A Field Guide to the Straight Girl
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11/30/2008
"Dana, everyone's straight until they're not."
Oh, how true the L Word was. When you think about it, everything just falls into place, doesn't it? But let's jump start our brains. How often is the straight girl going to turn gay?
With that, let's jump into the ever on-going dilemma of the straight girl.
The straight girl is a dangerous thing. They may be the prettiest and the nicest girl there is, and yet they can break your heart with a twitch of a thumb. You even begin to fall for an obviously straight girl and the animal instincts kick in; you either fight or flight. The million dollar question! Which will it be? I say flight. Turn and run in the other direction as fast as you can. Get away from the straight girl as fast as you can.