SAGE ADVICE: Ugly woman in a beautiful dress
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10/1/2008
The girl who sat behind me in 10th grade history once told me I'd make
a pretty girl. That was before my hair left my head and scattered to
my chest and back. I was thin then and hadn't yet went through the
whole pimple thing. A few accidents had scarred up my face, but it was
still smooth for the most part. Even razor nicks weren't much visible
since I only had to shave about once a month, give or take a month.
If only Tricia could have seen me Saturday.
I don't, in fact, make a pretty girl, good-looking woman or hot mama.
I do look a lot like an ugly Janet Reno in search of her Elian
Gonzalez.
That ugly Janet Reno thing is no oxymoron. Trust me.
I found out exactly how terribly ugly a woman I make in the moments
before a womanless beauty pageant in the Bland gym. I hadn't taken any
of the wigs or clothes for a test run, so I was fairly shocked when I
looked in the mirror. I think I gasped, which made me feel pretty
unmasculine, decidedly less masculine than Janet Reno, particularly
when Mrs. Reno has her gun trained on little Cuban boys.
Pretty people in bad costume, ugly people in beautiful clothes, set your mind on the good, not the bad.
no one looks really, really ugly when they are having fun, cept gurners.
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