So, while making a post regarding why I'm happy today, I commented about the Greys (Aliens) being surprised the next time they abduct me. Of course I was joking. I tend to do that a wee bit - Kinda like VM but only sweeter.
But since I brought it up, has anyone had that kind of experience?
The closest think I could post would be what I believe was a dream years ago that I never forgot. I was in some sort of capsule with a woman and we were going some place. Then her face started to change and was for lack of a better description, more horse like.
Anyway, she kept telling me that we were going where I belonged and I kept telling her I didn't want to go. She ended up bringing me back home. Weird to say the least.
If this is too crazy, please delete it.
The subject sounds like you are asking if anyone is up for being abducted. To which I say it depends on the probing involved.
The only personal experience I have with ufo's in regard, happened in the late 70's in the SF Bay Area. A group of friends and I saw what I refer to as a ball of arc white light flying with the contour of the land in Niles Canyon. We scratched our heads and mentioned it later to another friend who said he saw the same thing coming out of the canyon then going straight up over the bay. The next day the Oakland Tribune had an article describing the same object over the Central Valley. It was unidentified. It was flying. It was an object. Don't know.
Quote from: Cali on January 17, 2018, 11:23:08 PM
So, while making a post regarding why I'm happy today, I commented about the Greys (Aliens) being surprised the next time they abduct me. Of course I was joking. I tend to do that a wee bit - Kinda like VM but only sweeter.
But since I brought it up, has anyone had that kind of experience?
The closest think I could post would be what I believe was a dream years ago that I never forgot. I was in some sort of capsule with a woman and we were going some place. Then her face started to change and was for lack of a better description, more horse like.
Anyway, she kept telling me that we were going where I belonged and I kept telling her I didn't want to go. She ended up bringing me back home. Weird to say the least.
If this is too crazy, please delete it.
Well there was this one time in Texas... no really lol. I was driving from Dallas to Amarillo LONG stretches of nothing but tumbleweed and oil wells. I had scheduled it to take me about 6 hours +- depending on traffic, etc. I remember leaving Dallas and ... literally 'being' in Amarillo, or at least the outskirts of it. I looked at my clock and only 2 hours passed. I have no knowledge to this day of the time or journey inbetween.
Abducted? Dunno. It was certainly a hair raising and memorable experience though :)
Quote from: Cali on January 17, 2018, 11:23:08 PM
So, while making a post regarding why I'm happy today, I commented about the Greys (Aliens) being surprised the next time they abduct me. Of course I was joking. I tend to do that a wee bit - Kinda like VM but only sweeter.
But since I brought it up, has anyone had that kind of experience?
The closest think I could post would be what I believe was a dream years ago that I never forgot. I was in some sort of capsule with a woman and we were going some place. Then her face started to change and was for lack of a better description, more horse like.
Anyway, she kept telling me that we were going where I belonged and I kept telling her I didn't want to go. She ended up bringing me back home. Weird to say the least.
If this is too crazy, please delete it.
I think an alien must have stolen the space between the V and the M if you mean V M my lovely sister from over the pond ::) ;D
https://a.wattpad.com/cover/120409730-352-k404072.jpg
There is quite a vast difference between being sweeter and a bit more dingy ;D
I have periods of missing time. I think it is just my mental blocks for situations or events that I don't want to remember. I do believe that aliens are among us, and abduct people.
Quote from: Artesia on January 18, 2018, 07:29:09 AM
I have periods of missing time. I think it is just my mental blocks for situations or events that I don't want to remember. I do believe that aliens are among us, and abduct people.
I've never been abducted by aliens but sometimes I feel like I live with a couple. I don't know about aliens being among us. I mean if an alien race can travel to other planets and explore space they'd have to be pretty lame to want to hang out with us. I guess they could be from a nerd planet or something.
I wish! Love to have someone probe me and play with my boobs at this point! No such luck, though. Toni
If I were an advanced race capable of faster than light travel, I know the first thing I would do is find the nearest backwater planet and start sticking things up butts. For science.
Quote from: Doreen on January 17, 2018, 11:42:22 PM
Well there was this one time in Texas... no really lol. I was driving from Dallas to Amarillo LONG stretches of nothing but tumbleweed and oil wells. I had scheduled it to take me about 6 hours +- depending on traffic, etc. I remember leaving Dallas and ... literally 'being' in Amarillo, or at least the outskirts of it. I looked at my clock and only 2 hours passed. I have no knowledge to this day of the time or journey inbetween.
Abducted? Dunno. It was certainly a hair raising and memorable experience though :)
When I lived in Texas it was weird that there'd be lightning but no thunder.
Quote from: V M on January 18, 2018, 02:10:26 AM
There is quite a vast difference between being sweeter and a bit more dingy ;D
Ah, my sweet sister. So, does your dingy have a sail?
