Here's how this works. Each person is only allowed to post 3 words at a time.
These words HAVE to either
- Start a new sentence
-Complete a sentence
-continue a sentence
They cannot
-Be just RANDOM WORDS (this is a crazy, nonsensical story, not Just crazy random nonsense)
- RANDOMLY start a new sentence.
There HAVE to be periods or some other type of final punctuation before you start an entirely new sentence.
The goal is to make a fun silly story with everyone.
I'm going to start us off
with an example start, that will also double as our first 2 posts.
Ex:
Once
Upon
a
time
in
a
Janet
most
unmentionable
place
something
strange
happened.
I
snuggled
with
my
vibrator
and
a
Teddy
Bear.
The
bear's
name
I
screamed
as
I
noticed
that
there
was
a
real
bear
in
my
bed,
licking
my
vibrator
clean.
I
ran
naked
around
super
markets
with
a
chainsaw
and
a
quart
Janet
of
Gin
yelling
Please
Touch
My
sweet
monkey
stuff!!!
People
ran,
saying...
Look
out!
It's
my
mother
with
an
orangutan
from
the
laundry
room.
Drinking
gasoline
and
smoking
a
cigar
is
a
blast.
Janet
Meanwhile,
a
moist
feeling
was
coming
from
the
dew
like
the
feeling
of
spilled
milk.
I
put
some
on
the
nearest
hubcap and proceeded
down
the
street
which
deadended
abruptly.
I
jumped
and
hopped
over
a
tall
building
with
mad
cow
disease!
Smearing
Vaseline
on
handrails
and
doorknobs.
A
maniac
giggle
and
fancy
dance
propelled
me
along
to
blessed
insanity.
Rifling
through
trashcans
lascivious
desires
formed
between
my
toes.
It
was
now
time
for
lunch
so
I
cooked
squirrel,
gator
and
hog's
feet.
It
drove
the
neighbors
to
the
beach
where
they
wailed
endlessly
and
soon
there
was
nothing
to
do
untill
an
alien
spaceship
farted
serenely
by.
Stopping
to
ask
where
the
nearest
place
to
buy
space
ship
parts
was,
they
squealed
dammit
Jim!!!
I'm
can't
stop
scratching
my
seven
year
itchy
green
barnacles!
I
went
with
a
doctor,
not
a
mechanic
though
he
was
cute.
But
clueless
and
smelled
like
garbage.
I
decided
to
follow
the
smelly
feet
into
the
junkyard
for
parts.
Pungent
cologne
and
itch
powder
for
hemorrhoids
filled
the
space
between
the
motor
oil
and
the
carburetor
sludge
which
looked
like
yummy
stuff. :eusa_drool:
So,
I
tried
some :D
then
we
hitchhiked
to
the
local
neighboring
town
to
eat
a
huge
pizza
and
compare
its
scent
to
Elephant
dung.
Then
engine
grease
and
albatross
feathers
decorated
my
large
plumed
boyfriend;
his
name
we
dare
not
speak
here
because
it's
unpronounceable
gibberish.
He
epitomizes
evil
so
they
say.
Or
do
they?
Truth
be
told
the
aliens
liked
the
way
he
belched
a
song.
Also
the
way
he became she
and
was
gorgeous.
So
they
created
an
alien
device
to
moisturize
her
flawless
skin.
They
put
a
salad
on
her
luscious
behind.
and
then
the
watermelons
began
to
dance
the
slow
dance
of
the
Maringa :laugh:
and
grind
their
rinds.
Entertained,
the
aliens
began
to
toss
off
in
a
rather
peculiar
way.
Feeling
hungry,
I
licked
the
sticky
grease
off
my
flaming
hot
grill
while
holding
my
breath
under
jello.
The
urge
to
get
completely
naked
and
dance
about
In
the
moonlite
singing
a
song
and
orgasm
became
Unavoidable.
Then
everyone
decided
a
pizza
would
be
so
nice
to
wear
on
my
head
that
they
picked
pepperoni,
anchovies,
and
toxic
waste.
So,
the
little
bunny
who
came
with
us,
began
to
dream
dreams
about
Vaseline
and
toothpaste.
On
our
way
to
the
land
the
spaceship
came
back,
the
aliens
offered
us
a
flaming
cheese
puff
which
didn't
taste
like
a
ride
should.
