any good ideas?
Mordor?
Pluto.
Some people question your gender is even a gender (not me I'm just saying), and some people doubt Plutos planethood...
Or maybe that comet thats coming to kill us all. :)
Screw humans anyway.
Somewhere in between maybe,... Earth? The moon?, i don't know. :P
In fact, it more like Men are From St. Paul, Women are from Minneapolis. It's different yes, but not that different.
Rebis - the font of all Androgynes?
We could name a planet after them or something....
Pluto was the god of death. That works for me.
Gemini is ruled by Mercury, so I'm going to bet on that.
Uranus? :eusa_doh:
Quote from: Nero on February 04, 2009, 07:38:07 PM
Uranus? :eusa_doh:
Hopfully yours, cause mine an't that pretty. :-X
Quote from: Nicky on February 04, 2009, 07:39:09 PM
Quote from: Nero on February 04, 2009, 07:38:07 PM
Uranus? :eusa_doh:
Hopfully yours, cause mine an't that pretty. :-X
haha yeah mine's pretty nice. rosy and all. :laugh:
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Quote from: Nicky on February 04, 2009, 07:39:09 PM
Quote from: Nero on February 04, 2009, 07:38:07 PM
Uranus? :eusa_doh:
Hopfully yours, cause mine an't that pretty. :-X
haha yeah mine's pretty nice. rosy and all. :laugh:
just don't put in what you put out..... :D
take care of your spider. Love it and pat it, but I would not advise kissing it very often, unless you have chapped lips.
Androgynes are from Janus?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janus_(moon) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janus_(moon))
God of gateways and doors. Patron of concrete and abstract beginnings.
He was one of the few roman gods that did not have a readymade counterpart. Janus can see in two directions at once.
...also Chandler went out with her several times in friends ;)
Androgynes are from? Down the street...maybe around the corner.
The following comments regarding priorly mentioned suggestions are only my opinion, and not necessarily the opinion of Susan's Place, my ISP, nor DELL who made the laptop that was used to make this posting.
Mordor. I do feel quite orc-ish at times, (especially in very high heels), but I would like to think we're more elvish than that. However, pipeweed sounds interesting...
Pluto. Good points have been mentioned...I agree. Plus, "Breakfast on Pluto" is a pretty good movie. I have no problem with this entry.
Mercury. Too binary...sorry. It is either a bazillion degrees or minus a bazillion degrees...not much in between. As androgynes, it's all about the between.
Uranus. Not going there...been the butt of too many jokes for that.
Janus. While very interesting, (head of the gods, could see both future and past, got our own month), Janus was a "he". Ewww...yuck! And two-faced at that! Might as well be named after the Chinese God of Stolen Rice-a-Roni...you know...ol' whatshisname...Yeah, him.
I don't really have a suggestion because I believe that Androgynes are so powerful, and so important that mere trifles like Space and Time just don't have that large an impact on us. They make as little sense as why guys won't ask directions and why women, when away from home, can only pee when surrounded by one or more friends. These things just do not make sense.
Why limit ourselves to yet another label, another name, another preconceived-notion-forcing-preconceived-behavior pigeonhole for ignorant lazy sheeple to limit us and our journey to become our true selves? (Sorry, got carried away).
Anyway, whatever y'all think is OK with me...I can pretend that I'm not really from there like I do with where I was born/hatched/congealed/whatever-ed. Who knows? It may be so cool that I have to order bumper stickers from Pica...Hope so.
.......L
... the magical woods behind my house?
hi...Laurry. oh dear ....now that brings up a true story . jos & i were sitting in our house truck on our land . on the main south road in marheno south of oamaru in n z .
Three young women jumped the gate ran to the back of our shed . so no one would see them . & proceded to squat down . to pee . they then looked up at us . & they were so embarrassed . & we just giggled . oh heck . they were so caught out .. yea no harm done we just thought it was so funny.....
...noeleena...
Japan.
It's the only obvious answer.
I mean, asians are pretty, and anime is all about genderbend (ranma 1/2?).
Quote from: Kara-Xen on February 04, 2009, 07:26:40 PM
Pluto.
Some people question your gender is even a gender (not me I'm just saying), and some people doubt Plutos planethood...
Or maybe that comet thats coming to kill us all. :)
Screw humans anyway.
sucks that Pluto's not considered a planet anymore.
I think Androgynes are from Galifrey.
How about "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, androgynes are from Abell 1835 IR1916 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galaxy_Abell_1835_IR1916)"...? ::)
certainly from the kasterborous system....
or mercury, we are fairly mercurial.... or the moon...
yeah, the moon.
