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General Discussions => Entertainment => Humor => Topic started by: Constance on September 24, 2009, 09:45:18 AM

Title: Peguins
Post by: Constance on September 24, 2009, 09:45:18 AM
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?

Wonder no more!

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Then they kick him in the ice hole.
Title: Re: Peguins
Post by: finewine on September 24, 2009, 09:55:04 AM
hehe, that's the first time I've laughed and groaned simultaneously! :)
Title: Re: Peguins
Post by: nickie on September 24, 2009, 04:50:39 PM
That's a cute groaner!
Title: Re: Peguins
Post by: V M on September 24, 2009, 04:55:43 PM
 :laugh: >:-) :laugh:
Title: Re: Peguins
Post by: Washu Chan on October 22, 2009, 09:37:24 AM
 ;D I groaned then I laughed.
Title: Re: Peguins
Post by: Janet_Girl on October 22, 2009, 10:29:29 AM
I think I saw that in "The March of the Penguins".  :o :P ::) :laugh: ;D :angel:


Janet