Here is the Washington Post's Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are the winners:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an not a very nice person.
3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido : All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
I've seen a few of those before. :)
Hmm... okay, here are a few I've thought of:
Sintax: The unofficial levy issued by the church, for which a collection plate is necessary.
Indogestion: An affliction affecting anyone consuming too much canine in one go. Often found in some Asian countries.
Wheelborrow: The device used, by nefarious individuals, to transport bricks to a vehicle before removing the wheels. Comes with built-in thermal imaging camera for nocturnal operations.
Pusstule: A disease-ridden feline.
Masochasm: A strange sexual arousal gained from being thrown headfirst into glacial crevasses.
<---- Guilty of having an Arachnoleptic Fit more than a few times :laugh:
Hilirious: In a state of laughing hysterically..... :D
Acquaindances - Going to a dance club to meet people wearing an Aqua - man costume
Voluntear - Crying because you like to
Masturbake - Not sharing your gonja
Disapear - Comments about my breasts
Fanasy - Drooling over some-ones hinder binder