I know many of you may not know what a koala is; it's a member of the marsupial family that live in Australia. They are not bears.
They are about 2-4foot in size. Live in trees and are anti-social. Look as cute as hell.
We are in drought conditions, with water restrictions.
I went out tonight to look around. I felt water on my face, RAIN at last. No, I've just been peed on by a koala bear.
I'm pretty sure this has nothing to do with TG issues, but from a KB soaked Cindy, which smells very bad! I wish you success in your day!
Love to all
Cindy James ( a wet and soggy CJ)
Cindy-
Maybe you should have showered before posting on the net? lol
I was under the impression that koala bears only came out at night ...
Thanks Mister :D
Koalas tend to move around and mate at night but are quite active during the day. The food supply is so poor they have to keep eating leaves, which induces a state of euphoria. Drunk!. Cute critters?
CJ
Ha Ha that broke me out of my bad mood. Bless they are so damn cute!
*Hopes the rain comes soon*
Jay
Oh my ::) ROFL.......Poor Cindy
I herad when a bird craps on you it's goodluck but when a Koala pee's on you I'm not so sure!
I bet the kookaburras were laughing that day
"Kookaburra sits on the old gum tree
Merry merry king of the bushes he
Laugh kookaburra,
laugh kookaburra
How gay your life must be"
Yeah, we sung Aussie songs at school in New Zealand...probably the ones Aussies laugh at us for singing :embarrassed:
Better to be peed on than in the fires CJ, what a trajedy that was.
aww how precious! :laugh:
are they really not bears?
Quote from: Nero on February 25, 2009, 01:59:14 PM
aww how precious! :laugh:
are they really not bears?
nope, they even have a pouch like a kangaroo. The females also have two vaginas, and the males a two pronged penis.
No wonder they look so relaxed :laugh:
Seeing that I am a Koala in all my promo shots I feel as if I should apologise on behalf of my (adopted) race. Please feel free to pee on one of us should the opportunity arise and we'll call it square.
Quote from: Imadique on February 25, 2009, 05:39:31 PM
Seeing that I am a Koala in all my promo shots I feel as if I should apologise on behalf of my (adopted) race. Please feel free to pee on one of us should the opportunity arise and we'll call it square.
Some people would pay for that sort of thing :o
What a terrible situation for the Koala to be unbearably cute and completely anti-social.
I like Koalas. But someone on another thread put me in a bad mood. So I'm giving you all spankings.
Who?
I've a half bucket of pee to send to them; it's rich
CJ
Well, I guess I can't give everyone spankings and it would be unfair to name anyone. But all though's who would like one, feel free to que up in a single file line. I may need some helpers :laugh:
**waits for someone else to start the line so as not to be the first one in it**
Oh, how I do love a good spanking... (I'm assuming I do, of course. Never happened, but I'm sure there'll have to be a first sooner or later >:-)).
Male koalas have the most amazing growl, too. If you heard one, you seriously wouldn't know it was a koala unless you actually saw it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeFjBg5NVVM&feature=related#hq (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeFjBg5NVVM&feature=related#hq)
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I know many of you may not know what a koala is; it's a member of the marsupial family that live in Australia. They are not bears.
They are about 2-4foot in size. Live in trees and are anti-social. Look as cute as hell.
We are in drought conditions, with water restrictions.
I went out tonight to look around. I felt water on my face, RAIN at last. No, I've just been peed on by a koala bear.
I'm pretty sure this has nothing to do with TG issues, but from a KB soaked Cindy, which smells very bad! I wish you success in your day!
Love to all
Cindy James ( a wet and soggy CJ)
Are you absolutely sure it was a koala? Could have been a drop bear... :o (Well done for escaping, if it was... ;)).
They are such cute little creatures. I had a toy Koala when I was a Child. It was my main cuddle for years ;D
aaahhh eucalyptus euphoria it's a great state to be in. Hanging out all day eating, getting drunk and not moving a muscle, humans have it so wrong. :S
Really need to take a leaf out of his book!
:o welllll......I guess its probabably a good thing that it wasnt an elephant in that tree Cindy. I never in my life thought I would hear someone say they had been peed on by a Koala. LMAO. Hugs Cindy, that made my day for sure. I mean, anyway, not necessarily that you got peed on, it was just so funny. Oh just shut up Wendy. Giggle
Dear All
I hate to keep you in agonies of laughter. But Koalas, like most vegetarians :D, pass waste product continuosly. I'm a carnivore so I'm safe ;). While I was cleaning my wig, Oh No!
I hadn't been only peed on, I'd also been crapped on from a great (ish) height.
Story of our lives?
Cute? Where's the shotgun?
p.s What's a drop bear?
Love and laughs
Cindy James
pps
Yes he's still in the same tree. And yes he is make from his calling, which is loud enough to wake you. Just as in the sound track! And about every five minutes throughout the night. Then it sleeps!
Hence the Australian expression to describe males. Eats, roots and leaves.
My dear Cindy, you live in Australia but have not been warned of the dangers posed by drop bears??!!! :o
They are the most terrifying creatures this fine, rather dry land has (but the media doesn't like to publicise them too much, in case they scare off the tourists).
They look exactly like koalas, but instead of being small and cuddly, they're about 1.5-2 metres tall with 2-feet-long claws on each paw, and have 3-inch-long, blood-dripping fangs. As the name "drop bear" suggests, they are an ambush predator, and wait in the treetops until an unwary person stands too long underneath. (Rumour has it that they also have anal teeth to make the attack even more lethal, though I can't confirm this point). They then DROP onto the person, either tearing out their jugular with aforementioned fangs, or squashing them flat.
There *are*, however, methods to avoid these vicious drop bear attacks. One of the most common methods is to smear vegemite on you. Behind the ears works well, though all over your face should do the trick too (if you're paranoid, in your armpits is meant to work as well, though, for the truly terrified, a full vegemite bath is sure to work). Probably the best method, though, is to mix vegemite and urine together, 1 part vegemite to 2 parts urine (the older and smellier the urine, the better). Works a treat, they won't come anywhere near you.
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Sorry William
They are a sub-breed but tend to localise in the tourist parts, particularly the Gold Coast. Seemingly the have a fancy for tourist blood.
The local variety just like to crap on anyone really.
LoL
Cindy James
Ah, I see. Yeah, I don't live in an overly-touristy area. I *did* get peed on once by a possum in Melbourne, though. That was not fun. :P
And it's probably a good thing trap-door bears don't exist either. Can you imagine Bondi or Surfers' Paradise + beach-dwelling trap-door bears?? :o
Will >:-)
I was aware that koalas need a special diet as do sloths. I did not know they caught a buzz. I have seen the small greens parakeets who live in the tropics eat mangos that were fermenting on the ground. The birds would get too drunk to fly. They could fly about ten feet and crash land only to try again.
Sometimes a think I was one of those parakeets in a previous life :laugh:
One fine Halloween night when I was dressed I had to pee real bad. So I snuck off to some bushes. About the middle of relieving myself I heard a well camouflaged outdoors man (homeless) groan and sputter many obscenities. I felt so bad. I gave him $20 and when I told my friends about it they gave him more
Little bugger, goto get him back sneek up into the tree and act like a euccaliptis branch and tinkle back on his little fuzzy head....
Virginia, spanky spanky..... may I have another please..... sorry movie flash back :laugh: