I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange,
so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.
There was a short line, just one lady in front of me...
an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated...
She asked the teller, 'Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen.
Today I get hunat eighty??
Why it change?'
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said,
'Fluctuations'
The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people, too'.