I
said,
"My
pants
are
beginning
to
twist
because
they're
wet."
I
took
them
to
my
shiny
Chinese
laundry
and
belched
uproariously
in
the
style
of
traditional
greeting.
Then,
went
down
to
about
size
6
a
local
pub
along
the
way
I
noticed
that
the
local
schoolteacher
was
dressed
as
weirdly
as
he
stood
on
the
ladder
propped
against
My
apartment
window
from
which
I
dropped
steaming
oatmeal
laced
with
treacle.
I
asked
him
for
a
date
stark
raving
naked
he
said
"maybe...
...but
only
if
you
wear
a
waistcoat
and
a
glittery
featherboa
wrapped
Honey
Baked
Ham.
(I love how quickly this game blew up! It makes no sense at all, but obviously everyone is into it... ^^;; )
I
laughed
uproariously :D
spewing
coffee
over
the
ground
and
a
pink
rotweiller
who
snapped
at
my
feet
and
the
schoolteacher's
pants.
He
yelped
violently
then
swore
to
devour
putrid
rotting
chicken
innards
with
paul
newman
dressing.
"Gerald!"
I
screamed
from
the
pub
where
my
ophthalmologist
was
devouring
otter
on
buttered
toast.
At
the
Pub
a
karaoke
singer
Danced
with
a
drunken
politician
and
a
python
while
Gerald
entertained
everybody
with
peculiar
magic
involving
dried
newts
and
Ouija
board
and
Duct
Tape.
Bellying
up
to
the
beer-stained
bar
, and
ordering
a
Pina
Colada,
I
began
to
realize
everyone
was
staring
at
my
enormous
open
toed
highheels
with
spaghetti
stains
a
spider
crawled
inside
my
ear
started
playing
drums
with
knitting
needles
I
danced
atop
the
nearest
unconscious
cow
that
was
sprawled
nearby,
leaking
Different
flavored
milk
chocolate,
vanilla,
sherbert
and
dill
pickle
Sampling
each,
I
got
really
sick
spewing
multi
colored
streams
and
chunks
on
passers
by
who
mistook
them
for
something
more
ally
cats
begain
to
turn
into
bloated
and
stinking
barf
chunks
eaters
, merrily
munching
away
until
their
fur
became
radioactive
and
I
saddled
one
with
my
special
bloated
cat
saddle
, colored
like
a
daisy.
We
rode
forth,
into
the
vast
unknown.
Looking
totally
hot
wearing
pink
chaps
and
designer
sunscreen,
we
donned
purple
hats
and
cheap
sunglasses. :icon_cool:
A
searing
wind
swirled
about
our
bare,
scabby
shins
as
we
trailed
cheetos
down
the
twisting
mountain
track
O.C.'s (Orange Cat)
purring
tickled
My Horse's Nose
as
it
followed
my
rather
aromatic
steamed
spicy
pudding
The
green
sun
rendered
my
complexion
awash
with
glowing
blue
barnacles
and
the gulls started
screaming,
I
Want
sex
and
candy
for my hungry
desires
to
feast
upon
tender
breasts
of
roast
chicken.
The
cannibalistic
gulls
swooped
and
cawed
as
they
feasted
on
albatross,
kumquats,
and
each
other.
The
blue-footed
boobies
began
their
march
along
the
windswept
coffee
shop
roof
bobbing
and
weaving
to
the
song
which
lovers
sing.
Snorting
and
farting
pandas
passed
by
Joining
the
parade
in
their
raincoats
Then
Iguanas
with
pink
plastic
tubas
and
xylophones
began
a
rousing
tango.
Then luminescent flamingos
formed
decorative
arches
by
balancing
on
top
each
other.
The
whole
effect
was
culminated
by
peals
of
thunder
and
lightening.
Then
from
the
horizon
we
could
see
odd metallic objects
of
bronzing
powder
hurtling
towards
us
at
lightning
speed.
(gee when is this story gonna end :P )
Suddenly there was
a
white
light
shining directly at
Quote from: Fae on June 28, 2009, 02:36:33 PM(gee when is this story gonna end :P )
me.
The
End.
Tune in tommorrow.
for
another
story
that
solely
concerns
totally
different
stuff.
While
you're
waiting
you may want
to
read
another
medication
warning
label.