Quote from: Pica Pica on February 05, 2009, 11:32:21 AM
certainly from the kasterborous system....
or mercury, we are fairly mercurial.... or the moon...
yeah, the moon.
that depends. do you shoot the moon?
Androgynes are from Omicron Persei 8
Quote from: Jushi on February 05, 2009, 02:50:57 PM
Androgynes are from Omicron Persei 8
This.
I retract all statements.
Quote from: Nicky on February 04, 2009, 07:28:27 PM
Rebis - the font of all Androgynes?
We could name a planet after them or something....
Pluto was the god of death. That works for me.
I'm fine with the God of Death. heh heh.
We're here but we're not here.
Initially, I thought we were all from Thailand.
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, and Androgynes are from...
YOUR MOM. oooo...burn. ::)
I like Pluto, but breakfast on Pluto would be quite cold, I think, and I'm tired of being cold. I agree with Laurry,though. That was an awesome movie (not to mention how freakin' pretty Cillian Murphy is...) and I don't want to be the butt of any more jokes (nice).
Let's be from the beach and go home for a reunion. *shivering*
before I new anything about gender bending or non binary genders
The only way i could explain that i was different was to say men are from mars women from venis I'm from pluto There was noone around like me and I'd have to travel to the edge of the solar system to meet onyone like me pluto not being a planet anymore is significant maybe I'm not a real gender either -thats the impresion i get from shrink
Would you like me to speak to your shrink in private for you? :icon_chainsaw: :icon_2gun:
I won't mention that you sent me.
Quote from: Rebis on February 06, 2009, 09:54:24 AM
Would you like me to speak to your shrink in private for you? :icon_chainsaw: :icon_2gun:
I won't mention that you sent me.
Has Rebis gone
POSTAL? >:-)
Rebis was postal before postal became popular.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_San_Francisco (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_San_Francisco)
That's where I'm from.
Ahh, the ever scenic South City, gateway to San Bruno.
I(memememememe) don't have any place where "I'm from", and I always feel like a tourist even with my own family.
i was born overlooking this
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that's lovely.
i was born overlooking this
From the Boardwalk side or on the wet side?
the wet side, i was born in a lifeboat
Aye, a salty dog then.
Quote from: Pica Pica on February 06, 2009, 07:03:45 PM
the wet side, i was born in a lifeboat
how'd that happen?
it didn't
It's a good thing you weren't born in Afred Hitchcock's Lifeboat.
you didn't arrive in Bourne by boat?
No, but Jason Bourne arrived by boat, sort of.
This is in easy walking distance of where I spent my formative years, where my eighth grade class held our picnic, on one of our inland seas. After the picnic, I lost some pennies, playing poker with "friends". Then, I went home to ask my mother if my friends were supposed to be passing cards under the table.
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Quote from: Rebis on February 06, 2009, 09:54:24 AM
Would you like me to speak to your shrink in private for you? :icon_chainsaw: :icon_2gun:
I won't mention that you sent me.
that might be good probably not but if your in the area it would be nice to meet face2face don't bring :icon_chainsaw: or :icon_2gun: though.
but :icon_chainsaw: would get us to the head of the line in the coffee joint.
most places don't have much of a que
That is a lovely place to have a picnic, Simone! I think we need to have a large androgyne picnic there. :) Now who's paying?
picnics require scotch eggs and ginger beer
Quote from: Pica Pica on February 10, 2009, 09:34:54 PM
picnics require scotch eggs and ginger beer
So Pica's signed up for scotch eggs and ginger beer... :laugh:
Matt Damon!!
what in the sam hill are scotch eggs?
A Scotch egg consists of a cold hard-boiled egg removed from its eggshell, wrapped in a sausage meat mixture, coated in breadcrumbs, and deep-fried. The dish was invented by the London food shop Fortnum & Mason, in 1851
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They're very tasty. :)
scary. but i'm alektorophobic anyways. if i wasn't, it might be interesting.
Quote from: Nicky on February 04, 2009, 07:24:45 PM
any good ideas?
