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Title: How to please...
Post by: Sephirah on August 24, 2008, 08:24:05 PM
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Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Elwood on August 24, 2008, 08:30:44 PM
Lol. No, she needs to also be on a motorcycle.
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Janet_Girl on August 24, 2008, 10:33:48 PM
Hey Dan,

How about wearing a bikini top and very tight leather pants.

Leiandra Hon ,

If he is a new guy, What kind of beer? Cheap or the good stuff.  I am standing here looking at the beer section of my local grocer.

Janet


Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Elwood on August 25, 2008, 12:06:20 PM
Hmm. That could work. ;D She doesn't have to be naked.
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Sephirah on August 25, 2008, 12:16:12 PM
Quote from: Janet Lynn on August 24, 2008, 10:33:48 PM
Leiandra Hon ,

If he is a new guy, What kind of beer? Cheap or the good stuff.  I am standing here looking at the beer section of my local grocer.

Janet

Um... I don't drink, so my knowledge of what constitutes 'good stuff' is about as comprehensive as my knowledge of quantum physics *blushes*.

It might be an idea to find out what he likes beforehand somehow?
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Constance on August 25, 2008, 01:04:07 PM
I'd prefer chocolate milk to beer.
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Nero on August 27, 2008, 02:57:12 AM
Aw come on, Lei. We're a bit more complicated than that!  Show up naked, bring beer AND a girlfriend!
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: sd on August 27, 2008, 03:29:44 AM
Face it, just show up, anything else is a bonus.


Remember the old saying...
Women have to be in the mood, men just have to be in the room.
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Pica Pica on August 27, 2008, 04:40:29 AM
Quote from: Shades O'Grey on August 25, 2008, 01:04:07 PM
I'd prefer chocolate milk to beer.

aah but have you had the delights of chocolate beer?
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Stealthgrrl on August 27, 2008, 06:18:18 AM
Quote from: Nero on August 27, 2008, 02:57:12 AM
Aw come on, Lei. We're a bit more complicated than that!  Show up naked, bring beer AND a girlfriend!

Oh geez, Nero!  ::)

Janet, you're overthinking it. Just grab a six pack of Old Buffalo Whiz and you'll be fine. Before you know it, he'll be taking you out on a big date to the local sports bar for beer battered fish and chili cheese fries.  ;)

Btw, Leiandra, I don't drink either.

Stealth, expert on men  ::) :laugh: ???
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Sephirah on August 27, 2008, 06:27:02 AM
I don't like chocolate either... chocolate beer sounds *shudders* absolutely horrible.

I do know the complexities of a guy, Nero, especially through talking to some pretty special ones here. ;) That was just a bit of fun. :)
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Jamie-o on August 27, 2008, 06:33:10 AM
Quote from: Leiandra on August 25, 2008, 12:16:12 PM

Um... I don't drink, so my knowledge of what constitutes 'good stuff' is about as comprehensive as my knowledge of quantum physics *blushes*.

Same here.  Isn't "good beer" and oxymoron?  ;)
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Janet_Girl on August 27, 2008, 06:39:12 AM
Quote from: Stealthgrrl on August 27, 2008, 06:18:18 AM

Janet, you're overthinking it. Just grab a six pack of Old Buffalo Whiz and you'll be fine. Before you know it, he'll be taking you out on a big date to the local sports bar for beer battered fish and chili cheese fries.  ;)


I love chili cheese fries.   :D  Lets see...... Old Buffalo Whiz  Old Buffalo Whiz...........There it is !  ;D
Janet
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Constance on August 27, 2008, 10:53:40 AM
Quote from: Pica Pica on August 27, 2008, 04:40:29 AM
Quote from: Shades O'Grey on August 25, 2008, 01:04:07 PM
I'd prefer chocolate milk to beer.

aah but have you had the delights of chocolate beer?
No, actually, I haven't. I once tried a mocha stout, but it was crap.
Title: Re: How to please...
Post by: Adam on August 29, 2008, 11:18:38 AM
Quote from: Nero on August 27, 2008, 02:57:12 AM
Aw come on, Lei. We're a bit more complicated than that!  Show up naked, bring beer AND a girlfriend!

Yes, that would definately please me. And to make it even better, bring a pizza as well.