This
is
because
some may cause
drowsiness,
silliness,
uncontrollable
excessive desire to
run
naked
singing
old
show
tunes
not
to
mention,
the surrounding fog
emanating
from
the
deep
underground
lair
where
pelicans
dwell.
Suddenly,
without
warning,
snorkel
headed
wombats
wielding swords approached
demanding
that
we
make
them
dinner
including
various
dishes
of
wombat
stew
, being
cannibalistic
wombats
Soon,
waltzing
mushrooms
danced
about
while
prawns
dived
headlong
into the abysmal
pool
of
ice cream
drowning
on
pistachios.
Right
about
then
we
ate
crackers
with
wombat
sausages
which
I
regurgitated
at
the
feet
of
a
surprised
wombat
who
said
"Not
wombat
again!"
Still
heaving,
I
mounted
the
enormous
staircase
to
purgatory
(formerly
known
as
"stairway
to
heaven").
My
flying
unicorn
ate
the
tall
sweet
grass
and
a
few
little
magic
poppy
flowers
full
of
yummy
toe-jam,
bacon,
and
self-absorbed
robots
invaded
my
personal
space
asking
personal
questions
about
my
hygiene
and
panties
so
I
decided
to
show
them
my
book
based
on
magical
fairies
and
proper
panty
hygiene.
That
flummoxed
them. :D
My
magic
wand
at
the
ready,
Frightened
them
to
undid
the
knots
in
my
hair
during which time
a
heavenly
choir
accompanied by flutes
of
gleaming
gold
and
guacamole
dip
fluttered
down
from
the
aforementioned
stairway
singing
sweet
nothings
in
C
Minor.
Meanwhile,
while
pondering
the
panty
book
deciding
what
style
bustier
my
partner
would
like
to
wear
to
dinner
and
a
movie,
I
quaffed
beer
and
cheese
doodles.
Now
ready,
I
put
on
my
fav.
panties
and
nothing
else,
causing
the
man
next
door
a
cardiac
arrest,
which
alarmed
everyone.
knowing
C.P.R.
and
even
a
few
good
dancesteps
I
rushed
over
and
revived
him :P
to
the
surprise
of
onlookers
looking
at
my
naked
breasts.
I
skipped
away,
breasts
bouncing
to
the
danceclub.
Where
I
met
a
similarly
attired
Sorry, but this is an interruption upon your usual 3 word story.
But who doesn't love Taco Cat?
We now return you to your story....
person
wearing
panties
and
a
bowtie
which
squirted
water
rather
tasty
water Vodka?
Using
nasal
spray
I
squirted
my
delicious,
award
winning
cheese
at
your
neighborhood
grocery
store.
Suddenly,
psychic
storms
raged
overhead.
And
bolts
of
lightning
shot
from
my
nipples
and
eyes.
The
lightning
hit
the
jukebox
and
double
shot
of
rum
and
coke.
After
all
that,
I
sat
down
under
some
leafy
flower
beds
that
had
lost
their
appeal
to
me.
I
sneezed
repeatedly
from
the
pollen
and
chili
peppers
lodged
in
my
cute
little
butt.
Using
an
Enema
provided
by
my
turkey
baster,
I
gently
extracted
the
pollen
and
peppers
and
said,
"What
a
good
girl
I
am
today.
In
future
I
will
not
stick
pollen
or
peppers
up
my
butt." :icon_blink:
Being
an
eventful
evening,
I
decided
to
drink
heavily
and
strip
down
at
a
stripclub
for
stripping
strippers.
They
ejected
me
so
I
sued
a
nearby
elf
was
my
lawyer
with
pointed
ears
he
pointed
out
that
my
story
caused
his
ears
to
seriously
burn
all
nearby
spleef.
The
elf
concluded
that
there
was
no
"point"
in
figuring
out
the
reason
the
stripclub
had
been
destroyed,
and
decided
to
instead
focus
on
being
the
only
one
to
ingest
copious
amounts
of
radioactive
salad
dressing.
The
suede
burritos
were
know
around
town
as
being
rather
perverted,
so
they
changed
their
smelly
underwear
into
clean
panties
for
going
to
court.
Ruling
in
my
favour,
Judge
Wonka
passed
out
chocolate.
"I
wanted
peppermint!"
Peppermint
chocolates
were
unavailable
so
instead
chocolate
rabbit
poo
we
ate
peeps.
