This is an excirse to promote conversation and undrstanding in a group of people (I borrowed this out of one of my old Psych books from my college days! Ok this is how this works...
I start a story with two lines.
I have a ball. My ball is blue
the next person who post in this threads
copies my two sentenances and adds two her or himself.
I have a ball. My ball is blue. I play marbles with my ball. and jacks with my other friend bill
Then the third poster in the thread copies the original two sentances and the added 2 more sentenances
I have a ball. My ball is blue. I play marbles with my ball. and jacks with my other friend bill. when bill comes over with his jacks we play. I punched bill in his mouth because he got fresh with me.
so on and so forth
The Story
Today I woke up early and began my long day. I stretch has I woke up out of bed and went into the bathroom.
okay, okay I'll play. I never play really, I always watch others.
QuoteToday I woke up early and began my long day. I stretch has I woke up out of bed and went into the bathroom.
Today I woke up early and began my long day.
I stretch
ed has I woke up out of bed and went into the bathroom.
I went over to the bathroom sink.
I got out my razor and began shaving.
Today I woke up early and began my long day.
I stretched as I woke up out of bed and went into the bathroom.
I went over to the bathroom sink.
I got out my razor and began shaving.
After ten minutes, my legs were silky smooth.
I went over to the closet and slipped on a skirt and blouse.
Melissa
Today I woke up and began my long day.
I stretched as I woke up out of bed and went into the bathroom.
I went over to the bathroom sink.
I took out my razor and began shaving.
After ten minutes my legs were silky smooth.
I went over to the closet and slipped on a skirt and blouse.
I picked out my purse.
and walked out the door.
By the time I had arrived at work, I realized I forgotten to put makeup on and do my hair.
I had 5 minutes to be at my desk or I would be written up.
Melissa
Today I woke up and began my long day.
I stretched as I woke up out of bed and went into the bathroom.
I went over to the bathroom sink.
I took out my razor and began shaving.
After ten minutes my legs were silky smooth.
I went over to the closet and slipped on a skirt and blouse.
I picked out my purse.
and walked out the door.
By the time I had arrived at work, I realized I forgotten to put makeup on and do my hair.
I had 5 minutes to be at my desk or I would be written up.
I immediately put on some lipstick from my purse and brushed my hair best I could. I arrived at my desk just in the nick of time and everyone going by said I looked fabulous!
Shannon
Today I woke up and began my long day.
I stretched as I woke up out of bed and went into the bathroom.
I went over to the bathroom sink.
I took out my razor and began shaving.
After ten minutes my legs were silky smooth.
I went over to the closet and slipped on a skirt and blouse.
I picked out my purse.
and walked out the door.
By the time I had arrived at work, I realized I forgotten to put makeup on and do my hair.
I had 5 minutes to be at my desk or I would be written up.
I immediately put on some lipstick from my purse and brushed my hair best I could. I arrived at my desk just in the nick of time and everyone going by said I looked fabulous!
I felt really good the rest of the day.
Made dinner reservations at a very nice restaurant for my partner and myself.
Today I woke up and began my long day.
I stretched as I woke up out of bed and went into the bathroom.
I went over to the bathroom sink.
I took out my razor and began shaving.
After ten minutes my legs were silky smooth.
I went over to the closet and slipped on a skirt and blouse.
I picked out my purse.
and walked out the door.
By the time I had arrived at work, I realized I forgotten to put makeup on and do my hair.
I had 5 minutes to be at my desk or I would be written up.
I immediately put on some lipstick from my purse and brushed my hair best I could.
I arrived at my desk just in the nick of time and everyone going by said I looked fabulous!
Of course, I know they were doing that just to spare my feelings, since I had heavy dark circles under my eyes and my hair was still sticking out every which way resulting in a zombie-like appearance.
My first order of business was a massive staff reduction.
Melissa
THREAD CORRECTION:
Today I woke up and began my long day.
I stretched as I woke up out of bed and went into the bathroom.
I went over to the bathroom sink.
I took out my razor and began shaving.
After ten minutes my legs were silky smooth.
I went over to the closet and slipped on a skirt and blouse.
I picked out my purse.
and walked out the door.