I'm from the Nether world but my ruling planet is Venus :laugh:
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Quote from: Pica Pica on February 10, 2009, 10:11:34 PM
A Scotch egg consists of a cold hard-boiled egg removed from its eggshell, wrapped in a sausage meat mixture, coated in breadcrumbs, and deep-fried. The dish was invented by the London food shop Fortnum & Mason, in 1851
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I'll take the Green eggs and Ham and a fish and fruit smoothie from ESMAG
Wow! I've never heard of Scotch eggs before! I'm gonna have to find a recipe for these and make some. They look like something I would be very tempted to grab a half-a-dozen (or more) of, slather copiously with ground horseradish root or hot mustard and start wolfing down. Mmmmmmm :angel:
Quote from: Pica Pica on February 10, 2009, 10:11:34 PM
A Scotch egg consists of a cold hard-boiled egg removed from its eggshell, wrapped in a sausage meat mixture, coated in breadcrumbs, and deep-fried. The dish was invented by the London food shop Fortnum & Mason, in 1851
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Quote from: Pica Pica on February 10, 2009, 10:11:34 PM
A Scotch egg consists of a cold hard-boiled egg removed from its eggshell, wrapped in a sausage meat mixture, coated in breadcrumbs, and deep-fried. The dish was invented by the London food shop Fortnum & Mason, in 1851
I love that they are Scotch eggs but invented in London. :P
Quote from: Jaimey on February 10, 2009, 09:33:24 PM
That is a lovely place to have a picnic, Simone! I think we need to have a large androgyne picnic there. :) Now who's paying?
I'm in, but can we schedule it for later in the year, when the temperature rises above freezing.
One solution to who pays and how to transport food safely over long distances is to hold the picnic at rural food festival where food and entertainment is provided at modest prices and our overseas and big city travelers would have a chance to see America way off the beaten track. I suggest two that I would go back to in a heartbeat: The Vermontville Maple Syrup Festival at the end of April http://www.vermontvillemaplesyrupfestival.org/index.htm (http://www.vermontvillemaplesyrupfestival.org/index.htm) at the end of April and the Manchester Chicken Broil http://www.manchesterchickenbroil.org/ (http://www.manchesterchickenbroil.org/) in mid-July. The chicken broil could easily be combined with the Ann Arbor Art Fairs http://www.annarbor.org/events/artfairs.asp (http://www.annarbor.org/events/artfairs.asp). I'd gladly volunteer for the organizing committee.
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I never travel East of the Rockies anymore, the rest of the US is way too weird. So how about Tahoe?
Quote from: tekla on February 11, 2009, 06:36:04 PM
I never travel East of the Rockies anymore, the rest of the US is way too weird. So how about Tahoe?
Didn't you go to Michigan last year?
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Alternatively, we could go to Ivrea, Italy, next year for the Battle of Oranges and Feast of Beans that mark their celebration of Carnevale http://www.carnevalediivrea.it/english/battaglia.asp (http://www.carnevalediivrea.it/english/battaglia.asp). I doubt anyone would object to your dressing as the miller's daughter.
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Yes, family stuff, big old Mexican family stuff, I tried but could not get out of it.
We get lots of TV commercials here telling us California is the land of happy cows. You must know all the local festivals on that coast. Where would you recommend a bunch of androgynes go to eat and drink well al fresco while enjoying each others' company?
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Quote from: Simone Louise on February 11, 2009, 07:02:20 PM
We get lots of TV commercials here telling us California is the land of happy cows. You must know all the local festivals on that coast. Where would you recommend a bunch of androgynes go to eat and drink well al fresco while enjoying each others' company?
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haha I love those cow commercials!
They are happy cows, and where I live is happy cow country, or at least, happy cow county.
So, a few different options.
I love the wilderness/outdoors deal and we have a bunch of it. In no order.
a) hike up Mount Lassen, and camp in the caldera. It's like nothing else in the world, or at least that you can get to. Lassen went off in 1910 and the steam vents are still steaming. Takes about 4-5 hours to hike to the top, lets add time if we all have packs. And Lassen has other volcanic works, pure crystal clear lakes, and one lake that is set in the lava flow from 1910, its in black cinder, and gets very warm.
b) Death Valley, mind blowing and real ghost towns to boot.
c) Yosemite - either the valley floor with the waterfalls, or up top in the medows.
OR, for the non campers
Benbow area There is a set of old fashioned highway 'cabins' not far from the Inn and right on the Ell River. Look up Benbow Inn, you'll like it. Good smoking up there too. And not too far from the great redwood forests and the all victorian town of Fernwood, look that up too.