The
sugar
rush
caused
me
to
booty
dance
across
five
hundred
different
bad
horror
movies
, covered
in
glittery
perfumed
body
powder
that
reeked
of
marijuana
and
whiskey.
the
dance
was
the
foxtrot,
and
my
feet
entangled
with
tree
roots
which
grew
from
large
cypress
trees
planted
by
my
2
ugly
stepsisters.
I
cursed
them
with
bottled
ketchup
which also contained
weapons
grade
plutonium. :icon_flamed:
The
curse
caused
radioactive
french
fries
and
day-glow
hamburgers
to
spontaneously
combust,
and
spew
hot
floppy
teabags
onto
my
stepsisters
and
pet
platypus,
Humperdink.
Humperdink
wasn't
amused.
Humperdink
growled
angrily
and
bit
my
cute
little
butt
. Strangely,
it
tickled
and I laughed.
Liking
it,
I
tickled
it
again.
Sensual
caresses
and
the arousal was
shadow
dancing
with
oddly
phallic
puppets
with their dangling
rainbow
feather
boas!
Humperdink
declined
to
comment.
But
watched
as
I
extracted
whips,
chains,
and
some
old
yogurt
which I found
in
the
back
of
my
flaming
obviously
broken
refrigerator.
The overpowering stench
assaulted
my
nostrils
as
I
ate
some
lukewarm
tabouli
and
drank
some
watery
beef
tea.
Taking
my
"toys,"
I
began
to
gyrate
uncontrollably
when
Humperdink
rudely
interrupted.
"Begone,
ye
spawn
of transparent fish
and
impure
thoughts!"
Humperdink
cried
as
I
cooed
softly
in
her
ear
comforting
her,
but
the
damage
was
making
me
retch.
Feeling
like
crap
is
not
easy
when
you're
eating
Radioactive
waste
products
with
a
platypus.
"Have
a
bucket,"
bowl
or
suitcase
with
horseradish
topping
and
foam
rubber
baby
buggy
bumpers
and
a
ball."
Rabbits
can
tell
how
humans
feel
even
when
they
are
busy
excreting
nasty
hormones
which
witch
is
which?
My
favourite
rabbit
hopped
and
sniffed
around
my
feet
leaving round droppings
which
smelled
flowery
but tasted nasty.
"Don't
eat
poo",
exclaimed
the
rabbit,
"It
tastes
like
Smart
pills
and
puppies
love
it."
Then
the
rabbit
pooed
some
more
on
my
doorstep
which
was
painted
luminous
orange
with
red
polka
dots.
My
visitors
usually
vomit
in
terror
whenever
they
come
slipping
onto
it.
Speaking
of
which,
I'm
feeling
sick.
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So
I
made
myself
throw
up
over
my
neighbour's
backyard
fence.
They
responded
with
steaming
gleeful
applause,
saying
, "You
really
shouldn't
walk
naked
around
town
because
the
stray cats will
devour
any
dangly
or
sequined
clothing
leaving
you
trembling
in
trepidation.
So,
smarten
up,
kid."
With
cleaner
thoughts
I
hit
town
dressed
up
in
my
entourage
of
overpriced
sequins
and
silken
cashmere
sweaterdress.
A cat attacked
the
sequins,
screaming
meow!!!
so
I
threw a fish
,
cod,
I
believe,
or halibut perhaps.
The
cat
was
thrilled
with
delight
and it purred
"More
fish
please."
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:laugh:
Then he coughed
up
a
very
large
koi
fish
from
the
neighbor's
gold-plated
toilet
bowl
Why
would
someone
keep
a
koi
in
a
toilet?
The neighbor was
acting
very
fishy
whilst
pruning
large
thorny raspberry bushes.
Which
has
nothing
to
do
with
Pluto and Mars.
Since the planets
are irrelevant to
our
story.
Getting
my
large,
luminous
purple glow stick
glowing
without
radioactivity
I walked through
the
valley
of
the
chicken
farms
looking
for
turkeys
and
found
salmonella
.
Salmonella
my
friend
is
something
you
saute
gently
with
turnip greens and
buckshot.
Humperdink
said,
and then died.
I
cried.
He'd
The remains were
picked
completely
clean
who
lied
about
their religious affiliation.
pearly white gates
didn't
suit
Humperdink
as
he
was
not
really
dead.
I
resurrected
him
play
with
platypuses (platypie?)
while
chewing
lard
.
