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Title: Jesus is watching YOU!
Post by: lady amarant on December 05, 2008, 02:29:55 AM
So this robber breaks into this huge house in Sandton. (very wealthy area in Johannesburg) He sneaks around for a bit and spies a laptop sitting on a desk. Rubbing his hands in glee he walks over to it. As he reaches out to pick it up and stuff it in his big black goodie-bag, A shrill voice pipes up from the corner.

"Jesus is watching you!"

"Who said that!" The robber whispers urgently, his torch ready to dish out a beating.

He inches over to the corner and sees a parrot sitting in a cage.

Relieved, he chuckles to himself and resumes his sneaking. His light falls on a huge plasma TV. As he bends over to pick it up, the parrot pipes up again:

"Jesus is watching you!"

Irritated now he asks the parrot: "What's your name!"

The parrot squawks: "Moses!"

So the robber asks: "Who gave you that name?"

The parrot answers: "The same person who called the rotweiler Jesus!"

~Simone.
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Post by: Jay on December 05, 2008, 04:02:03 AM
Brilliance!
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Post by: Chrissty on December 05, 2008, 05:08:25 AM
ROFL! :icon_evil_laugh: :icon_evil_laugh:

Chrissty
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Post by: je on December 05, 2008, 05:13:37 AM
total lolz
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Post by: almost,angie on December 05, 2008, 01:51:18 PM
LOL That was so funny
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Post by: Mia Kitten on January 05, 2009, 08:25:19 PM
My question: where is the dog?? you'd think it would have barked or something  :laugh:

humor = happy ^_^

~Mia
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Post by: Walter on January 08, 2009, 12:43:25 AM
Hahaha x3
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Post by: mina.magpie on January 08, 2009, 12:50:28 AM
Quote from: Mia Kitten on January 05, 2009, 08:25:19 PMMy question: where is the dog?? you'd think it would have barked or something.

Must be a well-trained doggie. ;D

Mina.
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Post by: Jushi on January 25, 2009, 04:12:03 PM
XD Thats awesome. I want to own a parrot now.
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Post by: Janet_Girl on January 26, 2009, 12:37:20 AM
Thanks Simone,  Now I have to clean the coffee off the screen.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

The worst thing on the planet is a Rottie that has been rendered barkless.

Janet

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Post by: V M on January 26, 2009, 04:18:31 AM
Aye!!! But a kick in the pants that is!!!  :laugh: Maybe a bite in the pants for the Burgle!!!  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Post by: Janet_Girl on January 26, 2009, 11:45:47 AM
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi397.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp59%2FJanet_Lynn_54%2Frottweiler1.jpg&hash=a55b0854020644ebaf34bedd47c9e2bfe520644f)