Or, TG Disneyland, Good old SF, world class art, rock clubs, beachs and cliffs, shopping, dancing, dining and great bike rides.
happy cows
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyNpEqTM9sY&NR=1#hq (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyNpEqTM9sY&NR=1#hq)
Quote from: Nero on February 11, 2009, 07:38:43 PM
happy cows
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyNpEqTM9sY&NR=1#hq (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyNpEqTM9sY&NR=1#hq)
That vid was moooving! :laugh:
I made a pun!!! >:-)
Quote from: Jaimey on February 11, 2009, 10:20:03 PM
That vid was moooving! :laugh:
I suppose whey cud milk this for a while ;) :D :D :D :D :D
Quote from: Zythyra on February 11, 2009, 10:35:40 PM
I suppose whey cud milk this for a while ;) :D :D :D :D :D
It would be-hoove us to do so.
you are all udderly ridiculous... i've heifer 'nough of all of you.
Quote from: Pica Pica on February 12, 2009, 04:57:31 AM
you are all udderly ridiculous... i've heifer 'nough of all of you.
That's whey out of line. There's no need to get all bossy. :D :D :D
Quote from: KYLYKaHYT on February 12, 2009, 09:12:34 AM
That's whey out of line. There's no need to get all bossy. :D :D :D
So i've herd. Some people are just bull headed.
sorry everyone, it was a missteak, i have no beef with you, i'm just going to sit in the corner with my dairy.
News item: A plane carrying Wisconsin dairymen on a fact-finding mission to California was delayed yesterday when a suspicious package was found in the departure lounge. The dairymen were relieved when the package turned out to be bag balm. Police are still investigating whether it was part of a plot to bliss out the Happy Cows
Elsewhere, there is a balm in Gilead, but the two incidents appear to be unrelated.
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Quote from: Pica Pica on February 12, 2009, 03:27:25 PM
sorry everyone, it was a missteak, i have no beef with you, i'm just going to sit in the corner with my dairy.
I don't eat beef I'm a vegetarian. hahaha Don't mind me.
Quote from: SpazOutLoud on February 12, 2009, 04:04:40 PM
I don't eat beef I'm a vegetarian. hahaha Don't mind me.
I finally went to check out the Benbow Hotel and area as Tekla suggested. Very nice. The Hotel has a Deluxe King room; that should be reserved for Nero. And a Queen Balcony--maybe for Z and partner. You should know that the dining room has some tasty looking vegetarian options. And it is near the Lost Coast, which sounds like the perfect spot for androgynes. For those who want to hike there is the Sinkyone State Park (I don't know why I have an urge to spell it with a 't').
I was worried what we were going to do with vegetarians. But I'd better stop here; it's getting close to dinner time.
S
I bet vegetarians taste like chicken.
Quote from: Pica Pica on February 12, 2009, 03:27:25 PM
sorry everyone, it was a missteak, i have no beef with you, i'm just going to sit in the corner with my dairy.
Don't bottle it up until you boil over...it'll get scalded.
We're milking this for all it's worth. ;D Makes me the happies...the happy cows!
(I've lost my mind)
Quote from: Jaimey on February 12, 2009, 08:03:44 PM
I bet vegetarians taste like chicken.
Doesn't everything kinda taste like chicken??
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Don't bottle it up until you boil over...it'll get scalded.
We're milking this for all it's worth. ;D
This thread is going sour... but at least we're cultured... :D
Z
Quote from: Zythyra on February 12, 2009, 10:23:36 PM
This thread is going sour... but at least we're cultured... :D
Z
Yoghurt over it.
Quote from: Zythyra on February 12, 2009, 10:23:36 PM
Quote from: Jaimey on Yesterday at 09:03:44 pm
I bet vegetarians taste like chicken.
Doesn't everything kinda taste like chicken??
Z
And since even vegetarians taste like chicken, you can't mix milk and chicken; you don't know with certainty that it is chicken. I fricasseed one last night to celebrate Lincoln's 200th birthday and served it with biscuits and gravy (oops, dairy). I read that was a favorite of his, as were the side dishes: harvest vegetables, sweet potatoes mashed with molasses (recipe from Obama's Inauguration), water to drink, and cheese and apple for dessert.
Happy birthdays to Abraham and Charles (I don't know his food favorites),
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Darwin was a member of a club that ate all sorts of strange animals.
Quote from: Pica Pica on February 13, 2009, 05:43:03 PM
Darwin was a member of a club that ate all sorts of strange animals.
So are rednecks.
Quote from: Pica Pica on February 13, 2009, 05:43:03 PM
Darwin was a member of a club that ate all sorts of strange animals.
Well, if strange animals were on the menu I suppose that would be a natural selection.
Men are from Lincoln's bedroom. Women are from Darwin's kitchen.
Quote from: Pica Pica on February 13, 2009, 05:43:03 PM
Darwin was a member of a club that ate all sorts of strange animals.