By the time I had arrived at work, I realized I forgotten to put makeup on and do my hair.
I had 5 minutes to be at my desk or I would be written up.
I immediately put on some lipstick from my purse and brushed my hair best I could. I arrived at my desk just in the nick of time and everyone going by said I looked fabulous!
Of course, I know they were doing that just to spare my feelings, since I had heavy dark circles under my eyes and my hair was still sticking out every which way resulting in a zombie-like appearance.
My first order of business was a massive staff reduction.
I felt really good the rest of the day.
Made dinner reservations at a very nice restaurant for my partner and myself.
Today I woke up and began my long day.
I stretched as I woke up out of bed and went into the bathroom.
I went over to the bathroom sink.
I took out my razor and began shaving.
After ten minutes my legs were silky smooth.
I went over to the closet and slipped on a skirt and blouse.
I picked out my purse.
and walked out the door.
By the time I had arrived at work, I realized I forgotten to put makeup on and do my hair.
I had 5 minutes to be at my desk or I would be written up.
I immediately put on some lipstick from my purse and brushed my hair best I could. I arrived at my desk just in the nick of time and everyone going by said I looked fabulous!
Of course, I know they were doing that just to spare my feelings, since I had heavy dark circles under my eyes and my hair was still sticking out every which way resulting in a zombie-like appearance.
My first order of business was a massive staff reduction.
I felt really good the rest of the day.
Made dinner reservations at a very nice restaurant for my partner and myself.
On the way to the restaurant, I came across a strange book laying on the ground.
It was green, had strange writing on the front and emitted a visible glow.
Melissa
Today I woke up and began my long day.
I stretched as I woke up out of bed and went into the bathroom.
I went over to the bathroom sink.
I took out my razor and began shaving.
After ten minutes my legs were silky smooth.
I went over to the closet and slipped on a skirt and blouse.
I picked out my purse.
and walked out the door.
By the time I had arrived at work, I realized I forgotten to put makeup on and do my hair.
I had 5 minutes to be at my desk or I would be written up.
I immediately put on some lipstick from my purse and brushed my hair best I could. I arrived at my desk just in the nick of time and everyone going by said I looked fabulous!
Of course, I know they were doing that just to spare my feelings, since I had heavy dark circles under my eyes and my hair was still sticking out every which way resulting in a zombie-like appearance.
My first order of business was a massive staff reduction.
I felt really good the rest of the day.
Made dinner reservations at a very nice restaurant for my partner and myself.
On the way to the restaurant, I came across a strange book laying on the ground.
It was green, had strange writing on the front and emitted a visible glow.
I picked up the book and found that it was filled with spells.
I smiled as I read them, thinking, "This could be heaven, or this could be hell."
Chaunte
Today I woke up and began my long day.
I stretched as I woke up out of bed and went into the bathroom.
I went over to the bathroom sink.
I took out my razor and began shaving.
After ten minutes my legs were silky smooth.
I went over to the closet and slipped on a skirt and blouse.
I picked out my purse.
and walked out the door.
By the time I had arrived at work, I realized I forgotten to put makeup on and do my hair.
I had 5 minutes to be at my desk or I would be written up.
I immediately put on some lipstick from my purse and brushed my hair best I could. I arrived at my desk just in the nick of time and everyone going by said I looked fabulous!
Of course, I know they were doing that just to spare my feelings, since I had heavy dark circles under my eyes and my hair was still sticking out every which way resulting in a zombie-like appearance.
My first order of business was a massive staff reduction.
I felt really good the rest of the day.
Made dinner reservations at a very nice restaurant for my partner and myself.
On the way to the restaurant, I came across a strange book laying on the ground.
It was green, had strange writing on the front and emitted a visible glow.
I picked up the book and found that it was filled with spells.
I smiled as I read them, thinking, "This could be heaven, or this could be hell."
As I was thumbing through the pages, I found one for instantly changing the sex of your body right down to the chromosomes.
Being a transsexual, I was very excited to find it.
Today I woke up and began my long day.
I stretched as I woke up out of bed and went into the bathroom.
I went over to the bathroom sink.
I took out my razor and began shaving.