Quote from: Christy Lee on January 18, 2018, 01:36:09 AM
https://a.wattpad.com/cover/120409730-352-k404072.jpg
That's what the aliens implant into your memory according to "People of Earth".
Quote from: Roll on January 18, 2018, 10:29:43 AM
If I were an advanced race capable of faster than light travel, I know the first thing I would do is find the nearest backwater planet and start sticking things up butts. For science.
Science for them, pleasure for some?
Quote from: Julia1996 on January 18, 2018, 08:52:05 AM
I've never been abducted by aliens but sometimes I feel like I live with a couple. I don't know about aliens being among us. I mean if an alien race can travel to other planets and explore space they'd have to be pretty lame to want to hang out with us. I guess they could be from a nerd planet or something.
Planet Nerd - Hail Queen Elle :)
Quote from: Toni on January 18, 2018, 09:52:31 AM
I wish! Love to have someone probe me and play with my boobs at this point! No such luck, though. Toni
Now you have me wondering about alien abduction as a sexual fetish. I can't say I would be surprised if it was. People have some wild kinks. I mean there are people who get aroused by balloons.
Quote from: Julia1996 on January 18, 2018, 11:39:53 AM
Now you have me wondering about alien abduction as a sexual fetish. I can't say I would be surprised if it was. People have some wild kinks. I mean there are people who get aroused by balloons.
Well, we'll just have to get some alien masks and gloves and find out, won't we :)
But don't say anything to Elle, I think she's already thinking about it.
Quote from: Cali on January 18, 2018, 11:41:01 AM
Well, we'll just have to get some alien masks and gloves and find out, won't we :)
But don't say anything to Elle, I think she's already thinking about it.
Lol. 😂
I know for a fact it is a fetish. I watch a ton of anime, and in Japan, everything is a fetish. Everything.
Quote from: Roll on January 18, 2018, 12:21:03 PM
I know for a fact it is a fetish. I watch a ton of anime, and in Japan, everything is a fetish. Everything.
I knew it! Lol.
Quote from: Cali on January 18, 2018, 11:25:04 AM
That's what the aliens implant into your memory according to "People of Earth".
Yup LOL
"Dont Get Weird"
Not abducted an alien yet but then not found one.
Quote from: davina61 on January 18, 2018, 04:44:21 PM
Not abducted an alien yet but then not found one.
Have you seen any deer lately?
No, but I am open to it.
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Quote from: Gertrude on January 18, 2018, 05:47:50 PM
No, but I am open to it.
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HI GERTIE!!!!!!
Have I ever been abducted by an alien? Do I believe in ghosts? Possibly, but do you really think I'd ever tell anyone about it? ;D
Quote from: V M on January 18, 2018, 08:13:35 PM
Have I ever been abducted by an alien? Do I believe in ghosts? Possibly, but do you really think I'd ever tell anyone about it? ;D
Okay, I guess it's time to fess up! VM isn't a real person. She's a computer program designed to make you happy and feel good!
I know we're getting way out there now, but what the hell. I have an alien Halloween mask that I bought long ago when I went trick or treating with my kids. We made cool costumes for them each year and really had a ball. This mask is full over the head and has big almost purple eyes, kind of looks like a "gray", and I'd wear it with one of my lab coats and made a badge for it that says "Area 51, Alien Autopsy" and has the photo and carries the name Obak Zator. I still have all the stuff. Anyone interested? Either way. Just kidding (maybe). ;D Toni
Quote from: Toni on January 19, 2018, 09:34:44 AM
I know we're getting way out there now, but what the hell. I have an alien Halloween mask that I bought long ago when I went trick or treating with my kids. We made cool costumes for them each year and really had a ball. This mask is full over the head and has big almost purple eyes, kind of looks like a "gray", and I'd wear it with one of my lab coats and made a badge for it that says "Area 51, Alien Autopsy" and has the photo and carries the name Obak Zator. I still have all the stuff. Anyone interested? Either way. Just kidding (maybe). ;D Toni
I probably have the same mask around here. Bought it cheap at a costume shop in Texas. The eyes were lost so I took the lid from a family size processed meat package and made new ones. I too had an ID I made which said Ill-Eagle Alion and had the picture on it.
When I moved from California to Texas, I stopped at Roswell and spent the night. When to their museum and took a lot of pictures of the aliens there. When I got to Texas my grand kids loved the pictures of the aliens :)
I hear the aliens from Norway are the good ones! I don't think they call them 'greys' though. More like 'blonds.'
Quote from: HappyMoni on January 19, 2018, 11:52:17 AM
I hear the aliens from Norway are the good ones! I don't think they call them 'greys' though. More like 'blonds.'