The
flatulence
was
in
small
cylinders
bedecked
in
flowers
Large
frog
entrails
when sun dried
Post Merge: July 18, 2009, 05:57:50 AM
Fairy Girl. Platypuses and platypi are both correct.
platters
of
pie (lol)
Further
down
the
road
a
luddit
dressed
in
grapes
and
pink
feathers
of traveling minstrels
with lavender trolls
hunting
songs,
designed
to
whiz
uncontrollably
dive
bars.
Humperdink
began
to
sneeze,
spraying
the
patrons
with
a
mixture
of
green
and
which
sprayed
everyone
within
thirteen
metres.
Grinning
awkwardly,
I
made
hand
motions,
vaguely
reminiscent
of
Elvis
Presley.
Then,
swivelling
my
hips
, wobbling
my
lips,
I
expectorated
towards
the
distant
sunset.
I
missed
it.
In
my
dreams
the
angelic
wombat
(Humperdink's
childhood
sweetheart),
flew
anti-clockwise
around
the
fruit-bat
aviary
to
smooch
Humperdink.
I
watched,
fascinated
as
their
bodies
spontaneously
combusted
underneath
the
stained-glass
cupola
which
my
grandmother
had
polished
perfectly
until
it
glowed
like
a
red
sunset
in
June.
As I pondered,
Fate
stepped
in
to say that
her
unicorn
was
parked
outside,
with
new
glittering
saddlebags.
That...Has...A...
uncanny
way
of
tap-dancing
with
a
rather
talented
style.
With...Two...Pink...
rutabagas
and
one
Gayder that beeps...
when
it
rains
Pizzas, tacos and...
Egg
drop
soup.
Remember
poor
Humperdink?
Who had to...
eat
those
yabbies
While dancing to...
The
Bronski
Beat.
Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xa79n1CdKY#)
Suddenly
a
fercious
wombat
named
Dorcas
riding
a
kangaroo
and
wielding
a
pink
three
feet
Sandhill
crane.
The
ubiquitous
Mr
Lovegrove
sat
and
smoked
some
happy
smoke
while
shaving
his
enormous
chocolate
block
and
making
spaghetti
in
a
freezer.
Boy
Becomes
Girl
while
red
monkeys
saute
mushrooms
and
eat
pig's
feet.
Meanwhile,
across
the
vast
unexplored
wilderness
, two
hedgehogs
and
a
robot
sadly
engage
violently
in
airborne
death
matches.
Unknown
to
townspeople
wearing
large
hats
,green
shoes
and
gawking
skyward
at
yogurt
covered
unicorns
wearing
glittery
trenchcoats.
I watched fish
eating
bananas.
BOOM!
Cried
Foul
Yaks
, as
they
swam
towards
the
pit
of
utter
denial
and
chocolate
cake.
Things
became
weird
when
church
people
began
happily
smashing
the
heads
of
rabid
sexy
lemurs.
Meanwhile
back
in
the
desert,
my
red
penguin
decided
27
individual
packages
of
wasabi
paste
Were
not
enough
on
Pluto.
Six
was
riding
my
grandfather
clock,
when
and
said
"Hi"!
What
does
it
mean
to
fold
trash
talkin'
monkeys?
Folding
monkeys
could
take
less
time
and still make
enough
paste
with
creamy
olives
to
Saddling
my
cat
the
obese
cat
I
would
need
in
order
to
conquer
the
world
and
still
have
plenty
of
time
to
have
a
tea
party
with
what
a
horrible
morning,
oh
what
will
she
say
to
my
friend
about
my
drugs?
Who
cares?
Her
pet
pig
which
Nibbled
my
panties
with
a
purple
grinned
as
it
a
red
litterbox.
I'm
disqualified
to
sew
sundresses
for
aging
monkeys.
The
Horny-toad,
who
thought,
I'm
going
to
lil'
somethin'
somethin'
about his mother
,who
was
a
red
box
turtle.
Exclaiming
yo
mama!!!
Towards
a
baffled
"Woah"
It
said.
station there's a
masked
man
in
front
of
the
pumpkin chutney jar
flicking
his
BIC
and
singing
loudly
about
a
strange
looking
chili
pecker
that flew past
an
asparagus
field.
Migrant
worker
status
has been confirmed
by
many
various
Royal Commissions inquiring
"What
the
hecks
this
rubbish
about?"
