Susan's Place Transgender Resources

General Discussions => Entertainment => Humor => Topic started by: Leigh on February 18, 2006, 08:24:39 PM

Title: Garden
Post by: Leigh on February 18, 2006, 08:24:39 PM
An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato
garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was
in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:

Dear Son,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your
mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging
up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know
you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison.

Love, Dad


Shortly, the old man received this letter:

"For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden!! That's where I buried the GUNS!!"

At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police
officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened,
and asked him what to do next.

His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad.. It's the
best I could do for you from here."
Title: Re: Garden
Post by: Kimberly on February 18, 2006, 09:07:15 PM
 :icon_evil_laugh: Crafty!
Title: Re: Garden
Post by: Valerie on February 18, 2006, 09:54:08 PM
I like it, I like it ....   >:D
Title: Re: Garden
Post by: Peggiann on February 18, 2006, 10:04:38 PM
I loved it. Laughed out loud even.

Thanks for sharing.

Giggles,
Peggiann
Title: Re: Garden
Post by: Jillieann Rose on February 18, 2006, 11:17:17 PM
Good one Leigh. ;D
:eusa_clap:
:)
Jillieann
Title: Re: Garden
Post by: Chaunte on February 18, 2006, 11:52:01 PM
LOL!

I was just picturing this happening back in old Erin!

Chaunte
Title: Re: Garden
Post by: Joseph on February 19, 2006, 12:30:27 AM
Clever.  That was great.  :D  Thanks, Leigh.
Title: Re: Garden
Post by: melissa_girl on February 21, 2006, 10:54:40 AM
Great joke. :D

Melissa