When I was younger I hated going to weddings.
It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly
types used to come up to me, poke me in the ribs and
cackle, telling me, 'YOU'RE NEXT'.
They stopped that sh!t after I started doing the same
thing to them at funerals.
You got a laugh out of me for that one.
Pure brilliant! ;D
I laughed out loud..rly ;D