Lets all play a game where we add five or less words to the story. Such as I put "Once upon a time" and someone comes over and says "a giant bear liked ice-cream" and so on and see what kind of story we get! So I'll start by using a random story generator, you can reply more than once but not two in a row!
The rich doctor deleted the....
...files with the cure for...
...chronic confabulation and other ailments...
...Thinking it was over suddenly...
When his mistress walked in.
...he knew he was dreaming....
When he saw bunny Einstein