Bet you're excited!
Title: Re: Urban survival fodder
Post by: Megan. on December 13, 2017, 04:27:00 AM
27 sleeps until I fly,  looking forward to meeting some of my Susan's sisters while I'm there [emoji4]

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Title: Re: Urban survival fodder
Post by: MaryT on December 13, 2017, 09:58:15 AM
I'm confused.  Did you steal a mango or something when your car broke down?  Or was it an edible weed?  Or was it a talking drive-thru takeaway?
Title: Re: Urban survival fodder
Post by: Gertrude on December 13, 2017, 09:58:42 AM
Land Rovers are a lot like BMWs, only worse. BMW stands for broke my wallet or bring more wampum. At one time, what made Land Rover so special was it's use of Lucas electricals. Yes, that Lucas, the prince of darkness. Try to use two power windows at the same time and a fuse might blow. Smoke might come out of the wiring too. Luckily, we can put the smoke back in. http://www.mez.co.uk/lucas.html


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Title: Re: Urban survival fodder
Post by: Siobhan Amanda on December 13, 2017, 12:29:41 PM
Quote from: Gertrude on December 13, 2017, 09:58:42 AM
Land Rovers are a lot like BMWs, only worse. BMW stands for broke my wallet or bring more wampum. At one time, what made Land Rover so special was it's use of Lucas electricals. Yes, that Lucas, the prince of darkness. Try to use two power windows at the same time and a fuse might blow. Smoke might come out of the wiring too. Luckily, we can put the smoke back in. http://www.mez.co.uk/lucas.html
Hi Gertrude,😂don't talk to me about the wiring  I tried to re wire one, haha, well to be fair it's almost done now but I did nearly lose it to a fire!. My main drive, well the one I write about actually is brilliant, I shouldn't say it but it never misses a beat. Having said that it's very basic and built for the army, it's a diesel but will run on anything with a bang in it,no electric windows of course or power steering and will even run without the battery, though you'd have to bump start it.

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Title: Re: Urban survival fodder
Post by: Siobhan Amanda on December 13, 2017, 12:32:36 PM
Quote from: MaryT on December 13, 2017, 09:58:15 AM
I'm confused.  Did you steal a mango or something when your car broke down?  Or was it an edible weed?  Or was it a talking drive-thru takeaway?
Haha, drive thru I think
Title: Re: Urban survival fodder
Post by: Gertrude on December 13, 2017, 02:10:22 PM
Quote from: broage on December 13, 2017, 12:29:41 PM

Is it the old style rovers or like a defender 110? The ones I worked with were late 80s civilian ones. They've improved quite a bit.


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Title: Re: Urban survival fodder
Post by: Siobhan Amanda on December 13, 2017, 03:49:04 PM
Quote from: Gertrude on December 13, 2017, 09:58:42 AM
Land Rovers are a lot like BMWs, only worse. BMW stands for broke my wallet or bring more wampum. At one time, what made Land Rover so special was it's use of Lucas electricals. Yes, that Lucas, the prince of darkness. Try to use two power windows at the same time and a fuse might blow. Smoke might come out of the wiring too. Luckily, we can put the smoke back in. http://www.mez.co.uk/lucas.html


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Thanks for the link Gertrude
Title: Re: Urban survival fodder
Post by: Siobhan Amanda on December 13, 2017, 03:54:04 PM
Quote from: Gertrude on December 13, 2017, 02:10:22 PM
Is it the old style rovers or like a defender 110? The ones I worked with were late 80s civilian ones. They've improved quite a bit.


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It's an 88(year)defender but has some changes, reinforced chassis, fully galvanised, izuzu 3.9 motor, bit more lift and coil sprung. They're called perenties after a lizard, they do a six wheeler too, google them they're a great truck to work on.
Title: Re: Urban survival fodder
Post by: Cenna on December 13, 2017, 06:55:37 PM
I expect a full write up on how to cook up a landrover in ones kitchen now.  ::)
Title: Re: Urban survival fodder
Post by: Siobhan Amanda on December 13, 2017, 07:35:38 PM
Quote from: Cenna on December 13, 2017, 06:55:37 PM
I expect a full write up on how to cook up a landrover in ones kitchen now.  ::)
Haha, ok I'll try and remember how I did the last one.
Title: Re: Urban survival fodder
Post by: Gertrude on December 13, 2017, 09:20:00 PM
Quote from: broage on December 13, 2017, 03:54:04 PM
It's an 88(year)defender but has some changes, reinforced chassis, fully galvanised, izuzu 3.9 motor, bit more lift and coil sprung. They're called perenties after a lizard, they do a six wheeler too, google them they're a great truck to work on.
The ones I worked on had the small aluminum v8.


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Title: Re: Urban survival fodder
Post by: Siobhan Amanda on December 13, 2017, 09:50:37 PM
Quote from: Gertrude on December 13, 2017, 09:20:00 PM
The ones I worked on had the small aluminum v8.


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ah yes, I think the army wanted the Isuzu because it was designed for a five tonne truck so it was way under stressed , the 6x6 had the same engine and they were  simple enough to swap in the field if necessary.