Yesterday in the shower I decided to pull the latex tube out a bit more from my stp as it was too short and I hadn't ordered the longer tube. Turns out I pulled it out about a half inch farther than it needed to be, but I didn't know that at the time. Fast forward a few hours and now I'm at work (very professional office) and I realize that it's now too long and my junk is hanging sideways in my shorts (so not cool to be anatomically incorrect!!)
So according to the stp directions you put a pencil into the tubing and slide it back on, only it's a bit trickier (and stickier) than that. Next thing I know I'm unsuccessful, and now I have a pen stuck in my cock. I'm in the bathroom with no tools to get it out. But aha! I have scissors in my pocket, so I think maybe I can grip the tip of the pen between the scissors and pull it out. But the scissors are too sharp and they cut the tip of the pen and now I have ink and a mess and a stuck pen leaking ink in my cock!! I need tools, but I can't stuff this inky mess in my shorts, so I wrap it in paper towels and hide it behind stuff on a shelf above the toilet. I go retrieve some tools , go back to the bathroom. Get the pen out, but not before getting ink on the toilet seat, in the water, on my hands, etc.
So now i'm trying to clean an ink mess, etc. Finally got it cleaned up but never got the tubing properly replaced until I got home this morning. ACK!
At least it's a single toilet bathroom and I didn't have to worry about someone walking in while I was messing around. I guess an ink mess was better than pissing in my pants (like last week...)
Jay
yikes... at least you got it fixed up!
O_O
Puts a whole new meaning to, "naughty boxers."
Latex Tube?! STP?! WHAT IS ALL THIS?!
I don't understand fancy packs at all. I've been doing it the old fashioned way. >_>; Without these fancy rods and all that. I don't see why a guy has to ALWAYS have an erection.
Edit: I see now. Stand to pee. You know, personally, I don't care about sitting. It doesn't make me feel like "less" or a man. I'm just a shy peer. Even with a real dick I'd probably go into the stall.
At least I hope your pants were the same color as the ink and good thing nobody accidentally found an inky cock in the bathroom :o
Quote from: noxdraconis on May 31, 2008, 04:19:30 PM
At least I hope your pants were the same color as the ink and good thing nobody accidentally found an inky cock in the bathroom :o
Hahaha, that would probably frighten some people
Quote from: Elwood on May 31, 2008, 01:06:37 PM
Edit: I see now. Stand to pee. You know, personally, I don't care about sitting. It doesn't make me feel like "less" or a man. I'm just a shy peer. Even with a real dick I'd probably go into the stall.
Well I work with an A.H. boss and for some reason I feel much stronger when I can just go to the can, whip it out, and take a leak. I don't know why, but it does make me feel so much better.
At first I didn't think I'd care either, but it turned out I did. Now I'll never go back. I only pee sitting if I have to take a cr*p at the same time.
Jay
Quote from: sneakersjay on June 01, 2008, 11:20:55 PM
I only pee sitting if I have to take a cr*p at the same time.
I probably have forgotten most of the guy stuff these days .... It's been a while.
But, Jay, doesn't everyone sit when they do that?
Please help the clueless woman. Just had to ask. :angel:
Nichole
Quote from: Nichole on June 01, 2008, 11:27:54 PM
Quote from: sneakersjay on June 01, 2008, 11:20:55 PM
I only pee sitting if I have to take a cr*p at the same time.
I probably have forgotten most of the guy stuff these days .... It's been a while.
But, Jay, doesn't everyone sit when they do that?
Please help the clueless woman. Just had to ask. :angel:
Nichole
Sorry I'm at work and incoherent, LOL.
I meant I sat to pee
only if I was also taking a cr*p. yeah, I'd assume most guys do. Otherwise I stand is what I meant. Going on a month. Gee, maybe I should throw a party, LOL
Jay
That's pretty hardcore there. The only one more hardcore than that is JFK in the Brad Neely video.
"He never sat to empty out all his crap."
I usually only stand if I have to go really bad.