After ten minutes my legs were silky smooth.
I went over to the closet and slipped on a skirt and blouse.
I picked out my purse.
and walked out the door.
By the time I had arrived at work, I realized I forgotten to put makeup on and do my hair.
I had 5 minutes to be at my desk or I would be written up.
I immediately put on some lipstick from my purse and brushed my hair best I could. I arrived at my desk just in the nick of time and everyone going by said I looked fabulous!
Of course, I know they were doing that just to spare my feelings, since I had heavy dark circles under my eyes and my hair was still sticking out every which way resulting in a zombie-like appearance.
My first order of business was a massive staff reduction.
I felt really good the rest of the day.
Made dinner reservations at a very nice restaurant for my partner and myself.
On the way to the restaurant, I came across a strange book laying on the ground.
It was green, had strange writing on the front and emitted a visible glow.
I picked up the book and found that it was filled with spells.
I smiled as I read them, thinking, "This could be heaven, or this could be hell."
As I was thumbing through the pages, I found one for instantly changing the sex of your body right down to the chromosomes.
Being a transsexual, I was very excited to find it.
However I started to think of the consequences and the price of such a spell.
Surely this book and this spell isn't free, after all everything as a price or reaction in nature!
Today I woke up and began my long day.
I stretched as I woke up out of bed and went into the bathroom.
I went over to the bathroom sink.
I took out my razor and began shaving.
After ten minutes my legs were silky smooth.
I went over to the closet and slipped on a skirt and blouse.
I picked out my purse.
and walked out the door.
By the time I had arrived at work, I realized I forgotten to put makeup on and do my hair.
I had 5 minutes to be at my desk or I would be written up.
I immediately put on some lipstick from my purse and brushed my hair best I could. I arrived at my desk just in the nick of time and everyone going by said I looked fabulous!
Of course, I know they were doing that just to spare my feelings, since I had heavy dark circles under my eyes and my hair was still sticking out every which way resulting in a zombie-like appearance.
My first order of business was a massive staff reduction.
I felt really good the rest of the day.
Made dinner reservations at a very nice restaurant for my partner and myself.
On the way to the restaurant, I came across a strange book laying on the ground.
It was green, had strange writing on the front and emitted a visible glow.
I picked up the book and found that it was filled with spells.
I smiled as I read them, thinking, "This could be heaven, or this could be hell."
As I was thumbing through the pages, I found one for instantly changing the sex of your body right down to the chromosomes.
Being a transsexual, I was very excited to find it.
However I started to think of the consequences and the price of such a spell.
Surely this book and this spell isn't free, after all everything has a price or reaction in nature!
So I slipped the book into my bag and continued on my way to the restaurant.
After all, it may come in handy later.
Today I woke up and began my long day.
I stretched as I woke up out of bed and went into the bathroom.
I went over to the bathroom sink.
I took out my razor and began shaving.
After ten minutes my legs were silky smooth.
I went over to the closet and slipped on a skirt and blouse.
I picked out my purse.
and walked out the door.
By the time I had arrived at work, I realized I forgotten to put makeup on and do my hair.
I had 5 minutes to be at my desk or I would be written up.
I immediately put on some lipstick from my purse and brushed my hair best I could. I arrived at my desk just in the nick of time and everyone going by said I looked fabulous!
Of course, I know they were doing that just to spare my feelings, since I had heavy dark circles under my eyes and my hair was still sticking out every which way resulting in a zombie-like appearance.
My first order of business was a massive staff reduction.
I felt really good the rest of the day.
Made dinner reservations at a very nice restaurant for my partner and myself.
On the way to the restaurant, I came across a strange book laying on the ground.
It was green, had strange writing on the front and emitted a visible glow.
I picked up the book and found that it was filled with spells.
I smiled as I read them, thinking, "This could be heaven, or this could be hell."
As I was thumbing through the pages, I found one for instantly changing the sex of your body right down to the chromosomes.
Being a transsexual, I was very excited to find it.
However I started to think of the consequences and the price of such a spell.
Surely this book and this spell isn't free, after all everything has a price or reaction in nature!
So I slipped the book into my bag and continued on my way to the restaurant.
