Sorry everyone,for not hanging here for awhile.. I had alot of stuff go down recently.. I got throat surgery done (has taken a long time to heal still waiting for some stitches to melt) and my aunt died....And My ten year crap relationship went through more death throes and I got a new counselor,'nother roomate moving in..Mom came to visit....Lotta stress.Lots of changes
And on top of that I was confused about login. Tried to log in several times before but my name wasen't recognized or my password was wrong..But I figured it all out..I'm back,fur flying!
One weird side effect of UPPP throat surgery I got..,I can't make a snort noise.My soft palate is trimmed too short and the hangle dangle thing is gone,my throat looks like a cats ' or dogs throat, just a tunnel nothing else ,looks weird .Now I have heard it said,if a dog can fit an object into it's mouth it can swallow it whole because the dog's throat is a big simple tube no tonsils or other things crowding the throat opening....hmm I wonder if that (talent?)applies to me now? Can't wait to try....And I got no more snorting when I laugh,I dunno is it a good thing or a bad thing? and I can't even fake snoring or talk like William F Buckely with that snobby nasally ssnnnorrrt... I still got my obnoxious cackle tho.. I find now, everything tastes weird, I still can't taste sweet and chocolate tastes really bad. apparently the 9th gustatory nerve sits in the throat wall behind the tonsil bed . I guess it got dinged or something ..My ENT says it ain't permanent,I sure hope it isn't,but on the upside I've lost some weight cause food tastes so crappy most of the time..I'm getting tired of this taste issue however..Anyways...Glad to be back!
Hi Nero,Hi Chynna, Hi Susan,Kimberly, and everybody else!
Welcome back Cat.
Panther is on the prowl again.
Hi Cat...
Welcome back Panther.
It sounds like you have been through some bad times recently and I hope these are beginning to get better.
Glad you are back prowling.....
Buffy
(Who's Cat's name is Buffy)
Hey Panther.
Good to see you back. I've been wondering what happened to you. :)
I feel bad for you not being able to taste chocolate. Can't go a day without it. :D
Get well soon.
Nero
Welcome back! :)
Sorry to hear about all the stuff. :(
Welcome back. Now you really are part cat. ;)
Melissa
Welcome back, Cat.
Chaunte
Chorus of "The Cat Came Back"
But the came back, the very next day
Yes the cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back, he just couldn't stay away
If I was a musician..I'd just LOoove to do a punk version of that song...
I like this version best
The Cat Came Back
As recorded by Marais and Miranda
Written By: Harry S. Miller (with later folk additions)
Copyright Unknown
Old Mr. Johnson had trouble all his own
He had a yellow cat that wouldn't leave his home
He tried in every way to keep that cat away
Took him up to Canada and told him for to stay
But the cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back, he just wouldn't stay away
On a telegraph wire the birds were sitting in a bunch
He saw an even number, said he'd have 'em for his lunch
Climbed softly up the pole until he reached the top
Put his foot upon the 'lectric wire, tied him in a knot
But the cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back, he just wouldn't stay away
This cat had company out in the backyard
Somebody threw a boot and threw it awful hard
Hit the cat behind the ear and he thought it was a slight
And down came a brick and knocked him out of sight
But the cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back, he just wouldn't stay away
They threw him in the kennel where the dog was asleep
And the bones of cats lay piled in a heap
That kennel burst apart and the dog flew out the side
With his ears chewed off and holes in his hide
But the cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back, he just wouldn't stay away
They sneaked him in a shop with the butcher not around
And they dropped him in the hopper where the meat was ground
The cat despaired with a blood-curdling shriek
And that shop's hamburger tasted furry for a week
But the cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back, he just wouldn't stay away
They put him in a cotton sack and gave him to a girl
Who'd started on a bicycle all around the world
Well, over there in China a terrible wreak was found
She's singing now in heaven with the angels all around
But the cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back, he just wouldn't stay away
Now this cat was a terror and they thought it would be best
To give him to a feller who was going way out west
Train ran round a curve and hit a broken rail
Not a blessed soul aboard that train lived to tell the tale
But the cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back, he just wouldn't stay away
The cat was a possessor of a family all its own
With seven little kittens till there was a cyclone
Blew the houses all apart and tossed the cat around
The air was full of kittens and not a one was found
But the cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back, he just wouldn't stay away
Away across the ocean they did send the cat at last
Vessel only out a day and taking water fast
People all began to pray, the boat began to toss
A great big gust of wind came by and every soul was lost
But the cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back, he just wouldn't stay away
They gave the cat to a man in a balloon
And told him to give him to the man in the moon
But the balloon it busted and everybody said
Ten miles away they picked the man up dead
But the cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back, he just wouldn't stay away
At last they found a way this cat to really fix
They put him in an orange crate on highway 66
Come a ten ton truck with a twenty ton load
Scattered pieces of that orange crate a mile down the road
But the cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back, he just wouldn't stay away
They put him on a boat bound for Sidneytown
They thought with all that rain there he'd surely drowned
When the rain came down for the 92nd day
That whole darn city just a floated out the bay
But the cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back, he just wouldn't stay away
The farmer on the corner said he'd shoot that cat on sight
Loaded up his shotgun full of nails and dynamite
And he hid in the garden till the cat came round
But 97 pieces of that man were all they found
But the cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back, he just wouldn't stay away
They put him on the White House lawn, I'll tell the reason why
With all the golfballs flying, they thought he'd surely die
Well the very next morning, what do you think they found
64 squirrels lying dead upon the ground
But the cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back, he just wouldn't stay away
Gave him to a little boy with a dollar note
Who was going out to sea in an open boat
They tied a rock around his neck, it must have weighed a pound
Now they're dragging up the river, cause the little boy was drowned
But the cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back, he just wouldn't stay away
They took him down to Cape Canaveral and they put him into place
And they shot him in a satellite way up into space
They thought that the cat was beyond human reach
And then they got a phone call from Miami Beach
But the cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back, he just wouldn't stay away
An H bomb fell just the other day,
A bomb fell in the very same way
Russia went, England went, then the USA
The whole human race gone without a chance to pray
But the cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back, he just wouldn't stay away
Hehehe..Meooow!