Pointing
out
that
and
people
are
from
planet
Xzagnuts.
won in overtime
on
a
sunday
with a handful
of
dehydrated
water
The
Hydroworld
team
half
of
a
SouthEast
north
forty
However, Dave Sorenson
cheered
for
the
The superhero team
in the farnarkling
with a stutter
Quasimodo
trend
setters
that like burritos
and
horseradish
mustard
like
to
drink
rum and cola
in
the
morning.
The
rum
didn't
want to be
given a hickey
on
the
buttocks
even
if
it
hurts
because
i
just
love
'em.
Except when they
sing in the
crazy
voice
of
a
snow
leopard
that
has
been
pouncing
over
my
cheetah
print
blanket
that smells like
bong
water
from
loony
magic
land
"Whatever", he said
looking
at
bums
and
eating
toothpaste
the
unanimous
boat
for eating lemons."
Meanwhile, in London
in
a
dark
, smelly
harem,
a
ginormous
yellow
pikachu
with a milkshake
and
matching
mustache
said
"I
sure
Don't want a
frog
to
jump
anywhere
near
eww :P
or the washing
machine that croaks
all
night
long.
As
the
rabid
raccoon
crossed
the
mysterious,
dimly-lit
junkyard,
in
the
desert
jumping
over
my
my
old
vw
leaking oil again
not
knowing
that
my underwear are
eaten by carp
in
full
view
of my children! :o
who were surprisingly
tall
for
their
age
and
then
you
have
to
wonder.
By
then
dinner was ready
Und
I
ate
before
I
had
To
pee
horrifically.
I
made
such
a
loud
splash
that
made
neighbours
look
out
their
doors
and
close
their
eyes
because
the roses screamed
Auld
Lang
Syne
that
meant:
stop
In
Vorkon
Language.
Hold my giraffe
before
he
lets
loose
with
his
(His)Mega
Spots
(of) irony
in our direction
Just
then
a
giant
iguana
poked
In
On
Me
and thought he'd
ask
if
I
had (a)
lighted
torch
to scare off
some large mosquitoes
in
vampire
woods
Full
of
assbites
and
memory
foam
attached
to
hairy
neighbours of mine
that
are
loud.
and
nosy
they
always
have
Redneckapalooza
playing really loud
and
yelling
at
their delinquent children
for
eating
penguins.
A
tropical
roadside
fruit smoothie stand
was
what
really
made
my
tastebuds
turn somersaults and
savor
that
smoothie.
So then David
crashed
the
spaceship
containing
lady
gaga
while running from
Jabba
the
Hut
and his horse
stepped on me
*Edited
then
laughed
maniacally
at the color
red. "What is
the
worst
thing
you've ever eaten
at home?" Asked
Jabba's
horse.
I
felt as though
I
was
floating
in
dreams
world
trying to find
the
answer
for
something that I
dare
to
wish.
Yellow
sunglass
lenses
shading my eyes...
New
orange
sundress
with dark lenses
on my knees
because i'm going
to the beach
on
Christmas
day.
maybe i'll meet
A big shining
dolphin, diving into
the
deep
blue
eyes
of
me.
A
precious
fairy
winked
at
you
;)
and
seemed
to
want to say
how
dreams
really
confusing
and
delusional
reveal
true
life.
I
sat
below
an
open
window
at my grandmother's
house, tasting a
pie
she'd
set
on the table.
My sister sang
A melodramatic lullaby
While she took
care
of
the
housecat's
sequined
jacket
Elvis,
the
cat
liked
wearing
his
shocking pink socks.
Elvis
liked
to
drink
beer
and
eat
pizza
while
on the toilet.
One
day
while
while
showering
before
going to work
Elvis
made
coffee
for
an
enema
then
decided
to
Splash it in...
but, he couldn't
So he ended...
up putting it
away for later.
Scampering
along
the
floor,
the
mouse
made
snarky
comments
and
dropped
crumbs
Elvis
was
mortified
that she could
betray
his
trust
like that. Cassandra
the
mouse
farted
extremely loudly and
the
kitchen
exploded
in flames and
obnoxious
smoky
haze.
The
fire
department
sent
big
firetrucks
To the isolated
apartment
of
Cassandra.
Which in turn...
would
therefore
be
a
tinder
box
which
was
surprisingly
heavy
but
light.
