Australia: Moo Moo USB Toy For Lovesick Cows Everywhere
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2007/12/moo_moo_usb_toy_for_lovesick_c.html
12/27/2007
And the Moo Moo is exactly that: basically a plastic cow that you and your better half attach to your computers, you press the button when you're feeling lonely and an 18-stone transsexual appears from nowhere to do unspeakable things to you.
??? ::)