You go to stretch and realize that you can't because your sitting at your computer desk and just kicked the paper shredder and....
The huge orange penguin in the corner tells you to go and eat chicken soup before breaking out into a hasty rendition of the Lambada with a lobster and a strangely animated cushion.
- True story (after 52 hours without sleep)
you hear "honey, hurry up, the mars bar has almost melted!"
You're watching NCIS at 8:00, and blink ( so you think ) and you're in the middle of the 11 o'clock News.
Janet
You doze off only to wake up later and realize one of your eyeballs is stuck to the lens of your glasses and the ink from your last entry on your note pad has transfered to your forehead
The alarm clock goes off =/
can't tell you how many times I've pulled an all nighter just because I couldn't sleep.
you awake and find the cat has ate your cereal for you
jessie
one minite ur eating marshmellos, the next u have a lump in ur throat w/a string hanging out of the corner of ur mouth & u don't know if u should pull on the string or just swallow the lump...
Quote from: Bellaon7 on September 23, 2009, 02:11:42 PM
one minite ur eating marshmellos, the next u have a lump in ur throat w/a string hanging out of the corner of ur mouth & u don't know if u should pull on the string or just swallow the lump...
ewww that is all i can say hehe
You're woken up by snoring - and realise it's you
Cindy
You suddenly realise you've played well over 100 games of minesweeper in the preceeding hours -- and haven't won a single one of them.
It's 11:30 & you can barely hold your head up, but it was worth the wait to finally get that hot box of french fries! It's 3:00 AM, some of the fries are spilled all over the bed. You turn on the lights...the ashtray is EMPTY!!! I haven't had a cig in 12yrs.
Post Merge: September 25, 2009, 05:49:15 PM
When you start hearing voices in your head from lack of sleep @_@
your responding to this topic at 11Pm at night. (me atm)
Good Night ^^ :angel:
You wake up half frozen and your whole body aches from falling asleep on the couch :P
You wake up duct taped to a lawn chair in the middle of the road to the camp site entrance.
akk duct tape lol thats gonna hurt...
jessica
It's colder outside than in your refrigerator.
you see a green little leprachan run across the hood of your car....1999 pennsylvania turnpike 16 hrs on the road lol
jessica
You decide it's a grand idea to take a shower at 5pm only to wake up and hour later (still in the shower) after having a dream about aliens turning the world inside out and another dream where you were having an argument with someone in German, despite the fact that you don't speak the language. Then, once you get out of the shower, you cannot figure out if it's 6 at night, or 6 in the morning, but are quite convinced it is morning and you began to wonder what happened last night that you couldn't remember.
(true story. Thankfully, it was still evening when I woke up.)
And....
When you find yourself on here at 3 in the morning after reading awkward threads on other forums and attempting to juggle. *ahem* 'Night!
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the rear doors on a semi look like a tunnel aaak slam on the breaks hehe
...you hear your nephews alarm go off for school
I've been sleeping on the wrong end of the clock lately and this alarm is my go to bed signal :P
You look at the clock, it's 5 AM and you've stayed up all night watching NASA TV... the world's most boring network .... anxiously waiting to see the moon bomb pictures live.... only to see them shut down the control room at impact.
Cindi
You laugh at EVERYTHING.
That soda can crumpled in your trashcan? HILARIOUS.
Your partner sneezing? DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED.
Heaven forbid someone farts. You'd explode or something.
You know you should be asleep but you can't stop cleaning your apt. :P
...you get really paranoid and your imagination runs wild.
Your monitor starts talking to you.
You begin replying back to the monitor in the sexiest voice you can muster :laugh:
You kiss the monitor and take the laptop to bed
Cindy
You reply to a thread months later out of boredom
you're up at 2:40 a.m. without a thing to do, except be on forums
...you start hallucinating.
Ah but it's 6.30pm here.
Still bored though
Cindy
other people in your house are going to work and your still online IMing and forum browsing....
When your memory starts rearranging itself in new ways O.o
Quote from: Ketsy on January 02, 2010, 01:55:47 AM
...you start hallucinating.
Or.... you stop hallucinating :laugh:
You stand in a bar and think you are an hallucination
You think your dog just told you to go to bed :laugh: