What are little androgynes made of?
Sugars, snails, and unicorn tails?
What do you think?
P!ss and vinegar.
No, wait, that's just me.
Let's see...
Boys = Snips + Snails + Puppy Dog Tails
Girls = Sugar + Spice + Everything Nice
So, we have binary options with trinary qualities.
Androgynes = Snippy Sugar + Spicy Snails + Nice Tails
;D
SPAM. The ugly truth comes out.
Quote from: Mr. Fox on March 30, 2009, 05:54:05 PM
SPAM. The ugly truth comes out.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! :icon_yikes:
Quote from: Shades O'Grey on March 30, 2009, 04:47:03 PM
P!ss and vinegar.
No, wait, that's just me.
Let's see...
Boys = Snips + Snails + Puppy Dog Tails
Girls = Sugar + Spice + Everything Nice
So, we have binary options with trinary qualities.
Androgynes = Snippy Sugar + Spicy Snails + Nice Tails
;D
What's a Snip?
Here little boys are made of frogs and snails and puppy-dog tails!
bad puns, fish smoothies, and unicorn tails. ;D
All that stuff and more....And Bugs Bunny cartoons :laugh: Oh, and never vacuum your computer's keyboard while it's on
I think it's the same stuff that they put inside stretch armstrong.
the bits that god didnt know what to do with when she finished everyone else :)
Quote from: sparkles on March 30, 2009, 11:30:08 PM
the bits that god didnt know what to do with when she finished everyone else :)
elbow skin
Quote from: Heartwood on March 30, 2009, 06:04:18 PM
What's a Snip?
"Snippy" is a slightly milder form or "snarky," meaning snide or irritable.
For the most part, water.
The rest is cognitive dissonance.
Quote from: Heartwood on March 30, 2009, 06:04:18 PM
What's a Snip?
Here little boys are made of frogs and snails and puppy-dog tails!
I always heard it as, "
snaps and snails and puppy dog tails".
When I was little I asked my mom what a
snap was and she said it was a type of cookie; like a ginger snap. Not saying she was right, but that's how I've always interpreted it.
Of course
snap could also be a sharp comment, same as how Shades O'Grey said for
snip, and that would probably make better sense, as it's more consistent with the whole
snails and tails thing. A cookie would fit better on the sugar and spice side of this dreadful dichotomy.
I always thought it was "Slime and snails....."
No snip or snap in the boys I know. ;)
Just did a bit of digging. Turns out the original words said "Snips of snails" meaning Little bits of Snails, and puppy dogs tails...
I can't speak for you other andros but I am made of:
Muck and muscle...and home baking
Wikipedia references a longer poem that includes one non-binary verse that might apply to us mild-mannered androgynes:
What are all folks made of, made of?
What are all folks made of?
Fighting a spot and loving a lot,
That's what all folks are made of.
For the full text, see http://www.delamar.org/mgs-long_folksmadeof.html (http://www.delamar.org/mgs-long_folksmadeof.html)
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i thought it was slugs and snails.
i like the long one though.
Quote from: Blueflare on March 31, 2009, 09:07:57 AM
For the most part, water.
The rest is cognitive dissonance.
Hehe!
Misfittitude.
Quote from: Nicky on March 31, 2009, 02:36:19 PM
I always thought it was "Slime and snails....."
David Bowie agrees with you.
Dance Magic Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxoE2az9mJM#lq2-hq)
God was bored with a lot of left-overs of the boys and the girls.
So he took a piece of an extroverted girl, and a piece of an introvert boy, mixed it, added a part of a lefthanded and a part of a righthanded and mixed and he went like this for a while.
Then after halfway there, mother realized she had been expecting a Zaddy for about 4 months.
And that is how the beginning of the end of the world started.
Quote from: Jaimey on March 31, 2009, 11:48:09 PM
David Bowie agrees with you.
that settles it then.
Quote from: Jaimey on March 31, 2009, 11:48:09 PM
David Bowie agrees with you.
Dance Magic Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxoE2az9mJM#lq2-hq)
You are full of awesome. That song's been in my head while reading thsi thread. :D
Quote from: Pica Pica on April 01, 2009, 03:26:31 AM
that settles it then.
Now let's dance!
Quote from: Osiris on April 01, 2009, 03:35:11 AM
You are full of awesome. That song's been in my head while reading thsi thread. :D
muwahahahah! :icon_evil_laugh: My plan has worked!
...this song gets stuck in my head all the time. :D "You remind me of the babe..."
The power of voodoo!
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the babe!
*dances around thread*
Androgynes made of goo
Can't speak for the rest of y'all, but I've been told for years that I'm full of <abridged version> poop.
It must be true, my eyes are brown
.....L
Quote from: Laurry on April 02, 2009, 09:10:09 AM
Can't speak for the rest of y'all, but I've been told for years that I'm full of <abridged version> poop.
You know, it does get pretty deep in here sometimes... >:-)
"The babe with the power..." :eusa_whistle:
Quote from: Laurry on April 02, 2009, 09:10:09 AM
It must be true, my eyes are brown
All 3 of them? :icon_eek:
"I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry, what could I do?"
Quote from: Laurry on April 02, 2009, 09:10:09 AM
Can't speak for the rest of y'all, but I've been told for years that I'm full of <abridged version> poop.
It must be true, my eyes are brown
.....L
Well, if the old saying that "its whats on the inside that counts" is true, you're in trouble! :D
Quote from: riven_one on April 02, 2009, 07:14:05 PM
Well, if the old saying that "its whats on the inside that counts" is true, you're in trouble! :D
I hear fiber can help with that. >:-)
Champagne enemas too. :-X
Quote from: Nicky on April 05, 2009, 04:43:02 PM
Champagne enemas too. :-X
That would be a waist of shampagne but is depend if you have for the flavour or the effect
Quote from: Nicky on April 05, 2009, 04:43:02 PM
Champagne enemas too. :-X
Sorry, but Champagne enemas are only allowed for corporate executives using bailout money.
Quote from: KYLYKaHYT on April 06, 2009, 07:52:43 AM
Sorry, but Champagne enemas are only allowed for corporate executives using bailout money.
Somehow, it might feel more justified if the bottles were used there too...