After all, it may come in handy later.
My date was waiting for me outside the restaurant. He smiled and gave me a kiss.
I smiled back, oblivious to the world and enjoying the moment with him.
Chaunte
Today I woke up and began my long day.
I stretched as I woke up out of bed and went into the bathroom.
I went over to the bathroom sink.
I took out my razor and began shaving.
After ten minutes my legs were silky smooth.
I went over to the closet and slipped on a skirt and blouse.
I picked out my purse.
and walked out the door.
By the time I had arrived at work, I realized I forgotten to put makeup on and do my hair.
I had 5 minutes to be at my desk or I would be written up.
I immediately put on some lipstick from my purse and brushed my hair best I could. I arrived at my desk just in the nick of time and everyone going by said I looked fabulous!
Of course, I know they were doing that just to spare my feelings, since I had heavy dark circles under my eyes and my hair was still sticking out every which way resulting in a zombie-like appearance.
My first order of business was a massive staff reduction.
I felt really good the rest of the day.
Made dinner reservations at a very nice restaurant for my partner and myself.
On the way to the restaurant, I came across a strange book laying on the ground.
It was green, had strange writing on the front and emitted a visible glow.
I picked up the book and found that it was filled with spells.
I smiled as I read them, thinking, "This could be heaven, or this could be hell."
As I was thumbing through the pages, I found one for instantly changing the sex of your body right down to the chromosomes.
Being a transsexual, I was very excited to find it.
However I started to think of the consequences and the price of such a spell.
Surely this book and this spell isn't free, after all everything has a price or reaction in nature!
So I slipped the book into my bag and continued on my way to the restaurant.
After all, it may come in handy later.
My date was waiting for me outside the restaurant. He smiled and gave me a kiss.
I smiled back, oblivious to the world and enjoying the moment with him.
We walked hand in hand into the restaurant and ordered our dinners.
I decided to go with the lobster since he was paying for it.
Today I woke up and began my long day.
I stretched as I woke up out of bed and went into the bathroom.
I went over to the bathroom sink.
I took out my razor and began shaving.
After ten minutes my legs were silky smooth.
I went over to the closet and slipped on a skirt and blouse.
I picked out my purse.
and walked out the door.
By the time I had arrived at work, I realized I forgotten to put makeup on and do my hair.
I had 5 minutes to be at my desk or I would be written up.
I immediately put on some lipstick from my purse and brushed my hair best I could. I arrived at my desk just in the nick of time and everyone going by said I looked fabulous!
Of course, I know they were doing that just to spare my feelings, since I had heavy dark circles under my eyes and my hair was still sticking out every which way resulting in a zombie-like appearance.
My first order of business was a massive staff reduction.
I felt really good the rest of the day.
Made dinner reservations at a very nice restaurant for my partner and myself.
On the way to the restaurant, I came across a strange book laying on the ground.
It was green, had strange writing on the front and emitted a visible glow.
I picked up the book and found that it was filled with spells.
I smiled as I read them, thinking, "This could be heaven, or this could be hell."
As I was thumbing through the pages, I found one for instantly changing the sex of your body right down to the chromosomes.
Being a transsexual, I was very excited to find it.
However I started to think of the consequences and the price of such a spell.
Surely this book and this spell isn't free, after all everything has a price or reaction in nature!
So I slipped the book into my bag and continued on my way to the restaurant.
After all, it may come in handy later.
My date was waiting for me outside the restaurant. He smiled and gave me a kiss.
I smiled back, oblivious to the world and enjoying the moment with him.
We walked hand in hand into the restaurant and ordered our dinners.
I decided to go with the lobster since he was paying for it.
After dinner it was time to pay the bill.
Unfortunately he'd forgotten his wallet.
It was then and there that I realized - based on everything he said during the night and him "forgetting" his wallet - that he had been using me.
As I wished for him to just disappear, I started noticing a strange green outline appearing around him.
Today I woke up and began my long day.
I stretched as I woke up out of bed and went into the bathroom.
I went over to the bathroom sink.
I took out my razor and began shaving.
After ten minutes my legs were silky smooth.
I went over to the closet and slipped on a skirt and blouse.