Quote from: Jaimey on February 13, 2009, 05:59:10 PM
So are rednecks.
So are all sorts of strange animals. ;)
hi... hey. .. honey .. it.s all over ......
...noeleena...
I have some yummy chicken marinading in italian dressing right now. Gonna be great tomorrow on the grill :D
Earth
Rain
CAPTAIN PLANET!!
Quote from: SpazOutLoud on February 14, 2009, 09:25:30 PM
CAPTAIN PLANET!!
He's our hero! Gonna take pollution down to zero!
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that photo should have dick cheney's face on it.
Quote from: Rebis on February 15, 2009, 12:19:07 AM
that photo should have dick cheney's face on it.
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made that for you. haahaaa!!
??? So, now this poses another question. I read once that androgynes are somewhere between Venus and Mars. Here is the question. Am I a Martian from Venus or Venusian from Mars? Or don't fit either one. Maybe I shall just remain a happy fisfit.
Quote from: qtbut on February 15, 2009, 08:32:41 AM
Am I a Martian from Venus or Venusian from Mars?
yes :D
::)Thanks riven_one you are very astute. I appreciate a direct answer. Later, Genevieve
Quote from: qtbut on February 15, 2009, 08:32:41 AM
??? So, now this poses another question. I read once that androgynes are somewhere between Venus and Mars. Here is the question. Am I a Martian from Venus or Venusian from Mars? Or don't fit either one. Maybe I shall just remain a happy fisfit.
so long as yer happy...
Quote from: qtbut on February 15, 2009, 08:32:41 AM
??? So, now this poses another question. I read once that androgynes are somewhere between Venus and Mars. Here is the question. Am I a Martian from Venus or Venusian from Mars? Or don't fit either one. Maybe I shall just remain a happy fisfit.
I don't know where androgynes are from, but I know I'm from Olympus.
Quote from: Nero on February 15, 2009, 01:12:54 PM
I don't know where androgynes are from, but I know I'm from Olympus.
Of course!
Z
Quote from: SpazOutLoud on February 15, 2009, 05:56:06 AM
made that for you. haahaaa!!
Thanks. :)
He's got the meanest countenance ever.
Quote from: qtbut on February 15, 2009, 08:32:41 AM
I read once that androgynes are somewhere between Venus and Mars.
Wouldn't that make us Earthlings? Or maybe Mooninites...
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Wouldn't that make us Earthlings? Or maybe Mooninites...
Or we're just space junk, cosmic debris.
Tekla. I like the comment about cosmic debris. There are some theories that life on earth may have originated from space since all of the stuff of life is present on asteroids, some meteors, etc. It only takes the proper environment to prosper. For example h2o, temperature and gravity. Tks, Geneieve ::)
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Or we're just space junk, cosmic debris.
I'm all burned out about space junk.
...and who you jiving with that cosmic debris...? 8)
Quote from: KYLYKaHYT on February 16, 2009, 04:55:39 AM
...and who you jiving with that cosmic debris...? 8)
;D
Regarding cosmic debris....
Some days it seems like we're floating happily in space, at one with the universe (or at least ignored by it), and some days we're running for our lives from the giant Spaceballs vacuum cleaner...Where's the Schwartz when ya need it?
Jaimey, if we're Mooninites, does that mean we we get to dress "old timey", never cut our hair, and bake wonderful cakes and cookies? If so, maybe my Grandma was an androgyne.....
Quote from: Laurry on February 16, 2009, 12:25:06 PM
Jaimey, if we're Mooninites, does that mean we we get to dress "old timey", never cut our hair, and bake wonderful cakes and cookies? If so, maybe my Grandma was an androgyne.....
Do you mean Moonites or Mennonites?
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Quote from: Simone Louise on February 16, 2009, 04:34:49 PM
Do you mean Moonites or Mennonites?
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Moonnonites make tasty cakes ?
Quote from: Simone Louise on February 16, 2009, 04:34:49 PM
Do you mean Moonites or Mennonites?
Those are VERY different things...heh. You know, my affinity for older styles is strong, but I don't think the Mennonnites' look is what I'm going for. >:-) I somehow think that the Mooninites might make cookies though...
If you grandma was Mooninite, I think you'd look a lot more like a Tetris piece than you do. :laugh: Very 8 bit.
