THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well
developed and open to trade.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently
aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all
conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been
through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice,
takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
self-preserving but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a
mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with
an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge
visit there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran, ruled by
nuts....
:laugh: :laugh:
I like being Europe. Come visit. ;)
It's very true about Spain. I was there this past summer and both of those statements are exceedingly accurate, except there's no need for convincing :)
Iran -- lol. I'm glad I didn't take a sip of beeer before I read that.
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Very funny, thanks!
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Shalom,
Any questions?
Janet :laugh: >:-)