I picked out my purse.
and walked out the door.
By the time I had arrived at work, I realized I forgotten to put makeup on and do my hair.
I had 5 minutes to be at my desk or I would be written up.
I immediately put on some lipstick from my purse and brushed my hair best I could. I arrived at my desk just in the nick of time and everyone going by said I looked fabulous!
Of course, I know they were doing that just to spare my feelings, since I had heavy dark circles under my eyes and my hair was still sticking out every which way resulting in a zombie-like appearance.
My first order of business was a massive staff reduction.
I felt really good the rest of the day.
Made dinner reservations at a very nice restaurant for my partner and myself.
On the way to the restaurant, I came across a strange book laying on the ground.
It was green, had strange writing on the front and emitted a visible glow.
I picked up the book and found that it was filled with spells.
I smiled as I read them, thinking, "This could be heaven, or this could be hell."
As I was thumbing through the pages, I found one for instantly changing the sex of your body right down to the chromosomes.
Being a transsexual, I was very excited to find it.
However I started to think of the consequences and the price of such a spell.
Surely this book and this spell isn't free, after all everything has a price or reaction in nature!
So I slipped the book into my bag and continued on my way to the restaurant.
After all, it may come in handy later.
My date was waiting for me outside the restaurant. He smiled and gave me a kiss.
I smiled back, oblivious to the world and enjoying the moment with him.
We walked hand in hand into the restaurant and ordered our dinners.
I decided to go with the lobster since he was paying for it.
After dinner it was time to pay the bill.
Unfortunately he'd forgotten his wallet.
It was then and there that I realized - based on everything he said during the night and him "forgetting" his wallet - that he had been using me.
As I wished for him to just disappear, I started noticing a strange green outline appearing around him.
Not only did he disappear, but it was as if he had never been born at all!
I was no longer at the restaurant. I took in my new surroundings and didn't like what I saw.
Today I woke up and began my long day.
I stretched as I woke up out of bed and went into the bathroom.
I went over to the bathroom sink.
I took out my razor and began shaving.
After ten minutes my legs were silky smooth.
I went over to the closet and slipped on a skirt and blouse.
I picked out my purse.
and walked out the door.
By the time I had arrived at work, I realized I forgotten to put makeup on and do my hair.
I had 5 minutes to be at my desk or I would be written up.
I immediately put on some lipstick from my purse and brushed my hair best I could. I arrived at my desk just in the nick of time and everyone going by said I looked fabulous!
Of course, I know they were doing that just to spare my feelings, since I had heavy dark circles under my eyes and my hair was still sticking out every which way resulting in a zombie-like appearance.
My first order of business was a massive staff reduction.
I felt really good the rest of the day.
Made dinner reservations at a very nice restaurant for my partner and myself.
On the way to the restaurant, I came across a strange book laying on the ground.
It was green, had strange writing on the front and emitted a visible glow.
I picked up the book and found that it was filled with spells.
I smiled as I read them, thinking, "This could be heaven, or this could be hell."
As I was thumbing through the pages, I found one for instantly changing the sex of your body right down to the chromosomes.
Being a transsexual, I was very excited to find it.
However I started to think of the consequences and the price of such a spell.
Surely this book and this spell isn't free, after all everything has a price or reaction in nature!
So I slipped the book into my bag and continued on my way to the restaurant.
After all, it may come in handy later.
My date was waiting for me outside the restaurant. He smiled and gave me a kiss.
I smiled back, oblivious to the world and enjoying the moment with him.
We walked hand in hand into the restaurant and ordered our dinners.
I decided to go with the lobster since he was paying for it.
After dinner it was time to pay the bill.
Unfortunately he'd forgotten his wallet.
It was then and there that I realized - based on everything he said during the night and him "forgetting" his wallet - that he had been using me.
As I wished for him to just disappear, I started noticing a strange green outline appearing around him.
Not only did he disappear, but it was as if he had never been born at all!
I was no longer at the restaurant. I took in my new surroundings and didn't like what I saw.
I was on my new bathroom scale and I just saw the weight reading.
Then I suddenly remembered my date disappearing and the book and it's strange glow.