A couple had been married for 50 years .
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, ' Just think , fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.
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'I know, ' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.
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' Well, ' Granny snickered. ' Let' s relive some old times .
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Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table .
'You know, honey ,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.
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'I wouldn't be surprised, ' replied Gramps. ' One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.