Quote from: ZaidaZadkiel on February 16, 2009, 07:02:25 PM
Moonnonites make tasty cakes ?
moonpies
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Quote from: Zythyra on February 16, 2009, 07:28:57 PM
moonpies
There is no proof that Moonpies were first picked up from the ground near Mooninite Ranches up by the Western craters. But the only known way to safely eat them is with an RC Cola ("R-O-C Co-Cola"....don't ask)
Quote from: Simone Louise on February 16, 2009, 04:34:49 PM
Do you mean Moonites or Mennonites?
Come on, Simone...how can you be so sure that there aren't any Mooninite Mennonites? Besides, I can only be funny so often, and I've already used up the next 2 (OK, 4) year's quota already.
OK...maybe longer, but don't give me any crap, Rebis, I'm fragile right now
<L sighs and wipes hir brow while moaning "My, Oh My"> <oh, and don't forget the quivering bottom lip>.....L
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moonpies
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I. LOVE. MOONPIES. YUM!!! I want one now...
Quote from: Laurry on February 16, 2009, 08:17:14 PM
Come on, Simone...how can you be so sure that there aren't any Mooninite Mennonites?
That's a terrifying thought...but I kind of want to see it. Weirdo... >:-)
QuoteBesides, I can only be funny so often, and I've already used up the next 2 (OK, 4) year's quota already. OK...maybe longer, but don't give me any crap, Rebis, I'm fragile right now <L sighs and wipes hir brow while moaning "My, Oh My"> <oh, and don't forget the quivering bottom lip>
Aw, we love you, Laurry, even if you have used up your humor quota! j/k :laugh: Poor Rebs, gets in trouble before sie ever says anything. :-* heheh.
Bzzzzk!!! whirl,whirl... I am from the Nether World. Take me to your Mooninite Leader and surrender all your Moonpies Bzzzzk!!! whirl,whirl... :laugh:
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 17, 2009, 12:01:28 AM
Bzzzzk!!! whirl,whirl... I am from the Nether World. Take me to your Mooninite Leader and surrender all your Moonpies Bzzzzk!!! whirl,whirl... :laugh:
The Nether World? That is Uranus isn't it?
Quote from: Laurry on February 16, 2009, 08:17:14 PM
OK...maybe longer, but don't give me any crap, Rebis, I'm fragile right now <L sighs and wipes hir brow while moaning "My, Oh My"> <oh, and don't forget the quivering bottom lip>
.....L
I'm sorry you're feeling fragile.
Post Merge: February 17, 2009, 10:26:39 AM
Quote from: Jaimey on February 15, 2009, 10:17:35 PM
Wouldn't that make us Earthlings? Or maybe Mooninites...
(https://www.susans.org/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpardus.span.com.sg%2Fwp-content%2F20060424_mooninites.png&hash=52fedc7b77295cbdb14368d8f5f2843f66580647)
Way to confuse the old folks :laugh: :P
Quote from: Laurry on February 16, 2009, 08:17:14 PM
Come on, Simone...how can you be so sure that there aren't any Mooninite Mennonites? Besides, I can only be funny so often, and I've already used up the next 2 (OK, 4) year's quota already.
Mea culpa. How can I forget, it was only 2 years ago that Mooninites brought Boston traffic to a halt. There was nothing wrong with your humor, just my cultural education. Nonetheless, I did completely forget them.
It was just your talk of food, clothing, and hair that triggered Mennonite in me. I have long been impressed that despite a history of violent suppression and discrimination against them, they produced a religion of non-violence. I have a copy of the Mennonite Community Cookbook and several Amish cookbooks which evidence a strong tradition of excellence in baking. I have bought break-front jeans, suspenders, and black broad-brimmed hat from a store in southern Indiana that caters to the Amish, known for their longish hair and full beard.
My finest academic paper was written for a graduate-level class in farm management when I was working on my dairy degree. I contrasted the practices of Amish farmers and Jewish farmers with those of the average US farmer, and concluded that in order to advise a farmer, one needed to take into account the values and culture of that particular farmer. And in the sense of full disclosure, I should say I used to write book reviews for the Provident Bookfinder, a publication of the bookselling arm of the Mennonite Publishing House.
With profound and unfunny apologies,
S
Quote from: Pica Pica on February 17, 2009, 06:03:29 AM
The Nether World? That is Uranus isn't it?
The Nether world isn't Uranus. But it isn't far from Uranus. It exists somewhere over the rainbow between Venus, Earth and Mars :laugh:
Bzzzk whirl whirl... Surrender that moonpie...or feel the heat of my ray gun
bzzzk whirl whirl...
