12 Signs You Know You are MTF
http://felizziet.wordpress.com/2009/01/17/a-dozen-signs-you-know-you-are-mtf/ (http://felizziet.wordpress.com/2009/01/17/a-dozen-signs-you-know-you-are-mtf/)
1/16/2009
I was feeling sorta tongue-in-cheek and came up with this:
1. When a male person comes over to you and "dude"s you, you feel like punching him in his happy place.
2. When you see a tall masculine woman, you immediately look at her Adam's apple.
3. You mistake the tampons in the public women's bathroom as rolled up pieces of Kleenex.
1.When a male person comes over to you and "dude"s you, you feel like punching him in his happy place. With a baseball bat. Steel.
2.When you see a tall masculine woman, you immediately look at her Adam's apple. Yes
3.You mistake the tampons in the public women's bathroom as rolled up pieces of Kleenex. No I am not that dumb
4.You are into swords and anime (thanks to K and M to this one). Ah, No.
5.You don't associate words like "passing", "half time", "clock", and "transition" with basketball. True, very true.
6.People are constantly amazed of the physical pain you are enduring (FFS, SRS, laser,
electrolysis). (I gotta say, taking and tolerating physical pain does not compare to GID pain.) They don't ask and I don't tell.
7.Strangers have this strange habit of asking direct questions about your genitals...("you still have a penis down there?" ) Ah No. See answer #1
8.You have horse products (estrogen) in your bloodstream. Oh yeah and very happy about it
9.You have many pictures of a secret "brother". None he is dead.
10.Almost all your cis-girl friends do not share your techno savvy. Most, but some do.
11.Being called a handsome boy during your childhood is taken like a backhanded compliment. See answer #1
12.Hip-hugger jeans do not hug your hips. Ah, not really unless they are size 4
Really cute,
Janet
2.When you see a tall masculine woman, you immediately look at her Adam's apple.
Why? I don't have one.
4.You are into swords and anime (thanks to K and M to this one).
I far prefer my Chaos Blades to my M1A4 sniper rifle.
8.You have horse products (estrogen) in your bloodstream.
No, thank you! I would be a part of Epona Rescue if it was still active. I prefer my synthetic estradiol.
10.Almost all your cis-girl friends do not share your techno savvy.
Ya, they do. Most of them are lesbians.
12.Hip-hugger jeans do not hug your hips.
Yes, they do. I have got hips.
What is a "MTF" anyway? Someone I know said once "I am not a MTF, I am a FTC" for 'female to complete'. I like that better to be honest!
Quote from: Janet Lynn on January 18, 2009, 02:36:27 AM
3.You mistake the tampons in the public women's bathroom as rolled up pieces of Kleenex. No I am not that dumb
LOL, yeah, I know. I mean... how retarded does one have to be to confuse tampons with Kleenex! ::) Totally stupid if you ask me, geez!
tink :icon_chick:
Quote from: Tink on January 18, 2009, 05:18:27 PM
Quote from: Janet Lynn on January 18, 2009, 02:36:27 AM
3.You mistake the tampons in the public women's bathroom as rolled up pieces of Kleenex. No I am not that dumb
LOL, yeah, I know. I mean... how retarded does one have to be to confuse tampons with Kleenex! ::) Totally stupid if you ask me, geez!
tink :icon_chick:
Um... ya... but you're supposed to wrap your used tampon in toilet paper before you put it in the bag. I do that with my panty liners, too.
Quote from: Lisbeth on January 18, 2009, 06:55:01 PM
Quote from: Tink on January 18, 2009, 05:18:27 PM
Quote from: Janet Lynn on January 18, 2009, 02:36:27 AM
3.You mistake the tampons in the public women's bathroom as rolled up pieces of Kleenex. No I am not that dumb
LOL, yeah, I know. I mean... how retarded does one have to be to confuse tampons with Kleenex! ::) Totally stupid if you ask me, geez!
tink :icon_chick:
Um... ya... but you're supposed to wrap your used tampon in toilet paper before you put it in the bag. I do that with my panty liners, too.
oh. this must be a reason i was never popular with other females in the restoom. >:-)