They
shoveled
through
piles of mangoes
finding
Elvis,
Cassandra
and King Rat
had
all
survived
to live another
busy
but
curiously
adventurous
adventure.
While
Jack and Kermit
frogged
up
the
Summer
Solstice
dance
to the tune
of the Marsailles'
jazz
band
and
lunch brigade. The
children's
choir
sang
for the king
of
onomatopoeia
land.
He however, said
don't take my...
kitty's catnip." Jeanie
then asked how
to
repair
her
stolen
motorcycle.
Jeanie
checked
her
collection
of Elvis CDs,
looking
for
Heartbreak
Hotel, but she
found
Holiday
Inn
a song by
Chingy
Snoopdogg &
Ludacris
Holiday inn - Ching , Ludacis & Snoop dogg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBie4C1Dy98#)
out of tune
like most songs
though
immensely
helpful.
So,
while
fishing
I
caught
a
large,
heavy
bloated
trout
that
smelled
awful
and
spoke
several
languages,
but
had
laryngitis.
Consequently
I gave him
a hand with
tuning his bicycle
and
his
guitar
but his echidna
couldn't stop attacking
my
bunny
slippers
because they were
really spiky looking
to me, so
I
adjusted
my
knickers, to avoid
an unhealthy rash
in
a
very
conspicuous location.
Suddenly,
a phone rang.
I
answered
and
it
was
Marge
-rine for sale
which isn't butter
I
can't
believe
she had the
silly idea of
eating pickles and
drinking a glass
of pickle juice!
So
then,
while
pickles
and
ice cream
,Barristers and Soliscitors,
and a clown
'this your cow?'
"No" said the
upstairs maid Julie
Suddenly, Julie hit
for
forgetting
to
which
is
ironic
Because
she
also
wore dentures and
checkered
clown
overalls
drenched in picklejuice
(I know, I cheated)
So
then,
while
someone started screaming
Within the basement :-\
Sang
God
Save
My Toad from..... :P
the
effervescent
fronds
poor
toad
Croaked.
I don't want
a
Dead
Toed
that I nearly
ate chicken tonight
I
Had
Banger's!
The
Breakfast
Of
Orangutans,
Giraffes
and
with
cookies
and
But
not
with
Flaming Hot Curry
was filled with
nutty
cream
cheese
with
added
squirrel
lungs and liver
makes
me
shiver
me
timbers
arrr-and
keeps me limber.
I suppose you
could
call
me
Anytime
You're
Near
but
never
fear :)
like
roller
rink
You
don't
stink!
Meanwhile,
back
at
the
funny
Farm
Mr.Non-Sequitur
began
to
speaking
in
tongues
from
his
ass!
Everyone's
eyes
burned
Build
Turtle
Fences
teenage
mutant
ninja
Began
Postulating
Truth
And
All [It's]
Intrinsic
Because
They
Aren't
ninja's
or
Turtles!
Now
that
we've
Misplaced
Our
'Mones
by
the
river
Stix
and
Bones
cats
they
shiver
in
the
cold
because
they
can.
The
Sushi
Chef
flippin'
fish
about
has
forgotten
how
to
wash
his
cattle
on
Wednesday's
using
latex
nipple
attachments
and
leather
to
lash
his
glorious
wild
steed.
While
experimenting
with
a
small
vial
of
estradiol
valerate
and
a
glockenspiel
not
a
glock
of
wood.
He
stumbled upon several
and tasted one
in his sleep.
Today I discovered...
that if I
had
to
go
peacefully
I
Wouldn't
feel
sad
because
No
Orgasm
Yet
You
don't
know
about flock of
called
"Bird ->-bleeped-<-"
like
liquid
love
Got
a
bun
a
peculiar
urge
with a side
Of
Authentic
Seagull
deep
fried
with
spicy
meow
mix
with
malto
meal.
Three
horny
lawyers
went
disco
dancing
My
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Hair :]
Was swaying through...
their
empty
heads
steak and chips
were being served
at the end
of
the
rainbow
where pixies go
to do their
Tango dancing classes
all night long.
kept
me
awake
wanting
KFC
and
two
or
three
crunchy
fish
tacos
and
fried
salamander
with
curdled
milk
and
chocolate
syrup
While
skipping
down
in
my
new
soiled
milkman's
uniform.
I
came
upon
a
bonnie
lass
with
a
fancy
motorized
chainsaw
with