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 17, 2009, 08:17:01 PM
The Nether isn't Uranus. But it isn't far from Uranus. :laugh:
For some horrible reason, the word 'taint' popped into my head when I read this. I apologize. Perhaps my speaking privileges should be suspended. :icon_silenced:
Not. >:-)
@Simone...You've had a very interesting life, my friend. I hope I will have the plethora of experiences that you've had. :) You've done things I've never even heard of. That's awesome.
Taint nuttin' butta thang....Bzzzzk whirl whirl :laugh:
Simone,
I agree with Jaimey, you have had a very exciting life...I always wanted to spend some time around the Amish and the Mennonites...very interesting folks. And a Dairy Degree? Makes a city dwelling computer geek like me green with envy. Somehow, I'm sure all that fresh air just can't be good for you...it always makes me tired and sleepy (well, maybe it was the 10 mile hike through the woods that did that)
and Jaimey, 'taint proper to use a word like that on this here forum, but if ESMAG limits your meeting privileges for using it, we'll all go on extended spa breaks in protest. Mooninites of the Universe unite!
...umm...Sorry...carried away and all that...
.......L
How did ESMAG get dragged into this? Oh yeah, we're everywhere. But we's has no problems wit hows yous guys talks :laugh: >:-) :laugh:
You all crack me up. :laugh:
Quote from: Jaimey on February 18, 2009, 01:12:51 AM
You all crack me up. :laugh:
That's because cracking down is too much work, and cracking sideways doesn't make sense. But just ignore me as I'm cracking wise from spending too much time on the cracking pipe
"You've got your problems
I've got my ass wide
You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe."
Quote from: Nicky on February 18, 2009, 06:51:07 PM
"You've got your problems
I've got my ass wide
You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe."
:icon_bong:
Quote from: Nicky on February 18, 2009, 06:51:07 PM
"You've got your problems
I've got my ass wide
You've got your big G's
I've got my hash pipe."
I read the last line as:
I've got my hash nipple.
I swear I don't do crack.
Quote from: ZaidaZadkiel on February 18, 2009, 10:29:36 PM
I've got my hash nipple.
Why can't ZZ read? Maybe zie spent too much time learning how to say "Math is hard" in 12 languages? Nah...just messing with ya.
Still...hash nipple? I want one! Do they sell those at the local Clockwork Orange Milk Bar? Not sure they have those at the head shop..er, excuse me...the nearby "unusual tobacco pipe sold only for amusement purposes" store.
....L
Quote from: Laurry on February 19, 2009, 10:25:59 AM
Why can't ZZ read? Maybe zie spent too much time learning how to say "Math is hard" in 12 languages? Nah...just messing with ya.
Still...hash nipple? I want one! Do they sell those at the local Clockwork Orange Milk Bar? Not sure they have those at the head shop..er, excuse me...the nearby "unusual tobacco pipe sold only for amusement purposes" store.
....L
I can't read because I've read too much, and my reading chemicals are almost depleted. It's like when you smell strong stuffs for too long, and then your sense of smell isn't as strong, or when you listen to loud music and then you don't hear as well.
PS. Math is awesome >_>
Quote from: Laurry on February 19, 2009, 10:25:59 AM
Still...hash nipple? I want one! Do they sell those at the local Clockwork Orange Milk Bar?
Hash nipples at the local Clockwork Orange Milk Bar? Wow. I'm impressed. And I want to go. Field trip? :laugh:
Quote from: Jaimey on February 19, 2009, 07:40:56 PM
Hash nipples at the local Clockwork Orange Milk Bar? Wow. I'm impressed. And I want to go. Field trip? :laugh:
Virginia's ready to go! :laugh: >:-) :laugh:
Quote from: Jaimey on February 19, 2009, 07:40:56 PM
Hash nipples at the local Clockwork Orange Milk Bar? Wow. I'm impressed. And I want to go. Field trip? :laugh:
Sure, I'll come along for the ride :laugh: I guess we need to find someone who doesn't partake to be the driver on the way home ;)
Z
Quote from: Zythyra on February 19, 2009, 08:48:24 PM
Sure, I'll come along for the ride :laugh: I guess we need to find someone who doesn't partake to be the driver on the way home ;)
Z
Would ya really want to spend the entire the entire evening with someone who just couldn't find it within themselves to suck on a nipple? :icon_yikes: I say we take a cab
....L
Quote from: Laurry on February 19, 2009, 09:16:56 PM
Would ya really want to spend the entire the entire evening with someone who just couldn't find it within themselves to suck on a nipple? :icon_yikes: I say we take a cab
....L
This is why we need you around here Laurry! Don't be a stranger :laugh:
Z
I use to hang out with Peter Pan.... So I'll just fly there :laugh: If we all hold hands we can fly together :laugh:
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 19, 2009, 09:21:16 PM
I use to hang out with Peter Pan.... So I'll just fly there :laugh: If we all hold hands we can fly together :laugh:
If we're flying I'll get my broom :laugh: :laugh:
Z
A flock of geese say they want to come too :laugh: Should we vote on it?