Yes, the Nordics are suppose to be the more earth friendly ones. Reptilians not too friendly and greys -some thing that they are drones.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_aliens
https://www.scribd.com/document/231310163/russian-secret-alien-races-book-pdf
Fun thread, I really needed that, thanks. Toni
I've had lots of people tell me I look like an alien. Lucky for them I'm not. I wouldn't bother with any probes I would go right for the heat ray.
Quote from: Julia1996 on January 19, 2018, 01:22:22 PM
I've had lots of people tell me I look like an alien. Lucky for them I'm not. I wouldn't bother with any probes I would go right for the heat ray.
Julia,
Now that you mention it, you do look kinda Nordic :)
Quote from: Cali on January 19, 2018, 02:15:58 PM
Julia,
Now that you mention it, you do look kinda Nordic :)
Lol. :laugh: I suppose I do.
Alien breast pumps might be nice!
I am so sore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE
I think they leave me alone because they know I'd kick their ass.
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Quote from: Roll on January 19, 2018, 04:15:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPdYYsEfAE
Wow, once mine are grown I have something to look forward to :_)
Quote from: Gertrude on January 19, 2018, 05:33:34 PM
I think they leave me alone because they know I'd kick their ass.
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Aunt Gertie, you are bad ass!!!!!
Quote from: Cali on January 19, 2018, 08:27:28 PM
Aunt Gertie, you are bad ass!!!!!
I used to be. Now I just sit back and enjoy the show.
It's funny, but I had a high school teacher that said I had a 5'2 sicilian in my 6'5 body. Sometimes I get it, sometimes I wonder what he meant.
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Quote from: Gertrude on January 21, 2018, 03:25:14 PM
I used to be. Now I just sit back and enjoy the show.
It's funny, but I had a high school teacher that said I had a 5'2 sicilian in my 6'5 body. Sometimes I get it, sometimes I wonder what he meant.
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Sicily was where the Costa Nostra began later to become known as the Mafia. I think your teacher was trying to say that 5'2" of you was very intimidating :)
Just watched the SNL sketch. Jeez Ellie, where do you get this stuff!? Laughed so hard and it felt so good, thanks. Toni
Quote from: Toni on January 21, 2018, 04:03:34 PM
Just watched the SNL sketch. Jeez Ellie, where do you get this stuff!? Laughed so hard and it felt so good, thanks. Toni
That was part of Saturday Night Live????? OMG, I thought it was real!!!!!
The abductee smoking the cigarette would have been my double back in the day so I thought maybe she was my clone from home?
Quote from: Toni on January 21, 2018, 04:03:34 PM
Just watched the SNL sketch. Jeez Ellie, where do you get this stuff!? Laughed so hard and it felt so good, thanks. Toni
Among other things, I am a huge comedy nerd. I have decades of Simpsons, SNL, and Conan references ready to whip out on a moments notice, and surprisingly 99% of them are on youtube, often officially. Seriously, it's how I live life. ;D My sister gets irritated with me because everything she tells me I'll say "That reminds me of a sketch/joke I saw/heard the other day...". Then out comes the cellphone and a clip from Bob's Burgers or It's Always Sunny. It's gotten to the point she'll start telling me something and I will get this particular smirk... she just sighs and says "Just show me. I know you want to."
I just wish it wasn't so awkward to bring up Louis CK jokes now. He has some good ones for almost everything. :-X
Quote from: Cali on January 21, 2018, 03:31:47 PM
Sicily was where the Costa Nostra began later to become known as the Mafia. I think your teacher was trying to say that 5'2" of you was very intimidating :)
Thing is I am half Italian, but Dad's family was from Naples.
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Quote from: Gertrude on January 22, 2018, 07:39:01 AM
Thing is I am half Italian, but Dad's family was from Naples.
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If your teacher knew that then they probably thought you were Napoleon :)
Liked Louis CK, especially where he talks about being poor and broke. Still funny, but now you think a bit about the guy. At least he didn't just roll over like most everyone else did, give him some cred for that. We just watched some stand up with my son, don't remember their names, one I think an Aussie, but some of his favorites and both had a good portion of their show revolve around rape. Cosby in one and I don't remember the segue in the other, but I really didn't find that funny and couldn't really understand how that could be considered humorous in any way. Not that I think I ever really did, but probably not nearly as negative as now. How perspectives change. Toni
Quote from: Toni on January 22, 2018, 03:25:14 PM
Liked Louis CK, especially where he talks about being poor and broke. Still funny, but now you think a bit about the guy. At least he didn't just roll over like most everyone else did, give him some cred for that. We just watched some stand up with my son, don't remember their names, one I think an Aussie, but some of his favorites and both had a good portion of their show revolve around rape. Cosby in one and I don't remember the segue in the other, but I really didn't find that funny and couldn't really understand how that could be considered humorous in any way. Not that I think I ever really did, but probably not nearly as negative as now. How perspectives change. Toni
Was the Aussie Jim Jefferies?