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 19, 2009, 09:32:17 PM
A flock of geese say they want to come too :laugh: Should we vote on it?
If there's a goose that wants to suck on a hash nipple in a milk bar, well that's a goose I want to hang out with! :D
The words "hang out" and "goose" make me jumpy...for some reason I keep thinking of that line from Night at the Roxbury, "Did you just grab my @$$?" Guess the Daisy Dukes and micro minis are out (and a good thing really, who would ever want to see that much of my cellulite...just thinking about that makes me want to order a double)
Anyway...I'll just grab my genuine autographed Mary Poppins umbrella and be there directly
.....L
Well I'd better get flying over there...The geese are getting anxious. You know how the like to snap at things...Honk! Honk! snap! Oh now stop that! not my nipples! Wait 'till we get to the milk bar! :laugh:
This thread makes me happy.
Question: Should there be crack in the milk bar ? Plus, why not better go to a chocolate bar ?
And what about the lactose intolerant ? Are they likely to do anything odd like those other intolerant people who like fighting with people who aren't like them ?
they only fight the lactose, whoever they are.
I think they serve treats there as well
Intolerance will not be tolerated :laugh:
Quote from: Pica Pica on February 20, 2009, 06:42:52 PM
they only fight the lactose, whoever they are.
People from lactoland, of course.
Oh yes, the infamous Lactolanders :laugh:
Lactose intolerant not to be mixed up with those who are lactating... >:-)
Quote from: Jaimey on February 20, 2009, 07:20:19 PM
Lactose intolerant not to be mixed up with those who are lactating... >:-)
what if one was both?
Quote from: Pica Pica on February 20, 2009, 07:23:51 PM
what if one was both?
Exactly. Sheesh, that would have to really hurt...
Ewwww.....L
The Earth ;D
Quote from: riven_one on February 20, 2009, 11:30:09 PM
ESMAG management material!
So if there are any lactating, lactose intolerant androgynes out there with poor work ethic and redundant tendencies, we have positions open. :D
Lactation is one of the cornerstones of ESMAG. Or was that Lackies? Laxidasical? Anyway, Who wants a fish & fruit smoothie? :laugh:
I really wish I could make a pun using both fruit and fish, but I can't. :'(
Quote from: Jaimey on February 23, 2009, 10:16:53 PM
I really wish I could make a pun using both fruit and fish, but I can't. :'(
Sure you can....Beacon with that? :laugh:
Quote from: Jaimey on February 23, 2009, 10:16:53 PM
I really wish I could make a pun using both fruit and fish, but I can't. :'(
What about something having to do with banana fish? :D
Z
Sure, You can have a banana with your fish if you like :laugh:
A Perfect Day for Bananafish :D
a story by JD Salinger
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Perfect_Day_for_Bananafish (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Perfect_Day_for_Bananafish)
Z
I got something about pears in my head, but I can't find a fish to match.
I got something about pairs in my hand, but I can't find a flush to match.
Quote from: Virginia Marie on February 23, 2009, 02:42:10 AM
Anyway, Who wants a fish & fruit smoothie? :laugh:
Reminds me of the line in the move Accepted.
From Accepted (2006)
Bartleby Gaines: Why'd you get fired?
Glen: I got fired for making a shrimp slushy.
Bartleby Gaines: That's disgusting! Why would you do that pal?
Glen: 'Cause I was hungry and thirsty!
Quote from: Jaimey on February 23, 2009, 10:16:53 PM
I really wish I could make a pun using both fruit and fish, but I can't. :'(
I really wish
that I could fish
for buns with puns --
but nuns and sons
eat quiche, that dish
so very non-berry,
and I must sigh
with my fruit.
Nfr
(Yay, I have time to be here again!)
Quote from: Seshatneferw on February 24, 2009, 03:23:29 PM
I really wish
that I could fish
for buns with puns --
but nuns and sons
eat quiche, that dish
so very non-berry,
and I must sigh
with my fruit.
Nfr
(Yay, I have time to be here again!)
I like it! We should create a collection of androgyne poetry and bad puns. It's sure to be best seller!
...is there really such a thing as banana fish? :P